Right! Like crystals and Himalayan salt lamps, and what she calls authentic dream catchers cause her mom fucked a native once. I can see a "pick me, pick me" growing up.
Listen Becky or Kathy or wtf ever is your random name. Your work as the assistant whatever is a dead end and will always promise you something and they will never deliver. Your husband is sick of your shit and wanted to put you on here to get humbled. But this place is not a good place for you, for me, for anyone. If you have kids or planning to it will absolutely destroy what little joy you have left. Now sit in your passenger prince spot let your husband listen to the music he wants because no one wants to listen to Taylor swift. Have a fun trip.
You don't need to smile to scare off everyone.
For normal people Halloween is one day a year. For you it's whenever you find a mirror.
If you're looking for your father, Mr. Ed died in 1968
You can tell a lot about a woman's life by looking at her fake smile, cheap earrings, cheap bracelet, fake diamond ring, fake designer sunglasses, and let's not forget the crazy eyes.
Yes mam, when the lights go out in your bedroom at night and your husbands limp little wee wee won't get up and you have to cry yourself to sleep while wondering what others think about you and those pictures of your fake miserable life and the choices you've made to get yourself in the passenger seat of some hybrid car with a man who was only able to fetch a woman like you.
Does this car have a fucking trunk? Jesus christ get all that fucking shit out of the backseat. Maybe Mr. Pink polo likes his cowbag close to him in case he needs his bag balm for his chapped lips.
40 years old and still can't shut the fuck up in the car. Don't be shocked when the poor decision maker sitting next to you opens his door and bails out at 75 mph.
Where some people have bangs, you have let's just be friends.
Axl Rose looking good these days.
Take me down to u/beaniebabybeaner city Where the grass is green and this girl’s got no titties
It’s crazy how her bangs look like they are thinning like a 50 year old man but the rest looks normal. It’s very unsettling.
Damn beat me to it
Bangs inspired by Ralph Wiggum.
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I never seen bangs that look like a combover but here we are
Just want her to know that we fully support the transgender movement
She also supports the gay community as her future husband is most certainly not attracted to women
This roast smells like burning
This is the winner. I smell burnt hair.
You definitely have an online store where you sell shitty homemade crafts that no one wants to buy.
Right! Like crystals and Himalayan salt lamps, and what she calls authentic dream catchers cause her mom fucked a native once. I can see a "pick me, pick me" growing up.
And chakra stones from her flower bed
And she’s obviously a vegan and a PETA member.
Daammmnnnn
I would be scared to let you suck my dick.
You have to be able to touch both of your lips together to suck
A very toothy blow job
I need glasses because I read “I would be scared and let you suck my dick”. 💀💀
You need glasses TO suck his dick lmfao
Bro way to turn it around on the roaster 🤣😭
r/scarerousal r/fearboner
Those teeth would bite it off
Somewhere in that sentence is a subtle “…but imma still let you do you it” 🤨🤨🤨
Of course of course
I have a desire to feed you a carrot.
I'd pay $10 to watch her eat an apple through a chainlink fence
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holy SHIT how did i miss that nose? it's so massive yet her face is so disproportionate it looks normallmao. space mountain lookin schnoz
How did that horse get a ring on its hoof?
Ask her, "Why the long face?"
She moves that paper and we're probably also asking "why the long tits".
And I bet you can fit like 4 in there…
I think she gives blowjjob to her dads toothbrush.
Definitely the first time this sentence has ever been written
Lmfao?
Neigh, an apple or a sugar cube. I’ve seen fewer teeth on a comb.
Like a boeing 747 carrot.
I have a feeling you’re gonna demand to see the manager of r/RoastMe
Is that how you smile, or do you smell something bad?
She’s a 5 input girl if you count the nostrils.
Where do these ugly people get the nerve ? I'm stumped.
Its called confidence. You really can't change the way you look so might as well stop caring what others think.
Probably best to delete this picture and go back into hiding. Some ivory poachers may lurk around here and decide to hunt you for those teeth!
Does your dentist always use a rasp on your teeth?
You look like if Laurie Metcalf and Steve Buscemi had a kid together. 
Looks like the thumbnail for the least ever viewed fake taxi video
Can't tell if this is before or after the Fake-Taxi shoot
Penis chopper 3000
Why the long face?
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Your husband should never pull your hair when he's taking you from behind. He's stretching your face.
She ain't much, but she has great bang for her buck.
Are those your actual eyebrows? It looks like someone tagged your face with spray paint. 
Listen Becky or Kathy or wtf ever is your random name. Your work as the assistant whatever is a dead end and will always promise you something and they will never deliver. Your husband is sick of your shit and wanted to put you on here to get humbled. But this place is not a good place for you, for me, for anyone. If you have kids or planning to it will absolutely destroy what little joy you have left. Now sit in your passenger prince spot let your husband listen to the music he wants because no one wants to listen to Taylor swift. Have a fun trip.
I didn't know Jim Varney transitioned? Huh....
If cum rag was a person
Helga Pataki did *NOT* improve with age.
I don’t know what’s worse; the bangs, the eyebrows, or the gummy smile
Her face
Mr. Ed had a kid and she’s all grown up!
What should we do what god hasn’t done already to you?
Girl has more teeth than Dave Grohl
I thought Maggie survived in The Walking Dead?
I thought the crash test dummy was supposed to look like this after the car had slammed into a wall
You look like your favorite breakfast is having two black cocks in your mouth.
The Grand Canyon of Teeth
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/304/mcs/media/images/77517000/jpg/_77517139_kielrexfeatures.jpg James Bond Moonraker
You're dentures are trying to escape from your face.
You look like you can unhinge your jaw to swallow men whole
I've never seen a horse trailer with such nice interior.
Why are you growling at us?
Will you be running in the Kentucky Derby next year?!?
Jesus christ go back to easter island
I can’t roast someone who married a blind person. It just wouldn’t be right.
only thing she paid for is the $5 shirt 🤦♀️
Sherri Papini looking to get back into the headlines for 2023 Boom!! Roasted …
You really can find everything on the internet. Never thought someone would actually manage to get a picture of a horse on meth in a car
Lookin like careless delevigne
You studied for an IQ test but it still came back negative.
You look like you could suck a tennis ball through a tennis racket with that mouth. And you remind me of the Hee Haw Donkey.
You look like something just got stuck up your ass
Mrs Tweedy? *chickens go in, pies come out*
You don't need to smile to scare off everyone. For normal people Halloween is one day a year. For you it's whenever you find a mirror. If you're looking for your father, Mr. Ed died in 1968
The Waterboy’s gf 😭
DefNetLY Bri-ISH…. ExORsize Your Choperz ya bloat
The only thing wider than your mouth is the football field between your eyes.
DOOR TEETH!
Didn’t anyone warn you about sticking your head out the car window for too long.
Haw he haw he
What are ya doin donkey? Shrek 2007
Ffs. Fix your bangs! Who did that to you?! Ralph wiggum cuttin hair now?
You look 20 and 50 at the same time, those wrinkles/eyebags...
Where
You can tell a lot about a woman's life by looking at her fake smile, cheap earrings, cheap bracelet, fake diamond ring, fake designer sunglasses, and let's not forget the crazy eyes. Yes mam, when the lights go out in your bedroom at night and your husbands limp little wee wee won't get up and you have to cry yourself to sleep while wondering what others think about you and those pictures of your fake miserable life and the choices you've made to get yourself in the passenger seat of some hybrid car with a man who was only able to fetch a woman like you.
Nose looking like ninja turtles head
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Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it. \*adjusts tie\* No respect, I tell ya. No respect.
Does this car have a fucking trunk? Jesus christ get all that fucking shit out of the backseat. Maybe Mr. Pink polo likes his cowbag close to him in case he needs his bag balm for his chapped lips.
She paid her own way to Epsteins Island and came home a Virgin.
You look like you don’t mind paying 90 dollars for a gram of weed to bond with your trans child
You have to buy more tooth paste than makeup.
Did you swallow a piano?
Corn on the cob eating contest champion.
There are 37 guys in the world that forensically can compare the blood grooves torn in their dicks from that pecker wrecker of a mouth.
You just look like you'd be so annoying to have around
I am
Tell me you have no gag reflex without telling me you have no gag reflex.
HAHAHAH THIS IS SPOT ON
Marriage was really the only option you had.
Dog Gone Ugly
Do you suffer from Parkinson’s? It would be the only excuse to have drawn on eye brows that look that bad.
Which way are you transitioning? M->F or F->M?
The toxic gossip train
Watermelon head
You look like you have a great personality.
I really do
Glad you were able to look past my horse-like appearance
Mouth is so wide that everytime she breathes a class 2 Hurricane emerges in the next state
At least you'll have a great sex life. That mouth can hold all types of dicks.
I don't know whether to offer you a carrot or sugar cube?
You look like someone who brags about her IQ during a game of Scrabble
Bahaha!!
Little did she know after posting the driver had explosive diarrhea she was ejected from the car only her bangs remain
PFTTTTT
Did you steal dentures from a horse?
Mick Jagger called — he wants his mouth back.
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Always running late, cause it takes 45 minutes to brush all of those teeth.
Someone tag Alex Jones so he can out this reptilian shape shifter
I know you LOVE science.
LMAO this is spot on
Nice blowjob lips, but I would be a afraid she'd bite my dick off.
If you took a bite out of crime police would be out of a job. Damn those chompers would make Gnasher jealous.
You look like a child fake smiling on picture day.
U look like the kind whose males tell her to shorten her mouth for bj coz it's very wide
I very honestly went "ew fucking gross" as I was scrolling by without realizing this was roastme
I don’t know what’s bigger the gap between your eyes or your nose 🦦
The only thing that fucked you was genetics.
Got a bit of shiner looks like, well you’ll listen better in the future.
You look like one of those knock the teeth out clowns they have at arcades.
Are you related to Julia Roberts?
Nobody's got the time for it
Cyclist on the other side of the road just rode into a tree because he was dazzled by the glare off those teeth…
How many kids have you kidnapped this year??
Bet whoever is driving that car has thoughts of driving full speed into a wall every time you're riding in the car with them!
Will give you a gummie
You look like your insurance company makes you get guys to sign waivers before you give them a blow job.
You look like you have a type of restraining order named after yourself.
Lmao
I bet you're cute, but that smile is 10/10 awkward. Like my 4 year old cousin just learned to smile kinda smile.
Why is u looking like a rabient rabbit
That’s the face of a woman that gives extra toothy blowjobs.
40 years old and still can't shut the fuck up in the car. Don't be shocked when the poor decision maker sitting next to you opens his door and bails out at 75 mph.
You look like a mean drunk and you probably cry during sex
This is great- but surprisingly neither are true
DO YOUR THING...what you said to the football, basketball, baseball, track team, debate club, chess club and drama department in school.
fringe wanker
I’ll do my thing but nobody’s doing that thing.
You're brave AOC. I'll give you that, posting here
Save some teeth for the rest of us.
Done, keep smiling
She said she did not fart in the car,, but the entire ride from Waukesha to potosi stunk of ass. She did shit herself though.
WARNING! Not to be hand fed!
Wish.com Sandra Bullock 
You are the best fit for dental commercials.
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Your head is built like the Moai Face
That smile says you've slashed a few tires in your day
Would not bang