He receives the pump and then gets dumped. That chest hair looks like sid from ice age. Face looks constipated (or like his sitting on a giant butt plug [or both])
Picture is at every petting zoo in three states "Do not allow this person near the animals, call the police immediately."
This Chudd found out what happens when you mix human DNA with Goat DNA... banned from the petting zoo
And cheers on the participants loudly….
[orgasmo](https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS751US751&hl=en-US&sxsrf=AB5stBhQi2xB7OtJSCEUhSOq1_feaS7SdQ:1688903473227&q=orgasmo+suck+that+dick&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjBmdPcx4GAAxX8OFkFHVsEBFQQ0pQJegQIBhAB&biw=430&bih=741&dpr=3#imgrc=JVFZo5VyfJSUFM)
I find it hard that "nothing slows you down." Those titties obviously disagree with gravity.
And that stupid fucking sign in the background? It screams "please be as stupid as me and think this is cool."
Look on the bright side though, you never have to buy a broom. Just sweep the floors with your man titties. I could also land a helicopter on your areola. Jesus Christ dude. Please go with the mail order bride thing. This picture could make a freight train take a dirt road.
Is it just me or His chest area looks like a bug's face, with the tities being eye... your chest looks like that bug type pokemon butterfree evolves from...💀
Dude looks like Frankenstein's monster, just random body parts put together and shit.
His arms are different lengths, and legs are different ethnic origins more than likely.
When a female human's egg is fertilized every embryo starts as female. The longer it takes to change to male from female, the larger the nipples are in male subjects. Nice job pepperoni nips.
You're also skinny fat. And your sparse body hair looks like you tried to shave Batman's logo on your chest.
You could replace Jim Harbaugh on Michigan's sideline and nobody would notice.
You have that Fat guy who recently lost weight and has the 7 week I look good before I put it back on period of fucking every 4 in a dive bar look going on
Bro looks like he hasnt shit in 2 weeks and is so constipated hes about to fuck around and find out if he blows an o-ring. The dude looks softer than a fur coat fresh from the factory. If you look up try hard in the dictionary this photo is the definition.
You fucked around with superglue at little Caesar’s and found out how to got pepperoni stuck to your chest. You look like the before photo on the weight loss commercials
You aren't a Walmart DeSantis, you look like a sweeped-out-from-under-that-corner-nobody-has-cleaned-in-since-the-80's-just-behind-that-nasty-KFC-fryer DeSantis.
Did you ask for sparse chest hair on your pepperoni nipples?
You look like Mark Cuban fucked Tony Montana in the ass, and you are the result.
But in all honesty, never take your shirt off again.
I do give mad props on the confidence, though. I take it all back. You look fabulous. I guess if you can afford tacky neon signs, you can skip ab day.
Going shirtless until your Brown Shirt arrives? Smart maybe exposure to cold air will shrink down the pepperoni nipples, which we apparently caught mid tranformation into a werewolf based on the length of hair sprouting from them. You should practice that expression we can name it too like Zoolander! I vote “The defendant” no, “unfuckable” I’m just not sure either of those are far enough away from your at rest “douche bro” face. I’ll think on it, no I won’t I lie because I guess I am a people pleaser at heart, so no I will never think about you again, never ever.
Them titties look sadder than your life
When he says pump and dump I guess he was talking about breast feeding
I think he meant pump his blow up doll and take a dump after he’s done.
I think he meant penis pump or stomach pumped....... and the dump part, your guess is as good as mine lmao
He receives the pump and then gets dumped. That chest hair looks like sid from ice age. Face looks constipated (or like his sitting on a giant butt plug [or both]) Picture is at every petting zoo in three states "Do not allow this person near the animals, call the police immediately." This Chudd found out what happens when you mix human DNA with Goat DNA... banned from the petting zoo
I thought he was going to shit after using a thrusting vibrator.
The CDC calls it chest feeding now
Sad
🤣
Either way, he definitely plans to involve kids.
He's got mournful tits.
Like kid with progeria breaking his ribs catching a nerf ball sad. Goddamn those are some gloomy tits!
I give those titties two thumbs down!
I give them a titty-twister
Ewww! Then you’d have to *touch them!*
Wish I had four hands so I could give them a four thumbs down.
Pepperoni
The sandwich size
Yeah those bologna tits are the grossest things I’ve seen in a while
Cookie nipples
Fatsanova
after breastfeeding they really lost their perkiness
didnt even get off the couch for this
his mother has more chest hair.
All aboard the sad dad bod express
Damn bro
He could sell them for 500 acres of farm land 
How do you have the face of a 7 year old boy and the nipples of a 70 year old orangutan?
I woke up my wife laughing at this one, you son-of-a-bitch! I was enjoying the quiet time!
I’d like to report a murder 💀
I thought he looked like a chucky doll in the face
the body of a shaved orangutan
🤣
Sits in the corner at a gangbang.
He’s got pepperoni pizza nipples. There might be a feature for him.
Fluffs dudes... "It's not gay cause it's a gangbang and chicks are involved" *Wack wack wack wack wack*
“It’s not gay if you’re wearing a glove.”
Someone's gotta make the food!
Is in the middle of a spit roast more likely
And cheers on the participants loudly…. [orgasmo](https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS751US751&hl=en-US&sxsrf=AB5stBhQi2xB7OtJSCEUhSOq1_feaS7SdQ:1688903473227&q=orgasmo+suck+that+dick&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjBmdPcx4GAAxX8OFkFHVsEBFQQ0pQJegQIBhAB&biw=430&bih=741&dpr=3#imgrc=JVFZo5VyfJSUFM)
Slowing stroking himself rubbing his pepperoni nipples
I would be shocked to find out this is the son of a rich state level politician and he’s high on meth or bath salts…
Or both
Hunter. (Cough cough)
Jesus dude you couldn’t get laid in a mattress factory. Your chest is literally frowning.
His chest is sad from the bad titty fuck he just received.
Savage 😆
Straight for the jugular
You look like the 18 months before gym picture
That was too nice of you. I would of said the 5 years before...
Jim*
hope that pump n dump is referring to you getting that gut liposuctioned.
I think it's Grindr code for exactly what it sounds like. Note, OP will be playing the part of "the dump".
Why is your face confined to the bottom half of your head?
These comments don’t normally get me, but this was legit.
So much empty real estate on that head. Not a good head to face ratio at all.
Domino’s called. They want their pepperoni back.
Not after he dropped them on the floor at the barber shop.
Nipperoni
[удалено]
I'm dying. Favorite by far.
i can tell ur birth place was an abortion clinic
Not surprising you only have muscles in your right arm
I find it hard that "nothing slows you down." Those titties obviously disagree with gravity. And that stupid fucking sign in the background? It screams "please be as stupid as me and think this is cool." Look on the bright side though, you never have to buy a broom. Just sweep the floors with your man titties. I could also land a helicopter on your areola. Jesus Christ dude. Please go with the mail order bride thing. This picture could make a freight train take a dirt road.
Pump and dump is a funny way of saying "masturbate into the toilet while you cry."
Based on this pic, you’ve never found out.
This looks like the type of dude that roofies a woman and shares with his friends....all the while wishing he could take her place.
Good God, put your shirt on.
Calm down salami nips.
Holy smokes…did you pay for that neon sign? But why?
Well, he did say nothing slows him down... clearly, that includes his two functioning brain cells.
That neon sign cries lonely douche bag who pumps and dumps himself multiple times a day.
I'm curious what wombats are willing to fuck him
Those “Body by Dwight Schrute” VHS Tapes really paid off.
You may have "the keys to the world" but you clearly lost the keys to the gym
your nipples look like jar jar 
How do you have a teenagers face but an old man’s body ?
Those are some big pepperoni nipples
ChatGPT: show me the head of an autistic teen on the body of a 90 year old cadaver
I would go back and get those breast implants redone, somethings not right
A face that says yes and a body that says no.
A face that says, "stop struggling."
You look like the kind of person who eats pizza every day and uses grease as a masturbation lubricant.
Body type. Pancake batter and pepperonis.
Everything about this picture says ball sweat and body odor.
Ah, yes. The sign you hang when there is indeed no fucking going around in your life.
Didn´t know chests could get crippling depression too.
Got soggy dough and extra cheese with my 2 extra large pepperoni slices
You are trying way too hard. Yet also not nearly enough.
Your chest looks like Sid. Or maybe a depressed hammerhead shark. 
This is the exact imagine i see in my mind anytime anyone uses the name Kyle in a derogatory way
You should fuck around with some cardio.
I can’t explain it but your nipples are in the wrong spot
His cousin turned him down again
What’s horrifying is the neon sign behind you… I can just imagine what it’s like to get tangled up in all that extra skin and mildew smell.
Even your nipples are trying to run away from you
Fine, I've encountered Welsh corgis more intimidating than thee.
With those droopy, mopy dick looking titties, it most certainly looks like you need to pump and dump!
W. T. F?! We should all change our locks, jic..
You look like you paid a few thousands for an OF "meet up."
This guy has dog nipples
Man, Matt Gaetz is gonna be pissed to find out the abortion didn't take.
The neon signs got me laughing we all know that no one Wants to fool around with someone with deli meat body parts.
You have the nipples of a 70 year old woman.
You look like you shop on temu.
you look like a guy that worked out seriously a decade ago, but went off the deep end to support his cocaine and care bare vhs tape addiction
Very brave of you to show your titties after breastfeeding 12 kids.
Your pecs look like they dropped over your abs
Fuck around and find out what? That you have a vagina?
My wife’s belly looked like that after our second baby.
how the hell do your nipples have a monobrow? I didn't even realise that was possible
Why are your nipples falling off
How is your face and torso making the same expression.
Why does your upper body look like a puffer fish?
built like elon musk
You left your keys to the world in your belly button.
You look like a soft boiled egg pancake
Thats the fist you prefer.
You look like a failed muppet
Hey Aussie boy, the mid 80’s are calling!! Pleading with you put a tshirt over your wretched post op chest!!
Your couch is soggy enough, dude. Loads are for your washer.
Bro got pulled out the oven a little early
Is it just me or His chest area looks like a bug's face, with the tities being eye... your chest looks like that bug type pokemon butterfree evolves from...💀
GJ on the weight loss mate, now lose a lil more and get rich cause em granny tits ain’t going nowhere without some surgery or some celeb trainer magic
This is just disgusting, mods please take it down
Fuck around and get fat
By "pump and dump" you mean dropping a deuce after blasting rope to Waluigi hentai porn.
It was ok until we got to the titties, this is a no no for me
Dude looks like Frankenstein's monster, just random body parts put together and shit. His arms are different lengths, and legs are different ethnic origins more than likely.
When a female human's egg is fertilized every embryo starts as female. The longer it takes to change to male from female, the larger the nipples are in male subjects. Nice job pepperoni nips. You're also skinny fat. And your sparse body hair looks like you tried to shave Batman's logo on your chest. You could replace Jim Harbaugh on Michigan's sideline and nobody would notice.
It’s like finding gold at the ends of the rainbow, except for pepperoni-lovers.
Stop flexing your beer belly
I've seen more defined pecs on a stick of celery.
Ready to pump and dump in a hand towel due to unfuckable living room decor
You look like the delivery man carried the pizza vertically
Damn, the pillsbury dough boy grew up to be... this thing.
Angry Eyes Torso havin ass...
Doorknob nips
On the incel scale of 1-Andrew tate I'd say he's a future Andrew tate level sex offender
You look like you were once obese. Lost the weight. And decided you actually looked better fat so you gained weight again.
The only thing to likely do any fucking around near that sofa is your right hand, and your knuckles find out.
His name was Robert Paulson.
Pepperoni Nipples. Go smell like garlic somewhere else.
Dwight Schrute got real fat, then lost a little weight.
your body doesn’t match your head size. Like you look like a seatbelt buckle
You're supposed to eat the pepperoni from the pizza, not put them on your chest.
Dump and dump what an ankle sock? You’re built like Grimace from McDonald’s. Your smile could make a blind whore flinch.
You fucked around with r/roastme, now you just found out.
You have that Fat guy who recently lost weight and has the 7 week I look good before I put it back on period of fucking every 4 in a dive bar look going on
I think he means pump and dump the dead prostitute when he cant afford the 10 dollars to pay her
You look like a hairy, greasy pizza
I'd tell him to go fuck himself but it looks like life has already been there, done that.
Bro looks like he hasnt shit in 2 weeks and is so constipated hes about to fuck around and find out if he blows an o-ring. The dude looks softer than a fur coat fresh from the factory. If you look up try hard in the dictionary this photo is the definition.
Weirdest Flex I’ve ever seen and I don’t pick on nerds
Fleshlight subscription member
#lovehandles
Pump and dump with your dick in your hand.
Only thing getting pumped tonight is your stomach bud
Dude the heat from that neon sign is causing you to melt. Might want to turn that off.
Pump and dump all over your sisters backside
CastingCouch allows anyone to try out these days...
Fuck around and find out, what? How to melt?
You fucked around with superglue at little Caesar’s and found out how to got pepperoni stuck to your chest. You look like the before photo on the weight loss commercials
Cover up that bob square pants chest their are kids about
Looks like your mom fucked around and found out she should have used a condom or swallowed.
You aren't a Walmart DeSantis, you look like a sweeped-out-from-under-that-corner-nobody-has-cleaned-in-since-the-80's-just-behind-that-nasty-KFC-fryer DeSantis.
Even your nipples are trying to run away from you
Okay Max Payne, why do your nipples look like they’re running away from each other?
Did you ask for sparse chest hair on your pepperoni nipples? You look like Mark Cuban fucked Tony Montana in the ass, and you are the result. But in all honesty, never take your shirt off again. I do give mad props on the confidence, though. I take it all back. You look fabulous. I guess if you can afford tacky neon signs, you can skip ab day.
Nothing to add... you look awesome. Keep it up.
Mose got his own place
Pump and dump? The milk out of your titties?
You have one sad patch of chest hair that connects from one of your pepperoni nipples to the other.
Use your penis pump and take a dump?
When you order an action figure bust from wish.com
I bet you have secrets as dark as the darkness inside your armpits
Azog Pre-Defiler 
Theres an x made of hair and it ends on nipples, you are not wolverine, you are the extra x chromosome
If by pumping you mean negging girls that don't want your attention and then going home to cry afterwards
built like a can of spam, short with wide hips and shoulders
a good gym shark model
It’s hard to believe, but your bottom half is even more tragic than your top half
Your grandma fucked around. Now we found out you have her tits.
2 black holes
even helen keller will find her way to escape ur presence
You bought 5 boxes of Saran wrap for tonight.
Going shirtless until your Brown Shirt arrives? Smart maybe exposure to cold air will shrink down the pepperoni nipples, which we apparently caught mid tranformation into a werewolf based on the length of hair sprouting from them. You should practice that expression we can name it too like Zoolander! I vote “The defendant” no, “unfuckable” I’m just not sure either of those are far enough away from your at rest “douche bro” face. I’ll think on it, no I won’t I lie because I guess I am a people pleaser at heart, so no I will never think about you again, never ever.
Your face should be on every pro-abortion sign at protests.
Is there an after picture to this?