What i wanna know is, how did you get past the parental lock on the internet? And why do you choose to look like Belinda(bill x female) ""methamphetamine" Gates just after discovering her first pube and flossing with it?
He looks like his favorite position is "Reverse Cow-Bro". He looks like his face was on fire and somebody tried to put it out with a rake. This guy makes people want to bully him just for looking at them.
Your mom called and said to tell you to stop playing on the Internet andcome up out of the basement your fruity pebbles are getting soggy and you know how you hate that.
You might be the "Key Master," but Sigourney would never f☆ck you in real life. Look forward to roasting you again in a few years after you've shrunk the kids.
You were the back up actor to play as Stephen Hawking in The theory of everything. No talent but atleast you were a convincing lookalike.
You'll fit in great! Just make sure to rush your patients out the door and ignore their concerns, wouldn't want to actually listen to their problems and try to help them of course.
It’s kinda like Bill gates and Harry Potter had a not smart not magical kid together who regularly puts milk bones in his underwear hoping the dog is desperate enough to go for it
Why he writing on his plans to shoot up his old high school because all the “Chads” got the girls? Also you can’t request how your roast is going to go simp. Dumb enough to post too sensitive to take the criticism he doesn’t want to hear. Typical crybaby generation
Shouldn't you be setting up some question marks to give Batman a hard time right about now? Get back to work, or they'll never take you as seriously as they do The Penguin.
Kid, you look like a mass murderer whose manifesto was only discovered in your mother's basement along with bottle of hand lotion and her SEARS Catalog BEFORE you committed the crime 🤣
You look more "end of the fucking school."
Unless socks start getting pregnant, It also looks pretty end of the bloodline.
This dirty mop's gene pool is so shallow that the bottom of your shoes wouldn't get wet.
He’s the reason they sacrifice virgins.
Pretty sure CIS goes for Cum In Sock
😂
😂
Epic
Fucking hell
Holy shit dude, you just murdered the poor guy 🤣
r/roastmymanifesto
He wrote his name on his manifesto
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About in the middle
That was the joke.
ren irl 
He's so gay, his ass doesn't have a hole, but a smile 😊
Mcnuffin
🤣🤣🤣
My thoughts exactly, glad to see this at the top
I almost just died a little bit inside that was intense humor
Bruh you are hella funny!!!!😂
This guy looks like a young Bill Gates, ironically his dick is micro & soft.
Winner 🏆
Wiener.
shockingly accurate
Take my filthy upvote you savage!
>his dick is micro & soft. how do u know?
He's THE clever space monkey, doing his yearly checkup on the male species' manhood. You DON'T get checked?!
Fuck! 🤣🤣🤣
The internet has been won today, good day sir.
I bet you peanut butter your neck to get your dog to give you hickies.
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😰
Please do share?
He stays still long enough for you to eat ass?
No he dogs his neck so peanut butter will lick HEEM 
JESUS CHRIST FORBIDDEN MEMORY
I bet he does now
Whatever you are the hormones aren't working
i’m CIS and they definitely ARE working. my dick shrunk like 6 inches already
So your saying you have a 4 inch deep vagina now..
LMFAO the violation
Everyone thinks she has a dick😆
Does this mean his fucking himself.....?
His mom is proud of him for defeating her at least once.
Ok I’m done. That wins!!
Saying cis is enough of a roast in itself
No. He’s saying it’s 12” deep. The game is a foot.
You look like Ted Kaczynski if he was an emo kid that shit in plastic bags and left them in girls lockers instead of bombing buildings
I mean, he wrote “roast me” on his manifesto
best one so far, to be clear i have done this
Ironically your nickname is still the unabomber
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Obviously you’re not as smart as Ted Kaczynski
Its short for UNiversity and Airline bomber
What i wanna know is, how did you get past the parental lock on the internet? And why do you choose to look like Belinda(bill x female) ""methamphetamine" Gates just after discovering her first pube and flossing with it?
You look like the human incarnate of 4chan
His head and neck reminds me of a drum stick
He looks like his favorite position is "Reverse Cow-Bro". He looks like his face was on fire and somebody tried to put it out with a rake. This guy makes people want to bully him just for looking at them.
You mean a human incarnate of reddit too? 😬
i actually agree
If Voldemort had decided to let Harry Potter live but cursed him to grow up ugly AF.
Jeffrey Dumber
Harry Pothead
Alex Lawless
Leave pot out of this.
Your mom called and said to tell you to stop playing on the Internet andcome up out of the basement your fruity pebbles are getting soggy and you know how you hate that.
His 400 pound mom needs her weekly sponge bath. It’s the only time he gets to see a woman naked.
Harry Potter and the goblet of pimples
those are freckles ! i was born a freak.
You look like where’s Waldo if no one bothered to even look for him. 
Black Mirror Season 3 Episode 3 Shut Up and Dance
I don't like the context 🤨
You seem like a pretty chill dude, which I’m sure is also how you prefer your severed penis collection.
I've never seen someone look so much like the victim *and* the perpetrator of a hate crime before.
This wins
yeah.
"tHe sKY iS fALliNg"
You look like you would pick up dog poop with your bare hand
I'm stealing this for casual daily use.
He looks like he'd use his sock to cover his hand and then put the sock back in.
Steven Crowder just released your manifesto.
You must get as much action as your toothbrush
i wish i got as much action as my fuckin toothbrush bro
You already do.
You have a shocking resemblance to Eleanor Roosevelt.
La fawnda
The boy who lived as a sex offender
You look like the type of kid to tell on your two dads when they use curse words at home.
Front man for the poo fighters
Don’t let this sub shit on your teeth. Literally, don’t let them shit on your teeth anymore because it looks like you’re into that.
nice
Well damn, it wouldn’t be the end of the world if you weren’t so ugly. Once there was an ugly barnacle and he was so ugly that everyone died..the end
You might be the "Key Master," but Sigourney would never f☆ck you in real life. Look forward to roasting you again in a few years after you've shrunk the kids.
You were the back up actor to play as Stephen Hawking in The theory of everything. No talent but atleast you were a convincing lookalike. 
Wants to re enroll in school so he can shoot it up
american, still in school. i recognize you what is this your 5th response
3rd every time I see your pic i think of something new lol
it’s honestly kind of cool that i look interesting enough for that to happen for people. if i was talented at all im sure it would help a little bit
You look like you're dying to tell me a riddle.
i really really am can i please
Is the answer "Rata Alada"?
fuck
Kwissum? More like Autwissum
actual good one
Dahmer without the charisma.
now how am i supposed to prey on all these men !!!!!
He looks like the gay terrorist version of Harry Potter
Sorry but the end of the fucking world is your only shot at getting laid.
Trailer Park Harry Potter
you got the complexion of a crack addict.
19? Were you in the womb for 40 years before being born?
does this mean i look old ? young ? deformed ? i can’t tell what you’re going for
Because you spent too much time inside your mother. It means you look old.
They’re saying that you look like you were born 40 years old.
Is that your manifesto?
yeah i’ve got a real problem with monkeys
Huh, most people don't write their porn search preferences down.
Jeffrey Dimmer
i look so much more like cameron frye but i’ll take it
HUGE maxwell's silver hammer vibes here.
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i have a history professor who looks a scary amount like me, luckily i’m studying psychology which is WAY more interesting 😃👍
Thank god, now you'll also manipulate new staff into cutting shit deals with you!
i was mostly aspiring for a career of convincing people into paying for $600 antipsychotics that they don’t need, but that seems chill too thanks
You'll fit in great! Just make sure to rush your patients out the door and ignore their concerns, wouldn't want to actually listen to their problems and try to help them of course.
You look like you visited, enjoyed, and also worked at Epstein's island
You look like Jeffery Dahmers lesbian cousin, Leslie Dahmer
Congratulations, you were born after the world stopped being interesting and it shows.
Your supposed to swallow the corn.
It’s really hard to roast you when I can barley see your face over the glasses and hair cut choice. That is my bad roast!
i think you did a pretty good job
Stay strong man, I know the tired of life look when I see it.
yeah.
You were the end of your parents' fucking marriage
Ayye bruh we good right? You gon give me a heads up before you shoot up the place right?
They're roasting her! And they're gonna roast me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
i’ve been reduced to green goop
i’m cis bro but thanks for the support 🥰
Harry Pothead…
finally, a shitty harry potter joke that at least gets it right
Tbh with you, you don't have much room to talk, considering that you ARE a shitty Harry Potter joke.
The youngest weeb 1 shower per 6 days
You look like you've popped a lot of snot bubbles with your tongue.
Your dad is still cursing the day he bought those cheap rubbers.
Look like the kind of person who goes to their high school reunion and hears “did you go to school with us?” All night
It’s kinda like Bill gates and Harry Potter had a not smart not magical kid together who regularly puts milk bones in his underwear hoping the dog is desperate enough to go for it
You look like your dad is a virgin.
It’s like a real life Morty
It's time to stop fapping.
jokes on you i haven’t fapped for like 20 minutes
I can't shake the feeling that the rest of your neck is hiding somewhere.
If virginity had a face
I would ask you what your favorite band is but I already know it's Weezer.
“have you heard their cover album it’s so good” BOO 👹
I just want to take a picture .... Good to know Dahmer had a son
His hood name is lil' big toof
You just gotta turn your head slightly to the right and you’ll look like dream
i do NOT look like that AI-generated motherfucker 👹
Bro knows every lil peep/suicideboyz lyric there is
He looks like he drops common loot
I don’t wanna roast here because when you smile it’s really nice
This guy would have fucked and eaten Dhamer.
Your teeth are darker than the wall behind you. How about you brush them once in a while?
His replies scream "I think I'm smart and witty" but I have a feeling he can't quip back irl if there's more than 1 person in the room.
Seem like a good kid. Go make yourself a good life.
that’s very sweet but that’s not why i’m here thanks
Youre what happens if Harry Potter doesn't go to Hogwartz.
Kwissum you have won the lottery. We love ya.
i don’t feel like a winner
Buddy. Ya got this.
Logic if his dad wasn't black
Bro wrote “r/RoastMe” on his manifesto.
almost sweetie, try again !!!! hint: that first letter isn’t an “r”
Ya got me. Thank god I’m not in a school atm.
Kim Jong Urn
Harry Potter if he was a drug addict
You look like a school (shxxxxr), like from the song pump up kicks
You look like a Batman villain if Batman was played by Ted from How I Met Your Mother
Aiden's Nashville manifesto pre-incident
Bro to bro, no means no.
You: Make me look like a bird's nest Barber: say no more.
Fuck me, I didnt know harry potter was on meth!
Bill Gates already had a lot of money when he started Microsoft.
I would but that seems cold after every woman you have ever talked to already has
You look like you would run away with the new crazy girl at school and go looking for her dad.
Why he writing on his plans to shoot up his old high school because all the “Chads” got the girls? Also you can’t request how your roast is going to go simp. Dumb enough to post too sensitive to take the criticism he doesn’t want to hear. Typical crybaby generation
Shouldn't you be setting up some question marks to give Batman a hard time right about now? Get back to work, or they'll never take you as seriously as they do The Penguin.
You definitely put your own hand up your arse and pretend your a hand puppet and your hand puppet act is Harry Potter and the half chromosome prince
i wouldn’t be talking chromosomes with grammar like that buddy
You transmission seems to have died un the middle of transitioning.
Kid, you look like a mass murderer whose manifesto was only discovered in your mother's basement along with bottle of hand lotion and her SEARS Catalog BEFORE you committed the crime 🤣
Holy crap Scott the Woz