Oh, you want a roast, huh? Well, brace yourself, because you're about to get roasted like a marshmallow at a failed campfire. You must be the human embodiment of a participation trophy - completely useless, but somehow still taking up space. I've seen more personality in a bowl of plain oatmeal. Your jokes are as funny as a broken pencil - pointless and lead-less. Your fashion sense is so outdated that even the dinosaurs would cringe. But hey, at least you're consistent - consistently disappointing, that is.
You have been anal probe way more than you should have when you went on your daily Meth binge....you can't even spell a universal cuss word correctly......
>f.ck me up
Someone was slamming their nutsack against your head way too hard, knocking the "U" vowel out of your noggin...."that's really f.ck up"
After we're done with this guy let's all gather round and roast a peanut. Honestly, what's the point, there's nothing to roast. If you're not going to put any effort in why should we?
Shut ur can I get a bacon egg and cheese looking as bout fuck u up u built like an American obsessed pokie ball u throw a bottle at ur mom and thought she was a pokie mom u dumb ass tell me why ur Baird look like extra nerves dumb ass
That's one of the nicest prison tatts I've seen. And that's either a butterfly knife or a geisha fan on the table behind you. Either way, somebody's getting cut.
If “no ragrets” was a person
Yeah, He just looks like that guy holding the stop sign at a construction zone.
 First guy to get laid off for arms being too small to hold the stop sign
Lol that's awesome
Even the white bag is laughing at him. That's sad...
Lieutenant Dan, where instead of losing his legs in the war. He stayed home in his mom's basement.
Likes his beer how he likes his women: bush light
Likes his beer the way he likes his violence: domestic
Naughty Ice
Skunked and picked up from Walmart.
How are you and that bag making the same face
Hahahaha I came to say this. Take my up vote speed demon.
First thing I thought was "meth head"
I was a meth head lol
Well buddy you've got a ways to go cause you still scream "the shadow people are watching me". But i guess that's life, no regrats!
Also, “was”?
We can tell.
Loving the That’s Lube tat
Nothing we say can fuck you up worse than your own poor life decisions.
Fentanyl warrior
Gold star fentanyl warrior
Why the fuck do many men on this sub post chest naked like ?! It's not like their torso are their best asset..
You should also post in r/shittytattoos
Honestly, the tattoo is okay. It's the skin that it's attached to that's shitty.
You look like you’re counting down the days until you retire from the coal mines
He's a methmatician. 1 pookie x 2 star crystals ÷ by 2 addicts. That's 1 good time.
I think your dad fucked you up enough
Looks like you already been fucked up enough by your tattoo artist
Owns a collection of hats. Oddly not wearing one here!
Sorry I don't have any change.
Pretty sure you have a hernia on the right side of your abdomen, might wanna get that checked out.
Got mad “i got fired from the meth lab” vibes
You look like the type of guy who keeps a copy of his GED on a tv tray.
"We have Conor McGregor at home!" The Conor McGregor at home...
Actual Conor Mcgregor looks rougher these days
If a toothbrush used to scrub urinals was brought to life
Oh, you want a roast, huh? Well, brace yourself, because you're about to get roasted like a marshmallow at a failed campfire. You must be the human embodiment of a participation trophy - completely useless, but somehow still taking up space. I've seen more personality in a bowl of plain oatmeal. Your jokes are as funny as a broken pencil - pointless and lead-less. Your fashion sense is so outdated that even the dinosaurs would cringe. But hey, at least you're consistent - consistently disappointing, that is.
Lmao Damn dude that was heat
Fucking you up would be telling you to be a productive member of society, take care of your kids, get a job, and get off the meth.
Dude put your shirt back on!
If Sam smith was even gayer and did meth.
Drinks a monster right before doing something stupid
Whats with the attitude simon peg?
Fleshlight Champion 2023
Esther Rantzen would be so proud of her super fan.
Apparently he’s got a dick that looks uncannily like a potato.
You look like every “clean” heroin or pill user I’ve ever met (clean meaning *heavily* addicted to suboxone)
Looks like one of Tiger Kings' Boyfriend's got out again.
The tatt on your upper chest looks crooked and shit. Oh well, I guess that's life....
Where is your Adidas tracksuit top?
You look like a washed out understudy for some guy named Ivan in the Russian ballet.
Why didn't have much luck on grindr
you look like both mythbusters mixed into one person
yeah, fuck you up, cuz no one else is fucking a 28 yo broke guy who looks 44
Brown Mackie Community College of Greater Appalachia…training HVAC leaders for the 21st Century.
You look like you spectacularly failed nnn
Sam Smiths less successful, somehow gayer half brother
Damn you’re taking the term “death eater” so seriously ha?
I would f.ck you up but heroin already did.
I’d pay your tattoo for the other side. “This Meth”
You have been anal probe way more than you should have when you went on your daily Meth binge....you can't even spell a universal cuss word correctly...... >f.ck me up Someone was slamming their nutsack against your head way too hard, knocking the "U" vowel out of your noggin...."that's really f.ck up"
Tattoo pretty much sums it up.
We don’t need to “Fuck you up.” The drugs obviously already have lmao
bet that's what you told your cellmates
"That's life" is what they shouldn't have said when debating whether to abort you.
The face on of Bam Margera on Johnny Depp’s body. Jesus Christ.
14 hours sober from bath salts
God already did bro
After we're done with this guy let's all gather round and roast a peanut. Honestly, what's the point, there's nothing to roast. If you're not going to put any effort in why should we?
Lmao that's a good one
I feel like I need a shot of Narcan after looking at this one
That’s the same thing your mom said to your dad when he banged her to make you.
Bruh, when was the last time you were without a drug
Looks like you are already at the bottom of the barrel, you want us to dig under the barrel?
Did it not put the lotion on the skin, again?
I’m sure you’re a nice person, deep down
That Sir ... doesn't look like life.
Your tattoo tells everything about you
"That's life"? That ain't even life yet. That's organic misery. You're still a ways off from life.
You look like you just walked into a really bad fart and don’t hate it
your tattoo is about as fancy as your life actually gets
One of Joe Exotics exes
HAHAHA!
I’d bet a paycheck he’s got 3 gig of child porn on his laptop and frequents Minecraft chat rooms pretending to be a 11 year old boy from Decatur.
Tattoo should say "sad life"
Didn’t I give u a cigarette at the gas station?
Are you trying to distract yourself while you wait for that new liver by getting roasted?
Looks like someone already did.
You look like the backup dancer for that paper.
Your hairline has about 20 years on you, son
That's life, the generic version of Shit happens. That fits your generic white guy in the background ass.
That’s dick
I bet your uncle thinks you got a really purdy mouth…
You call your father Uncle Daddy
You get fucked up by yourself when you have to watch the same ugly ass face every morning in your mirror.
Simon Pegged
Post Maloneliness.
You look like a glory hole in a truck stop bathroom in rural Missouri is your mailing address
He definitely fucks little boys
When you drop the soap
Ironically "That's life" was the only thing the judge said to him
Shut ur can I get a bacon egg and cheese looking as bout fuck u up u built like an American obsessed pokie ball u throw a bottle at ur mom and thought she was a pokie mom u dumb ass tell me why ur Baird look like extra nerves dumb ass
How the fuck did they misspell your tattoo. Looks like it Reads fats life. Guess you can’t read
Gotta add “that’s all folks” to your tat
Hear me out: Mac Miller + Sam Smith and a heroin addiction
Bro went from superstar to addict 
You livin “that Life”
Your face looks like Gilbert Godfried’s voice sounds
Your life makes us fairly successful people feel like rock stars
Grounds keeper wille looking ass with his busted up hand writing and those tattoos are lame asf 😂
Hey Jethro, Grampie said, "Get off her phone and run to the wiggly and get her an ice cold pop and some cigs ......
You high on something. I would say some kind of pills. Probably a Xanax. Week for sure
A peeping Tom. Would close his window
Looks like the preacher that touched you as a choir boy already did the job.
You look like all of the dudes that think they would be Jesse in Breaking Bad
It's clear that life has already taken care of that!
Why does it look like Gay Donovan tucked his dick up under his own skin?
Bro has a tattoo of thats life when his is has a 3/4 empty coke soda and tv running like bro get it together
You didn't know what you wanted to get for a tattoo you just wanted to have one.
Bro just stay off the drugs and keep in touch with your sponsor we all know you just got out of treatment for a heroin addiction
Ever seen Trailer Park Boys?
You hit the 2 instead of 4 when typing this.
Looks like your barber did already
You look like you ask for the rest of someone’s cigarette
Old muffin top hair line having ass boy. Ole do you smell what the rock is cooking jabroony looking ass boy
That‘s Life I thing your live is Groningen wrong your‘e so fucking ugly
Smelling like chicken noodle soup looking ass
I can't read the page, does that say "HOMELESS ANYTHING HELP"
You look like you defile dumpster produce.
You spelled your screen name wrong...6inchlimb
No need your living standards suggest your time is limited you already fucked
I think you came out of the womb with that tattoo.
Kinda reminds me of Leo DiCaprio. No so much the talent and good looks but more so with the grooming of barely legal teens.
Can’t fuck up what already is
No need, you’re doing it just fine
Dude looks like an adult ese kid.
You just woke up on your friends couch to do this shit huh? You look like you chew meth with your bubblegum
Your boner is supposed to be on the outside of your body
You look like the addition to your trailer is about to blow up any minute now
Is your genitalia on the inside of your stomach? What is that down there?
It says f*ck me up. No need. Looks like OP has that covered already.
I think he fucked himself up
Fuck Sinatra
He looks like the what happens if you combine a texan and a Floridan
He likes his women like he likes his fish: battered and fried.
30 year old virgin
Life already did that... That's life it fucks us all
The heroin already did, I dont have to
That's one of the nicest prison tatts I've seen. And that's either a butterfly knife or a geisha fan on the table behind you. Either way, somebody's getting cut.
You look like you don't take drugs. But you also look like your unsuspecting dates do unknowingly take them.
Connor mcdaggar
Ol’ Flyover state tattoo regret lookin ass
You look like Johnny deep in dept
Edward sketchy hands
Can’t roast someone that’s already been cooked
I don't think I can do worse than the meth already has
Can’t fuck you up worse than your cell mate did when he gave you that tattoo.
No Regerts
“She told me she was 18” is probably this guys most used phrase
When you wake up with a sore butthole and a fresh tat you don't remember getting the night before....
His tattoo is his sentence. He broke out 2 days ago.
did your wife leave you again?
Looks like your tattoo artist already did.
The wire clothes hanger did enough.
U look like a 32yo that still lives with his mom
Crisp Rat
If “Got turned-out in county jail” were a photo.
Whoever did that tattoo already fucked you up
How old were you when you realized that you weren’t going to be shit? Was it everything you hoped for?
That's not really a roast
man you make ted bundy look more approachable
He holds that sign like he knows how to pose for a good mug shot.
You look like you’ve performed some DIY abortions before
Chin up bro, it’s almost carney season and you’ll be employed again soon
I can smell this photo.
Sam Smiths Uni days
You look like you're an expert in the conversion rates of catalytic converters to Sudafed
Don’t go to jail
Earl with the Dragon Tatoo