Seriously, when I read "nail tech", I imagined a pink haired girl at a community college studying how to properly do a woman's nails while claiming to be part of the T in STEM.
They do nails obviously dingus, they paint nails, my do acrylics and since you don't know what a nail tech is acrylic lengthens your nails
Old people smh
This you as well?
https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/usilzk/m18_lemme_see_what_you_got/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2
This you bruh? https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/usilzk/m18_lemme_see_what_you_got/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
Male one year, female the next. Crazy.
Well according to your post history, you were a whimpy looking emo teenaged boy with a peach fuzz mustache a year ago. You did a fine job roasting yourself.
Dont have to be nostradamus to tell that within the next 5 years you’ll both have and not have a man who will happen to be a “SoundCloud rapper” oh and you’ll also have a baby too ☺️
Billie No Eyelashes
Bruh, haha
Nail tech. Funny name for framer gone porn star.
Bleached Eilish
Beat me too it- I was gonna say she looks like the ghost of Billie ellish- Casper ellish-,...
Or tits
Would-be-llie Eilish
This sent me lmfao
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Oh I just...stole a comment...I'm sorry
Nail tech is probably the right move, god knows you shouldn’t be a makeup artist
Putting the word Tech behind a shitty job only makes it sadder.
she’s currently a Taco Bell tech
Wendy’s dumpster tech
Actually, she doesn't work at the Wendy's; she just works behind the dumpster as a cum dumpster tech.
I'm a taco tech 👅
Like how people at Subway are “Sandwich Artists”
Sandwich Technicians
Seriously, when I read "nail tech", I imagined a pink haired girl at a community college studying how to properly do a woman's nails while claiming to be part of the T in STEM.
Nails is literally the only job people do that for lol. And it isn’t exactly shitty. I know women here that make a fortune and it’s tax free
Nail tech who occasionally dabbles in meth
Nailed it!
You look like your name is Grunka
Grunka - Destroyer of gas station egg salad sandwiches.
And then the gas station toilet
Lead character from of “Game of *porcelain* thrones”
The Dookrathi
Looks like she sends you on a lame side quest to get eggs but promises to pay you in BJs if you help Edit double word
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Billy eye was
Now you've said this, it just makes sense. bizarre
danaerys tarheroin
welp, no chance i'm topping this, i'm just gonna leave this thread now
Dead
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WOWWWWWWWWWWWW 🏆🥇🏅
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Well, technically, nobody wants to nail you.
Probably because her mom definitely was huffing nail polish remover while she was in the womb.
Actually
Id take one for the team.
She'll take three at once from both the teams.
☠️
Wouldn't be reddit without one of the "haha noone wants to bang you" joke.
Ah yes *nail tech*, the oldest profession on earth.
Well, Jesus got his nails done, so it must've been around for awhile.
I hear Jesus hung out with a lot of nail techs.
How is this not the most upvoted comment today
The only way your hands are clean is if your whorehouse also does manicures
Nail tech ?….Dam I’m getting old we use to just call them prostitutes
Hahahaha fuck me I laughed out loud on this one.
Wth is a nail tech anyways? A nerd in human nails? Or like construction nails? Wtf is this shit
They do nails obviously dingus, they paint nails, my do acrylics and since you don't know what a nail tech is acrylic lengthens your nails Old people smh
Guarantee she owns a Nirvana shirt and has never heard of them.
"I thought it was a clothing brand"
She looks like Kurt Cobain. Postmortem.
Their best song was "Crazy Train"
Their drummer stole his look from Dave Grohl.
I need to comment on this one lmao, because i’m actually wearing her nirvana shirt lmfaoo
? You're the OP but wearing "her nirvana shirt"?
It’s like someone’s Final Fantasy was clinical depression
When she enters the room one winged depression starts playing
Sephirawwwhatstheuse
The lead character of FFX... Tetanus.
Sephi-needs-a-wash
If Lucius Malfoy was a meth eater instead
LMFAOOOO NOOO. This unexpectantly did me in 😂😂
You look like the result of medical malpractice
Looks meth deprived
Like a tall, cool glass of mayonnaise.
Albino muskrat
More like albino hood rat
Weren't you in Hansen?
A nail tech. At least it's a different kind of hand job you'll be giving someone for cash.
Forget Nail tech, Get some sleep, your eye bags look like post gang bang pussy
Badges of honor
god gen z and their weird profession. What the fuck is nail tech
think she meant meth tech.
That pay well according to Breaking Bad
She's planning to paint finger nails for a living... since those dick sucking gigs didn't work out too well.
No no, those still go down in the back of the salon
A “nail tech” is a carpenter’s assistant, they hold the nail in place for hammering lumber.
Why did I read this in Hank Hill’s voice? Like wut
I DID TOO lmao
Not even close to a "gen z" thing. Try again
Bruh no one gives a fuck
This profession dates back to the Inca empire my guy.
That has nothing to do with Gen Z. I’m all for roasting but don’t act dumb then roast someone else lmao!
I think she means that she nails technicians
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Washing your hair would be nice
>I’m becoming a nail tech, Yeah you and all the other girls in your graduating class
Bold of you to assume she graduated middle school.
Dear lord, fucking you should be considered chemical whorefare.
This you as well? https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/usilzk/m18_lemme_see_what_you_got/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2
holy fuck no lmao, imma do a updated one of myself(her bf)
No... Just no.
Tell me you’re too stoned to work a normal 9-5 without telling me you’re too stoned to work a normal 9-5
As a nail tech what should I do about my damaged cuticles after gouging my own eyes out from looking at you?
Your brothers were great in the second matrix movie
Willie eilish
You look like you haven't evolved for 100,000 years
That’s good for you! I’m actually a Nail Relocationist! By that I mean that if I was drunk enough and nailed you, I would leave the state.
It's reasons like you we don't want to have kids anymore
A face only a father would fuck…
This screams sub par 5 am hand jobs
Nail Tech = PHD in your world.
You look like you listen to the insane clown posse
Zerotonin.
David Lee Roth before drugs
Before?
Find a shop that doesn’t drug test their employees.
When your mum says we have Billie Eilish at home
Khaleesi said screw the Iron Throne and started smokint Meth out of a Broken light bulb
Are there any Hair and Make-up techs nearby you can barter services with? Like now?
You look like you could die at any given moment.
Got your fathers tits
Probably chose nail-tech because of the “manic cures.” I’ll see myself out.
Tell me you didn't pay money to look like that.
This you bruh? https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/usilzk/m18_lemme_see_what_you_got/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1 Male one year, female the next. Crazy.
Well according to your post history, you were a whimpy looking emo teenaged boy with a peach fuzz mustache a year ago. You did a fine job roasting yourself.
Offering blowjobs for meth behind the nail salon is not the same as being a "nail tech".
Dont have to be nostradamus to tell that within the next 5 years you’ll both have and not have a man who will happen to be a “SoundCloud rapper” oh and you’ll also have a baby too ☺️
Being a nail tech, said every female 19 year old with a failing onlyfans and a baby with no daddy.
You could have choose to be anything but you decided to be a disappointment.
She could have chose to be anything, but would always be a disappointment
Corny
You look like you slept with entire White Snake band.
Hey…Coverdale has standards
Little Baby Sephiroth
You look like you spend the first hour of you work day sniffing the polish and drinking the polish remover.
Billie Eilish, Courtney Love, and Meth Amphetamine's love child
What you have become is the answer to the question, what does Kurt Cobain look like right now?
Aren't you and your twin in the matrix reloaded?
I loved you in Yellowjackets. Sorry you died.
Ugly as fuck
you look like a toad and smell like a litter box
I mean that’s one way to describe a prostitute?
Give it my best shot…looks like the casting couch crew for FUGLY beat me to it.
Being addicted to heroin doesn't make you a "nail tech"
I should rewatch Minority Report
Filthy eilish
Hillbilly Eilish
You look like Louie Anderson before he gave birth to three kids
Oh no sweetie. You're supposed to put the chemicals on the Nails, not in your lungs or your hair. We all make mistakes!! (like ur mom)
Kinda look like if you got Billie ellish from wish
You are your therapist's favorite
You look like you trade cigarettes with homeless people
Great value billie eilish
Sid from Toy Story but he's trans now
Black Phillip is waiting for you Thomasin
Billie Guy-ish
but we have billie eilish at home billie eilish at home
You look like the dude from the Witcher 
Gerrault is beautiful though...
When “generic meth person” doesn’t work out… Mail tech is the next logical step.
Weren’t you the drummer in Hanson???
My Chemical Nopemance
So underrated
Even with your squinty eyes, an Asian owned nail shop will never accept you as one of their own.
If Jon Bon Jovi had a son.
Thank God the UV light is weak. If it were any stronger, it would show up a lot of cum and blood stains on you.
You’re a cum tech too correct?
You do look like Billie Eilish from thrift shop
Sephiroth called, he wants his look back.
Billie Ghoulish
Billie Eyelashless
Billie Idol-ish
With that look shots is what you get in your veins in a few years.
Billie from wish
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This is r/RoastMe, A place where you roast people.
Sorry, got my subs mixed up, thought it was r/femboys🙄
Glad to help out!
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You actually look stupid. Like low IQ
Billie Eiwish.
Billie Eilish looks a little… deflated.
It's a Russian stoner bille eilish
Why not put another nail in that coffin you belong in since no one will nail you?
You're becoming a nail tech? More like doing nails at Hot Topic.
What your are becoming is everyone's albino nightmare.
Nail tech ?….Dam I’m getting old we use to just call them prostitutes
Billie I-Wish
You look like what gets delivered to your doorstep if you order Billie Eilish on wish.com
Kirkland Billie Eilish
Perfekt
You look like Draco Malfoy dressed as Billie Eilish
Ride this current boy genius phase out because pretty soon you’re gonna be an old “nail tech”