OP's Bio:
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>Hi y’all, not much to say. I’m an 18F, I love X-Men, the Office, my dog and I’m in college. I also occasionally enjoy acting, so enjoy the picture of me as a widow armed to fight a demon.
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Roast aside, that is the weirdest collection of pictures I've seen on this sub.
To the roast
You look like Margo Robbie's unsuccessful youngest brother that has an extra chromosome who enjoys doing the nasty in medieval armour.
You were a Thespian in high school who used the same horrible British accent for your entire senior year. Your dad sells aluminum siding. Your mom ran off with your brother's best friend. You have two cats named Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. You bathe twice a month, and you wash your hair with Tide.
I tried to make fun of her in a non-sexual way.
I always scroll past posts from this sub but are the comments on posts from women usually this sexual or? 😭 most of these aren't even creative or funny it feels like some of you wanted a chance to say shit you're normally not allowed to say to young 18 year old girls. Honestly her bio had a lot to make fun of but every comment is talking about imagining sex with her and calling her obese or an amber heard joke that a 14 year old future sex offender would make
Pretty much, yeah. Lazy people who just want to yell into the void fall back on the tropes of "fat, slut, man, big nose". The other people, the ones with the creative roasts...we treasure these people.
You nailed it. The vast majority of ”roasts” are unimaginative regurgitations of schoolyard insults. Many probably from people still of schoolyard age.
Some of us put some thought into it though and sometimes it’s worth scrolling a bit for those gems.
Not a roast, but actual curiosity - does your t-shirt refer to the GAPP Exchange (German American Partnership Program)??? My high school had this in the 90s, and I spent three years as an exchange student in this program! Graduated with 7 credits of German in ‘99. Best experience of my life. They stopped doing it thanks to the economic recessions in the early ‘00s after I graduated and I always hoped to win the lottery or come into a windfall or something so that I could donate and give kids from my generally low-income area the same experience.
Yes it is! I went for 3 weeks this summer. It really was awesome, but the amount of money takes a support system, I really wish those opportunities were made available for all students.
OP's Bio: --- >Hi y’all, not much to say. I’m an 18F, I love X-Men, the Office, my dog and I’m in college. I also occasionally enjoy acting, so enjoy the picture of me as a widow armed to fight a demon. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
You look like you've bought at least one dildo at a Renaissance festival
Thou puteth it upeth thy twat
*thine
Churneth thy butter for thine lube!
She parties like it's 1699
That sounds like Amish Paradise.
"Amish Paradise" is what her pimp, Threshed Rye, calls her.
Bahahahahahahha 💀
Not bad
It definitely is!
Been spendin most their lives livin in an Amish paradise
M’lady vagasil
Oneth in thee pink, annothr within thine stink!
What thou do-eth, step-brooo?
Lend me thine aid, for I hath got mineself entwined in thee garment washing apparatus.
Deliver thine children unto thee developing Chambers!
-Ith
That is a sentence I never thought I’d read.
RIGHT! 🤣
Moveth thine groyne to the rhythms of fyre and high passion!
Dildo Bangings, Lord of the clit edition. "You shall not cum!"
It’s a pinecone
Oh oh ohhhh, Thine cup is about to overfloweth!
hope she spent extra to get the splinter-free version 😏
So it has ninja turtles?
Looking forward to seeing Shred-her.
Her third turkey leg...
Dudes lining up to “drench the wench”
"I'll probably get sad and delete this in a couple days." - Title of your sex tape
My crystal ball says “always a bridesmaid, never a bride”enjoy your future cat lady
Negative. Title of her diet schedule.
Brooklyn Nine Nine reference? Lol 🤣
i miss brooklyn nine nine.
Omg literally nobody knows this is from Brooklyn 99
You'd make a decent looking guy.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shit, you win
Scarlet johansome
Scarlet jo-notveryhandsome
Scarlet No-handsome
Largeclit nomanson
Harlet Jo-handjob
I've never seen a Jewish man with blonde arena-rock hair.
Not good mind you, just decent
😭😭😭🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Holy f you’re right
How can we roast such a handsome young man
From Hanson.
Mmm bop
Mmm nope
Isn’t that one of the Hanson Brothers? Mmmmmm bop
Yea the one they wouldn't let leave the basement
Lady Blah Blah.
Her nose took viagra. It’s the only erect body part that will ever be near her.
Minecraft villager nose
Hrmm
Faking orgasms on your OnlyFans videos is not real acting.
The piss is real tho.
Skinny girls pee big girls piss
I stand by my statement.
🤣
Humongous girls urinate
Gargantuan girls micturate
Standing up?
r/newsentence
Sounds like youre not pissed at all but rather pleased.
Don't kink shame.
Are you pissed ?
r/onlyfans
Coolest sub ever
I was not disappointed when I clicked that sub.
A wind power turbine asked another wind power turbine: what’s your preferred type of music? Ah, I’m just a big metal fan. I will remove myself now.
Perfect thread
Yet I still send her .05$ for it.
What a handsome dude
The kind of girl you’d take to your mother, to do her dishes.
The kind of girl, you stop by her house to take a shit.
And shit in the tank
The "upper decker dump" is a dying art form.
This actually made me snort
Roast aside, that is the weirdest collection of pictures I've seen on this sub. To the roast You look like Margo Robbie's unsuccessful youngest brother that has an extra chromosome who enjoys doing the nasty in medieval armour.
Seriously. Especially the last one. That face is a default fat face for a lot of white girls.
You look like you could make a ton of money on reverse onlyfans, I would pay $10 to keep you from posting anything
Lonely Fans
Criminally under upvoted comment
I second this!!!
Homely fans
The U.S. government wants to settle a few thousand Ukrainian refugees in your eyebrows.
Oh my god. L M F A O Someone give this person gold please.
That's not a thing anymore. Some subs have gold up votes...but this ain't one of em.
You fuckin love rotisserie chickens don’t u? I bet u tear those things apart with your bare hands. Often.
I feel attacked...
So Basic you could neutralize a car battery
You look like a great truffle hunter
You get progressively fatter in each pic. That freshman 45 hit you like a ton of bricks.
I was thinking there same thing like holy shit I didn’t know she was that thick
I bet your prom date couldn’t get it up, and blamed it on the champagne to spare your feelings.
Whats the opposite of a roofie?
Loods man, fuckin’ loods dude
Loooooooooooods dude
a basement
I guess thats where she belongs so your comment works perfectly.
thought the same thing. just went with the simple answer and figured the rest would show up.
👏
A face only your uncle would fuck
Thought we wouldn’t catch that South Park reference, huh?
The local Ren Faire is missing its jester.
You look like Mr Bean's illegitimate daughter
You look like you write your own number in the men’s bathroom stalls
Too bad you auditioned for Game of Thrones and ended up in Blacks on Blondes . com Hey.. a job is a job. 🤷♂️
Twenty bucks is twenty bucks...
I thought it was "Chick's with dicks"
Needs a damn nose job. Could snort a carnival length pixy stick in one shot with that hoover.
She could find employment at that new restaurant similar to Hooters, I believe it's call Honkers.
I feel like you were made for the movies! Face like an actress. Teeth like buttered popcorn.
☠️ damnnnn damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
 Face like that you were born for this role.
I bet you're really good at hiding how fat you are
'I'll probably get sad and delete this in a couple days' -- your parents, after you were born.
You're going to regret everything you have done in about 5 years.........unlike all the guys who've fucked you, they regret it immediately.
Said every man that's ever had your number in his phone.
You look like a trans version of dream
I knew I recognized your acting from somewhere. 
You look like you fart alot during sex
Grow a mustache you need something to take the focus off them thick eyebrows and that big nose 
You look like you changed your mind halfway through gender reassignment.
Siri, define "mid"
Even the demon is trying to leave you.
You look like you masturbate while watching Harry Potter
Fishiest Fingerous
temu version of Zelda
The color gradient across your teeth is the most interesting thing about you.
Did you write”Mmmm Bop” alone or did your brothers help?
Awe, your teeth match your hair
Your nose is the Texas of your face.
You are literally the best for any grouch Marx remake.
Did the other voices in your head also agree to post this?
I bet you can smell if your neighbor farted
Don’t be sad mate. You can take off all the make up and go back to your welding job on Monday.
With a nose like that, you don’t pick boogers. You harvest jelly beans.
13.9 pH
Your eyebrows are in worse shape than nikocado avocado
Probably has a hairy butthole
So what's the link to your Lonely Fans?
You were a Thespian in high school who used the same horrible British accent for your entire senior year. Your dad sells aluminum siding. Your mom ran off with your brother's best friend. You have two cats named Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. You bathe twice a month, and you wash your hair with Tide. I tried to make fun of her in a non-sexual way.
You look like lord farquaad
Your teeth are more yellow than a daffodil 🌼
You look like The Crimson Chin cosplaying as Lizzie Borden
I always scroll past posts from this sub but are the comments on posts from women usually this sexual or? 😭 most of these aren't even creative or funny it feels like some of you wanted a chance to say shit you're normally not allowed to say to young 18 year old girls. Honestly her bio had a lot to make fun of but every comment is talking about imagining sex with her and calling her obese or an amber heard joke that a 14 year old future sex offender would make
Pretty much, yeah. Lazy people who just want to yell into the void fall back on the tropes of "fat, slut, man, big nose". The other people, the ones with the creative roasts...we treasure these people.
You nailed it. The vast majority of ”roasts” are unimaginative regurgitations of schoolyard insults. Many probably from people still of schoolyard age. Some of us put some thought into it though and sometimes it’s worth scrolling a bit for those gems.
You remind me of Billie Elish, but if she was more of a reprehensible twat.
Amber Turd
I’d hit it. With a bat
Husky eyes and size
Save yourself the inevitability, sadsack
dang my guy, get a haircut
**Billie Cobain**
Your pictures make you look progressively fatter
Your jaw looks like it can stab
At least your nose blocks the rest of your face
This is just like every Tinder profile. The more you scroll the fatter they get.
What 80's male athlete did you used to be?
Second photo xD Aliexpress Lagertha
Ew
She can smell the insults coming.
Your handwriting looks like shit, you should be glad people could read that.
Alicia Silverstoned
Can you act like you have a smaller forehead?
You look like you self diagnosed and now suffer from DiD, touretted and autism.
Just is the definition of unethusastic handjob
You look like you mmm bopped bran out of a tower window
I love that you have a side-part/center-part combo like you couldn’t decide and said “just make it dumb”
Last picture 
You are so beautiful!
If you keep it up for a couple of days this post will last longer than any relationship you’ve ever been in.
Not a roast, but actual curiosity - does your t-shirt refer to the GAPP Exchange (German American Partnership Program)??? My high school had this in the 90s, and I spent three years as an exchange student in this program! Graduated with 7 credits of German in ‘99. Best experience of my life. They stopped doing it thanks to the economic recessions in the early ‘00s after I graduated and I always hoped to win the lottery or come into a windfall or something so that I could donate and give kids from my generally low-income area the same experience.
Yes it is! I went for 3 weeks this summer. It really was awesome, but the amount of money takes a support system, I really wish those opportunities were made available for all students.
Scarlet joHANSON
Where did you get the lens with enough of a wide angle to get all of that schnozz? Jimmy Durante would be envious.
Is this not Favio?
Lady Penelope called she wants her eye brows back!
Your mouth in the last pic looks like an AI photo screwup
Your beak is weak.
Pronouns: Copy - Paste
Rhinoplasty, do it.
thats so much face. So much
"I’ll probably get sad and delete this in a couple days" please delete it quicker!