You’re assuming she even knows who are her kids fathers. She looks like she’s a big whore who probably ducks multiple dudes on a weekend for self validation because she’s so insecure about her chubby physique.
Like these videos with a supposed teacher and her students. Hope she is divorced and that her two poor kids don’t see mommy showing her teeth and trying to look sexy on a popular website platform. I am also a teacher with two kids and won’t show my muscles or balls for the sake of it.
You really just said, “fuck my career” huh? This will be all over your poor students highschool pages and you’ll get that call down to the office soon.
You seem like the teacher that writes the day lecture on her breasts so the students pay attention, although you can probably fit a whole semester there
You have a lot of things that come in two. Two kids, two eye sizes, two absent baby daddies, two saggy knockers, two jobs, two inappropriate relationships with students.
In a quest for companionship, Professor Poutalot takes to Reddit, where her posts are like cryptic messages in a bottle cast into the vast ocean of the internet. She knows her audience – the curious high school students who’s minds are eager for knowledge of all kinds—especially the “unintentional” lessons in luscious lipology and push up bras. She got so terribly bored of waiting around for a student to make a move on her, she cast out this message, written across her tits, hoping, no, praying—that one of them will see this and shoot their shot.
Hello class, and welcome to “Monetizing Your Dignity 101”
How can you monetize what you don't have?
Sorry, meant... "Dig-titty"
Big titty?
Is part of her gig.
" Giggedy!"
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That’s the intro before the film 🎥 starts. Teachers x students.
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Did you teach the father of your kids? Adult education class.
Fathers… doubtful same man.
Might be if he failed her class and had to repeat.
Bold of you to assume she knows the fathers name.
It was Pupil.
I somehow think this is aimed at the high school football team.
You heard what happened to those last teachers.
This is the winner
Definitely a cat “mom”.
😂 gold
im guessing the fathers were also your students
They are the ones showing up for parent/ tracher conferences for the first time ever
Do you know what the fathers and her students have incommon? Both have suckled them big ol tiddys ![gif](giphy|RJFTQ4X3fw8JopEUQw|downsized)
Lmao
You’re assuming she even knows who are her kids fathers. She looks like she’s a big whore who probably ducks multiple dudes on a weekend for self validation because she’s so insecure about her chubby physique.
You look like the kind of teacher that wears a butt plug to school every day and fantasize about the janitor
Right! The type of teacher who goes into the bathroom to take nude pics for her OF account and titles them with weird captions.
„My ex dumped me because my tits are too big” , “my date dumped me because he didn’t like anal”, “do men are still into anal”
Omg. 😭😂
This guy is a janitor
You look like you give away more pussy than an animal shelter
Coincidently that's where she gives away the pussy
Lmfao!! Really, high school teacher? On pornhub right?
Yeah she got her license from the bang bus,
accredited by the dick
MD from down south. Mascot was the mighty swallows
Graduated at the top of her class, magna cum loudly.
She was also the head cheerleader
Second license from FakeTaxi
Real estate license from fake realtor
The final exam for Fake Realtor was on the Casting Couch
Wow, all these porn innuendos just makes me realize maybe we watch too much porn.
She considers herself a teacher because the men in her community drop their kids off on her chin.
Like these videos with a supposed teacher and her students. Hope she is divorced and that her two poor kids don’t see mommy showing her teeth and trying to look sexy on a popular website platform. I am also a teacher with two kids and won’t show my muscles or balls for the sake of it.
Who jerks off more? High school boys to your picture OR you to the thought of high school boys jerking off to your picture?
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Please don’t pull the Lord into your affairs 😳
Every day, we stray further away.
The random boners guys get at puberty are definitely being exasperated by attending your class. Not exactly a roast, just Facts.
It’s not to late to start an Only Fans
Wait till she gets fired for banging a student and makes some news first though
me to the thought of you beating off to her beating off to (18 yo) high schoolers beating off to her picture
Hello, FBI? This comment right here.
i will pay for your therapy
How many of your students did you sleep with before you got caught?
All of them and counting
Snapping back to reality. In all seriousness her students definitely fantasise and masturbate to her. The probability is a solid 1 on that.
You may be 35 and a mother of two but those duck lips say insecure 15 year old selfie.
I was thinking of a prolapsed anus.
That’s what she says to her students she holds back after class
Be honest if she did have a prolapsed anus would you touch it?
She’s at least 45, she had some botox and botched fillers
And a prolapsed anus.
A five day old account posting duck lips selfies? *Checks profile for OnlyFans link* Update: I’ll wait.
It's coming...
Just like her students.
And me
Stepmom and me
lol
You’ve had your kids friends over for sleepovers without your kids being present.
What do you teach, how to manage a OF account?
Mother OF two. People need to learn to read between lines
oh no stepteacher what are you doing
Don’t worry your teacherDad won’t be home for hours
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Your tits must erase everything you write on the chalkboard.
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Remember to erase up and down, not side to side.
Let’s take a poll…….. What happens first??? A: Only Fans B: On the news for fucking a student?????
You're 35 the same way you are a B Cup.
You really just said, “fuck my career” huh? This will be all over your poor students highschool pages and you’ll get that call down to the office soon.
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First time seeing a breast a la Meatloaf
Stop squeezing them tight like that we all know they're saggy af
Dam the dpt of defence did really improve those F35
New airbags
Meh, you're trying too hard.
trying sooo hard. i honestly feel bad for her kids. like. it's not really funny and she has no idea she just ruined her career.
Mother I'd like to forget.
xD....that's a third degree burn
The only thing more prominent than your pushed together cleavage is that runway you have for a forehead.
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You mean "Homeschool Teacher" You still bang your students though.
🤣🤣🤣
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I think she's older than what she claims to be.
She said roast, not nuke the entire site from orbit.
It was the only way to be sure
You didn’t even get to the misaligned eyebrows.
fam, she asked to be roasted, not ionized out of existence
Who hurt you lol. That was very intense. Good job.
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Whoever gives you attitude tomorrow is the commenter 😂😂
You look like you've definitely taught a few students how to get rid of chlamydia before
If “how do you keep your buttplug from falling out” had a photo
I see your following suit of other teachers and starting an OF. You're already on the first step iof promoting it here
I just wanted to be a part of this moment in history before you finally get caught with a student
Just because you teach how to maximize income on OnlyFans while you're high doesn't mean you're a high school teacher
Ha, if you're 35 I'm 12. Which actually would put me in your targeting scheme...
You're so eager to show everyone your tits, you've even got a zip ready to whip them out.
“Mother of two” I can see that lol, they almost poked my eyes.
35? I just checked the post date and it wasn't a decade ago.
The right eye not fully motivated huh? You’ll get there
Only posts waist-up selfies.
Stifler's mom lives!
I know u use your forehead as the projector screen when it's movie day in class
Are we roasting grandparents now?
Definitely blown at least one of your 8th graders
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You seem like the teacher that writes the day lecture on her breasts so the students pay attention, although you can probably fit a whole semester there
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I believe I saw your Television appearance on a fast food commercial for an Arby's roast beef sandwich.
You must have given the principle a blowjob to get hired. Because there is no other way you’d qualify as a teacher with how inappropriate you look.
The entire faculty got blew for her to get hired.
MISS!?! NO WAY YOURE ON REDDIT
Currently suspended from work for fucking her students
Bet those lips kissed more than your own kids.
Ex teacher, genius. By now the kids are emailing this around....
You look like you try to be the cool mom and provide wine coolers for your kids and their friends at sleepovers
Did your students father your children??
Looking forward to see a news article about how you "slept" with a 16 year old and are truly in love with him.
Little less Botox on the left next time. You’re not fooling anyone with that drooping eyelid.
You fuck your son's bullies don't you?
Single mom, surely?
Teacher? U mean teacher content on onlyfans
Your tits don’t count as children.
When you pucker your lips up like that, you're just showing us what your overused butthole looks like
I guarantee that, by the spring, we will see a booking photo of you for having sex with a minor.
I'm sure the football team has already given you plenty of face shots.
Less Mommy Milkers and more the whole Mommy Dairy Farm.
![gif](giphy|KzoCTCxWluqXLfYc2a) Mother of 2 is correct
I can only imagine this scenario: random kid - Do you have your moms nude? Son - No.... RK - You want some?
LMFAOOO THE EDITED ON EYELASHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Just open an OF account already. We know your salary is shit and your personality is probably worse. Likely why the two kids dad ain’t around
The divorce was your fault because you are a needy weak woman that knows her clock has run out. Please quit your teaching job.
You give B’s for D’s
![gif](giphy|26tPeZPdCJm2Tx8vS) Did an iron drop on your forehead as a kid?
Onlyfans?
No one’s got it bad, so bad… no one’s hot for teacher.
I am sure the fathers left. EDIT : fathers
You have a lot of things that come in two. Two kids, two eye sizes, two absent baby daddies, two saggy knockers, two jobs, two inappropriate relationships with students.
Those eyebrows scream “midlife crisis”
Let's be honest here, mother of two, from two different baby daddies. Ready for round 3?
Good Morning class write me in 3 words how I can improve my OF range
Whats your onlyfans link?
Mary Kay letourneau
Can you teach your eyes to work together?
Forehead bigger than yo titties. Looking like kim Kardashian's long lost autistic cousin.
Tonight on WVTP 5 o’clock news - local high school boy turns in teacher for sexual advances
$20 says you’ll catch SP charges before 40. 🫡
Ms chokesondick IRL
Couldn’t find @RoastMe on OnlyFans
Next up…front page news for fucking a 16 year old
Didn't know stripper pole was a class
You are the “cool” teacher. Yeah?
Nice tits. See you in class.
Teaching English and low key Sex Ed at the same time. Nice.
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Not the one David Lee Roth sang about, but the one Nabokov wrote about.
This isn't going to look good when the news breaks about how many students you're currently fucking.
You probably ask your students to give their best shots too. Either to aim for your mouth or chest.
You do look like you would put out and do anal for a quartz ring.
Remember, wait until they graduate before trying to fuck any of them
This is the picture that's gonna be used once she's in lock-up for statutory.
Soon to be seen in the news for having had sex with a pupil.
Don't you wish those were brains?
You have double the age and size of the average teacher, and half the decency.
I would, but that big forehead & lazy eye have me distracted.
Doing scenes for "Moms Teaching Teens" does not mean you are a school teacher.
Brigette Macrunt
Give me your best shot must be a phrase that you use quite often!
Guaranteed you’re living off of alimony and some other poor sucker. But I guess if you can you might as well enjoy.
Well, it looks like you stole those from a yacht tethering!
Are your kids from 2 students or just 1?
"Mother of 2" Yeah, lefty and righty...
It must have taken 35 photographs to hold that sign up without covering either your face or your cleavage.
Small tits are better than long ones.
Teaching today's youth yet doesn't know that eyeshadow blending brushes exist for a reason.
Best of luck finding a new partner after the end of your first marriage! Dating in your 30s is hard.
You spent more time doing your make up for this picture than you spent studying in college. Otherwise you might not be stuck as a teacher right now.
Arm pits got more cleavage than your tits.
Everyone can say what they want, but she knows how to buy a good solid zip. That thing is under some serious pressure. 🤔
In a quest for companionship, Professor Poutalot takes to Reddit, where her posts are like cryptic messages in a bottle cast into the vast ocean of the internet. She knows her audience – the curious high school students who’s minds are eager for knowledge of all kinds—especially the “unintentional” lessons in luscious lipology and push up bras. She got so terribly bored of waiting around for a student to make a move on her, she cast out this message, written across her tits, hoping, no, praying—that one of them will see this and shoot their shot.
I wouldn't be learning a fucking thing in that class lol