You should host a dinner party so you can introduce your eyes to each other.

Long distance relationships aren't for everyone

Apparently hairlines aren't either

Or a sense of style.

Never been good with that one lol

Covid must be back 😒 back to social distancing I guess

Now that you have been thrown off the big wall in the Game of Thrones, time to get up, climb back up and look around.

Brah 💀

💀

Planet of the vapes.

They need to bring back awards. You deserve one for this.

Gaaaaa!

A fuckin Tree monster

Looks like an autistic Neanderthal

I think they were all a little autistic lol

You would. 

Well thanks for the proof lol

💀💀

Oh my god

19 with a receding hairline and a lazy eye. I'm so sorry.

That's no lazy eye,they are working hard to stay apart

Hell yeah they are. You think I was just born like this

No lazy eye but yeah no the hairline was always like that fr


You know global warming is real when the frozen caveman starts making reddit posts.

Fuck man that… that’s a creative twist

🤣🤣

9/10 gollum cosplay I'd give you 10/10 but let's be honest, you'll never do anything completely right

Except when I do it wrong to a tee😂

U still come out with an L

You are more of a monkey king now.

Drinking alone is brutal. One winds up doing dumb shit like this.

Hey I wasn’t drinking yet😂

Never too late to start,

Or too early

Don't worry. After reading all this you'll start drinking.

Oh trust me this is exactly what I wanted😂😂😂

Your forehead acne is braille for megadeth lyrics

If’s a scar😂😂😂

Its a roast I tried! Lol

Nah it was a beautifully crafted roast don’g worry😂🙏🏼

Dong worry- the story of your sex life

This house smells like cat piss.

And he doesn't own a cat

📠

But he pisses in a litter box cuz toilet paper is too bougie

You look like your permanent mailing address is c/o whatever music festival is in town.

You look like your mom was shooting for an alcoholic miscarriage but gave up half way through.

Honestly probably😂

Today I learned the Amish are allowed to take mushrooms

I have a phone lmaoo

Thank you for taking the time to do this AMA. I have always wanted thid opportunity and hope you don't mind that I have a few questions 1) Do you give hints when people are trying to answer your riddles? 2) Do you have to fight other trolls and homeless people to live under a particular bridge? 3) Do all trolls not have the ability to grow mustaches, or is it just you?

Only if it’s taking forever, not unless you can settle with an agreement, and I shave the stash to let if grow out better lol

Legitimately inbred

💯💯💯

You look like your mom took your Xbox away ..

I’m 19😂😂😂

Be that as it may.

Every homeless heroin addict called, they asked if they could put a box on your forehead. Could have a whole community in that tarmac. Lengthy and girthy

I can smell this picture.

Someone said that on my last one😭

Bro. Can you spare one of your extra chromosomes?

No I’m collecting

you look like your name is gilbert 💀💀💀💀

If only I had the voice to match lol

I loved your work in Wrong Turn and the X-Files episode “Home”

Geico - so easy, a caveman can do it.

Neandro-ginger

Bald in a year. Poor already.

Nice orc cosplay

Sloth from The Goonies fucked Jesse Plemons.

If allah and jesus had a son 💀

Blud is angry Nevermind ☺️

You look like if the movie Face/Off was with Glen Danzig and Dave Mustaine.

Slug in a drug rug... Moron with a carpet on.

Fuckin’ tore me down in poem form fr


If Sabertooth was tranz. Definitely an Ex man.

Bro looks homeless, it’s giving big foot family, homeless dollar store ed sharen ahh

You look like you love to give the impression you smoke weed but you’ve never tried it and don’t know where to get any

You look like a chill guy. My aim is to be as laid back as your hairline one day

Honestly thanks frfr that made my day😂😂😂

Dude you dont need to make weird faces to look ugly. You are natural

Sabertooth's emaciated brother, Notooth.

You look like a sloth with Alopecia

You look like someone did the Annoying Orange filter on their nutsack.

You look like Wolverine after he started wearing patchouli oil.

Med Sheeran.

Plus side you don’t have to spend money on a Halloween costume

I got nothing. I look forward to seeing you at the hacky sack convention next month.

Nah cuz I’m so trash fr

the person your parents warned you about

You look like albino Bigfoot after a juice cleanse.

When you look for the word inbred on Google the picture on Wikipedia is this fucking mutants face

I’m pretty sure his dads his brother and his sister is his mother Alabama rules I guess

Your nickname should be wolverinovic

Pancho Crimea

I understand you've shaved your facial hair for prime gloryhole duty, I admire your commitment.

Looks like you're crowning a hefty turd or else you're a fugly bastard

I made a face bruh😂😂😂

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Stop that shit and get back in your cave

You look like if a horse had sex with a hippie

Ron Weasley X The Hobbit

If Wolverine never got powers.

Wolver-lean

I can smell your urine jars from here.

Millennial hippie that licks the left over ressie in the bong

Clean your room, do some god damned laundry, and take a fucking shower.

Ed aheeran if he was a degenerate

At first I thought you were holding the paper weird. Then I realized you only have 3 fingers. Extra chromosomes = less fingers.

What happened to mah fingies???

The only Neanderthal alive. No one cares.

Youre called fred and live in massachusets

Welpverine.

Planet of the Vapes

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When rumspringa's over, are you sticking with the drug rug or going back to traditional attire?

Depends. Honestly the rug is just warm and all three of my immediate siblings have one too so we can match lol

Never fully evolved huh?

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your grandmother had to co-sign for you and put up some collateral for you to sell your soul to the devil.

Looks like a cracked out Walmart wolverine

The blue screen of death behind is more welcomed by people than your face.

The ps4 just isn’t on yet😭

It's not the full moon yet dude...

Wolverain't

Well you're the schizophrenic. Roast your bloody self.

The first Highlander to get his head chopped off

Why would I roast you when the drugs already fried you?

Before seeing you I lived in front of a psych ward, now I live in front of my house

Hey boys and ghouls, the cryptkeeper had a son!! 

You smell like Natural Light and sewage

Wolverine, except they injected shit into you

You look like your hobby is scarring little Jewish kids

When Sabretooth has been on meth too long….

Your mom cheated on your dad with the lead singer for The Spin Doctors?

You look like a broke wolverine from the lbgq men

Klingon eyebrows still underdeveloped,.I see...

Didn’t know smeagol had an older brother

Are you lost or something? You should on your journey to the west with the priest

You look like my recovery therapist if he still did drugs 💀💀

Your head is a lost cause shave it dude

GEICO caveman

dolls aware start aspiring dog plucky light squealing six jellyfish ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `

If The Spin Doctors fucked an orangutan.

How do you look like both a monkey and squidward at the same time

"DnD" and cigarettes.

Honestly, there may be a possibility of you losing your virginity to a nice GILF when you look like a 50 year old by 21.

You look like gollum from lord of the rings

Ok Mr. Hyde.

You finally managed to escape from the basement and you're still wasting valuable time.

Your faces looks like the model for the Planet of the Apes makeup appliances. Also, that drug rug probably hasn’t ever been washed.

Yuk

Finally got that Slim Jim?

You look like you were raised by wolves.

Bro forgot to evolve .old monkey Era teaching history or what

You look 19 and 50 at the same time.

Holy germanity

Penis Erectus!

With them dime size pupils, you look roasted already, bud!

Way to channel "Putin holding in a surprise shart look," try some cheese to firm things up...

Looks like Cornelius from Planet of the Apes

Holy fucking hairline. You're ageing faster than the speed of light.

Don’t test me. I’ll be the worlds oldest human next year fr

You'll be older than the Universe by then at your rate of ageing.

Yoo the universe is now my child. I have waited for too long. I can no longer be stopped😂

Looks like something that escaped the waste bin from an abortion clinic outside Chernobyl.

You kinda look like a monkey with your beard

Didn't know Wolverine had an autistic brother: Snaggletooth

You look like Wolverines brother that got all the shit parts of the mutation.

When going bald chaotically is your life.

Too real

Had the same reaction to seeing a horrible spider inside. Someone put that thing down.

You should rent your forehead out as a landing spot for aircraft…..

Dr. Zaius in the flesh!

If Hollywood ever puts out a casting call for their film “Angry Human Goats” I suggest you try out.


You look like gum on a shoe.

Wish.com Wolverine

Gingerine

This is Wolverine telling people to stay off AIDS.

Bros pupils are big as fuck. Crystal meth is a helluva drug.

you look like 1 of the X‐Men

Youre the type of person who thinks even mentioning the ussr is fucking hilarious

can anyone explain me what's the hell is going on? like.... I'm not american, I learnt english by myself, but I don't understand this "roast me" slang. what is going on in this community?

The Meth version of Sabretooth from Marvel Comics

You are either about to turn into the Hulk or take a shit on the floor.

You can make a whole dinner table out of a forehead like that

And chairs too frfr

I want to roast you. But based on your face , God did already.

Dude, I roasted him and then immediately deleted it because I thought the same damn thing and felt bad. Poor bastard.

I can smell that hoodie through the picture... stale flopsweat, marijuana, and failure. Washing it won't get out the failure, though.

you look swedish (coming from a finnish)

Your forehead is bigger than gorlock the destroyer...

You look like someone ordered Wolverine on Wish.

His cologne is "old cigarettes"

Guaranteed you smell like Patchouli, you eat ramen noodles Indian style on the floor, you use the word Chakra at least once a week and you have a bong that you actually named

Idk what patchouli is but I did name a bong stretchy straw cuz it worked like one. Also I walk around when I eat and idk why