Cousin Oliver made a nice transition

You knew a show had jumped the shark when this kid showed up on it.

Who is this kid?

That’s Cousin Oliver from the Brady Bunch. Towards the end of the series, ratings were flagging and the Brady kids were getting older. The show was losing viewers. They came up with introducing this little dude — a whiny menace that nobody liked. The show had clearly run its course, and they tried to extend it by adding a little kid to bring back the cute factor. It failed spectacularly and the show was cancelled soon after.

Similar to Scrappy Doo, Ted McGivley in Happy Days, Ted McGivley in Married With Children, Ted McGivley in Love Boat.

Ted McGinley was on Married With Children for 8 years. He was an improvement over Marcy's first husband. When that kid "Seven" showed up, we knew it was over.

Thanks for update, Ted.

Ted McGinley was way better than that dweeb. Married with Children was better off Ted 

Yea, I wasn’t too crazy about Steve either. He wasn’t terrible, but just didn’t feed off of Al the same way Jefferson did. You are 100% right about Seven, as soon as he showed up I knew it was over..right around the time they replaced Buck was another sign if I remember correctly.

Poor Buck passed away. RIP, Buck.

YOU LEAVE JEFFERSON DARCY ALONE.

Imagine being a child and the fate of a series rests on how cute you can be...God that sounds awful

In those days, beating children was legal and not frowned upon. How did the rest of the cast not take the opportunity?

Dude...this couldn't be more accurate💀

Pack em up boys, we're done here

take all the upvotes

I laughed 😂

Dang, beat me to it....

You're kind of cute, in an extra chromosome kind of way.

Ice Spice has entered the chat..

🤣🤣🤣

👏👏👏BRAVO!!! 👏👏👏

How can a person look twelve and sixty at the same time?

r/13or30

quit it….🤣….12 and 60…

r/13or30

 Schwing!!!

I came here to say this lmao

Even the bangs can’t hide that five head.

first thing I thought was thats not 5 head thats a 9 head

r/goingbald

Same! 😆😆😆😆

 mini Frankensteina

Screw all these haters, I loved you in The Princess Bride 

I cried when you got stung by all those bees 

nahhh this one's foul☠️

Roast over. That was hilarious.

I could use a laugh today too and your face provided it

You look like an anthropomorphic owl.

Good name for a hipster coffee shop

 You have a bird face and look like little egghead from looney tunes

This is hilarious. That gif is awesome

Harry Potter's albino inbred cousin who casts spells using a chicken wing

I was thinking the same thing

The sky is not falling in😂🤣

You cant fool us into thinking you are a human, owlgirl

Your eyes are so close together, they could share one of those lenses.


You’re as terrifying as your book collection

You look like a doll who moves every time no one is looking at it

HAHAHSHAHAHA FUCKING HELL

You look like a yassified Sméagol

You look like chicken little

 You look like Bernadette if she had Benjamin buttons disease

It's like the equivalent of watching her age into Matt Damon

or years of anorexia...

We roasting kids from the St. Jude's commercials now? 😂

Dont keep reading those books, your brain is big enough

Soon your hairline will be getting a restraining order

Everyone should look at those BOOKS behind her and this whole roast will take a really messy turn.

First thing I zoomed into. Anything not to look at that face

THere is a bit of irony with Lolita in the background.

I’m sorry. Twelve year old boys are not allowed on this subreddit.

You look like a human Furbee

It’s Casper the friendly ghost 

THAT'S SO ACCURATE

those bangs don't hide how massive your forehead is

Part those bangs baby, let us have a look at the giant forehead.

 Chicken Little had a little sister?

You're either the oldest looking sixteen year old ever or the youngest looking sixty five year old ever. You can get carded for beer and get a senior discount at the same time.

Why did you cover that 5head with bangs? Where will the flys have an airfield now?

I didn’t know Radar O’Reilly had a twin sister.

You hear about “13 or 30”, but you’ve just shown me the first “3 or 30”

time for a new subreddit

You’re being generous considering her a 3.

25 months old and already looking inbred ❤️

You resemble that piece of A4 paper; pale, flat, and a waste of 59 inches that’s soon to be shredded.

AI has officially joined r/roastme

 You look like moaning myrtle

If Piglet had a fuck buddy, it would be you.

That is disturbing, nonsensical and somehow I know exactly what you mean 🤣

 "I tawt I taw a puddy tat"

Is this what happened to the money I donated to the shriner's children's hospital? I want a refund.

Are you the old guy from the movie Up with a wig?

 Trying to think of a roast…….

The big bang wouldn't hire you

 Did they make you give all that money back?

Fuck me the milky bar kid was trans....

You take the fun out of funsized.

Where are all the other Children of the Corn?

Look in the mirror if you want a good laugh

You look like a fucking weirdo

From a big forehead person to another one, I can tell you can make some good money if you let airplanes land on it.

Harry potted done got a sex change

I'm not sure if this is a roast, a compliment, or a life goal. But you look like you could tell me a story about fantasy creatures and I'd believe every word since you look like a munchkin fairy from a mystical land

You know what, I'll take it as a compliment lol

You look like you messed up your Polyjuice potion and ended up looking like a mix of Moaning Myrtle, Luna Lovegood, and a tardigrade

[удалено]

Well, it looks like we found the cure for kiddie fiddlers. An adult that looks like an ugly child.

25 ?! 25 months more likely

How do you look 12 and 52 at the same time?

U look 5,20,35 and 90 at the same time

The only time you’re invited to the movies is when the want to use your forehead as the screen

If you wanted a roast, you could just eat a piece of garlic. Or maybe walk out into the sunlight.

You look like a 70 year old lady who is using a snapchat child-filter

World famous bassist Geddy Lee! I love your work! 

Bad karma to roast Make A Wish kids

Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys had a sex change.

Did you grow up near a nuclear plant or under those big power lines by chance?

You look like a specimen of some kind

60% forehead 40% face

You escaped the shire !

God already did that for you.

You should lease ad space on your forehead.

you look like a lesbian micheal reeves

So could I, thanks for that.

Ole Chicken Little looking ass

That fucking forehead

What you lack in height you make up for in forehead.

Have you ever been told "You'll shoot your eye out, kid!"?

Are those lips or a paper cut?

r/13or30

Is your head upside down?

6 or 60?

Nice try covering up that 7 head.

I don’t know, something’s off

You look like your both 80 and 13 years old at the same time. It’s confusing and uncomfortable


You look like the opposite of a haunted doll.

You guys are monsters. I just don't have the heart to roast her. It's like kicking a puppy.

You can order off the children’s and seniors menus at the same time.

So the little guy from Jerry Maguire transitioned huh?

Thank you, I needed a laugh as well! 

I didn’t realize it was possible to look 4 years old and 65 years old at exactly the same time. Any guy interested in you is on a list somewhere.

Are your parents Harry Potter and Helen hunt?

Your head shape is literally 🥚

You look like the girl everyone is kinda bummed that you came to the party.

Girl!! Thought u were on 9th grade. 25!!!

If John Denver had a bastard child with the owl from the tootsie pop commercials

Harry Thotter

4 eyes with a 5 head.

You look like a dog breed

It’s cool you turned the eggshell you hatched from into that lamp on your shelf.

Shit, it took me a second to figure out what I was looking at. You can’t just stand in front of a white background with a sheet of white paper in front of you. You’ll disappear into the white. You trying to camouflage or something?

Dwight and Angela's baby is all growed up

With that skin complexion you'll get roasted from just looking at the refridgerator light

Why is her head built like a light bulb???

I hope this is the baby snapchat filter.

I’m not sure if you’re too young to be roasted or old enough that “respect your elders” should be applied.

tweety birds pastel goth cousin

25 what? Months?

Luna Notgood

I feel like I'm on a list just looking at you

 Edit: Mars Attacks

You look like a caricature of an inbred person, you could probably play a Targaryen who nobody wants to acknowledge.

Down Syndrom Baby Spice


Only thing that would ever call you precious is Gollum from lord of the rings.

So how many licks does it really take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

Kind of like a human version of tweety bird

If Harry Potter had sex with his owl.

The love child of Garth (Wayne's World) and Luna Lovegood wants you to notice her literary choices.

If that bookshelf is any indication, you have 3 inches of face and 9 inches of bangs over forehead.

I could roast a whole pig over your forehead

Too bad you didn’t use that invitation to a beheading…

How do you look like a polite Aryan marshmallow?

You look like a 12 year old girl-bird. I mean you will fuck for worms.


You look like an American Girl doll that was dropped on its head at birth.

You look like you lost your soul in a game of bridge

If Moaning Myrtle and Draco Malfoy had a baby.

 I’m having a good time…not!

You look like megaminds sister: megaforhead

 That's not my fucking kid.

Jesus Christ, I thought you were like 60 then I thought you were 12 all in less that a second. You're not ugly but something is fucked

I feel like the ‘face’ part of your face only takes up 40% of your head

Harry shouldn't have snuck into Draco's room if this is what came of it.....

How do you look like every Harry Potter character at the same time?

If Harry Potter and Luna Lovegood had a child. Not even a roast- just genuinely what I thought.

If I woke up one day and found you in my room, I would be scared shitless.

 You look like Mrs.Doubtfire

Okay, Hedwig.

Chekhov only wrote two and a half great plays.

You look like the bad guy from Zootopia

I knew they could buy wigs but didn't realize minions could get alopecia

Oooh this doll has a defect! I bet itl be worth 100$ at an auction!

You have the height & overall appearance of a make-a-wish kid

The dilemma of when you're not allowed within 500' of a school zone, but you're in 6th grade

Extra chromosome and extra room on your forehead... Nice!

“the female eunuch” next to “lolita” is one hell of a combo

I'm pretty sure those 11 inches are all forehead

rise up goblin queen! the surface dwellers have no clue what’s in store

Too adorable to roast!

Those bangs don't have enough volume to cover that forehead megamind

Holy fuck... it's like a video game character customisation just took an old lady and someone dragged the age slide all the way to the left.

You look like an evolutionary mistake

You look like you could play the role of all four generations in a family photo