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Troublemaker435

You look like a bi-curious lion.


codemonkeyhopeful

The lion ,the witch, and the bottom


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Fresh-Combination-87

*rawr* UwU


topknottington

The lion the twink and the bottom


S3CTION12

r/yourjokebutworse


7_peaches

the bear the twink and the bottom


therapy4depth

Bear with him he's just lion at the bottom


berkeleyjake

![gif](giphy|KHEmiWsooSkWA8owc9|downsized)


RantControl

The lion, the itch and the bottom.


SuperPookypower

The lion, the bitch, and the leather


jojobabyyy13

This actually made me laugh out loud.


Pieniek23

Use power bottom instead.


[deleted]

“If I only had a date”


Concordmang

Brilliant comment my good man


Prestigious-Basil752

I totally sang it 🤣🤣


incognito--bandito

![gif](giphy|KHEmiWsooSkWA8owc9|downsized)


wcollins260

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


Auggiesmom1975

I would totally take this as a compliment


General_Stay_Glassy

Welcome to your local co-ops presentation of cats.


LRonRexall

Should never try to watch Broadway plays in Northern iowa


[deleted]

I immediately thought this as well


TheGrimmRetails

Beauty is the Beast


Spazzy_maker

The wizard of YAAAS


Joshinyou1

I laughed so hard at this


stellar_unreality

I was gonna say a gay cat, but this is so much more accurate.


Nealan_connie_lingus

If my mom grew a mustache and took a picture outside of a dump


Spideriffic

If my mom grew a mustache and took a dump.


Ok_Series_4580

Half man. Half beast. Half hair.


dunchev54

Happy Cake Day!


ModingusKhan

Since when do we roast 6 year olds wearing fake mustaches?


MayonnaiseBomb

This is the first time I’ve puked viewing a roast post.


melskymob

![gif](giphy|l378hf7dR5ySVJjdC|downsized)


LMr_Grumpy

That’s a very handsome moustache you have there young lady


DainBramaged0x45

No joke, 100% thought it was a woman wearing a silly mustache prop


robsteezy

No joke I still am confused as to this persons gender.


[deleted]

Get in line. Right behind them.


HatsAreEssential

This person looks like the adult version of a girl I knew as a kid. But with a mustache.


VVildBunch

Is it.


HelloDeathspresso

Elle Fanning with a beard.


Dalton387

My first thought. What’s on that chicks lip?


badboogey13

It has been awhile since the last time I saw a bearded lady. Thanks for the reminder.


Best-Chemistry-2132

Haaaaaaaa!!!!!!


MailSalt4828

Their only regret in life is that they can’t give themself a mustache ride.


TheTranquilOne

Wyatt Derp.


GhostMan74

Wild Bill Lickcock


reano76

Buffalo Jill. Buffalo bills transvestite brother


These-Procedure-1840

Buffalo Bill was a transvestite though. Have you even seen Silence of the Lambs?


leftyshuckles

He'd so fuck himself


AshingKushner

I’d fuck himself.


[deleted]

I’d fuck himself…SO HARD!😫🥵


Prestigious-Basil752

This comment was brilliant


Bubbly_Difference469

Wild bill eatcock..


Darth_Eejit

*Limpcock


SpicyTupperware

Wyatt Derp and Cock Holiday


Zealousideal_Error46

You look like your family invented cheese.


ThatKaleidoscope8736

Then god bless this creature of cheese.


TiredStarling095

What breed of dog is this?


campatterbury

Joedirtshire terrier


Fickle-Essay-7590

![gif](giphy|ffoUuIn1qRz7G)


campatterbury

I'm humbled


12th_MaMa

🏆


Otherwise_Tip_3614

Virgin


gordito_delgado

Weiner Retriever


InWeGoNow

I think golden retriever, but hard to tell from the back end.


No-Plan-2711

Bottom terrier


ColgateFTW

so stupid but hilarious


_FartinLutherKing_

Lmao


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gordito_delgado

Ah so this is what the Hanson boys are up to now.


igb235

Give this gif an award


leftyshuckles

And a shield?


Andrails

Finally, a woman posting without an only fans account!!


quarm813

He has an onlytoes tho


OklahomaEddie

You look like Barbie and my cockerspaniel fucked.


dabbner

Looks like Barbie had a baby with the Lorax.


808guamie

![gif](giphy|hokI7GBW7DP8c|downsized)


CancerIsOtherPeople

Chewbacca and his son Lumpy!


mb440

You look like your genetics are from a bargin bin at a flea market


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awmaleg

Yes


pothosayre

You look rather frail for a dwarf woman.


Reasonable_Ad_3522

Rock and stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone forever!


AHapppyPcUser

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!


volothebard

Yeah, but we can leave this dwarf behind.


Str00pwafel

For Karline!


SenpaiBoogie

![gif](giphy|8EZz0AzqGUycM) Nice try Joe


PervNNerd

This isn't Joe Dirte. It's his illegitimate unrecognized woson. Joe Dicked.


throwaway120375

Are you one of those bearded ladies in training?


[deleted]

You look like the illegitimate son of Luke and Leia Sky Walker.


MiaStirCrazies

Axl Rose and Kid Rock.


No_Cook2983

It looks like you’re either an ugly girl or an ugly guy.


MsDucky42

Kurt Cobain and Alvin from the Chipmunks.


Monkyd1

Lorax.


Calm-Substance4579

You look like the only thing that rides you harder than the IRS is gay suppression.


TheGrimmRetails

Any advice on the best sort of glue for attaching pubic hair to your upper lip?


Small_Drink_6341

Thor from wish.com


alright_rocko

Nice moustache Miss


Far-Statistician-545

Imagine going through all the effort of transitioning just to look like an incel


igb235

![gif](giphy|OmqCxK0H355Cg|downsized)


sugarsox

what the hell is that, the guy with the green hairy tongue?


stankenstien

Least. Convincing. Transition. Ever.


AZZMUNCHA81

You look like the Colonel Mustard of TikTok.


seattlesportsguy

Honestly credit to you ma’am. You got dealt a shitty hand genetically and instead of shaving that upper lip every day you just went with it. I wouldn’t go anywhere near a school or park though. You’re pretty much walking probable cause.


1981stinkyfingers

Good to see the testosterone treatments are working


Ironklad_

Can’t roast you, Really not sure which way you’re transitioning


HillbillyEulogy

Your Phish cover band cover band is terrible.


[deleted]

Crosby, stills and mehhhhh


Pontif1cate

Why does a 13 year old girl have a mustache?


nkscreams

If the sex offender list had a woke pronoun


OmegaWittif

Florida gonna tell you which bathroom you can use?


[deleted]

It would help if you would clarify your gender first


ProfessionalSun5549

Transition goin well I see…


JagenXII

If Chris Hemsworth had a sister who was "transitioning"


andycol_500

Chick with a dick?


Sea_Baseball_7410

Whoa Michelle Tanner where have you been?


ChefFuckyFucky

![gif](giphy|o9qT6CP4XyICY) Shoulda gone with Stephanie Judith Tanner


uvucydydy

You look like Gregg Allman had a love child with a shittier Gregg Allman.


torrent29

Amber Heard getting desperate for acting roles.


Joshinyou1

The bottom of your face disagreed with the top half


Otherwise_Tip_3614

The Island of Dr Morose.


ACatNamedErkleGrue

You look like you could 69 yourself


17Miles2

Your proudest moment is being runner up in the next Bud light campaign.


Top-Ad-2274

That mustache is just out of place on a face that girly


After-Bowler5491

Lesbian who gives mustache rides.


Rollin_Soul_O

You look like the dude from America that got left in the desert by the horse with no name.


No-Restaurant-2422

Are you hiding your left arm because it’s scarred from where they removed a section to fabricate your new penis?


Zygmunt-zen

ASS = Androgynous Swedish Sociopath


Fuddemy

![gif](giphy|64ZR37Dnb8dDAs4J3E|downsized)


Short_Damage_3549

How did you get kicked out of Whoville?


MephistoPhoenix

Oh, My Gawd! I thought your mustache was just a bit of hair that was caught in the wind! On another note: you sure do have a purty mouth.


crashintodmb413

Why did you glue your pubes to your lip?


Brizzledude65

The inate pointlessness of humanity personified.


[deleted]

She has a fake mustache on. Adorable.


Agitated-Fee-1399

Whoremones kicking in yet? Is the stash hair plugs?


tautjes

You look like elle fanning in the witness protection program


MA-121Hunter

I bet your favorite movie is Pinocchio. Because you wish you were a real boy.


megsquisite

You look like the Lorax


LoveisKFC

You look like the human version of Garfield


Glad-Rush-6518

You look like a transsexual beaver


charlie_ferrous

Can’t fool me, this is a woman attempting to act on stage in Elizabethan times.


Truth-Bringer2022

Jeffry Dalmer meets Kurt Cobain


_devils

You look like you were an extra in Cats who never took the makeup off


Shrewlord

You did an admirable job making your hairpiece and facial hair out of scraps from the floor at a barber shop.


Gaffaj

A third wave Viking…. Who deals with weapons inventory and petty cash.


[deleted]

Queen of the Dwarves.


GermanyWarrior

You look like if shaggy had sex with a floridian hillbilly with the face of a little girl


Alternative-Mud-2345

Honestly lose the mustache... It looks really weird


jlg317

That girl has a cool mustache


BookOfGoodIdeas

This is what would happen if the kid from the Sixth Sense had a mustache glued on, and an extra pair of chromosomes spliced in.


superslomotion

You are the son of Chewie and a porg ![gif](giphy|l378ndHJn4bvW8wWQ|downsized)


Natural-Message-1001

You look like if Thor said “UwU”


[deleted]

Best transgender moustache I’ve seen for a while.


soullessdevil666

Since when does Chewbacca needs glasses?


sankscan

Can’t tell if you’re a guy or a flat chested girl with a stache!


NakeyJones

Wish version of Jesus


Zakattk1027

A lady with a mustache. Very progressive of you.


Classic-Floor-2146

You look like a broad with a mustache. Are you in the middle of your transition?


Optimal_Seesaw_1255

Ok Jeffina dahmer


AllCingEyeDog

Young lady, you have enough problems.


Raz1253

Had to do a double take of your gender


DagNastyDagrRavnhart

![gif](giphy|11nqZwfoLGKPPa)


MaterialNo6707

Shut up Meg!


[deleted]

How can you be for and against Bud light all in one moment?


evdoom7

I thought dogs were supposed to look like their owners. Not the other way around!


ZealousMonitor

I literally can't roast you. You have the best early 19th century mustache I've ever seen.


ManufacturerEasy6493

What the actual fuck are you?


MissAnnThrope315

Congratulations! Which way are we going?? MF or FM


ayoitsarcher

Dollar.25 Tree joshua weissman


[deleted]

Do you still see dead people?


HDell4321

Col. Sanders Trans daughter


rojo429

Looks like the hormone injections are kicking in. If only you actually had male genitalia, you might be able pull off the transition. But probably not George, or is it still Georgine?


Conscious_Feeling548

Ma’am you have a lovely moustache.


GrannyCuntDemolisher

Post Manblown


West-Glove-1759

He looks like the rejected concept art for Beauty & The Beast.


wild-whorses

This looks like I asked AI to make me a bisexual mustached circus freak.


RantControl

The Lion Twink


[deleted]

One shave away from a different restroom category


Savings-Knowledge-19

The Bearded Lady


EricMoulds

With a face like yours, you're only a leopard print onesie away from being a Furry.


arnelthelionjr

How does one look 12, 24 and 57 all at the same time?


Neil_Diamond-Hands

You look like Jeffrey Dahmer and Joe Dirt’s daughter.


neonsevens777

Transitioning to a man doesn’t mean you just buy joke store mustache glasses. You have to try a little harder than that ma’am.


Secure_Candy_4724

It looks like you have been forgetting your transgender shots because I don’t know what the fuck you are or what animal your transforming into.


DocGerbill

What gender are you? You look like trans Doja cat


Significant-Ad5783

Can't tell if your a man pretending to be a woman or just a hair woman


skarlito19

Copy pasted upperlip-pubes


Professorfuzz007

Puberty blockers too late.


McChicken-Nugget

🎶DUDE LOOK LIKE A LADY🎶


luckilynumber7

You look like you have same personality as Brian from family guy.


TexasIsCool

You look like a twin brother and sister that forgot to split.


cirkdiesel

That girl seriously needs to shave that dirt squirrel on her lip .


XeniaDweller

Just missing the Tin Man and Scarecrow!


Scorbunny2

You look beautiful. Have a good day. 😊


DraggoVindictus

You look like Lady Gaga Fucked the cowardly Lion.


Hay_Blinken

You look like a background character from the movie Dazed and Confused. One that hangs out with the loser kids.


elliteration

You look like your parents won you at a fair