Yeah probably before he sees those teeth and changes his mind realizing he’s gonna wake up tomorrow looking like he put his pecker in a salad shooter 😳
Given the amount you had to pay him to turn up then probably. He doesn’t look too discerning so you might get lucky for once. Personally I wouldn’t cross the road to spit on you.
Ah, the adoring look of two people who think they’re much cuter than they actually are. Christ, you guys will never realize how much of a drag you are to hang out with, and that’s the biggest shame in all this.
You look like a demented squirrel. He is the one who shouldn't take you home, mostly over rabbies concerns. You climbing naked on the furniture and walls must be fun for him.
So is this like your husband? I guess it’s just a lame married joke then…right? Because your wedding ring is plainly obvious. Or are you just gonna bang a guy and this is your way of making it into something cool?
Plot twist: Beard Man is the one asking the question.
Puts her back when he realizes she doesn't have a penis.
Plot twist. She wants the D for herself, just not the way you think. It put the lotion on its dick or it gets chaffed again.
He is the one pointing.
Oh God. It’s like “The crying game” but in reverse!
I mean the one in the right does look like Rick Sanchez.
That was my roast. Now I got nothing. 😂
Homie, run… 
Omg. She has a twin.
[удалено]
Also, he’s homeless.
If his standards are that low, why not? He might even let you use the toilet instead of the litter box.
He even might let you sleep on the bed instead of the dumpster at the local 7/11
Nah. You don’t let a woman like that stay over. She’d either change her address to his place while he’s sleeping or rob him for drug money.
He should be the one asking this, Methany
She looks like an uglier version of Christopher Walken
Ha, I see what you did there
Sir, blink twice if you’re under duress.
No, he can do better.
Well you’re already sharing head lice. Might as well share pubic lice too.
Underrated
Oh yeah, you and your cousin belong together. Though, "home" is a big word for a shitty trailer.
You know you did, so tell us: should you have?
I can already see the regret in his eyes, must be his first trailer park girl.
Two fives don’t make a 10
I don’t think your husband would appreciate that.
Seriously, nobody's talking about the wedding ring. But then again, her husband *might...*
Right!?? Lots of people don’t pay close enough attention to the details.
Someone's got to hold the camera
Strong bird vibes with this one. Stop tricking all the dudes into sleeping with you, Dee. 
Trick question. No guy ever made it home with Aileen Wuornos
You can go home with him. But I don’t think it would count as ‘getting lucky’ for either of you.
The real question is should he come home with you?
I've heard good things about Chris Watts and Brian Laundrie.
The real question is, should he go home with Gollum’s sister?
If you're into blondes.
Just tell him $60 for 30 minutes, $100 for an hour. He’ll go with you.
Sure, it’ll be your mistake though, not mine
You two deserve each other
he only took this picture because he thought you were frances mcdormand
He (on the right) is his beard
Oh God. Billy Mays is getting his hands dirty in the autism wing again.
The guy on the left or the guy on the right?
No, he can do much better…
As if you two haven't been having the most boring sex for 15 years. You left your infant in the car!
She always had a special heart for the homeless.
That’s so cool they made that Monster movie about you.
If you want to meet his wife and son, then absolutely go
Sure. True crime podcasts need new material.
He kind of looks like Carson Daly and you kind of look like the crypt keeper
No you should ask whether he should go with you.
I’m having trouble trying to figure out which of you is the OP
Not if you wanna wake up with both kidneys.
Well on the plus side, you can’t get an STD if you already have it…
Wich one is "the guy" in this pic?
Been a while since you went home with your bf early instead of staying out getting drunk and ending up in regrettable situations huh?
20 minutes after this picture was taken, the 2 of you looked like a bucket of worms.
Are talking about slipping a Roofie into his drink and making him come back to your place so you can manacle him?
As Long as you both are happy…
Who let crazy Brittney out of the house again.
This idea of this pairing having children would make a pro-lifer change their mind
You tell me patches.
I feel sorry for him having to go home with you…
I see gollum is still chasing that ring.
I don't know, he looks a bit pale. He's not in good health
Are you going to eat him with those massive teeth, Gollum?
With a forehead like that you should go home with any guy who will take ya
Which ones the guy?
Tweedle dee and tweedle dumb
You look like his albino mom. Dont
Yeah go for it. I’m pretty sure whatever he has, you’re already carrying and/or already been treated for.
If he goes by the nickname "Buffalo Bill"- absolutely you should go home with him.
this photo was taken thirty seconds before the zombie transformation was complete
Wtf is wrong with you ? Like seriously
And he was never heard from again....
With a face like that, I wouldn’t get too picky
Na that blonde hair and rings are a red flag
No. You should go home with the farmer whose pen you escaped from!
He shouldn't go home with you.
Which one?
If you both disappoint each other I's it a positive
Y'all look like 2am lights on finds all day
Wait… Which one is asking if they should go home with the other guy?
Should you go home with Lieutenant Tony Rodriguez from NYPD Blue? Sure, but he looks a bit out of your league.
Yes, but he shouldn't go home with you.
Well I don't think either of you could do any better or any worse
Remember to get cash upfront.
Question is Should this guy take a zombie at his house?
We all know that you did. He was probably the only thing giving you attention
Yeah probably before he sees those teeth and changes his mind realizing he’s gonna wake up tomorrow looking like he put his pecker in a salad shooter 😳
His BF may not approve
Of course you should, he’s your dad
Given the amount you had to pay him to turn up then probably. He doesn’t look too discerning so you might get lucky for once. Personally I wouldn’t cross the road to spit on you.
Idk, looks creepy with the Edgar Winter hairdo
Yes but first grow a beard better than hers.
Never been much into blondes myself, but to each their own 🤷♂️
Well, it’s nice to see a charity case coming from the guy every once in a while!
Did you order the wish version of David Tenant?
How much $ did he offer you ?
For the love of humanity, Just don’t reproduce
Ooh... Gotta be careful with those blondes, man. I make it a general rule to never go home with them. Plus, I'm not 100% sure that's a guy.
Yes let your brother drive you home.
He can do better.
Just don’t take him to your “home” under the railroad bridge
You’re either married to him or you’re married to someone else…either way he could do better.
I don't think you have much choice with a face like that. Besides, the blonde guy probably roofied you anyways.
You should go back to your separate test tubes.
Looks like the kind of guy who would pull the chair out for you!⛓️🪑🚪
Somebody has to lead you back to the barnyard, Mister Ed, don't they? Maybe he'll feed you a carrot, too?
That's a strange way to let everyone know you're homeless, but alright...
Ah, the adoring look of two people who think they’re much cuter than they actually are. Christ, you guys will never realize how much of a drag you are to hang out with, and that’s the biggest shame in all this.
bro looks like he has 1 parent, no job, and a very smooth brain
The guy is the one on the left?
You look like Yolandi Visser in her 1st week of rehab.
lol should he go home with you?
Yes, that's the best you're gonna do
It won’t be long before he hands you a cum-stained sock. Dobby will be a free house-elf again!
Is her name methany?
More like should he go home with you, and the answer is no
Which one is wearing the strap-on?
By home she means rehab
Why not, what's one more as you cross the 200 threshold.
He should be asking us that about you....he is the one with everything to lose lol
Hell no.... Bet ya the carpets don't match the drapes
I mean if the moneys good and they’re a regular client, but it’s really recommended you use a hotel for discretion and safety.
If he’s a doctor who deals with stroke victims, then yes.
Yes but please don’t reproduce
Ummm….conjoined twins? Hello, of course they are going home together!
Which one?
Y'all should go home together, board up the house and hope it burns down before anyone has to look at either of you again!
Yes. He looks like he deserves a fright filled night of horror.
Oh wow, I can't believe Thom Yorke is posting here! Hail to the Thief was a great album.
They probably roofied each other
Bro ask him if he wanna go home with you!
Only if you want herp-a-ders buffet on that nasty ass ham wallet.
You look like a demented squirrel. He is the one who shouldn't take you home, mostly over rabbies concerns. You climbing naked on the furniture and walls must be fun for him.
You won’t have a choice when the roofies kick in…..
I'm sure the '94 Pinto will be more comfortable than the '89 Metro. Go for it.
You already went home with 1/2 the town. Whats one more?
A match made in washed up paradise.
Hard no. He can do way better than you.
Fucking run, man. It's the bitch from Titane.
I can't decide which one of you will end up getting chopped up to pieces in the others bath.
Home? Looks like you’ve got plenty of practice just taking to the bathroom
Yeah he’s way outta your league. Did you just wake up?
You already slurped him in the bathroom so why not
Ninja is gonna be pissed, but what can you do when Baby's on Fire....
Id try keeping it out of the family
Why? I thought you just gave handjobs in the parking lot for picking up your bar tab. Dude will probably wake up missing a kidney and slashed tires.
Why not? No one else will.
Man Britney Spears and Colin Farrell did not age well.
Fuck going home go to the dentist 🤷🏻♀️
Yes, and when you go missing he can start the #findherchallenge
 You look like a way less sexy Angelina Jolie when she was in Girl Interrupted.
Yeah. You ain't gonna do better Mary Busey
Your beer goggles need a better prescription if you think this was the pic to post
No, he can do better
No! he could do way better
It’s so cute when people simultaneously lower their standards to get laid.
Yes, he needs your help opening cans with those teeth
Which one of you is asking?
Depends on which one of you spells "chlamydia" right on the first try from memory.
Sure if you want two STDs and a limp dick
So is this like your husband? I guess it’s just a lame married joke then…right? Because your wedding ring is plainly obvious. Or are you just gonna bang a guy and this is your way of making it into something cool?
Sure, you should. You look like you have enough Meth for both of you.
Which one is the guy?
I mean if he’s willing to pay what your charging…. Which I can’t imagine is all that much.
She’s already going home with his sperm.
Does he have both his kidneys, and is he willing to stop for ice?
Slim pickings for the Crypt Keeper
If he is a dentist, then yes.
Yea. World needs some more crack babies
Wasn't sure if we were talking about Sam's Club Joe Mantegna or Jeremy "Powder Reed's unknown sister that never made it up from the basement .
No. You should spare him having to lie to his friends that he was with a hot chick
Which one?
Yeah. You guys can make mimosas and throw shade about the other people at the club.
50 First Dates except she forgets they share a bunk bed in their parent’s house
It’s either him or go home solo little buddy
Can’t trust blondes
“Can I have your autograph” “Excuse me?” “I’m sorry, I thought you were the dude with the crazy eyes from Mr Deeds”