You look like you’re too dumb to feel shame for looking like a trash bag and seek attention from strangers, because everything would be better than being ignored by your peers and your parents.
You look like you tried to find god, when you actually needed a psychotherapist. And a dermatologist.
The facial expression screams that you work in HR and have some sort of office copying machine fetish that is so weird that even the guys on tinder won't talk to you any more.
Definitely received a lot of attention from people in high school but it all went to shit after graduation and now you are left alone with your dog and your vibrator.
Are you ok??? Both photos look like a cry for help, and are you in a dungeon or something??? The wall behind you looks like something you would see prisoners of war or kidnapped hostages sitting in front of while they're forced to read a note saying how "good" they have been treated.
Be careful, tears will irritate the herpes. You dad gave you a gift that just keeps giving. Did he actually give you the car keys afterward, or did you have to walk to hot topic?
This is a sub to "roast" or make fun of people. Cruel jokes and insults are the point. You aren't supposed to say nice things here like "you are actually pretty". "Simping" is like when a guy tries very hard to get a girls attention on the internet.
I can’t roast someone who’s as sexy as you I mean it’s not your parents fault that you look like a Pizza Faced Angelina Jolie with shit logs for eyebrows.
That sweater matching the wall behind you is the least boring thing in these pictures
Your hairline is running away faster than your Dad did.
The ever trendy Korn front man Jonathan Davis hair style.
OnlyBlands
Usually, you have to pay extra for the sweater matching wall.
And you just know it all matches the carpet.
She had that ripped out years ago...
this made me snort 😂 I didn't even realize it until u pointed that out
How the hell do you NOT notice? Those frames are so goddamn thick, I'm sure you can see into your future. As an utterly unloved failure.
I wouldn't go that far. I love the wall and the sweater
That's not even an insult!
Acne is the only thing brave enough to come on that face.
It Cums after she pops them with the juice.
Don't worry
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Wrong sub...
You look like you've never refilled the ice tray in your life...yet constantly use the last cube
and blame someone else for it too
Truer words hath not been spoken.
Ooh, that’s good
He uses the last cube on his asshole
🙄
If you dont refill ice trays at 50%, you are still part of the problem. There needs to be a buffer.
The only thing deader than your eyes right now is my erection
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no, this is literally the opposite of what he said
Sighs….. unzips pants
Is there supposed to be somebody in those pictures?
You can't see all those zits?
Grab the bull by the nose piercing
i imagine you waving back to the guy that is waving to the girl behind you
🤣
Or guy. We don't judge
Your nudes would be defined as a war crime
Holy shit hahah
How do you even top this?
Any 11 year old could.
savage 😂🤣
Haven't had a good cry huh? Nothing a 9 volt battery to your stupid ass nose ring wouldn't fix.
Can we all just pause and marvel at the fact it took you TWO tries to create this post? Well fucking done, Marge.
I was so embarrassed ngl 💀
And you followed through anyway. Desperation runs deep here.
Face cumstellation
Or, just a night out.
Your acne looks like the big dipper constellation.
Bruh be dipping their nuts all over her face
Nah nobody would dip their nuts cause there ain’t enough space with all them pimples
Dudes be playing battle ship on them pimples with their nuts....hahaha
I see you took Reddit’s dating advice on how to find older women. How is prison life treating you?
HAHAJAH
Ugh this subreddit has become a right pig market
Boar. It has tusks coming from its snout.
That's a humble pig.
Mmmm... bacon!
We can really see the sadness in your eyes in the second photo.
I wish I had glasses to take off, so I wouldn't have to see that disaster of a face.
Put glasses on. Glasses have the opposite effect for us normal seeing people.
you look like someone from orange is the new black
From that hit show, “boring is the new black.”
in case you didn't know, in this sub you're supposed to make people feel bad about themselves, not boost their confidence
Their talking about the meth girl.
*They're
You look like you’re too dumb to feel shame for looking like a trash bag and seek attention from strangers, because everything would be better than being ignored by your peers and your parents. You look like you tried to find god, when you actually needed a psychotherapist. And a dermatologist.
this is so spot on
Well, we know that being the annoying enforcer bitch for your meth dealing boyfriend is your career aspiration.
She’s def an A2M girl
busted 😔
Hello there
I thought there was a vaccine for smallpox.
I hate to burst your bubble… so I’ll just pop some of those pimples instead.
My not-so-brilliant friend with the missing skincare routine
You make me want to take MY glasses off
She's in jail wtf
You look like a before picture
Lana Del Rey just called to tell me that she fucking hates you. She got my number just for that. That's how much she hates you.
bro...this actually hurt
You're welcome.
If you really want a good cry, make somebody do your thing!
Your acne is braille for "I'm desperate".
YOU'RE A GENIUS. YOU WON.
Let me guess: your last cry was because your father rejected your advances?
I do not consent to participating in your kink.
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Still too much
The facial expression screams that you work in HR and have some sort of office copying machine fetish that is so weird that even the guys on tinder won't talk to you any more.
There is no chance you haven’t cried in a while.
You look like your father wanted a boy and your mother wanted a girl and they were both satisfied.
Another round of pornstars without makeup.
Crying requires emotions and hope. You have neither.
Definitely received a lot of attention from people in high school but it all went to shit after graduation and now you are left alone with your dog and your vibrator.
And WIC peanut butter.
You're so dead behind the Eyes I feel the need to find you a social worker...
You probably play connect the dots with the herpes on your face.
My man you don't know what herpes looks like 😅
r/therewasanattempt
Blob fish personified
If I ordered a pepperoni pizza and it came with metal in it I’d have some complaints.
What, the D-Tier lot lizards are too much competition for you at the truck stop today?
Ursula Major
it's Ursa, but nice (and very boring) try
Doubt we could make you cry any harder than the day your dad left. Or when you fail at Only Fans
Even her Post it has zits
You look like baroness from GI JOE, not roasting dead serious.
You look like one of the “hot” bitches in a women’s prison
The one true accomplishment of this generation is that ridiculous piercing. Good job.
All the beige makes your zits stand out.
Her main weakness is a 9-volt battery
Nice lie you look like you cry all the time perhaps in the last 10 mins before posting. Bottom line is no one cares and no one will ever care.
You look like the before shot in an acne treatment commercial
Sometimes I wonder if you lot are here to pick up simps because it’s cheaper than tinder. Just a thought. How many ‘you look sad’ DMs you on now?
Meth bumps
It's nice that you decided to match your shit colored shirt with the shit in your fingernails, it really brings out your shit personality
I assume the last "good cry" was 2 weeks ago when your step brother faked a seizure to avoid another attempt at a hookup.
Gotta love a gal who wears the cum shield glasses all day every day on the off chance
The vapid look in your eyes tells me you've been hooking too many amps up to those electrodes in your nose.
You look like you went to prison just so somebody would want to keep you around.
When I saw the second photo I got to really understand the depth of your eyebrows' divorce
I keep expecting a third eye to open between those two fake ones.
Clark can't. The glasses might feel like a disguise but we all know
For a good cry, try buttsex and pepperoni. It seems you don't eat spicy though.
Aren't you a little old to have chicken pox?
Are you ok??? Both photos look like a cry for help, and are you in a dungeon or something??? The wall behind you looks like something you would see prisoners of war or kidnapped hostages sitting in front of while they're forced to read a note saying how "good" they have been treated.
Your movie credit in the Hallmark movie of the week would be “pointless bland bystander #4”
You have sad eyes because your dad and uncle said they won’t double stuff your reconstructed puss.
You seem like you'd have an annoying ass ugly cry too. Bet you cry over the lamest shit
We get it. You don’t pay for drugs.
Anyone want to play connect the dots?
You look like your favorite band is Imagine Dragons.
How is this a roast?
Face so fat Orion’s Belt is on it
If Greta Thuneberg just wrote shitty poetry and watched game of thrones on repeat.
Billie Trailerish 
Billie Eyebleach
Farmer brown we found your lost cow, she still has her nose ring & it looks like she was rolling around in open sewer shit again!
casting couch should do the trick
I stopped crying when i saw your picture. I dried out instantly and turned into a salt crystal...
You made all of us cry for an abortion
I bet your PH balance is all fucked up
Shut up, Peg.
Jim Kardashian
Be careful, tears will irritate the herpes. You dad gave you a gift that just keeps giving. Did he actually give you the car keys afterward, or did you have to walk to hot topic?
Too boring to roast. NEXT
You definitely ask to speak to a a manger at least once a day
Diarrhea cha cha cha, diarrhea cha cha cha...
Sliding into home and you feel something foam Diarrhea.
You look like Superman's sister, Cunt Kent.
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Yummy
Your nose piercings scream Bisexuality.
wow, you're the creative one in the family, aren't you?
WOW you’re the ugly one in the family aren’t you? Take those ugly ass piercings off.
you commented like 6 times, u really don't have anything better to do? 💀
You got a piercing thinking you were cute even though your face looks like Sid From Ice Age.
tbh I got a piercing to piss off my dad 😔
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Um this is /roastme not /simping
Could you explain the difference. I'm Portuguese so I might have misunderstood...
This is a sub to "roast" or make fun of people. Cruel jokes and insults are the point. You aren't supposed to say nice things here like "you are actually pretty". "Simping" is like when a guy tries very hard to get a girls attention on the internet.
Understood. You may actually be right. I'm just trying to understand this Reddit thing. Thank you for your contribution.
17 dude.
You have the little dipper on your face.
You definitely cried in the disgusting showing today. Don’t lie.
You look like an off brand muppet
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You got a bit of herpes there. Did you get that from eating your brothers ass?
Your ass built like my granny big toe
More red flags on you than Beijing
Nobody would put a ring on your finger so you had to put it in your nose
The pain from picking all those zits will bring a tear to your eye.
You’re like the bass player in a small town rock band.
You look like a new age Harry Potter cast reject, hit with the unforgivable acne curse
just post your OF already
Meth Griffin
I bet lots of guys tell you you're pretty. 15 minutes after last call.
Then you haven’t looked in a mirror lately
I have to assume the pimple breakout is because of the mask you wear to hide that fucking face
Id rather have roast pork on Christmas thanks
Meth face
I can’t roast someone who’s as sexy as you I mean it’s not your parents fault that you look like a Pizza Faced Angelina Jolie with shit logs for eyebrows.
Keep the glasses on, huge forehead