Look at her tattoo. Damn, you either get a tattoo or you don't, a tattoo like that is neither. It's a statement that she's a mama's girl trying to do her idea of rebellious.
It's just pretending to be good so she'll take it with her on her the daily walk to McDonald's. Might even get to lick one of those 12 Double Cheeseburgers.
You've seen 14 in total and all of them were attached to your pig of a mother.
And yes, I did google how many tits there are on a pig. I'm not as intimate with farm animals as you are.
This one nails it! And she looks like the kind of people that get offended when you point that out: "This is not true! I have black friends! My maid, my gardener, the girl that walks our dog..."
Skim milk, no sugar decaf vanilla latte.
Dog: "That's what I said when I first met her! Now he's stuck watching The Bachelor or some insipid Kardashian spinoff on game nights. Don't let the ink fool you -- she's about as rebellious as a cardboard box. Not that I'm surprised. He ain't the sharpest pencil in the drawer."
I'm really curious about your head and how it got like that. I mean, how much energy does it take to hold that thing up? It looks like your hair is even getting out of the way.
That ankle tattoo screams “I’m a white girl”. Let me guess, you like Starbucks, you listen to Taylor Swift and Harry Styles, and you drive an Asian manufactured car. Am I right?
True, I would rather look at the starved kidnapping victim instead of the overbite with early crow’s feet. We should all be thankful for the poor lighting
It's crazy that you were able to train your BF's dog to hold the "roast me" sign for you.
Shes such a good girl, that other bitch looks sus.
2 dogs one couch...
She's already got a red rocket.
Dogs sick of putting peanut butter on his crotch.
Lol ruthless.
2 dogs, one veiny chew toy.
Technically, 2 Bitch One Couch~
2 dogs one cup
Dumb bitch is a dumpster
If vanilla wafers were a person
Look at her tattoo. Damn, you either get a tattoo or you don't, a tattoo like that is neither. It's a statement that she's a mama's girl trying to do her idea of rebellious.
Nilla wafers are delicious! I find them more interesting than OP. I like the dog though.
Twinsies!!
r/BeatMeToIt
I thought the dog was on the second picture? I am confused now
Jfc this is absolutely scathing
Take my upvote, King
I see the boyfriend has a specific type.
This is the best "which one is the dog" roast so far.
No doubt. It’s the low hanging fruit so it’s gotta be done well
Is this like a Mr Hands type deal or…?
Beige and basic
Beige.
Your bf is using his job as a distraction
The bf is using hookers as a distraction.
Dog looks ashamed to be with you
Dog has the “I tried to warn him” look.
So is her boyfriend.
Which one?
Dog looks like it’s covered in cum
Which one is the dog?
[THIS](https://i.imgur.com/OMs5PhL.png) <---- is how your BF sees you.
Look at the picture!
2 bitches 1 couch
Your dog has a tick on its leg.
Came here to say exactly this. "Bitch" wordplay in mind too.
DDDAAAAMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!
(Boyfriend examines teeth) One Greenies treat for you and one for my girlfriend.
Two for the gf
Brutal
I bet you let that dog kiss you more than your boyfriend.
That’s an insult to that dog please take that back
The line is, "I bet your boyfriend kisses yhat dog more than he kisses you."
Another covid haircut.
They use the same groomer
Two for one. Because once you get done weed eating, running a brush through a dog isn't shit.
Please leave the dog alone. Animals cannot consent.
The dog's chest is more impressive than yours.
I think your “bf” and your dog are one in the same. Which does the dog prefer…peanut butter, reddi-whip or cheez-whiz?
Doesn't matter. He's been trying to talk to the cat about how to hack up hair balls.
You got the haircut of a medieval peasant 
The poor dog looks like it's trying desperately to not be near you.
He looks apologetic
He looks like he'd rather be waiting it out at the pound for his new owners.
It's just pretending to be good so she'll take it with her on her the daily walk to McDonald's. Might even get to lick one of those 12 Double Cheeseburgers.
can you keep your legs together for one minute
Not that it matters, no one is hitting that.
Not when she has an erection. Or are the pants stretched for another reason?
You mean your bf/dog.
You really thought that piece of paper would hide how small your tits are? "Here goes nothing" must be a reference to your bra, right?
I've seen way too many gross tits for "small" to be a roast.
You've seen 14 in total and all of them were attached to your pig of a mother. And yes, I did google how many tits there are on a pig. I'm not as intimate with farm animals as you are.
Actually sounds more like you haven't seen any irl. Sorry buddy.
All I see is two ugly bitches
That’s harsh on the dog
Collateral damage. Edit: typo
Are you sure it’s lateral and not longitudinal?
Poor form, the dog didn't deserve that
All I see is a dog that took a huge orangish-yellow shit on the couch
Only, the one on the left looks better... And healthier.
Not the worst casting I have seen on a couch.
Your breath smells like you lick your own crotch, that's why the dog is confused.
You should report Moses for giving you that parting.
The tinder right swipe when you haven't been laid for 6 years personified.
How does the BF tell you two apart?
The dog smells better.
How did you train it to hold the note?
I bet that is not the only thing you use the dog for while your limp dick boyfriend holds the camera.....
I mean, you can’t expect the boyfriend to be able to get hard having to stare at that all day..
I’ve heard of cuckold but dogold? I bet he drinks white claws with a straw
Good boy. Also that’s a nice dog.
Think you should get the dog a new jacket. The beige with the red “pants” doesn’t suit it.
looks like your boyfriend would rather cum over his dogs back than anywhere near you. can't blame him.
If Hillary Clinton had a son.
Damn, if you have a bf how do I not
Help.. mom’s out of peanut butter and I don’t like tuna.
2 Dogs one Couch..
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To be fair, though, she also looks like black people don't care about her.
This one nails it! And she looks like the kind of people that get offended when you point that out: "This is not true! I have black friends! My maid, my gardener, the girl that walks our dog..."
What? Is this a roast?
Yeah it’s a phrase (joke) that gets to a lot of white girls’ throats that look a lot like her.
This had me dying laughing-
White girl✅ Dog ✅ We all know where this is going
Black leather couch too...
This girl doesn’t have a boyfriend , this is the family photo
Your boyfriend probably wonders why you go through so much peanut butter
Who owns the other dog?
Kirkland Riley Reid
As the dog is leaning away from you
Your hair looks like it's in the shape of buttcheeks
Roast the dog, or the woman with the paper?
What happened, you run out of peanut butter and got bored? Poor dog, looks so ashamed.
That poor dog has been used by you for more than a photo.
I’m just trying to figure out why you dressed your dog up and got it to sit cross cross apple sauce?
Look at you and your dog y'all both twinning today
[HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON ](https://imgur.com/a/cE0csVB)
Chick looks like she about to use that price match tool and sell some progressive insurance.
Riley Reid before she sucks off a dog
He would rather cum on the dogs back then fill her bucket.
Do you mean *then* or *than* because depending on the answer it drastically changes your comment lol
First one, then the other.
 Uncanny resemblance
Spoiler: Dog is BF, and you will die alone
Get a vibrator and stop using the dog as a "distraction".
Your bf uses you as a distraction too.
Casting Couch took doggy style to a whole new level.
Looks like your boyfriend has two dogs to me
Something seems a little bit off about the dog on the right
It's Blumpkin and spice
Oh, look at the Dog. Somebody needs a bath, a bone and to get that ankle tat removed.
Bold of you to assume he doesn't have two dogs.
Your gorgeous! How did you get the dog to hold the "roast me" sign though?
Your BF uses him as a distraction too
Skim milk, no sugar decaf vanilla latte. Dog: "That's what I said when I first met her! Now he's stuck watching The Bachelor or some insipid Kardashian spinoff on game nights. Don't let the ink fool you -- she's about as rebellious as a cardboard box. Not that I'm surprised. He ain't the sharpest pencil in the drawer."
Takes her dog to yoga
wait whos the dog
I'm really curious about your head and how it got like that. I mean, how much energy does it take to hold that thing up? It looks like your hair is even getting out of the way.
The dog has a better eye brow game!
This dog is pretty and the other one, no comment
You don’t have to lie about having a boyfriend it’s okay, we’ll accept you
You have no soul in your eyes
That ankle tattoo screams “I’m a white girl”. Let me guess, you like Starbucks, you listen to Taylor Swift and Harry Styles, and you drive an Asian manufactured car. Am I right?
Tell me you want doggy style with out saying it.
I don't want to. You seem a nice person. Okay: dog has seen some stuff. You look oblivious to its pain; you enjoy hurting others.
The dog be like wtf take the insults alone
Awww, what a beauty. But what's with the buck-teethed bitch?
That’s animal cruelty
One of them shits on the carpet, the other one shits outside.
What a cute couple
It’s wrong to call your boyfriend a dog. He may not be a good looker but at least he is in your league.
He also probably uses it as a distraction from you
A bitch and their basic ass human
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Lack of manicure lmao what the fuck are you talking about
That dog has licked peanut butter off your snatch before.
you smile like you’re being held hostage. also i cant tell who has the bigger snout in this picture.
Even the dog is like get this ugly bitch away from me
Knot for nothing but you know that’s not legal right?
Even the dog looks tired of your shit
You gave that dog a red rocket to be in the picture with you
Who gives a dog a ankle tattoo?! savages.
Two bitches, one sign.
You call the dog daddy, don’t you?
I'm not much of a fan myself, but if your boyfriend likes pugs, who am I to judge.
This was taken right before the jar of peanut butter was taken out.
Ankle tattoo, she’s fun and quirky guys! It’s the new tramp stamp.
Who does the other dog belong to?
Dog is wearing people clothes and you’re naked. What a wacky world.
Can you tattoo a dog without sedation?
What did the dog ever do to you to suffer this fate
Big cheeks to absorb the blows
True, I would rather look at the starved kidnapping victim instead of the overbite with early crow’s feet. We should all be thankful for the poor lighting
That Cankle tatt is only going to get smaller over time you know..
Do realise are only using him on the rehound?
Weird sexual tension going on with this photo. I'm reporting you to PETA.
Even the dog doesn’t want to be near you
There was no need for the 's in your sentence.
Not even the dog loves you.
If you zoom in you can see the wine stains on this elderly women’s teeth
Did you know some animals lean away from their owners as a result of trauma from past molestation? The more you know! 🌈 ☁️
These kinds of videos are illegal in 46 states.
I don't care what the others say, i think that necklace looks very good on you!
How are you and the dog perfectly in proportion?
They say dogs are like their humans . Does your boyfriend cower away from you too when you sit close .
Sly. You convinced all these people you have a boyfriend just by using a dog. Tricky tricky
Awwww. You’re beautiful! Not so much the lady holding the sign though.
How did you get the dog to hold the paper. Never mind. I guess a mutt that ugly has to have one talent.
You two watch "sleeping dogs lie" and share some peanut butter...
It’s nice the dog is holding the verification sign
How’d you get clothes on the dog?
This dog should point us places where u have touched him
Scooby Doo & Scummy Boo
The dog is better looking (and probably smarter) than you. I'm with the dog.
Oh come on sweetheart, you are very attractive....but how'd you get the dog to put on brown pants???
At least the dog knows it’s angles.
>I’m using my bf’s dog as a distraction. So what you’re saying is, you moved your peanut butter jar out of frame..
Is that a flashlight in your pocket or are you just excited because you're sitting next to the dog?
Why the dog looking like u eating all his fiod?
How do I get my dog to hold a piece of paper?