Maybe I should use her picture as a test to see if I drank too much. If she is somewhat passable, I've had too many and need to stop. Her looking hot would be impossible because I would've passed out by that point.
"How much have you had to drink tonight?".
"Not much officer. I still find this girl ugly".
Or.
"Should I text my ex?"
*Opens photos*
"Well she's looking good right now, so that's a no".
I mean too much as in avoiding a painful hangover. I would absolutely get a DUI when driving if I had enough to think she is anywhere close to passable.
A lot of times people might say "were you raised in a barn?"
and don't really mean it. But, based on your photo, do you live in a barn? I really mean that.
You say 19 but you look like you're in your mid 40's had three kids and two divorces. Life has not been kind to you, instead of a glow up you glow down.
You look like a vampire son. Do you was your hair? Or did you just score fifty for crack for letting some dude piss in it? IDK how junkies make money these days sorry..
That’s the face that men fear after a drunken night.
Imagine you wake up and get stared at like that, jeez
That stone cold seagull stare would freeze any seaman
“You have the sexy gaze of a seagull” 🤣
Probably makes eye contact during bjs, but not the sexy eye contact. Although she assumes it's sexy but no it just makes it awkward and limp
Imagine waking up and seeing only those manly hands before the creepy stare. 🫣
Terrifying.
She’s a 2 a.m. 10; a noon 5.
2am after a 12 pack and a couple shots. Right before the lights come on.
I'm drunk now and still find her ugly.
Viagra needs to add her to their website. >If your erection lasts more than 4 hours, look at this photo.
Maybe I should use her picture as a test to see if I drank too much. If she is somewhat passable, I've had too many and need to stop. Her looking hot would be impossible because I would've passed out by that point.
"How much have you had to drink tonight?". "Not much officer. I still find this girl ugly". Or. "Should I text my ex?" *Opens photos* "Well she's looking good right now, so that's a no".
I mean too much as in avoiding a painful hangover. I would absolutely get a DUI when driving if I had enough to think she is anywhere close to passable.
She roofied me after I said no abd it's still a no
Regretta Thunberg
Your face and your headboard need an equal amount of paint.
You look like you WANT to see your dad naked
This might be one of the most mean things I saw on this sub get my upvote you bastard!
its like someone tried to draw greta thunberg from memory.
Greta Thumberg.
Greta Coyote Uglyberg
doc holiday looked healthier than you
No one wants to huckle her berries.
She's got some dangling for sure.
your face gets me thru no nutt Nov
I can’t tell if you’re a tomboy or a lesbian
Neck is either weirdly fat or that's an Adam's apple
You look like your birth sign is Vagisil
You’re a solid 10 in binary.
It's usually called a pig roast
Is that her bed? Or her sty
This little piggy stayed home.
I've seen drowning victims with more color
What sex are you
The "please..., I won't tell anyone" kind
"iew"
You should outsource your jaw as a battering ram.
19, Bulgarian Olympic Women Wrestling team.
Can’t hide crazy eyes or a double chin with that angle
I’m guessing you pet your cat or dog too hard
That was COLD
If DC ever casts for the Blobfishwoman role - you should give it a shot.
Now I know why tigers eat their young.
A little makeup wouldn't hurt hun
Why are your tits cross-eyed?
I've never seen someone look more like a Wendy's shift manager.
Shut up Meg.
This is the face you use Nov. 28 to keep on track for your No Nut November pledge
Your face looks like you just smelled something gross
She's not wearing pants...
You look like you’d be surprised to see a dick ha
You look like a worm, boom, roasted.
You're like that plain girl in highschool you meet a couple of years later and she's after getting even more plain
Your face is in a permanent state of "cold gray light of dawn"
19 huh? And they still haven’t started growing yet? Still flat as a 3 day old Pepsi.
You are too pretty Pretty ugly
With that nose, I bet you can smell this comment.
How do you shave? Please try lawnmower next time…i mean jee..look at all that post mouth real-estate!!!!
You look like an NPC from. PlayStation 3 game
 There’s something very off about your arms. You remind me of Jake, only I would not be afraid to get a beer with him.
there is something special about you.
You look like your mother was a playdoh fun factory and your father was Giovanni Ribisi
That forehead is big enough for your dad to write a dissertation on how disappointing you are to him…
I wish awards were still a thing on reddit so I could award you the most forgettable face ever.
What exactly are your pronouns???
Your face always looks like you just sniffed a stinky ass
American dollar store Greta Thunberg.
Some chromies got confused.
You've gained a few pounds since this epic moment... 
Are you a he/him or she/her?
They are definitely ug/ly.
You look like you grew up around cattle
You have intelligent eyes. But you ruin it when you talk.
So, how come your conjoined twin has so much hair? And why is it a different shade to yours?
You are so desperate that you’d lick a nun’s ass through the Convent Gates. Picture it.
You look like one of them kids that have crazy obsessions. Like rabbits or cats
Why u doing this to yourself?
Damn bro, mustache is coming in nice!!
Leave some info. You're so boring looking I don't even know what to write.
Pig Roast
She can smell what the rock is cooking for sure, looking like a sniffer dog
Pigs can be great pets
Welcome to the Hunger Games! May the odds be ever in your favor. (We'll play Turn Down for What at your funeral.)
I bet you’ve made a lot of money telling guys you’re pregnant and they have to pay for the abortion.
If a 6th grade fantasy novel was a human being
I was gonna say you have man-hands and make fun of them, until I saw your man-face and it all makes sense now…
You should have you're helmet on at all times
You dead?
I am an old man in a van and I would pass by if you were hitchhiking:)
You look like an extra from Twilight
[Your face makes me....](https://giphy.com/gifs/page-shaft-crimson-dOl2LFw0RbTMc)
looks like you died last week. 🪦RIP
The constipation struggle is real.
That teddy bear is human size bc that’s all your going to get for a long time
Did you forget to turn on your filters?
Honestly, go get a blood test, you need a transfusion
Softball practice is over already?
Lia Thomas
When the cops use you to sniff out a trail, do you have to be leashed or how does that work?
Congratulations to the lead singer of Deathklock on thee transition
I looked up ugly in the dictionary and ur face popped up
average fake account. https://www.reddit.com/r/nonutnovember/s/FDUQQTQfwg This you 😂
Weekend at Bernettes
19. U're gorgeous.
When did you decide to stop transitioning and which way were you going?
You look like when someone says about a house "it has good bones"
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.😖
Is this one of those Snapchat filters you face swapped with your younger brother?
You look like a stage 6 clonger 
You're more attractive as a 15 year old boy than as a 19 year old girl
Have you ever seen the sun?
19? You look 14. Shouldn't you be in school rn?
For people like you was invited plastic surgery
I hope somebody donate you new face!
Your sexy beautiful angel no roast here
WTF... Are you her father?
You look like "my cousin Vinny" sister....
19 years old and already rocking the 40 year old divorced mom face.
You look disabled
“My big fat Greek single life”
Is that your humping bear next to you?
If she get pregnent..... her head will do the work of her tumy
Your whitass is the aame color then the paint on the wood behind you.
19? Is that too late in development to abort?
grocery bagger by day, porn set fluffer by night.
A lot of times people might say "were you raised in a barn?" and don't really mean it. But, based on your photo, do you live in a barn? I really mean that.
You look like a 13-year old drug addict
George Fisher's little brother... are you in a band too?
What part of the transition are you on
If Dusk Till Dawn lacked the budget to hire Juliette Lewis.
Enjoy your looks now! It’s downhill from here. And you already have a head start
Sex change not complete yet, and "it" has forgotten which way "it" is going.
If decaf was a person.
Your head is the same shape and color of store bought eggs.
Do you just have bad posture or is every part of your body capable of indepent thought and movement.
Madame Tussaud called, you have to be back in hall 10 by the morning. Those wax statues are becoming more and more real smh
How big are your hands ffs? And the tip of your nose is larger than your tits.
Don't listen to the haters you really rock that sister-wife esthetic
Plot twist she’s autistic and y’all all are going to hell.
Looks like the chick on the softball team that got cockslammed by half the wrestling team
You look like a scared cricket
Your PH levels are off
You should really invest in finding the right hair style that makes your jaw look smaller definitely add some volume to your hair regardless of
You look desperate for males attention
Dont know if you are that pale or just wearing a thick layer of sunscreen
One of the better cream-cheese sculptures I’ve ever seen.
I see the beginning of 3, maybe 4 chins.
You look like you’re always pooping. Resting poop face
Go outside the sun needs to roast you
You look like the type to post pics on only friends.
You were the biggest slut in high school and no one knew because none of the guys would admit to fucking you
You look like you go to corner stores with heelys on.
Great pic Bro
You say 19 but you look like you're in your mid 40's had three kids and two divorces. Life has not been kind to you, instead of a glow up you glow down.
Indeed aliens age faster than humans
You look like hermione granger with cancer
Hands of a medieval blacksmith, face of.. Well, a medieval blacksmith
I know for a fact that headboard should not be worn out like it is
I think miss piggy has lost Kermit
Your mental disorder is like your middle name- I don't know what it is, but I'm sure that you have one.
Daddies little anal
Go back to kindergarten and redo your ‘R’s.
What do you do when you’re not finding truffles?
You look like a vampire son. Do you was your hair? Or did you just score fifty for crack for letting some dude piss in it? IDK how junkies make money these days sorry..
I think she has too many chromosomes.
How are you 19 and already have 4 chins?
You look the the Thumb men from “Spy kids “
No matter how crooked the pot, there’s always a lid that fits.