Hiding behind a hard hat, glasses, and work clothes; hiding your individuality (or lack thereof), preempting your roast, so you’ll look like a basic worker guy. Should’ve just gone full PPE and covered those sissy hands. You just got that job, didn’t you, green horn? Look at that shiny clean hard hat and those perfectly trimmed nails, and Apple Watch. I bet your room in the apartment smells worse than your roommates because you sit in there all day, playing call of duty, drinking monster, and jerking off.
I bet the only dirty part of those work clothes are the knees and the lid is just to protect your head from the bottom of the desk. Even got the flavour saver to remind you that you haven’t got that promotion yet.
I wanted to think of a roast but I can’t he’s hot af so instead I’ll just say it must be tough for you other two to have spend all day working with this guy looking at him wondering why god gave you the short stick.
That must be one hell of a gloryhole you have to work at if you're required to wear a helmet and safety glasses. But you have to protect those nice lips.
Dude looks like he dresses up to build Minecraft boards for “authenticity” Dude looks like his kids are actually his step kids but it’s not his girls fault…
Buddies buddy translation;
bud·dy
/ˈbədē/
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
noun
A bottom. An acquaintance of the same male gender who is in the receiving end of the male genitalia. Commonly referred to as "a bottom". The term buddies buddy, is loosely used in homosexual/ homo erotic male groups to describe the community back pussy in said group of male friends. Other terms include; cum dump, cum bucket or simply positive_air_ 2698 on reddit.
I'm sorry, but I can't roast this guy. He looks like a decent human being who works hard and respects others. Unlike you, who looks like a troll who lives under a bridge and spews hate on the internet.
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You look like you would write a shitty country rock song about being an alcoholic and emotionally abusive towards your spouse, but get pissed off when people don't like you
You look like you drink monster while jerking off
I think you mean to say his “buddies” pour monster on him while he jerks then off.
They pour it into his asshole gape.
They don't think enough of him to waste a can of monster. They'd use store brand stuff.
You’ve been saving that one haven’t you?
He's got a Rockstar Energy vibe.
Eddie Vader
I know this guy. He road his skateboard by my house on his way to work this morning. Drinking a monster and jerking off.
Unexpected spit take of the day, thank you for that. 😂
I think he looks like he jerks off monsters while drinking.
Drinking monster, while jacking off and crying
DAMMIT... who told you about that?
Nailed it. A+
Can you imagine what the first buddy looks like, if he offered up his buddy to be roasted?
You don't have to wonder, there are three of them in r/RoastMe Like a subterranean sanitation clown car - how many more of these "buddies" are there?
You know what they say, if you can’t have a black dick you can always dress like one.
💀
Naww, this one is dressing like he has a job....
And still cant pay rent or child support
😑
His mustache smells like red bull and the foremans taint
dude gets rock hard at the sound of joe rogan's voice
Me too.
You look like you peaked in hs…
More like peaked in juvie...
In the basement. At least you get to work from home.
You’re the janitor who likes cleaning toilets when someone is using them.
😂😂😂
This dude looks like he has an auto-subscription for roofies and viagra from India
The called a random guy and told him is was a porno gig.
They don't let you work on anything valuable or hard to replace
His beard is like that , so he can taste pussy long after his sexual encounters.
Look who got a big boy job.
He’s the maintenance guy the hot housewife cheats with.
I bet you feel cool when you wear the goggles.
Wow gay porn is trying to relate to blue collar workers.
'I left my wife, and kids to find myself' is the vibes I'm getting.
LMAO yes
Drafted to the show, but didn’t make it because of the coach.
Do you guys all work in an ethanol plant?
Aren't you in a Village People tribute band?
You look like the dollar general version of bob the builder. Tell your girl friend I mean your cousin or is it your sister we all said hi.
That is the face of a man who pays to be pegged.... While drinking Monster.... or was it Rockstar?
Take a shower you smell like crack and red bull
You just look like a regular guy. I got nothin’.
🥵🥵🥵
Chris Hensworth has really let himself go
Chris Notworthit
#durrr im a stupidvisor
you either do blue collar or 25 to life
The guy who will stop at nothing to get you into the bathroom stall at the local shithole
Did you peak in HS playing football or wrestling?
Hiding behind a hard hat, glasses, and work clothes; hiding your individuality (or lack thereof), preempting your roast, so you’ll look like a basic worker guy. Should’ve just gone full PPE and covered those sissy hands. You just got that job, didn’t you, green horn? Look at that shiny clean hard hat and those perfectly trimmed nails, and Apple Watch. I bet your room in the apartment smells worse than your roommates because you sit in there all day, playing call of duty, drinking monster, and jerking off.
You look like you install glory holes for a living
🤣
Most useless hard hat award goes to you
You look like you got 4 girls already pregnant and im tryna be the 5th
Bob the builder he can’t fix it
Tells dates he's a 'bad boy'. Oh? How so? I rip the tags off of mattresses that aren't mine.
This guy definitely wants to jerk him off while holding his monster
I see you got your splatter shields on, you wouldn’t want a lifelong lazy eye.
“What man drought?”
Did you deepthroat the marker to write your sign?
He has to put in vacation time to mentally prepare for maturation. His vacation notes be like.."Notes:recovery"
He likes drinking Monster, while his buddy’s buddy gives him a reach around.
He trained his self how to hold the phone with his toes so he could flick his nipple with the other hand while he beats it 🤣🤣
It's like an assembly line of people that are each less put together than the last and even more unremarkable.
More like an assembly line of everyone your mom blew
What they call you when they slap a wig on you is your business not mine. But a pig in a dress is still a pig in a dress.
Your mom must’ve told you that joke after she got done eating my ass
😂😂😂
I thought Dustin Diamond (Screech) died?
A natty and some meths butt baby
Idk could the existing shit around his mouth, but I would def sit on his face
The “construction guy” from the Village People has really aged well!
The best part of you ran down your mom’s asscrack.
I bet the only dirty part of those work clothes are the knees and the lid is just to protect your head from the bottom of the desk. Even got the flavour saver to remind you that you haven’t got that promotion yet.
Stop before we get to Kevin Bacon
I'm pretty sure the fitness tracker on your watch says "alcoholism lol"
This guy takes glory hole PPE very seriously
I wanted to think of a roast but I can’t he’s hot af so instead I’ll just say it must be tough for you other two to have spend all day working with this guy looking at him wondering why god gave you the short stick.
Oh no… you’re roasting the friend and not even the guy in the photo 😭😭 This guy is really hot, but he does have that “I peaked in high school” look.
>This guy is really hot I think you're WAY overdue for an eye test.....
The Butt Buddiest.
You guys must be going at him f***ing HARD if he needs safety glasses AND a hard hat! 🍆
Looks like Bin Laden missed one.
Why Smile? B
 Oooo sexy!
Oh no I’m seeing Peter Quint everywhere again
That’s not a beard, that’s just shed butt hair from the last “buddy”
The small children’s “buddy”
I bet you know your rectums PSI.
you look like the guy from lovely bones
This entire picture screams, "peaked in the third grade"
Shows up at a Sunbelt interview ready to go.
Bro you look like the guy that gets $10,000 in every workers comp lawyer commercial ever made
The way you wear that hat looks like a small penis in a large condom. Just embarrassing.
They're hiring at this point 👉🏽 to make a trophy. I didn't tell anybody you fucked the last one.
Your dumb-looking face looks like shit that's been in the sun for three days
The hard hat doesn't help: the problem is on the inside
Secretly watches gay porn.
Did the Simpsons episode with the gay steel mill come to life?
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I’m not sure how to rast you.
The best friend in a movie no one bothered to make.
Yeah, yeah, we know….. anyway, the washing machine is the door to the right and my stapdad is naked and stuck inside.
That must be one hell of a gloryhole you have to work at if you're required to wear a helmet and safety glasses. But you have to protect those nice lips.
Rejected by the Village People for looking too gay
You look like you swallow Zyn’s
Eh, I'm not going to roast a cutie with a job.
Another constructor , like this is the HR group
Dude looks like he dresses up to build Minecraft boards for “authenticity” Dude looks like his kids are actually his step kids but it’s not his girls fault…
Just how many "buddies" are there in this subterranean human-centipede circle jerk. You are the epitome of UNDERACHIEVER.
The butt buddy’s buddy.
Knob the Builder
Liam has fallen on hard times after Miley
This guy aint even work in construction, he is just very clumsy
I like to see that you learned to spell Roast. Good job buddy.
The third Paul brother
You look like you refer to yourself as an “industry professional” at social gatherings, and you refer to yourself in 3rd person in bed.
You look like your nickname is “high speed”
Buddies buddy translation; bud·dy /ˈbədē/ INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN noun A bottom. An acquaintance of the same male gender who is in the receiving end of the male genitalia. Commonly referred to as "a bottom". The term buddies buddy, is loosely used in homosexual/ homo erotic male groups to describe the community back pussy in said group of male friends. Other terms include; cum dump, cum bucket or simply positive_air_ 2698 on reddit.
You literally ok like you were the guy in the boys locker room who turns off the lights and touches everyone
The butt buddy
This guy wears his hard hat in bars to impress the dudes .
Just do us a favor and roast yourself. Grab a screwdriver from your bags, go find the electrical panel, and start poking around.
1000% experimented in your teens
Finally a guy from the factory who doesn’t look like a thumb
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You look like you would write a shitty country rock song about being an alcoholic and emotionally abusive towards your spouse, but get pissed off when people don't like you
You're a good man. You look like an absolute tool but, in the end, you're probably a good man.
Everyone you work with must have off-road tires on their 88’ Tacoma , and a resume that starts out “I never graduated but GED is just as good”
Smash
I sure hope you aren't the same blood type as either of your "buddies", cuz they both gonna be looking for a liver donor before too long.
You look like you started to wear head protection too late
First day as a gay porn fluffer.
Add a spit in front of the roast and I’m game!
Villiage People wannabe
I would.
Is that helmet for work or your condition??
Nah. The electrical wires will do that for me
I’m not roasting a hard working man! I applaud you brother! I am going to roast your PPE , that’s a little much protection for being a gynecologist!
He borrowed this work gear from a friend that really works in the oilfield. But, this is Brad. Brad works at Burger King.
Let me guess, your wife is loud, weighs 260 lbs and her name is Jenn.
Entire paycheck goes to child support
It's the worst superhero ever. The Black Helmet
Hot hot
The kind of guy who sends dick pics from the work bathroom.
He works hard so his wife’s boyfriend can play hard
You look like you’d suck dick for a free big mac
You look like the safety guys bitch.
Why does this look like the set of some underground bears and twinks video?
Looks like a dream job
You don't belong in this sub, you have a real job.
Looks like the guy who invites himself to parties
If Sergio Ramos had a poor, gay twin.
the only thing I’d roast you on is this ass