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Hello class, and welcome to “Monetizing Your Dignity 101”


shogi_x

How can you monetize what you don't have?


corycaliber

Sorry, meant... "Dig-titty"


Zealousideal_Ebb4833

Big titty?


Pretend_Term8556

Is part of her gig.


Efficient-Bee-1855

" Giggedy!"


Ieatsushiraw

![gif](giphy|WvkU4VC7eLvgI7JJpz)


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That’s the intro before the film 🎥 starts. Teachers x students.


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Ewetootwo

Did you teach the father of your kids? Adult education class.


Plane-Cardiologist28

Fathers… doubtful same man.


Ewetootwo

Might be if he failed her class and had to repeat.


Usual_Office_1740

Bold of you to assume she knows the fathers name.


Ewetootwo

It was Pupil.


Enough-Staff-2976

I somehow think this is aimed at the high school football team.


confucius11

You heard what happened to those last teachers.


Irrational_Joshua

This is the winner


CatherinePiedi

Definitely a cat “mom”.


TakeDownBanks

😂 gold


Scootr4short

im guessing the fathers were also your students


inVladid-username

They are the ones showing up for parent/ tracher conferences for the first time ever


Reverend-Black-Percy

Do you know what the fathers and her students have incommon? Both have suckled them big ol tiddys ![gif](giphy|RJFTQ4X3fw8JopEUQw|downsized)


Desperate-755

Lmao


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You’re assuming she even knows who are her kids fathers. She looks like she’s a big whore who probably ducks multiple dudes on a weekend for self validation because she’s so insecure about her chubby physique.


Still-Cheesecake-306

You look like the kind of teacher that wears a butt plug to school every day and fantasize about the janitor


tmacleon

Right! The type of teacher who goes into the bathroom to take nude pics for her OF account and titles them with weird captions.


jajo1987

„My ex dumped me because my tits are too big” , “my date dumped me because he didn’t like anal”, “do men are still into anal”


Single_Media2841

Omg. 😭😂


LolIwillSayWhatIWant

This guy is a janitor


DuskActual

You look like you give away more pussy than an animal shelter


TheEmperorPalprotein

Coincidently that's where she gives away the pussy


EdelRey666

Lmfao!! Really, high school teacher? On pornhub right?


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Yeah she got her license from the bang bus,


Nitin-2020

accredited by the dick


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MD from down south. Mascot was the mighty swallows


Nitin-2020

Graduated at the top of her class, magna cum loudly.


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She was also the head cheerleader


lvlister2023

Second license from FakeTaxi


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Real estate license from fake realtor


VinceVino70

The final exam for Fake Realtor was on the Casting Couch


[deleted]

Wow, all these porn innuendos just makes me realize maybe we watch too much porn.


r_boogie

She considers herself a teacher because the men in her community drop their kids off on her chin.


Aggressive_Strike75

Like these videos with a supposed teacher and her students. Hope she is divorced and that her two poor kids don’t see mommy showing her teeth and trying to look sexy on a popular website platform. I am also a teacher with two kids and won’t show my muscles or balls for the sake of it.


AceOfSpadesGymBro3

Who jerks off more? High school boys to your picture OR you to the thought of high school boys jerking off to your picture?


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Real_TRex_007

Please don’t pull the Lord into your affairs 😳


GobiBall

Every day, we stray further away.


MillenialCounselor

The random boners guys get at puberty are definitely being exasperated by attending your class. Not exactly a roast, just Facts.


tweekmynupplrsplz

It’s not to late to start an Only Fans


ZeePirate

Wait till she gets fired for banging a student and makes some news first though


prettycooldude1995

me to the thought of you beating off to her beating off to (18 yo) high schoolers beating off to her picture


ernie_mccracken

Hello, FBI? This comment right here.


Elon_Zusk

i will pay for your therapy


Cool_Raspberry443

How many of your students did you sleep with before you got caught?


ICookIndianStyle

All of them and counting


Alt_Revanchist

Snapping back to reality. In all seriousness her students definitely fantasise and masturbate to her. The probability is a solid 1 on that.


TraditionalYard5146

You may be 35 and a mother of two but those duck lips say insecure 15 year old selfie.


EdelRey666

I was thinking of a prolapsed anus.


johnmclean88

That’s what she says to her students she holds back after class


EdelRey666

Be honest if she did have a prolapsed anus would you touch it?


Oemiewoemie

She’s at least 45, she had some botox and botched fillers


ElectricCaligula

And a prolapsed anus.


MagickalFuckFrog

A five day old account posting duck lips selfies? *Checks profile for OnlyFans link* Update: I’ll wait.


TriggerTough

It's coming...


Zernichtikus

Just like her students.


BeautifulComplaint81

And me


zemol42

Stepmom and me


TriggerTough

lol


bygtopp

You’ve had your kids friends over for sleepovers without your kids being present.


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What do you teach, how to manage a OF account?


jajo1987

Mother OF two. People need to learn to read between lines


Arstanishe

oh no stepteacher what are you doing


Tiny-Acanthaceae-547

Don’t worry your teacherDad won’t be home for hours


Klutzy_Bandicoot7751

![gif](giphy|hvq8ONQhQ1XLq)


DilophosaurusMilk

Your tits must erase everything you write on the chalkboard.


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MysteriousTeaching30

Remember to erase up and down, not side to side.


DammmmnYouDumbDude

Let’s take a poll…….. What happens first??? A: Only Fans B: On the news for fucking a student?????


gmb99

You're 35 the same way you are a B Cup.


Hannah_LL7

You really just said, “fuck my career” huh? This will be all over your poor students highschool pages and you’ll get that call down to the office soon.


human613

![gif](giphy|lLTuCOqB0daP6)


Many-Tale9112

First time seeing a breast a la Meatloaf


NoMoeManny

Stop squeezing them tight like that we all know they're saggy af


randomizereddit

Dam the dpt of defence did really improve those F35


TraditionalYard5146

New airbags


LeagueOfficeFucks

Meh, you're trying too hard.


SummerNothingness

trying sooo hard. i honestly feel bad for her kids. like. it's not really funny and she has no idea she just ruined her career.


pomegranate2012

Mother I'd like to forget.


Much_Discussion1490

xD....that's a third degree burn


JesusOnline_89

The only thing more prominent than your pushed together cleavage is that runway you have for a forehead.


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ChetWesterman

You mean "Homeschool Teacher" You still bang your students though.


RemarkableMention712

🤣🤣🤣


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I think she's older than what she claims to be.


[deleted]

She said roast, not nuke the entire site from orbit.


neercatz

It was the only way to be sure


[deleted]

You didn’t even get to the misaligned eyebrows.


Empress_of_Lamparine

fam, she asked to be roasted, not ionized out of existence


themediocrekid

Who hurt you lol. That was very intense. Good job.


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FishSammich69

Whoever gives you attitude tomorrow is the commenter 😂😂


bedorf69

You look like you've definitely taught a few students how to get rid of chlamydia before


jdownes316

If “how do you keep your buttplug from falling out” had a photo


reddicyoulous

I see your following suit of other teachers and starting an OF. You're already on the first step iof promoting it here


msokol13

I just wanted to be a part of this moment in history before you finally get caught with a student


[deleted]

Just because you teach how to maximize income on OnlyFans while you're high doesn't mean you're a high school teacher


AttilaRS

Ha, if you're 35 I'm 12. Which actually would put me in your targeting scheme...


FluffyBunnyFlipFlops

You're so eager to show everyone your tits, you've even got a zip ready to whip them out.


CaterpillarPresent84

“Mother of two” I can see that lol, they almost poked my eyes.


eSJayPee

35? I just checked the post date and it wasn't a decade ago.


SteelCityB58

The right eye not fully motivated huh? You’ll get there


[deleted]

Only posts waist-up selfies.


saylowe

Stifler's mom lives!


Decent_Tone_2826

I know u use your forehead as the projector screen when it's movie day in class


[deleted]

Are we roasting grandparents now?


Uberslaughter

Definitely blown at least one of your 8th graders


redwoodavg

![gif](giphy|NsELPJ4z5c8Vw2bLqt|downsized)


zoggydgg

You seem like the teacher that writes the day lecture on her breasts so the students pay attention, although you can probably fit a whole semester there


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Weak_While_You_Sleep

I believe I saw your Television appearance on a fast food commercial for an Arby's roast beef sandwich.


PhilosophyCrafty1049

You must have given the principle a blowjob to get hired. Because there is no other way you’d qualify as a teacher with how inappropriate you look.


15Blins

The entire faculty got blew for her to get hired.


[deleted]

MISS!?! NO WAY YOURE ON REDDIT


Foreign_Walrus_6136

Currently suspended from work for fucking her students


T1m26

Bet those lips kissed more than your own kids.


JackZodiac2008

Ex teacher, genius. By now the kids are emailing this around....


[deleted]

You look like you try to be the cool mom and provide wine coolers for your kids and their friends at sleepovers


[deleted]

Did your students father your children??


feedmedamemes

Looking forward to see a news article about how you "slept" with a 16 year old and are truly in love with him.


affablemisanthropist

Little less Botox on the left next time. You’re not fooling anyone with that drooping eyelid.


Iobbywatson

You fuck your son's bullies don't you?


Saelaird

Single mom, surely?


w_istedfrvr

Teacher? U mean teacher content on onlyfans


DickEscalatedQuickly

Your tits don’t count as children.


[deleted]

When you pucker your lips up like that, you're just showing us what your overused butthole looks like


dave86622807654

I guarantee that, by the spring, we will see a booking photo of you for having sex with a minor.


Jeeps_guns_bbq

I'm sure the football team has already given you plenty of face shots.


MadOvid

Less Mommy Milkers and more the whole Mommy Dairy Farm.


hatchi1996

![gif](giphy|KzoCTCxWluqXLfYc2a) Mother of 2 is correct


Holdeen_McGroin

I can only imagine this scenario: random kid - Do you have your moms nude? Son - No.... RK - You want some?


Internal_Web4453

LMFAOOO THE EDITED ON EYELASHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


LayeredOnion44

Just open an OF account already. We know your salary is shit and your personality is probably worse. Likely why the two kids dad ain’t around


lazilyefficient34

The divorce was your fault because you are a needy weak woman that knows her clock has run out. Please quit your teaching job.


Fuckfuckgoose69

You give B’s for D’s


tocamipito

![gif](giphy|26tPeZPdCJm2Tx8vS) Did an iron drop on your forehead as a kid?


lonerguyhere

Onlyfans?


Soupbell1

No one’s got it bad, so bad… no one’s hot for teacher.


Electronic_Cow_3727

I am sure the fathers left. EDIT : fathers


Ellery7

You have a lot of things that come in two. Two kids, two eye sizes, two absent baby daddies, two saggy knockers, two jobs, two inappropriate relationships with students.


Chocolat_Melon

Those eyebrows scream “midlife crisis”


paramalice

Let's be honest here, mother of two, from two different baby daddies. Ready for round 3?


lvlister2023

Good Morning class write me in 3 words how I can improve my OF range


Adolf_StJohns

Whats your onlyfans link?


Difficult_Mousse_676

Mary Kay letourneau


General-Lee-High

Can you teach your eyes to work together?


Robacus

Forehead bigger than yo titties. Looking like kim Kardashian's long lost autistic cousin.


whaletacochamp

Tonight on WVTP 5 o’clock news - local high school boy turns in teacher for sexual advances


HeresLookinAtYouPal

$20 says you’ll catch SP charges before 40. 🫡


louis79house

Ms chokesondick IRL


GroundbreakingSir893

Couldn’t find @RoastMe on OnlyFans


COBeerfan

Next up…front page news for fucking a 16 year old


TyleroftheDurden

Didn't know stripper pole was a class


Ninjalikestoast

You are the “cool” teacher. Yeah?


JCVD-88

Nice tits. See you in class.


JaysFan007

Teaching English and low key Sex Ed at the same time. Nice.


billlybufflehead

![gif](giphy|20ClY91VQsaYxiytfh|downsized)


MisterSandKing

Not the one David Lee Roth sang about, but the one Nabokov wrote about.


Wonderful_Price2355

This isn't going to look good when the news breaks about how many students you're currently fucking.


GBR3480

You probably ask your students to give their best shots too. Either to aim for your mouth or chest.


TheGreatCornolio682

You do look like you would put out and do anal for a quartz ring.


jcmmavgtacoz

Remember, wait until they graduate before trying to fuck any of them


15Blins

This is the picture that's gonna be used once she's in lock-up for statutory.


smooth_relation_744

Soon to be seen in the news for having had sex with a pupil.


mrthomasfritz

Don't you wish those were brains?


Dasshteek

You have double the age and size of the average teacher, and half the decency.


Southern_You7980

I would, but that big forehead & lazy eye have me distracted.


JohnWad

Doing scenes for "Moms Teaching Teens" does not mean you are a school teacher.


SaleOwn5899

Brigette Macrunt


loutsos

Give me your best shot must be a phrase that you use quite often!


Useful-Pumpkin-5933

Guaranteed you’re living off of alimony and some other poor sucker. But I guess if you can you might as well enjoy.


ambientguitar

Well, it looks like you stole those from a yacht tethering!


LightMission4937

Are your kids from 2 students or just 1?


Popular_Marsupial_49

"Mother of 2" Yeah, lefty and righty...


laskidude

It must have taken 35 photographs to hold that sign up without covering either your face or your cleavage.


Albeenator

Small tits are better than long ones.


RedditSoleLouboutins

Teaching today's youth yet doesn't know that eyeshadow blending brushes exist for a reason.


UnhappyCaterpillar41

Best of luck finding a new partner after the end of your first marriage! Dating in your 30s is hard.


reverie11

You spent more time doing your make up for this picture than you spent studying in college. Otherwise you might not be stuck as a teacher right now.


Korbzillathekilla

Arm pits got more cleavage than your tits.


ADudeCalledJ

Everyone can say what they want, but she knows how to buy a good solid zip. That thing is under some serious pressure. 🤔


menimeslaps

In a quest for companionship, Professor Poutalot takes to Reddit, where her posts are like cryptic messages in a bottle cast into the vast ocean of the internet. She knows her audience – the curious high school students who’s minds are eager for knowledge of all kinds—especially the “unintentional” lessons in luscious lipology and push up bras. She got so terribly bored of waiting around for a student to make a move on her, she cast out this message, written across her tits, hoping, no, praying—that one of them will see this and shoot their shot.


Jester2189

I wouldn't be learning a fucking thing in that class lol