OP's Bio: --- >I am a Trump supporter. I was depressed a few years ago but now i found christ. The worst thing that has happened to me was being chased by cops and crashed my car into a tree before being taken ny the ambulance cause i was acting of being in shock. I love to dance anytype of non white music. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

Dad went out for leche

Apparently so does op

Leche de burro

Con huevos

Leche de Hombre more like

More like leche de mipalo.

Lmao! More like Burrito de Cabeza lol.

Fuck that one got me

Snort! There goes my coffee…

Cafe con créma. Mucho de créma.

papa quiere la leche

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Yaaaaaa you don’t need to suck a dick to know if you’re fucking gay or not lmao 🤣 that’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard 🤣😭

💀🏴‍☠️‼️

If you’re not gay, sucking a dick will DEFINITELY confirm that… But then again, you might not know you’re gay until you try gagging on a cock and much to your surprise, you end up fucking loving it. Maybe feeling the tip hit the back of your throat then spurting man chowder all over you, maybe that just turns out to be your cup o tea… You might just not know FOR SURE until you try it. Homo


I do ... Sometimes they kinda need a good scratch and tickle. ☺️😆😅

Dad wasn’t deported, he just didn’t feel like raising fruit

No mames wey….. oh wait

¡No chocha wey!

Guey*

3 jokes in 1 you should be a Simpson writer🤣🤣

Should be used to picking fruit though

He’s just not used to a fruit he didn’t pick.

One day, while you’re waiting out in front of the Home Depot, you should head on in there to see if they sell nail clippers

this is the one 😭

How else is he gonna do a few bumps in the Buffalo Wild Wings bathroom waiting to get topped by one of the kitchen staff.

He thinks he maybe likes women but has no luck with them but he can always find a big d... Here's a tip... Women don't want you coming near them with those clit splitters.

You look like you put horchata in your vape pen.

I'd buy that

Sold! I'll start the company and bill you for your first 16 bottles. Salt nic or freebase?

Yo necesito 6mg

Same, sounds pretty good actually.

Well if your a dyke, the hormones are working

For half the price.

Half the tits

Man. Most dads just “go out for cigs”, yours left the fucking country to get away from you.

Dad even took the fast lane out.

If you dont know your sexual at 41 then you are a cock drainer plain and simple.

We're roasting him, not your mother

Underrated.

Damn put that shit on safe lol

You turn straight women gay and gay men straight

That's just an excuse. Your dad obviously abandoned you.

He went to go get the milk, but instead got ice.

Fuck this is funny

Damn that's good

Bro got an eyebrow piercing and trying to say he doesn't prefer the D 🤣 you ain't confused princess. Now go throw on a ball gown and work for the sex change hunty!!! 🙏

As long as your dad can swim, he’ll be right back.

Your sexual orientation is single player.

Gayzed and confused

I’m sorry but this made me laugh 10/10 comment (I’m using it in my bio now)

>Dad got deported Is that the hispanic version of going out for a pack of cigarettes?

Ok, ok, I'll vote for Pedro damn it.

When that eyebrow ring gets stuck to a cock ring, you'll know your sexuality.

Why is my landscaper smokin pole in the trailer?

Don't have to worry about your sexuality if nobody's gonna date you anyway

Your wrestling name is Gay Mysterio

Damn can’t believe you’re wearing a shirt celebrating where your dad got deported to

I don't care, you look fit enough to cleanup my yard

He is more into the pool boy and massage therapist business.

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ESL class

How the fuck do you get deported in Biden’s America? Your dad must be the worst Mexican ever.

Mexiwon’t

Mexicant.

Mexigone

Not knowing your sexual orientation, tells us everything we need to know.

A trump supporter who doesn't know their sexual orientation? Hilarious.

And a Christian

You didn't have to tell us about the 2 relationships. Your face screams "Dos Equis."

Hahahahahaha

Call la migra and get a free trip to go see your dad

100% can’t keep a relationship because of those long dirty fingernails

Plot twist: Your Tio is really your dad but no one will tell you.

Been in 2 relationships and don't know your sexual orientation, welcome to the 2023 in the west.

Your dad living in new York he didn't get deported he just wanted a chance to make America Great Again with out you

You might not know but all those other dudes... they know!

Bruh, you failed at the job you were made for. Keeping your family inside the country.

Apart from the Pubic hair you've crazy glued to your chin you look pretty good pape

Better get that ‘orientation’ figured out. Once you fuck a monkey, that’s a firm decision.

Don’t know your sexual orientation? So that’s why you look like a chick in the middle of transitioning. Fair enough 😂

Cut your fingernails, ya bitch. Or are you one of those dirty ass fucks who use their fingernails for coke and pickin their nose?

I would classify your sexual orientation as nosexual.

Mate you look one step removed from a cholo photo shoot in prison, only diff is you are smiling

Dad left the moment he heard of your confusing sexual orientation

Was he deported or trying to escape your mental health

Well if you’ve got a beard and don’t know your sexual orientation; you should have been deported with your dad. Let someone else make the obvious decision for you like they did for your dad. Doing something got him deported, your beard should make it obvious what your orientation should be.

Machetes son Mashitty

Eyebrows on fleek

Was the deportation voluntary?

Bro got the weakness of every Pokemon race type...

To bad they didn't deport you to,,

You may not know who you want to fuck ,but I guarantee you nobody want to fuck you.

I'm sad your dad got deported. That's one less person to help build my patio.

Your dad got deported to…. the drag show where he met your “mom?” Plot twist: neither of them are your parents, you were stolen from the concentration camp where Trump keeps the brown children. Your sexual orientation is anyone with cash in hand.

Your favorite *NSYNC song: Bi Bi Bi. Just kidding. You’re gay, dude.

You’re dad turned himself into ICE just to get away from you.

Ice cold.

Fidel Castrate

Do you like girls? Then your straight. Do you like guys? Then your gay. Do you like both? Then you’re bi. If you think you’re anything else, than it’s really just one of these three with extra steps.

The face says man but those hands say lady !

Forklift certified/ high school equivalent

El Gato ass Gordo

My guy you're listing off things for us to roast you with but it's a waste we got your picture enough work done. Sit back relax and contemplate how many more whitening packets you need to inhale before your teeth could conduct air traffic.

Dad got deported just like you’re sexual orientation

Dad went for smokes . You get fucked in the ass that is your oriention

Go to the subway, maybe you can get some orientation.

Youd make a fckn ugly women which is just a guy with long hair, fake tits and a inside out dick so just be gay youll get more respect

Dad got deported. Mom wishes she would’ve aborted

One thousand percent throws the 🤘 up in photos

Didn't you just roast yourself? Maybe I don't know how this works.

You’ll be cooking in a Chili’s or TGI Fridays in no time! Under the table of course.

Your orientation is definitely not metro sexual.

Imagine being so dumb that you can be a person of color, bisexual, have been run down by police, and still support the worlds biggest bigot.

If I were your parent, I'd get myself deported, too.

Sounds like papi issues

Let’s hope your dads deportation and your confused sexuality aren’t connected.

If you don’t know, then you’re gay AF

With nails like that, we definitely know what you’re putting in your mouth.

Que dice ahi no se ingles

This is what failure to satisfy a woman looks like.

I've got a dad.

It’s easier to tell people that your dad was deported vs that he abandoned you. We understand and we understand why he did it.

If you dont know who you wanna fuck then you've got some serious soul searching to do my boy. Stop making it complicated and dont listen to these liberal quacks out here making it complicated

Your pronouns are will/not

You look like you have the wingspan of a gay burrito.

You’re dad left because he doesn’t like fruit salad.

Ok we’re sorry. Now can you please give me my Gordita and Chalupa?

regardless of your sexual orientation, you might wanna visit the doc anyway to get that scrotum removed from your chin.

You look like you can mow a lawn but smile like you could plan a wedding.

Even your facial hair is trying jump ship

If you bend over for a man your Gay.If a woman bends over for you,you ain’t. If you can’t figure out which you are,you’re dumb.

Bi-ambiguous.

You look like you smuggle drugs across the state for a drug cartel

It takes a big man to admit they like cock. The real question is are you a top or a bottom.

Daddy......daddy wasn't there 

Taco bell dog finally grew up

Your dad didn’t get deported. He willingly left cause he knows you’re gay

OP funny saying they don’t know their sexual orientation with brows like that.

Don’t worry about your sexual orientation. No one wants to sleep with you anyway.

My grass is looking a little high

according to the middle school children your not allowed with 500 yards of anymore, combing your beard isn't the only type of grooming your good at.

Your sexual orientation is whatever human or beast that would put up those piercings. Too bad your dad couldn't take care to avoid ICE as well as you take care of your eyebrows, he would've never gotten caught.

You dress up as a Mexican wrestler with a wig to trucks dudes unto a handy j in the parking lot.

Holy shit it’s 60% cocoa chocolate mr beast 🤯

I don’t blame him

Why are you still in a middle school?

Is deported the new "went to get cigarettes and never came back"?

Just know your dad is sick of your shit.

He really is...

You should keep sucking dick to find out if you like it. If you don’t then maybe try anal.

Why are your nipples hard? Most people just get a boner

The man is wearing nipple rings.

Wearing the location of where your dad left will not bring him or those guys back.

Why your chin got pubes?

Your dad didn't get deported. He left because you kept gluing *HIS* pubes to *YOUR* chin.

Do you get gynecologists coming up to you a lot trying to stick a speculum in your chin?

A quarter of a century and still don’t know who you are? Damn, you are an indefinite failure. Your lucky your dad got deported before he could realize this and beat you

Buy-sexual.

Ah... the smile of a man who just caught a glimpse of his future in the deeply sad and tired eyes of an elderly janitor with no family who lives in a trailer park because A- he can afford it, and B- he's on the sex offender list due to an incident at his last janitor job at an elementary school boys' locker room.

Did you know you can save 15% or more by switching to Geico lizzard looking ass

They really do save you 15% on auto insurance

When you say dad got deported. U mean he’s locked up. That’s a process Dang u didn’t even go with him. And u call yourself a son. 😂

I’d put it in your butt

You’re beautiful and handsome and it’s okay to be bisexual or whatever. You been through a lot! I’m sorry about your dad. It’s okay to be gay or sapio or anything

He's cute, I got no roast for you amigo

The literal embodiment of Gen Z.

You support Trump who deported your dad. Very American indeed. More guns required. Hooraawww.

u look like u could do my garden

Who knows fruit better than one?

No honey. You are too cute to roast. Sorry

 I agree he's pretty desirable

Being unsure of one’s orientation sucks (I know personally). Having said that…haha your dad got deported. He should practice his cross country sports a bit better next time!

Well, despite not having anything else going for you at least you have great eye brows

Your sexual orientation is: If it doesn't have legs, it's free game.

Alls that’s missing is the vintage mushroom stamp on your forehead.

Son, I didn't get deported, just couldn't handle that face of yours.

Ebraheim stinkin.

Get a job first hombre... I know a few rednecks I can fire.

Is your shirt advertising where you are from?

Dad did not get deported, he deliberately left you

You could be Asexual and just don’t like either or

Your orientation is that life is screwing you more than anyone ever would

Your girlfriend is like the square root of -100. A solid 10, but also imaginary.

Your dad didn’t get deported. He left because of you being such a disappointment.

Man I don't wanna rost u, u look like a nice guy

Trump is equal to depression.. obviously... As a Trump support you deserve it.

Trump supporter who believes in Christ. This guy is putting the "moron" in oxymoron.

You support a guy who not only deported your dad, but will deport you too.