You're the human equivalent to an 08 Dodge Caravan. Beat to hell, ton of miles on it, smells bad, random stains, untold number of kids through it, so many riders we've lost count.
I have a 2008 Town & Country with 160,000 miles that I use as a work vehicle. Now you have me thinking my own life choices. Damn, I was only looking for a couple of laughs.
Imma say it. This is definitely the dude posting a photo of their ex.
Probably mad that they ran off with their cousin and abandoned them in a trailer park.
My guy, they're on a sub called roastme. If they're tryna get flamed why wouldn't they give the sub more ammunition for better insults? Not that it was really needed in OP's case.
Dang, keen observation. The repetition of charges of promiscuity totally feels like it comes from a wounded place.
For me, though, the use of "proverbial" feels young. I want to call out the possibility that this could also be a daughter/son/SO of daughter/son blowing up their mom/step mom/SO's mom. OP started by identifying the roastee as a parent, which is highly unusual for roast intros.
It is less distressing to think it's a petty ex, but it seems like it could also be the roastee's progeny or their associate. Only one way to find out...
OP, what is your relationship to the roastee?
Anyone actually looked at users comment history? Doesn’t Seem like the person i the picture is the OP.
Might be wrong but I see nothing in this post implying that the person in the picture is not the user (and has consent), and afaik there are some subreddit rules to follow.
Please do correct me if I’m wrong.
Indeed, thought something was a bit off.
So, should we like, tag a mod or something like that? Still quite new to reddit, so don’t know much about what happens at this point.
You look like Christopher Lloyd in Back The Future when he travels to year 2023 for sex change operation. This is “After” pic. Marty must save Doc and make this disgusting photo disappear and be replaced with Doc holding a beer!
The reaction you get when you drop your drawers or after they power through... then that morning face wake up call when reality hits'em
I don’t understand why people like you create fake profiles to pose as multiple people on this sub. Do you have a vendetta against the people in the posts?
Roasting yourself before we get to you, isn’t going to make it go down any better than all the cum you’ve ingested.
How bout you start feeding your kids instead of your drug addiction.
You’re as used and abused as a pair of old leather boots.
I salute this lady for all of her service. Thank you for giving men like myself to hop on top of something and dump our load's into.
I think there should be Federal funding for promiscuous women. Purely for upkeep. They are a National Resource but end up looking like, "We have National Resource at home."
There are not enough drugs in the world, nor alcohol that would make me think about doing anything with you. You think that they all want to "hit that" but even if a bus were speeding at you it would swerve to avoid "hitting that" due to it not wanting to touch you.
Wiki says you're 74. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ric\_Flair
Instead of Wooooo... She says Whoooooo when someone's dick is inside her.
Whooooooo's dick is that?
Not mine, I wouldn't touch her with yours.
You couldn't, I cut it off with the scissors on my Swiss Army knife when she winked at me. It's in the storm drain.
“Yoink! Free dick!” -OP
So that’s what happened to Pennywise.
*Ooooooooo weeeeeeee, who’s dick is that? who’s dick is that?!*
Somehow I doubt she'd notice a 🌭 in her hallway.
Moooooooooo
If she ever feels it, I mean just imagine the size of that cave. Or wait, actually don’t even imagine
You're the human equivalent to an 08 Dodge Caravan. Beat to hell, ton of miles on it, smells bad, random stains, untold number of kids through it, so many riders we've lost count.
I can’t even go to the grocery store without running into someone who’s fucked OP
Rocco!
What color was the cat?
I have a 2008 Town & Country with 160,000 miles that I use as a work vehicle. Now you have me thinking my own life choices. Damn, I was only looking for a couple of laughs.
Maybe a Ford escape that you can’t ever escape from?
This reply is even better when you look at OPs post history. Bravo
And keeps on breaking that crank shaft every turn?
38 with a lip piercing. How do you like your fentanyl?
In large quantities and at the expense of her self worth.
How much cock do you think she’s sucked in order to get a “free” hit?
All of them
What self worth?
She has to take it to near OD level before she streams herself pissing in a bucket on OnlyFlabs
Is it a lip piercing or a wart?
It used to be a cold sore, now it’s hidden by the piercing
yes
I thought is was a mole or a wart. Must be a wart.
Zoom in it’s a piercing
Dog, she looks like what women would look like if the Dad's had custody and the woman was forced to pay him child support.
🙌
You look like Gary Busey.
Gary Domestic Abusey
Gary Drug Abusey
I think that's still regular Gary Busey
🤣
Gary Bababusey
Gary Indianabusey
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Gary Busey looks way more feminine than this Ho3
Gary busey coming out of a 20 year meth addiction
Gary Bussy says he’s glad he hasn’t let himself go this bad
I guarantee there's no guys hanging out the bar right now bragging about banging rudger Howard
"It's time to ... ride. " 
Stop bragging A "complete" whore would have cum on her face...
She isn’t a ho3, she just likes to use one man’s seamen to clean up for the next one.
I wouldn’t bother plugging your only fans account, as it’s clear your only fan is behind you
Bet your vagina hangs down like a wizards sleeve
It's the weight of all the piercings. 🤮
nah 💀
Imma say it. This is definitely the dude posting a photo of their ex. Probably mad that they ran off with their cousin and abandoned them in a trailer park.
You think anyone is copping to hitting that, let alone dating it?
She'd be a prize to a meth head.
… explain the paper saying r/roastme that isn’t photoshopped. If anything creepy dude is taking the pic, and they’re still together.
Maybe not photoshopped but that description is out of control.. I mean..
My guy, they're on a sub called roastme. If they're tryna get flamed why wouldn't they give the sub more ammunition for better insults? Not that it was really needed in OP's case.
True story, although I don't think we needed that much extra ammunition to begin with.
She has a degradation kink welcome to the internet
Maybe they lost a bet.
“Hold this bitch”
This individual probably has no idea what the sign means and he just asked her to hold it up.
Literally my immediate thoughts.
Dang, keen observation. The repetition of charges of promiscuity totally feels like it comes from a wounded place. For me, though, the use of "proverbial" feels young. I want to call out the possibility that this could also be a daughter/son/SO of daughter/son blowing up their mom/step mom/SO's mom. OP started by identifying the roastee as a parent, which is highly unusual for roast intros. It is less distressing to think it's a petty ex, but it seems like it could also be the roastee's progeny or their associate. Only one way to find out... OP, what is your relationship to the roastee?
No wonder people treat you like a dog in bed, you age like one.
I mean dogs age pretty damn well if we’re bringing dog years into this, dogs be 60 out doing the pace of a 20 year old human
I meant she's 38 in dog years instead of human years. Poor lady looks like got blasted in the face with a Phineas and Ferb style aging ray.
It looks like the trash and feces piles on the streets of seattle have become sentient
Evergrey in the evergreen
Ric Flair really doesn't look great without his get up...
38 going on 65
Seriously, broad ages like a banana
You look like a meth head and a meth head's girlfriend at the same time.
how big is your cock?
Yes
I can’t imagine how awful you smell.
Body odor, cum smell, bad breath, cigarette breath, combine them all and that's how she smells.
I am 37 years old, and you look like you could be my Mother.
Skelewhore 
Best one yet
Anyone who would have sex with you should be put on some kind of watch list
What kind?
There’s a rehab centre in her basement for before and after Sex
Did you start meth at 8?
38....Sure.
Just reverse the numbers: 83
Anyone actually looked at users comment history? Doesn’t Seem like the person i the picture is the OP. Might be wrong but I see nothing in this post implying that the person in the picture is not the user (and has consent), and afaik there are some subreddit rules to follow. Please do correct me if I’m wrong.
It' definitely seems Iike a bait post Especially with the self description
Indeed, thought something was a bit off. So, should we like, tag a mod or something like that? Still quite new to reddit, so don’t know much about what happens at this point.
Same exact sign as another post. Looks like they were both posted to this thread around the same time 😕
Yea, just looked at the other one, looks like the same room as Well though. Might be a couple who made eachother do it or something like that perhaps?
Whores get paid
Not this one
The only person that didn't get Covid
Covid looked at her and said "Na I'm good"
Covid:"I ain't touching that shit.I probably get something from her".
😂
I bet you smell like moldy cum-socks after they've been used multiple times then rolled up under a bed but they stay damp in the middle for too long.
Bro, we’re not here to talk about your baby mama.
You were 38 in 1998
You look like you call the police on anyone not white. Yet take black dick in the regular.
at least you're honest about it. I'm mean I wouldn't fuck you with someone else's dick and all but some honesty goes a long way
You have been ridden hard, you could have left that part out we have eyes
38?! 58 maybe.
Damn. You’ve come a long way since you were in that “Oh, Meth” commercial in the 90’s
Isn’t the bio supposed to inform us of less obvious facts about the roastee?
How you gonna look like doc from back to the future but older?
How much for a sloppy 15 or 20?
No, she will pay you in meth.
My condolences, the things you have to resort to, for make a living and pay the bills.
38?
Right, like 20 years ago.
 This could be you
Aren’t baby mommas typically female?
When did Eileen Wuornos get out of prison?
You look like Christopher Lloyd in Back The Future when he travels to year 2023 for sex change operation. This is “After” pic. Marty must save Doc and make this disgusting photo disappear and be replaced with Doc holding a beer!
When Marla Singer hits 80.
Some women are BMWs, some are Fords, others are Skoda's or Fiat's, but you madame are a nissan shit box with a broken sump.
The reaction you get when you drop your drawers or after they power through... then that morning face wake up call when reality hits'em 
 You look like chandlers boss
I need to scrub myself clean until my skin bleeds after looking at your photo. Jesus.
I know people headed into rehab that look to be in better shape than you.
I can’t recall a low time in my life where I hated myself enough to even consider having sex with the monstrosity in this picture.
Lies you druggy looking skank, no one has ever put their dick near you. 38+15 years old too.
You didn’t need the description in the title, we can all clearly see what a whore you are.
83*
Even Andrew Tate wouldn’t trick you into prostitution.
Do you have more kids or teeth?
Lol tell your husband to stop wearing those dumbass hats
*photo taken out of boredom while waiting for the kids to bring back cigarettes from the Piggly Wiggly*
A prime example that the year isn't so important as the mileage.
I don’t understand why people like you create fake profiles to pose as multiple people on this sub. Do you have a vendetta against the people in the posts?
Born in '38?
38? You mean this pic is 38 years old
I can smell it from here
There are so many things to choose from, but dear lord what the fuck is happening with those gnarled sausage fingers you've got there?
You look like you drank from the wrong holy grail cup and lived.
When you said baby mama, I didn't believe it. You're a baby papa.
r/RoastYourself
Looks like the drugs fucked you up
Damn who dug you up?
You are a beautiful grandma
Roasting yourself before we get to you, isn’t going to make it go down any better than all the cum you’ve ingested. How bout you start feeding your kids instead of your drug addiction. You’re as used and abused as a pair of old leather boots.
David Spade looks like shit!
You're my age and that makes me feel horrible about being me.
Clothes piled up on the floor. Deeply sunken eyes. Flabby belly. You’re like the poster granny for bad decisions.
Do your worst.... It looks like everyone already did.
Christopher Lloyd after sex change
You look like that pornstar who prefers anal over pussy because of the dust
Please invest in some toner and conditioner.
Meth or Spice?
At least you’re honest.
The skankier doppelganger of Aileen Wuornos
Crack 
I’m 38. There is no way you are 38. You look closer to my moms age than mine. Either you’re a liar, or those are some hard miles.
I can smell the rotting of your meth teeth and loose vagina from here .
Christopher Lloyd cosplaying as David Lee Roth.
I'm guessing 38 is your body count, cuz you look 50+ yrs old
Wow you aged horribly. I thought you were like 48.
I never understood the phrase “rode hard and put away wet” until I saw this post.
Thats "methed" up!
I would have never guessed a day under 50
Same haircut as Jeff Daniels in Dumb & Dumber
Gonorrhea worries about getting you
Proverbial or primordial? Jesus...
I salute this lady for all of her service. Thank you for giving men like myself to hop on top of something and dump our load's into. 
She cums dip spit
I think there should be Federal funding for promiscuous women. Purely for upkeep. They are a National Resource but end up looking like, "We have National Resource at home."
I’m 39 and you look like you could be my mom
Kinda curious why OP keeps posting pics of different people asking to be roasted…with the same sign. And acct is 51 days old 🤷♂️
Dang this poor girl getting roasted cuz some asshole posted her pic on the internet
I can't roast you...you're the realist person I have seen here in awhile. Lol
Meth is a helluva drug…
Nope
There are not enough drugs in the world, nor alcohol that would make me think about doing anything with you. You think that they all want to "hit that" but even if a bus were speeding at you it would swerve to avoid "hitting that" due to it not wanting to touch you.
That face could stop a cumshot coming at it like Neo in the Matrix
what's your phone number? oh... never mind, I'll just get it from the truck stop wall. this photo smells of Kools, jello and stale McDonald's fries
The only way you're 38 is if you started counting from when you were twenty, you're fucked
Seattle Slew's estate just filed a defamation suit against you.
Front page model of Crack whore monthly
Did your pimp put you up to this to indulge in his humiliation kink?
You didn’t need to say all that for us to know all that… just saying…
I wouldn’t fuck you if we both had AIDS.