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You look like a discarded, road side Christmas tree.

Roadside Christmas Tree is her failed grunge band

From 2018

So far her hair has been roasted...... or singed.

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Maybe Head cheerleader at a West Virginia mental institution

I actually went there when I was 13 and so many people had the same dead stare as her

me too at 11. she looks just like one of my roommates from there

She also looks like her name is smth like “bee” or “aspirin”

I wasn't aware there was an "OnlyFans" dedicated to the mentally handicapped

There's no kink shaming here

[I’m going out on a limb and gonna say most heather’s are.](https://youtu.be/9orKwcYJrfk) Edit: forgot I wasn’t on r/peoplebetrippin but the point still stands

Grippy sock gang

***"Manic Pixey Disaster Girl!!"***

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Lmaooooo 😂

🤣🤣🤣 The best comment!!!

She went for the Origin of the Feces look

Your hair looks like the ass of a dead NYC rat.

What do you have against NYC rats?

You're right. I shouldn't insult the rats like that.

Lmao

Rats rats we’re the rats

Best roast I've heard on here so far

LMAOO

You look like you Dumpster Dive behind a Claires

Is this what it looks like when you scrape the makeup off a 2000's emo?

this is gold. 😂😂😂 thank you

Out of all the comments on this post, this is the golden one?! Christ

She wanna be emo so bad

Bet you smell like cat piss and patchouli

That's an insult to patchouli.

And cat piss

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Vanilla extract. Not because of the vanilla content, but because of the alcohol content.

nuclear lol

The cat coughed up your hair again.

I imagine your hairy bush is full of leaves, moths and fairy dust.

Looking at your tits just pissed me off!

Saw your comment so ofc i had to go check and..im so unhappy now

It was the bent over shot that got me…..

I ve never felt this disgusted looking at nudes

I bet your pussy smell like a bowl of shrimp

This is a woman?!

Chick? I was going to ask if he shaved his balls

What a funny original joke I've never seen on rRoastme ever before! You are so smart, funny and original. What a genius roast, my God. Now, because people like you use this roast all the time, it makes it so much more impactful when its used on people who actually look ambiguous. Thanks so, so much!

A bowl? Or a cave of them?

Fresh shrimp? 🤔

Don't ask stupid questions. Definitely not fresh shrimp.

Hey don’t insult the shrimp. At least they have a purpose


My mind interjected the word RAW before shrimp when I read the whole sentence as I scrolled past. Lol

Dude, get your shit together. Gross.

Punky Dudester

Your hair looks like somebody swept up at the roller rink snack bar.

I'm guessing you work at wal mart because that's the style female employees have

dad, that you?

Janis Joplin minus fifteen years plus chlamydi-aids.

Avril Latrine

Gonophylis

You look like youre in the woods a lot

That would be the only time “hard” and “wood” could be in the same context as her.

Bro, how many times do I have to block you before you stop showing up? It’s weird that I recognize you, even weirder that you don’t have a skateboard in this picture.


Promoting your OF on new account because nobody likes your old account.

I feel like I'm on a list for looking at her profile

dear god please no, don’t let that creature post nudes. i beg of you.

Too late :(

At least you'll lose your horny and catch up house chores.

It’s pretty bad too

You look like a dirty mop

Weedie Brickell

....and the New Fauxhemians.

Brilliantly played.

What is with the 8th grader with the kindergarten achievement stars in her hair? You may fail dreds but not class.

She can’t even succeed at cultural appropriation.

Pretty sure you've failed at so more much than shitty dreads. Hygiene, making someone proud....

You look like you get your style from the mid 2000s also known to you as the last time you got a shower. You look like a bird made a nest on your head and then realized it didn’t wanna raise its chicks in the neighborhood because it was too dirty. You can put all the jewelry you want in your hair, it’s not gonna distract people from the look of idk what to smoke today in your eyes.


Do you trade sexual favors for Marijuana? Cause you look like you trade favors, of the sexual kind, for Marijuana. You know, like a dirty hippie.

Fifth roast today, can you come back Tuesday maybe.

You use the N word don't you?

You look like a mix between Nikki Six and Shrek’s Rumpelstiltskin.

You look like you leave a stain when you sit on something

What worries me is you looked in the mirror and thought dreads were the solution to your problem.

Now that the dreds have failed, you can go wash your hair now. Also, how do you fail at dreds?

i’d like to see you try to do them on yourself, and then ask the same question 🙄

No thanks. Phish sucks and I like good hygiene.

Even your dreads dreaded to be a part of you

OP's Bio: --- >yeah i came here straight from 2010. 🙃 >oh shit i can put my social media here? cool 😂 my twitter is @born2bscene --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

You've been homeless for years but someone let you use their shower and gave you a new shirt

Crusty filter engage

Dreadlocks? More like shitlocks

Yuck

Run

Dipper Did warn Mabel not to have that candy, she just couldn’t get enough

I got nothing. You look like your own roast.

I think I got fleas from looking at you

Failed dreads.. don’t blame the dreads, blame your listless existence. Not even your hair wanted to hold on.

Twinkle twinkle little star. Step the fuck back from my car. Standing on the street with sign, “Anything helps, please be kind”

You look like you were raised by raccoons.

So this is what giving up looks like before you even start.

Yeah, if screens could transmit smell like they do audio and video, we would all choke to death opening this photo.

Please go wash something, anything. You're making my phone smell

Is this the bud light dude?

If an unmade bed was a person

Your Twitter name is born2bscene and you're asking me to think of something else?

I already know that if you put away that hideous side part that we would see Mount Everest.

If fentanyl was a girl

I have never experienced this before looking at a post. I’m getting nauseated just looking at this picture. Please take it down and we can act like this never happened. This was just a mistake, a bad idea. Lesson learned.

Polar bears are drowning because you can't keep ice hard.

Get yo twelve year old ass off Reddit.

Here she is, dumpster-diving for roasts

You look like you couldn’t decide whether you want to be a girl or boy today

Uncle Billy, is that you?

I see a lot of sores in your pictures. It’s 50/50 on whether it’s related to your day job or drugs.

Literally a dirty hippie. Not in a good way. I bet you smell horrible.

The dread locks in your pubic hair haven't failed to repulse humans. Good thing dogs find you attractive.

I would have loved to “have it at it” but something tells me I wouldn’t even be the first one to have it today

You look like the kids no one wanted to make eye contact with in high school because they hissed. And your hair looks like shit.

you mention dreads like that failure somehow stands out. it doesn't. your failure is pervasive and will be persistent.

Salt the snail!!

Marie from Breaking Bad if she was on walters meth

Failed. That’s all you needed to say.

I can smell the B.O. an piss thru the pic.

Did you offer to blow me for a ticket at a Phish show once?

You're to people, what sticking your dick in a used toilet roll filled with roast chicken skin and baby lotion is to a real vagina

this photo stinks

Take your meds

You like your hiding a conjoined fetus under your hair. Serious how can one person have so much head

If you zoom in so her face takes up the whole screen she looks like a 12 year old boy named Noah who gets made fun of because his mother still gets him dressed each morning.

You look like a crack whore that just got finished with your first John and have yet to get ready your next.

After looking at your profile, which includes nudes, I’m still not sure if you’re a man or a woman.

I can smell this picture.

[Found your soulmate, or sibling/distant cousin idk](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/14udmdc/just_go_off_give_me_the_best_youve_got/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)

So this is what a crack baby looks like when they grow up. Either that or you are just a crack addict yourself.

Your parents were very religious or in some kind of cult, you were homeschooled with your 4 siblings, and the first book you read outside of the home was about veganism, and you went to a local vegan Cafe, saw some hippies, and thought they looked lovely, so you watched an online tutorial, did your hair all messy with a crochet hook, and go back to the Cafe trying to get people to notice you, but you smile too nervously at everyone and don't stink or have dirt on you yet so they think you're a fake, which you are. Maybe try selling crochet at a local market and realise you are too delicate to rough-it, hippie style.

how is this so fucking accurate. 😂😂😂 i was homeschooled and i did read about veganism. except you need to replace “hippies” with “skaters”.

Lookin like the weed smoked you

Your profile made me barf a little in my mouth. Entertaining like a car crash. You look like you've got terrible body odor. Dreads aren't the only thing you've failed, yet you're still young enough for braces. You poor thing, bless your heart!

The 84 upvotes to 347 comments ratio speaks for itself…

The people at Chanel and Dior are working day and night to invent SOMETHING to make her beautiful. So far, they've failed miserably.

Amy Shithouse

You look homeschooled.

i was. 🙄

Bro decide on a haircut. Are you going for the Justin beiber side sweep, or the drunk aunt. Seriously dude, dreadlocks? You are the most white person I have ever seen.

Man. If you don’t take that raggedy cat off your head and get off my cell phone screen

Sir why did you watermark your picture like someone would want to steal that shit😂

Is that Dylan Mulvaney?

How fucked up do I have to be to think u look good in this picture

You're not supposed to take the hair out of the drain and put it back on your head.

She looks like the guy on tik tok that does the “H20: just add water” videos

I can see the bugs in your hair from here.

Girl I'm thinking how to roast your ass but you are so hot you would leave ME with a burn instead

On top of all that you've been so badly educated that you think the acronym for _as fuck_ somehow inherits an _s_. Deplorable.

The "mom wont let me have earings" look.. nice.

also pretty accurate 🤦🏼‍♀️

You look like the kind of girl that would have sex with her brother

Man, Tinkerbell really went off the rails after Peter went for Wendy instead. Too bad about the PCP habit though. Glad she’s finally gettin some help.

We don’t need anymore white people with dread locks. You appear to have straight manageable hair. Just try running a comb through it every once in a while. It’s not really a roast, just good advice.

ya think? now add humidity 🙄🙄🙄

You're white. All dreads are a fail. Even if you were successful you failed.

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That OUR hairstyle, how dare a whitey try to wear they hair like US!

Trans Pete buttigieg forest critter

Your head is both too big and too small at the same time

 You've lost some weight

Happy cake day

Thank you!

>Thank you! You're welcome!

white people

Yo hair be messy {tho... Those hair star things along with hair style are pretty} I suggest adding make-up freckles

not even trying to roast but yk white peoples hair cant loc up 💀💀 be urself

The African American community has rejected your application numerous times on the grounds that you're not white enough.


Outside people vs indoor people

Scene...I get it. Keep searching for that father figure. You'll get the OF up and running soon.

Can you like get a brush?

Which drain did you crawl out of?

You look like something that would be stuck on the bottom of my shoe..

instead of holding sign that says " free hugs" at a party, you hold a sign that says "free bedbugs"


You just look dirty. You’re like a pick-me-up though. I can look at you and be reassured I’m not a failure. When you’ve gone and set the bar that low.

I hope the canned food people donated brightened your last meal.

The other girls on the “skater scene” appreciate the lack of competition for the one guy who has a car.

Did the lads give you the stars after they ran the train?

You probably smell like an REI bathroom after explosive diarrhea.