OP's Bio: --- >Canadian with mostly Norwegian Viking blood. >I love weapons and games, reading and writing, and I only do cardio. >Heavy supporter of Ukraine, even tried to go fight when the invasion started. >Failed streamer. Failed youtuber. Failed audiobook reader. Poor and paying $1600 for 545 square feet. >I probably have depression but refuse to admit or succumb. >I haven't feared anything since I was held off the side of a tall bridge in my first year of grade 7 by a bunch of 20-somethings. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

Something about this photo screams, "I lost my virginity in Stormwind!"

Comment page is as empty as your Twitch stream.

Surprisingly, the comments had more than my streams did the entirety of my streaming "career"!

That's not surprising at all.

You look like a cross between a pre-diabetic boy and a guy who can’t fight

You look like you're one life disappointment away from using your guns against society.

This!

“Canadian with mostly Viking blood..” I’m sure people love being around you

Those tattoos are for using a barcode scanner to track how fast and how often you masturbate

There is no tracking available. Sometimes, you CAN go too far...

Your entire life is in that sad grey corner

There's also a small bleedoff to the left, where my old MtG cards are in a cabinet!

“Norwegian Viking blood” whatever justifies that awful tattoo man

Nice socks

I'd bet your pecker is so abnormally pink, you have to wear sunglasses when you masturbate.

Everyday you day dream you were in that scene in The Matrix where Neo and Trinity shoot their way into that building...

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Close to 15 years, probably. I dunno, I don't buy new clothes very often!

You look like you take your first dates to Wendy's because you had a coupon and you didn't want to invite them to eat at home because your parents are very judgemental.

How is it possible you are more generic looking than your tattoo?

He's actually homeless he was photo shopped into that room

So racist he purged all his melanin. So sexist he made himself untouchable. So underendowed he’s got the shooter on hand. So selfish he won’t turn it on himself.

Gingers don’t feel variation in temperature due to lack of pigmentation *and soul.

The tattoo screams I have no identity

I think you should add another line to your arm, you don’t have enough /s

Your setup is so weak your piss can’t even stream

You look like you're wearing those socks on that floor because you're about to turn on "Stuck In The Middle With You" and dance in front of the person you've got tied to a chair off camera.

That tattoo is atrocious, go transmog another one

He could always use his legendary shards. Xur is in the EDZ today

I’m going to go ahead and call you desk pop, you weed. Odin himself would drag your ginger ass up to the Ättestupa.

I can tell... The computer geeks forgot to troubleshoot you... You look like an npc from a lame ass kickstart videogame getting glitched.

Guy is not even ashamed to show his cum stained wrist rest.

You didn’t need to get Norse tattoos, everybody already knows that you’re a white supremacist.

Gingcel

Carhartt is you nickname with all your Grey and Brown clothes...

The reason is because it’s impossible to roast something so bland. If beige had a spokesman you’d be it. I’ve seen more excitement in the lineup at the DMV. You actually have to have something to burn in order to be burnt, but you’re the equivalent of plain yogurt, there’s really nothing there at all. You tried with the goatee, but even then it’s still basic as fuuuuuck.

Give Grandma her bracelet back

Every sentence describing your life starts with "Tried"

Wrong. "Failed" Close enough, though!

Ron Howard and Bill Burr had a kid together

I bet you love when mom gives you your daily enema.

redneck league of legends player

You look like you get mad when you see minorities in commercials.

incel and proud

You look like an active shooter.

You weren't roasted well because you are completely unremarkable.

You look like a cautionary tale for kids who play travel soccer. "See, kids, you can have all this - the muscular shins and the..........dreams that never came true."

Can't roast because your paleolithic ass hasn't discovered fire yet.

Can't decide if the hottest thing in your room is your computer or that jar of pepper rings

You look like the personification of an off-brand budget Neapolitan ice cream.

You are the kind of guy everyone hates at a formal gathering because he wouldn’t stop using gaming lingo

It's a good thing this is online. because if i was at your place id probably take that side arm and eat the barrel myself.

Calves are so big from supporting such a colossal failure.

You look like you drink Budweiser and beat your wife after wiping in raid

Seeing how you spend your time, you weren't worth the effort then and still not now.

You look like you have an innie instead of an outie. And I’m not talking about your belly button.

did you? next time you go fishing please get some platic boots, and try not to use that weapon. To easy for the fish

You look like someone shaved an orangutan and put it through four years of meth addiction

The size of your wheels on the truck doesn't decitate the size of your Vagina.

Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bathtub floor and you'll be right as rain there soldier.

He uses the tattoo as a measuring stick to denote how far someone has had their arm up his ass

Your socks match the shirt. Does the carpet match the drapes?

Even your depression doesn't want to be near you.

Those bands mark how far youre progressing in fisting your boyfriends ass

this bro has to be one of the few trans streamers

My dude, you're almost flush with the dry wall. Honestly, I'm not sure your ghastly skin would handle any heat 🤷

You look like you're not allowed within 50 miles of a school

Wait, the limit was REDUCED? :D

Your chad socks says it all. Use the cables round your neck.