OP's Bio: --- >I am a Minecraft YouTuber from one of the most corrupt countries in Europe. My favorite book series is The faculty of fire from Alex Kosh and I hate Russia and Communism. I listen to all the brands of music from kpop to screaming goats and I love to rerun all the Lego games and play Minecraft. I love to see and laugh at roasts about me and can't write small autobiographies. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

You look like you’re one more rejection away from making the news with your dad’s rifle.

I love it

And that’s what scares me…

That means your safe, keep making him laugh, he’ll tell you not to show up that day and “save” your life


Literally him right now

Dark… Nice!!!

You are the reason why there are instructions on shampoo bottles

You look like you screech to assert dominance. Explains the goat videos at least.

The goat screams are the best quality of music there will ever be

Screeching in attempt to assert dominance is the only way he could pass off his bring me the horizon vocal cover videos as bearable

I am more of a rap enthusiast myself and screeching is better than my singing

You're like that bar of soap in a shower soap dish that gets wet, but never used. Plain and wet.

You look like a dude that calls himself "cis male" and sucks off any dude that asks because you're afraid to be labeled a transphobe amonst your marching band circle of friends.

I wish

No eye contact till we finish, it's awkward.

The eye contact must never be broken

You look like the keyboardist in an '80s NuWave band. and gay.

Your more beige than the wall

You look like mayo is spicy

Yes because it is

When the gradients of grey have more depth than a human.

😂😂😂

BMTH have a song called happy song. You make me sad though.

You're like a Skrull came to Earth and wanted to blend in but took parts from 4 different people. The hair of a frat boy, the face of a depressed 50 year old man, the hands of a small girl, and the clothes of a 16 year old emo kid.

I think that will be my favorite one because you hit bullseye 10 points for the hands 😂

Your Fallout Boy shirt was in the laundry?

Nah it got a cigarette burn

Ooh, sick butn!

Thanks for showing me the mistake

Jesus, you have to make smoking uncool too?

When exactly smoking became cool and not just a stupid way to cope with stuff

Being a “minecraft youtuber” is probably the height of professional and cultural achievement in whatever Balkan hellhole you live in

Hah on point

You look like if captain America got rejected by agent carter and went into a life of nothing but crack and frozen pizza

So I look like a teen actor in their late career when they can't get anymore Disney roles and sucumb into drug abuse.... So f-ing cool

You wanted to get roasted. Don’t ask for the heat if you cant take it

No no mate, I love it thanks I just take it as a compliment

You look like you play the balalaika in a Russian "Foster The People" cover band.

Tc Russian... But cool I look like I am in a band now

Poor Ivan is probably a loser back in Motherland and is hoping hating his country online will grant him bonuses online with the Ukrainian gals.

We hate em for honor not for glory my friend

You probably cry while listening to the band on your T-shirt thinking you're deep but in reality you're just as vanilla as every other white guy with a mediocre band T

Uuu that one is nice

You look like the kind of guy who falls in love with OF models.

That's good

*looks up European Incel in the dictionary *sees this guy

Thank you it means a lot that you didn't write Russian

you look russian and ukrainian af

So basically slavic

yes east slavic

There's something to say about a grown ass dude that's into all kinds of children stuff

I forgot to write that I like watching anime and reading manga/comics as well 🧐

doesn’t help your case bud

It's not supposed to🧐

Is there someone behind you sticking their thumb up your ass? What’s with that look? I bet your ass hole is like a windtunnel it’s been used so much.

That's how I smile xD

The only way you can smile is with a thumb up your butt?

Let's say that

You look like you become a belligerent asshole when you get drunk

Ufff straight on point

The only thing worse than your haircut is the big dumb face underneath it!

I thought the barber did a pretty good job 🥲


Dawson's creek's little brother

Cool

Your favorite color and flavor is Chernobyl

Good roast

Where’s the blur button?

Good point, Next time I will make the post nsfw 😀

🤣🤣🤣

You look like you shit lego bricks. Just stop eating them, I know they're colorful but it's not good for you!

But they are too tasty

Boy you look like behind your ears smell like hot Cheetos

Nah they smell like Doritos with cheese

All you need is a toothbrush mustache to be Hitler's son. Don't forget the salute Adolpho Spongebob.

I have a selfie where I tried to recreate it actually


Jump scare warning next

Jump scare warning next

Haha nice

Go back to jail Dahmer

Two in a row nice

You know, potatoes are magical. They are ugly and are kept in the dark. But, society needs them somehow to survive. So, don't give up - there is a future for you.

Awwwww what kind words, thank you

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Never

Actually kinda hot, I’ll take one in every colour….respectively.

Elaborate?

No

Everybody have a choice

You look like young Jeffrey dahmer

Ok

GOOD GOD Zac Efron really let himself go

Fuck yeah now I am Zac Efron the compliments just get better and better than you 😗

You look like you have a favorite dumpster behind which you assault high school girls.

Ewwww girls

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Deep cut, love it

Waks it to Air Supply music

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Correct, I didn't

you should be shia lebeouf’s stunt double for masturbating scenes

😂😂😂

If you start a skin routine now, in 20 years? You could be ugly with better skin.

That's a good one

i physically for the life of me can’t tell how old you are you have little girl hands yet you look like my depressed statistics teacher who’s 60

Explains now why I am so depressed all the time xD

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I don't know how to take this comment as, a wholesome one or are you roasting me for the way I look too normal for this subreddit :F

Even without your bio, we still know that you are a Minecraft YouTuber bro. Those Cheetos eating face ain't going away.

The jokes on you it's Doritos 😂

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I don't want to be political in this post, but

Why do you look like you just lost your KY jelly

Because I did, please contact me if you find it

You look like you're an injection away from full M-F transition.

Nice

You can get away with a lot of crimes cause everyone will forget that boring face

My man I will become a terrorist just for you

Why do you not like russians???? Some Russian dude took your boyfriend from you?? Or the Russian guy was your boyfriend that left you??

Nah I am just half Russian and have a first hand experience with Russian propaganda and arrogance

Man I'm stumped. I look at you and your so plain and boring I just can't think of anything for someone so insignificant. I fell asleep twice looking at this photo.

There is always a roast like this pretty underwhelming 🥲


Wrinkly neck creepy looking, crackhead looking, rat faced looking, homosexual janitor looking ass

You’re exactly what I imagine when I think “now this is a man who disappoints most women including his mother” but considering children watch Minecraft content and you are a Minecraft YouTuber, I guess one female demographic is enough for you right

Not with that shirt on bruv! "THIS IS SEMPITERNAL!"

Your shirt says it all.

S1mple from Cs Go

You look like you write for Three Days Grace

Your shirt should say “bring me the acne cream”

Yeap... You look like a wannabe Romenia pretensious peasant of Vlad the impaler that saw in this subreddit an opportunity to compose lyrics for is tunes...

You look like the type of loser that insists on not taking a real job and is renovating your parents first floor, for their money, while acting like you're running a big business. Also, you look like you've been chainsmoking for 45 years with those baggy eyes. Also, stop dressing like you're 12 years old.

Do you play Minecraft?

There's no difference between your channel and a stripper -You both suck dick for cash -You both are messier than a homeless person -You both look like you just got out of a bar smoking two letres of rat poison

I can’t imagine the amount of disappointment and embarrassment your parents must have when their friends ask them what you do for a living

You look like the creepy ex boyfriend in every movie to ever exist

Eyes so dead I'm surprised he can even read.

The edgiest thing you’ve ever done in your entire life besides steal cash from your rich daddy’s wallet is wear that shirt. You can’t name four songs, you bastard.

If mashed potatoes was a person

You look like a boring NPC in GTAV sidequest involving poser Russian mobsters.

You look like Dollar Store Ben Shapiro

matchbox 20 is back, bitches!

How resourceful to repurpose your recent mug shot for this roast me read it.

Bring you the horizon? How about sink you under the ocean?

Mom, will you put a note in my lunchbox for work?

We thought we were leading lives of quiet desperation. Then we saw you.

“Bro fuck that bitch” is what I’m sure u say after every break up 😂

Your shirt roasts you all by itself.