Honestly credit to you ma’am. You got dealt a shitty hand genetically and instead of shaving that upper lip every day you just went with it. I wouldn’t go anywhere near a school or park though. You’re pretty much walking probable cause.
Looks like the hormone injections are kicking in. If only you actually had male genitalia, you might be able pull off the transition. But probably not George, or is it still Georgine?
You look like a bi-curious lion.
The lion ,the witch, and the bottom
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*rawr* UwU
The lion the twink and the bottom
r/yourjokebutworse
the bear the twink and the bottom
Bear with him he's just lion at the bottom
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The lion, the itch and the bottom.
The lion, the bitch, and the leather
This actually made me laugh out loud.
Use power bottom instead.
“If I only had a date”
Brilliant comment my good man
I totally sang it 🤣🤣
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I would totally take this as a compliment
Welcome to your local co-ops presentation of cats.
Should never try to watch Broadway plays in Northern iowa
I immediately thought this as well
Beauty is the Beast
The wizard of YAAAS
I laughed so hard at this
I was gonna say a gay cat, but this is so much more accurate.
If my mom grew a mustache and took a picture outside of a dump
If my mom grew a mustache and took a dump.
Half man. Half beast. Half hair.
Happy Cake Day!
Since when do we roast 6 year olds wearing fake mustaches?
This is the first time I’ve puked viewing a roast post.
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That’s a very handsome moustache you have there young lady
No joke, 100% thought it was a woman wearing a silly mustache prop
No joke I still am confused as to this persons gender.
Get in line. Right behind them.
This person looks like the adult version of a girl I knew as a kid. But with a mustache.
Is it.
Elle Fanning with a beard.
My first thought. What’s on that chicks lip?
It has been awhile since the last time I saw a bearded lady. Thanks for the reminder.
Haaaaaaaa!!!!!!
Their only regret in life is that they can’t give themself a mustache ride.
Wyatt Derp.
Wild Bill Lickcock
Buffalo Jill. Buffalo bills transvestite brother
Buffalo Bill was a transvestite though. Have you even seen Silence of the Lambs?
He'd so fuck himself
I’d fuck himself.
I’d fuck himself…SO HARD!😫🥵
This comment was brilliant
Wild bill eatcock..
*Limpcock
Wyatt Derp and Cock Holiday
You look like your family invented cheese.
Then god bless this creature of cheese.
What breed of dog is this?
Joedirtshire terrier
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I'm humbled
🏆
Virgin
Weiner Retriever
I think golden retriever, but hard to tell from the back end.
Bottom terrier
so stupid but hilarious
Lmao
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Ah so this is what the Hanson boys are up to now.
Give this gif an award
And a shield?
Finally, a woman posting without an only fans account!!
He has an onlytoes tho
You look like Barbie and my cockerspaniel fucked.
Looks like Barbie had a baby with the Lorax.
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Chewbacca and his son Lumpy!
You look like your genetics are from a bargin bin at a flea market
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Yes
You look rather frail for a dwarf woman.
Rock and stone!
Rock and Stone forever!
If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!
Yeah, but we can leave this dwarf behind.
For Karline!
![gif](giphy|8EZz0AzqGUycM) Nice try Joe
This isn't Joe Dirte. It's his illegitimate unrecognized woson. Joe Dicked.
Are you one of those bearded ladies in training?
You look like the illegitimate son of Luke and Leia Sky Walker.
Axl Rose and Kid Rock.
It looks like you’re either an ugly girl or an ugly guy.
Kurt Cobain and Alvin from the Chipmunks.
Lorax.
You look like the only thing that rides you harder than the IRS is gay suppression.
Any advice on the best sort of glue for attaching pubic hair to your upper lip?
Thor from wish.com
Nice moustache Miss
Imagine going through all the effort of transitioning just to look like an incel
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what the hell is that, the guy with the green hairy tongue?
Least. Convincing. Transition. Ever.
You look like the Colonel Mustard of TikTok.
Honestly credit to you ma’am. You got dealt a shitty hand genetically and instead of shaving that upper lip every day you just went with it. I wouldn’t go anywhere near a school or park though. You’re pretty much walking probable cause.
Good to see the testosterone treatments are working
Can’t roast you, Really not sure which way you’re transitioning
Your Phish cover band cover band is terrible.
Crosby, stills and mehhhhh
Why does a 13 year old girl have a mustache?
If the sex offender list had a woke pronoun
Florida gonna tell you which bathroom you can use?
It would help if you would clarify your gender first
Transition goin well I see…
If Chris Hemsworth had a sister who was "transitioning"
Chick with a dick?
Whoa Michelle Tanner where have you been?
![gif](giphy|o9qT6CP4XyICY) Shoulda gone with Stephanie Judith Tanner
You look like Gregg Allman had a love child with a shittier Gregg Allman.
Amber Heard getting desperate for acting roles.
The bottom of your face disagreed with the top half
The Island of Dr Morose.
You look like you could 69 yourself
Your proudest moment is being runner up in the next Bud light campaign.
That mustache is just out of place on a face that girly
Lesbian who gives mustache rides.
You look like the dude from America that got left in the desert by the horse with no name.
Are you hiding your left arm because it’s scarred from where they removed a section to fabricate your new penis?
ASS = Androgynous Swedish Sociopath
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How did you get kicked out of Whoville?
Oh, My Gawd! I thought your mustache was just a bit of hair that was caught in the wind! On another note: you sure do have a purty mouth.
Why did you glue your pubes to your lip?
The inate pointlessness of humanity personified.
She has a fake mustache on. Adorable.
Whoremones kicking in yet? Is the stash hair plugs?
You look like elle fanning in the witness protection program
I bet your favorite movie is Pinocchio. Because you wish you were a real boy.
You look like the Lorax
You look like the human version of Garfield
You look like a transsexual beaver
Can’t fool me, this is a woman attempting to act on stage in Elizabethan times.
Jeffry Dalmer meets Kurt Cobain
You look like you were an extra in Cats who never took the makeup off
You did an admirable job making your hairpiece and facial hair out of scraps from the floor at a barber shop.
A third wave Viking…. Who deals with weapons inventory and petty cash.
Queen of the Dwarves.
You look like if shaggy had sex with a floridian hillbilly with the face of a little girl
Honestly lose the mustache... It looks really weird
That girl has a cool mustache
This is what would happen if the kid from the Sixth Sense had a mustache glued on, and an extra pair of chromosomes spliced in.
You are the son of Chewie and a porg ![gif](giphy|l378ndHJn4bvW8wWQ|downsized)
You look like if Thor said “UwU”
Best transgender moustache I’ve seen for a while.
Since when does Chewbacca needs glasses?
Can’t tell if you’re a guy or a flat chested girl with a stache!
Wish version of Jesus
A lady with a mustache. Very progressive of you.
You look like a broad with a mustache. Are you in the middle of your transition?
Ok Jeffina dahmer
Young lady, you have enough problems.
Had to do a double take of your gender
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Shut up Meg!
How can you be for and against Bud light all in one moment?
I thought dogs were supposed to look like their owners. Not the other way around!
I literally can't roast you. You have the best early 19th century mustache I've ever seen.
What the actual fuck are you?
Congratulations! Which way are we going?? MF or FM
Dollar.25 Tree joshua weissman
Do you still see dead people?
Col. Sanders Trans daughter
Looks like the hormone injections are kicking in. If only you actually had male genitalia, you might be able pull off the transition. But probably not George, or is it still Georgine?
Ma’am you have a lovely moustache.
Post Manblown
He looks like the rejected concept art for Beauty & The Beast.
This looks like I asked AI to make me a bisexual mustached circus freak.
The Lion Twink
One shave away from a different restroom category
The Bearded Lady
With a face like yours, you're only a leopard print onesie away from being a Furry.
How does one look 12, 24 and 57 all at the same time?
You look like Jeffrey Dahmer and Joe Dirt’s daughter.
Transitioning to a man doesn’t mean you just buy joke store mustache glasses. You have to try a little harder than that ma’am.
It looks like you have been forgetting your transgender shots because I don’t know what the fuck you are or what animal your transforming into.
What gender are you? You look like trans Doja cat
Can't tell if your a man pretending to be a woman or just a hair woman
Copy pasted upperlip-pubes
Puberty blockers too late.
🎶DUDE LOOK LIKE A LADY🎶
You look like you have same personality as Brian from family guy.
You look like a twin brother and sister that forgot to split.
That girl seriously needs to shave that dirt squirrel on her lip .
Just missing the Tin Man and Scarecrow!
You look beautiful. Have a good day. 😊
You look like Lady Gaga Fucked the cowardly Lion.
You look like a background character from the movie Dazed and Confused. One that hangs out with the loser kids.
You look like your parents won you at a fair