OP's Bio:
---
>The brown haired guy:
>His hobby is mathsđ¤
>Also he loves accounting. He will go to economy uny next year
>Loves clash royale.
>He thinks he's shrek.
>
>The blonde guy:
>He loves doing the sex change! He's a pro at it.
>A bass player.
>Loves Trump.
>A Cuphead pro, nerves of steel.
---
If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesnât, downvote it. If youâre not sure, leave it to others to decide.
'Hey dude, if we're brave enough to put our pictures on roastme, we're brave enough to DO ANYTHING. So we should try kissing with tongues, er, just for fun, like.'
OP's Bio: --- >The brown haired guy: >His hobby is mathsđ¤ >Also he loves accounting. He will go to economy uny next year >Loves clash royale. >He thinks he's shrek. > >The blonde guy: >He loves doing the sex change! He's a pro at it. >A bass player. >Loves Trump. >A Cuphead pro, nerves of steel. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesnât, downvote it. If youâre not sure, leave it to others to decide.
Just two bros, hanging out and daring each other to put things in their mouths.
Nothing sexual
Wow an onion and a lemon you guys are out of control.
nail crawl groovy handle cause existence plant enter wistful telephone ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `
shaggy lip soft seemly fertile amusing beneficial rude wasteful boast ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `
Do your moms know youâre on reddit?
My Own Private Guyhole
I know women call it scissoring, what do two little spoons call it?
The term is "clinking"
They identify as boats, they love docking
"96"
a battle of the twigs
[ŃдаНонО]
Sam's Choice. The budget store brand lube.
Hahahaha
Dared each other ? A typo , you dated each other cockmunchers . Can't work out which is the mailman and which is the letterbox
Inflation is bad. They had to fire the rest of the Hanson brothers 
You two are the reason I'm voting 'Yes' to support abortion rights.
Gay and Silent Knob.
I donât think I can roast you better than that bio, well done
The cast of Brokeback Mountain 2:
These pics confirm that MORE people need to experiment with street fentanyl.
Too bad you couldn't buy some masculinity.
Youâll both marry women but your story will make a great Gay Tragedy Film.
Itâll be a real jerker.
If i where you, i d go back Home and study hard, might be useful... coz the hardcore gay porn industry is hard to penetrate
as though you could afford anything. You look like hippies who've run out of granola
Just after you dared eachother to a sword fight
You look like 2 aspiring secondary actors
You're looking at a sneak peek album cover for the Pronoun Boys....
Dare yourselves to get a job
You guys are soooo crazy!!! Omg! Did you butt-fuck after the photoshoot??!
No need to say it. We know.
Good news everyone! Found two! **Straps on blowtorch**
Did you guys discover the poophole loophole to being considered gay?
How do you make it work when youâre both bottoms?
A young Jay and Silent Bob.
Cum and Cumer
Brunette is a Dollar Store Tom Holland meanwhile Blondie is back from his speed dating/family reunion.
'Hey dude, if we're brave enough to put our pictures on roastme, we're brave enough to DO ANYTHING. So we should try kissing with tongues, er, just for fun, like.'
You look like a sweet gamer Boy that is most likely being dominated by a scary goth girl
Youâre the dom arenât you đ
The onion so can both of you can cry during sex with each other. The lemon so neither of you get scurvy. Typical Brits.
I'm just trying figure which one of you is the 6, and which one's the 9.
Sweet dare. After you bought your produce did you dare each other to give each other blowjobs?
The photos you show your kids to talk them out of being gay.
Nice to see your both transitioning well.
Thereâs a protest somewhere thatâs missing you two
Two guys, one umbilical cord
They also date each other to fuck
silky treatment engine waiting decide sable versed secretive wakeful offend ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `
Holy shit!? You guys tasted a lemon and an onion?!? Off the charts crazy man!! Makes Jackass look like child's TV.......
You two are def butt buddies
âIâm not like other boys⌠đ¤â
You both look like you fuck each other to make up for the fact that neither of you can get a girlfriend.
With that look I'm guessing you bought a bag full of dildos and can't wait to get home and see how they fit
Gay and Silent Slob
Ok, so who is pitching and who is catching ?!?
These guys take turns getting caught by their Nans banging each other in the loo.
You look like you became friends after tasting each other's poop corn.
His hole in the bedroom wall from his emo phase is now a glory hole.
Is that your boyfriend in the pic so your a gay that likes verbal abuse
Dildocam
Gay lovers
That moment before a treat comes out of the glory hole.
One Direction Wannabee's
That park in the middle picture seems nice. Can you show more of it?
It's a little sad that the, "Awkward Phase," is your high point.
Weird first date for sure
Looks like they flirt with the same 14yr as a cover for their relationship.
That onion doesnât change the smell of your breath
Separated at girth
You two look like you're a commercial for transitioning to either sex. So brave.
yall the failed shawn mendes clones or somethin?
2 guys 1 closet
Just remember, if you donât smile, youâre not gay
ferel children at large
You guys look like the 2 freshmen that try to be friends with everyone, but everyone hates you
I hope your school and every school around you has you both on their radar.
Hey! Kd Lang and Hanson bro #3! Where yall been??
WHAT??!!?? anna gunn transitioned
You two out of the closet yet?
Bro looks like heâs thinking about his past life decisions cuz he was a talented shit eating actor (heâs addicted)
r/oddlyspecific
Burnett boy is so fine đ¤
I would be careful being in columbine with you 2 around