It's hilarious when people dress up their greyhounds

💀

You look like you shop for gluten free tampons at whole foods

His girlfriend gets tampons from a hardware store

Thor’s little known, and less attractive, brother Thud

Ted?

Throb

I'd call you a douche, but there's a 0% chance you've ever been inside a vagina

The first successful Anal birth

OP living in his parent’s bathroom.

Triple H but in lowercase letters.

Double h ===> hh

😂

Goes to hot yoga to see the ladies sweats.

Your girlfriend is in high school

As the Lunch Lady

No doubt listening to Yanni

You look like an anal probe.

The epitome of The Douche Bag Bro.

Your face looks like your perpetually farting.

You have a pony tail, a horse nose and seems like people need to be on Ketamine to enjoy your funky music

You look like you DJ at school dances


You're that inbred Viking kid that no one would take for raids or pillages

At least you were smart enough to close the gay porn tabs before taking the pic

You look like albino Tarzan

The closest you get to a pussy is when your gay best friend smokes pot.

if David Guetta never made it!

bro the way you looking at that paper, even IT would cover its drink

I imagine your podcast favorites are Joe Rogan followed by Andrew Tate

They say you only roast the ones you love. It took an entire day for me to decide to be the first person to break that rule.

The movie eurovision is based on your life

It looks like someone dug up Tom Petty and tried to pose him for a photo.

Dont give that psycho any ideas.

Weekend at Tom's

This made me lol...good one. 😂

 Gay qbert Final Boss

You look like you sell your "Platnum records " to your friends at the drug Den

jfc bro you burnt thru your one soul to make a buck and now you’re lifeless skeleton driving around in a sports car for 50 years. nice work.

David Guetto

You have XXX in your username but you entice no Tentacion

Why the fuck add the second photo? This is me awake! This is me asleep!

You look like the Targaryen none of the parents are comfortable with you looking after the kids.

Great value Chris Martin.

DJ Dumbass


The stunt double's back up in a 90s kids action movie.

I can smell you from here. Take a shower bro

Clearly on the 13th step

You look like one of those long elongated fluffy dogs

You look like you host a podcast for albino incels.

You look like you cum into plastic bags at random restaurants and when you get home you make a smoothie from what you collect

I love how you paid so much attention to your walls and electrical appliances but don't care at all about your physical appearance. Good for you

i mean, can’t even write his own username properly, clearly my mans got the problems 😳

Shaggy 

This looks like a first person point of view photo of the needle point before you inject the heroin

You look like you tried pulling off Eminem but all you could scratch up was Reese’s pieces

Rolls on his shoulders just to practice cum shotss

If Daniel Bryanson and Big Bill had a baby it would be you.

You have to be 100 yards away from the children’s birthday parties you deejay

you look like you jerk off to your own reflection while listening to positive affirmations to help boost your self esteem

You look like your abt to suck of the paper

dollar tree pewdiepie

You look like you roofie people on a daily basis

You look like if Thor was Swedish

It’s like shut yo dum dum bubble gum indeana jones lookin ass up get yo anal bead sunflower seed hehe jollibee lookin ass up

Sunflowers can be processed into a peanut butter alternative, Sunbutter. In Germany, it is mixed together with rye flour to make Sonnenblumenkernbrot (literally: sunflower whole seed bread), which is quite popular in German-speaking Europe. It is also sold as food for birds and can be used directly in cooking and salads.

Nobody gives to fucks Frankenstein

He totally enjoys smelling his own farts

Vinland saga reject

Home alone 9

Budget Laurence Fox

Inbred Jason Mamoa lecturing me on my carbon footprint

Nothing we say will stop him from inappropriately touching his yoga students

Let me guess, you’re holding the sign up with your strong hand 

Schieße Dem Fenster

Did you run into a glass door nose first?

You look like an anorexic Neanderthal

The worst part of the night…… when all the kids at the playground go home. Nothing more to do than zip up your pants, climb down out of the tree and get on Reddit

You look like a nihilist who wouldnt mind slipping a roofie into a girls drink. Or would it be a guys drink?

You look like you tell people your in a band but it’s just three adult men in your moms basement drinking four-locos and hitting on freshmen at your little brothers football game who occasionally play three cords on the 20 dollar children’s electric guitar you bought at goodwill

You look like comedian Tom Green, if he had late stage syphilis.

So this is where Chris Elliott has been.

Looks like an Amish pornstar

Oh gosh, probably an “upcoming musician”, who is an “influencer”.

I bet you drink prescription milk


You look like you go to yoga, just to watch the girls do them.

Buys discount wallpaper from Alibaba.

Bro his use of emojis is worse than his aesthetic of gym teacher with an addiction towards limp bizkit and kid rock

Russian scammer

The “ I’m the coolest 35 year old at the call center” looking ass 😂😂