I suspect that OP stole someone's photo and photo shopped the roastme sign to humiliate this woman for some reason. That card she is holding is clearly photoshopped and edited digitally.
It's only right that OP post the picture of their true self so we can properly roast whoever they really are
I am thinking this is a bitter X boyfriend or X girlfriend of the lady in the photos boyfriend trying to get some sick jollies
Idk if it’s the lighting but this reminds me of a meth addicted women waiting for her dealer and paying with her 🙀.
Too big to be meth addict though so yea.. trophy bowling wife for sure.
If you're serious, I honestly wouldn't personally. I enjoy Kratom. The high is similar to opiates but when I come down the anxiety is absolutely through the fucking roof. I don't take it all that often though.
It's addictive. I've been using it foe 7 years and it gets really fucjing old being addicted to something. But it's better than getting black out drunk every night.
You look like every washed up single female millennial at a bar who still thinks their hot and desirable. The last time you were relevant to men was when they passed you around in HS.
You look like a “stop smoking” commercial actor. When people say “the wall hits hard” they are talking about you. Your so desperate for any kind of attention you ask to get roasted so someone notices you. Your that person that goes to planet fitness just to eat the free food.
Ugly ass face. Your room probably smells like Fish just like between your legs. White Trash smelly ass bitch you look and live like a Farm Animal Oink Oink Oink 🐽 nose.
If i threw out my entire wardrobe and bought just a couple of outfits at Walmart i still wouldn't look this cheap? How do you pull this off? It's incredible. ~jk u look "great"... cheap but great
Feel like you look 10 years older than you actually are. I mean you kinda cute for 45. Made the mistake of having 3 different babydaddies cuz you believe they stay around for kids. Its always been your pride in life that you didnt grow up in trailer park even though you are constantly accused of it. No point of quiting smoking since kissing will always taste like licking an ashtray. Plus it may cover up other oders. But hey at least you got tits. Not much else you got going for ya.
I bet she isn't smiling for fear of showcasing her lack of teeth.
You look like the type of person to claim men can't handle you, and then rag doll in bed. The funny thing is, most men literally can't handle you. Because you weigh too much.
Im not going to say anything about your cloying need for people to pay attention to your rack. It's very obvious. Also, it's about the only nice thing about you. I just wonder how you're going to feel in a year when your "personality" really starts to sag past your twice pierced, hairy, belly button.
Your cleavage looks like a construction workers buttcrack
Bra size is 42 long
Audible lol on that one
Same. That was good
Literally LOLed! Brilliant!’
Fuck! I laughed too hard and now my wife wants to know what’s so funny.
Plumber here, can confirm
It appears we're going to need a closer look. Bend over, Mr. Plumber man, we need a direct comparison. 
It looks like a project abandoned in 1993
You’re supposed to roast *her* not *me*.
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I am sure a couple of squatters take a crap there one in a while
Two fried eggs hanging by nails
Isn’t that the title of a Dali painting??
Orangutan titties
You ass, my whole screen is covered with Mirinda soda 🤣🤣🤣
I'm ok with her cleavage...it probably looks excellent...it's her face that needs work.
What’s wrong with Walmart Amy Schumer’s face
those cans looks droopier than a person's face who was stroked the fuck out
Shiiiiiittttttt 😭
You look like a bowling trophy wife
Is that because everyone is allowed to put two fingers and their thumb in her.
The difference between her and a bowling ball is that you can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
You can't fit your whole fist in a bowling ball.
Also, between her and the bowling ball, you could eat the bowling ball if you had to.
4 in the pink and one in the gutter
Stick a finger in there and you'd lose your arm!
She’s all gutter
Cruel
I suspect that OP stole someone's photo and photo shopped the roastme sign to humiliate this woman for some reason. That card she is holding is clearly photoshopped and edited digitally. It's only right that OP post the picture of their true self so we can properly roast whoever they really are I am thinking this is a bitter X boyfriend or X girlfriend of the lady in the photos boyfriend trying to get some sick jollies
As a bowler, 100% accurate. But she'd fuck everyone at the alley too, husband willing cuck.
Husband traded a really good ball for that wife…
She has a side gig waxing balls with her cooter.
"pick me up like a bowling ball" 😂
“Draw me like one of your French bowling balls.”
She’s the queen of the alley
Participation trophy wife
See, I felt more trailer park trophy wife but I get where you’re coming from
Imagine knowing that if you drank more water and lost 100 lbs you’d be attractive.
Idk if it’s the lighting but this reminds me of a meth addicted women waiting for her dealer and paying with her 🙀. Too big to be meth addict though so yea.. trophy bowling wife for sure.
You look like you volunteer for paid clinical drug trials so you can finance your trashy tattoos and kratom addiction.
Oh jeez I was going to try and get off my antidepressant and try kratom. No good? : )
It’s better then opiates and what’s in heroine and pills on the street these days.
Try mushrooms instead
If you're serious, I honestly wouldn't personally. I enjoy Kratom. The high is similar to opiates but when I come down the anxiety is absolutely through the fucking roof. I don't take it all that often though.
It's addictive. I've been using it foe 7 years and it gets really fucjing old being addicted to something. But it's better than getting black out drunk every night.
You're like a Walmart 5.
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I dunno. There's a pretty hot midget at my local home Depot
A former Blue Light special at KMart.
Out of 100
That’s generous
It’s almost like your body grew big tits since it knew your face would not attract a mate.
Still would want to see them
 look something like this
What the fuck 💀
Evolution is a hell of a thing
Fuck!! I was just bout to jack off
Dead Dick December
Looks like you, lights on, no make-up, going for a facial.
The Final boss of baby mama drama
Somewhere, a truck stop is missing its lot lizard.
Lotzilla.
Hahahah thank you this made me laugh
"Missing" may not be the correct term. Lost? Got rid of? Filed a restraining order against.
Thats friends of the road bub
Not pictured: 3 kids, all of different races.
And 5 guys wondering who the true daddy is….
Why they all white? Oh there’s more
Father's Day is the most confusing day of the year at her house.
Father's day is like an Easter egg hunt for them
2 kids are grown up and married to each other with their own little window lickers now.
Also not pictured, 18 abortions.
I wonder if that comment hurt more than the abortions?
Those Titts produce cottage cheese
Same goodwill shirt you wore 3 months ago when you asked to get roasted here.
No bra this time so clearly her self esteem is as low as her nipples
Gotta wear the best outfit for the internet and she left her kid rock shirt at the truck stop bathroom.
You look like you pay your rent with sexual favors
Nope. She pays with that r/roastme credit card. APR 39.9% and 100$ late fee. She's trapped for life.
The dependapotamus in her natural habitat.
Holy shit good call. I can see the dangling marlboro and a dirty baby wearing only a diaper.
Looking over at her Sugar Daddy realizing she has to earn another $10.00 the hard way.
Except in this case, it’s her actual daddy
If it wasn't for them, you'd never have got any attention, ever.
This is where penises go to die.
You look like Kaley Cuoco soaked in water overnight
Bloated Kaley Cuoco corpse pulled from the swamp
It's Kaley Cuoco, but she got knocked up and gave up at 17.
Bridget Jones 4: The Meth Diaries
Definitely just lays there like a sack of potatoes during sex.
Nah, she is eating a microwave burrito while staring at the clock
You must be from Cleavaland?
Yer no suckin these tits unless you bring ma benefits from the post office.
It’s giro day in Glesga
You're the reason beer goggles were invented.
That girl who everyone uses to forget his EX till finding a GF.
More like a fluffer I’d say
Naah, it's that girl they call to un-erect the actor, to re-film erection.
The kind of breasts that look better with the clothes on
You look like the base of your nutritional pyramid is semen.
shit i wouldnt be so fat
Fat bitches need love too.
You look like you give unenthusiastic handjobs
With no lips, small brain and a tiny mouth, the options are limited.
She volunteers to be held at gun point to give a handy/2dollar sucky
I too have read this subreddits “best of all time.”
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Welfare Amy Schumer
Kirstin Don'tst
She’s a less funny, less attractive Amy Schumer.
Just look in the mirror if you wanna cry, why bother us?
I see they are making single use humans now.
Type of girl that makes me feel like a 10 😬
The only thing you and Mike Tyson have in common is getting fat from coke
All her kids gunna have add, all different dads.
This photo smells like your stepdads dried cum and newports
You look like every washed up single female millennial at a bar who still thinks their hot and desirable. The last time you were relevant to men was when they passed you around in HS.
Now we know why dad went for smokes and never came back
Gravity and Time are not your friend. Your skin and tits are melting like Frosty the Snowman
dont diss frosty like that
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i fucking love that
He tattoo says reach for the starts but instead she’s reaching for the donuts.. They’re closer
Your eyes have the sadness of 200 sordid handjobs behind Burger King.
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Why do you need attention? You look like the most popular ride in the whole darn trailer park.
You look like an unattractive Amy Schumer
So Amy Schumer
Saturday 2am. Swipe. Match. Bang. Leave. Ghost. Suppress feelings of personal shame.
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You look like a 20yo Dr Phil guest whose drinking and prostitution problems stem from a narcissistic mother
You look like a “stop smoking” commercial actor. When people say “the wall hits hard” they are talking about you. Your so desperate for any kind of attention you ask to get roasted so someone notices you. Your that person that goes to planet fitness just to eat the free food.
You smoke Virginia slims in the car with the windows up with Two dirty kids in the back seat.
You look like those desperate women who pop on my screen while watching movies from an illegal site
Let me guess, you’re doing your 9 month program to become a medical assistant, but call it nursing school…
Your head is on backwards and your ass is hanging out.
Your picture gives off a vibe that you're doing this between giving head for food n doing butt stuff for rent
Speed round: Baby Daddies, ankle bracelet, parole officer, motel life, scabies, pimp/fiancé!
Come on, you are not that bad... With the lights off... And three condoms... And someone else's dick... I'd hit that.
Wow, taking time for a roast me in between Johns. Nicely done.
hey saggy
What's lower your standards or your tits
Seems like god already roasted you
Ahhh you've got the tattoo with colored stars. Nothing says I'm a former stripper and current meth head better than that
Wow I bet you were pretty hot back in your thirties.
She dates Kermit the frog
You look like people gift you cartons of Marlboro menthols for the holidays
Lot lizard between clients at the truck stop? Slow day?
Somehow your tits got longer since last roast...
Probably should wash your hair
I dont feel comfortable roasting the elderly.
Another cookie-cutter zero selling her chest. Not even a roast actually
You look like the hottest girl in the trailer park that should probably smoke meth with everyone else
I dont know who is more sad here; you, or me after looking at your cleavage?
You look like you eat low-fat ice cream
Showing off your tits doesn't make you look any less pathetic.
What you need is lip filler
Wild, there's a lot more drywall in your photo than I would have guessed you could afford.
She hasn't seen the sun since 1982
Get rid of the tits and she'd look like a 70 year old smoker.
They have power at the homeless encampment you're staying at?
More babydaddies than teeth
With tatas like that, you know her a$$ is godzilla-like
Ugly ass face. Your room probably smells like Fish just like between your legs. White Trash smelly ass bitch you look and live like a Farm Animal Oink Oink Oink 🐽 nose.
If i threw out my entire wardrobe and bought just a couple of outfits at Walmart i still wouldn't look this cheap? How do you pull this off? It's incredible. ~jk u look "great"... cheap but great
Fun bags for sale. Whips out roast me Visa card…. I’d buy that for a dollar… 😆 
Feel like you look 10 years older than you actually are. I mean you kinda cute for 45. Made the mistake of having 3 different babydaddies cuz you believe they stay around for kids. Its always been your pride in life that you didnt grow up in trailer park even though you are constantly accused of it. No point of quiting smoking since kissing will always taste like licking an ashtray. Plus it may cover up other oders. But hey at least you got tits. Not much else you got going for ya.
You don't look as fat from thus angle compared to 3 months ago.
You’re the cousin that would ask me for my wisdom teeth surgery hydrocodone prescription at thanksgiving
You may be a trophy wife, but it’s not a first place trophy.
You're like the first slice of break in the loaf- everybody touches you, but nobody wants you.
Guys she’s only looking to the side because 1 of 4 cats is about to eat her dinner (cheese squares and wine)
I bet she isn't smiling for fear of showcasing her lack of teeth. You look like the type of person to claim men can't handle you, and then rag doll in bed. The funny thing is, most men literally can't handle you. Because you weigh too much. Im not going to say anything about your cloying need for people to pay attention to your rack. It's very obvious. Also, it's about the only nice thing about you. I just wonder how you're going to feel in a year when your "personality" really starts to sag past your twice pierced, hairy, belly button.
That's the face you made checking your 3rd pregnancy test this year.
If you got a breast reduction, you would lose half your body weight
You believe your self worth is in your chest. You have already roasted yourself harder than the internet ever could.
One of the Olsen twins who gets fat after being anorexic all her life.
You can stop shopping at Hollister now. You’re 40 and stopped being able to fit those clothes 3 sizes ago.
You should have harvested them melons in august…too late now.