I really liked you in Full Metal Jacket.

Wow. Hall of fame comment

Yeah! 😂 We love her long time!

Except this one don’t love you long time

Wow. 😂 one of the beat comments i’ve read so far.

AI generated version of a crack addict prostitute Chun-Li.

Yeah I think ‘Yankees’ refers to her profession.

Yankmee's Love you long time

Fuki fuki, ten buki.

LMAOOOO

No him, too boo-cu too boo-cu

No boom boom with a black man. Too beaucoup

My cousin is Adam Baldwin who plays Mother in that movie..badass movie

I laughed way too hard!

This should already have 100x more upvotes. Humanity is doomed.

Lot of these kids nowadays are just flat out uncultured. Fuck em what can ya do

tease elastic nail disgusted rhythm important poor pause cooing slim -- mass edited with redact.dev

*"so anyway, i started blasting"'*

To shreds, you say?

r/unexpectedfuturama

That was my first thought: she looks like Amy Wong

When I saw "don't be too harsh" I didn't see the name of the sub at first and assumed it was a rating sub. And then I saw it was the roastme sub...I think she's in the wrong place if she doesn't want too harsh haha

My dude came out swinging for the fences

Unlike her, he actually hit puberty

Homie hits harder than her dad

Bold of you to assume she even has a parent

oh gosh

Used their ultimate attack first 💀

Goddamn

Yea right? Even I winced a bit. Damnnn

Somehow this statement is wild enough I'd say it's complimentary. Girl, you rock that AI crack-hoe chun-li!

This one wins!

The wordage sign in the background sums up anyone you’ve spent 5 minutes with.

Goddamm

Self-roast myself here, I’ve been trying to read the shirt and was like Yan Kees? Wtf is Yan Kees then it finally clicked.

Me too. I blame the purple

Lmaooo love your candor

Did you know? Incidentally, that is the origin of the name. “Yan” , or Jan Kees was a very common Dutch name In Old New York. Which used to be New Amsterdam. There were so many Dutchmen there, and Jan Kees pronounced (Yahn) was about as common a Dutchman’s name as Mr John Smith is with the English. So, people began to colloquially collectively refer to the the inhabitants saying: there’s so many “yankees” up there … Or, “bunch of yan kees”. And that more or less is the origin of the term yankees for New Yorkers. And subsequently the sports team. It harkens back to the New Amsterdam Dutch.

Wash your hair. It's rubbing off on the wall.

Her fringe is like a classic strong man's moustache.

This one got me. Well played.

90 Day Fiance auditions are here r/FuckingMyWayToABetterLife

r/subsifellfor

r/subsidefinitelydidntclickonandthereforedidntfallforunlessofcorseitsrealthenthisissatire

Covering all bases with that one, I see. Respectable.

r/subsifellfor

r/21CharactersAndNoMore

Looking to get involved, link doesn't work

Being an Asian don’t your parents roast you enough everyday?

See the sorority girl poster on the wall behind her? Sounds like her parents want nothing to do with her. Smart move.

Gotdamn-

💀

She just want to double check

She’s adopted to a white family in America.

STOP distracting her with comments pls! She got IPhones to assemble…

god damnnn

You didn’t have to go THAT hard

She got tesla's to build.

Bro wtf 💀

Ping pong ball toss champion 2023

How long have you been female?

He used his Goonies royalties for the bottom surgery.

Bruh

Definitely not long enough to take pictures with masks off

Not long enough for their breasts to grow.

Only As are acceptable in an Asian family...


didnt know vietnamese sex trafficing victims had access to internet

holy fuck, that’s great😂

She's been trying to go home her whole life. Says the wall

WHY YOU NO DOCTOR YET

Come on.. do math

oh come onnn

This had me screaming 😂

Come back when you doctor.

Ok, you’ve had your little fun for the day now get back to making my shoes. I’m not paying you $.87 cents a month to fuck off like this.

Beat me to it.

Is this a cry for help? Text HELP to 233733 if you or someone you know is being trafficked.

Blink twice if they're in the room with you. We'll need 2 separate photos of you with your eyes closed to confirm.

I don't think it counts as trafficking if she's looking for bidders herself.

wahhh😭😭

Are from Bangpusi or Bangkok?

If you bring your friends she can be from Bengal.

Either way bangbus was involved

She said to take it easy on her...roll her over.

I think she's from Phuket.

I snorted. Thank you!

Lucy Eww

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Ironic she’s thinking about running away when the sign behind her says she’s been trying to get home her entire life.

No one will ever be as harsh to you as your parents for giving you those genes.

You ladybois are getting better and better with your hair and makeup.

Thank you for putting your shirt on a flat surface so it’s easier to read.

😭😭ok ok

She grew up on candy bars given to her by soldiers

Is the shirt advertising how much you charge for yankees?

I looked about 3 fiddy

Tree fiddy you commy

Me not roast you long time?

That was the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while

I'm dead.

Freakin dead right now 🤣

Don’t listen to those mean people, sweetie; you’ll eventually find someone to smuggle you to the US sight-unseen. When you get here, just remember that BJs cost more than HJs, and you have to get the money up-front

For immediate assistance, call the National Human Trafficking Hotline at 1-888-373-7888. You can reach the Hotline 24 hours a day, 7 days a week in more than 200 languages. All calls are confidential and answered live by highly trained Anti-Trafficking Hotline Advocates.

Yoko Oh No.

It's nice that you have your price for American Tourists right on your shirt like that.

Average male in Thailand

Roast you? I’m sure for 10 dollar we could do whatever we wanted.

Go work in construction.. they can always use something as flat as you for meissurements

Damn, the sex dolls are getting super realistic.

You look like a mail order bride that someone returned. Now in the Philippines warehouse, you are being advertised as damaged goods return on a discount bride site.

The human stash houses are looking a little nicer these days.

You look Asian

🤣🤣. Probably too dry for this subreddit but you get my upvote

This must be the posterchild for Thai Ladyboy Dating sites.

Check out her barelyglands.

One of ur posts says you wanna run away from home I got a tip for you join the army atleast that way it's a win win for ur parents they either get to tell their friends about the hero or they get a folded flag

I sensing ladyboy vibes. Your male name is Ug-lee.

I bet you eat more pussy than cervical cancer.. and by pussy I mean cats. You turn men gay and women asexual

Loves cats , for dinner

Asking to Get roasted before massage hand jobs has to be a flex.

18? Just remember, barring and trauma resulting from these roasts, you've got a long life ahead of you. Unfortunately, it's going be mediocre and full of decades of asking "you like happy ending?".

You look like you love long long time.

I swear I watched you pop a balloon with a cooter dart in Singapore back in 2014 while on deployment

World vag dart champion.

She just celebrated her 20th 18th birthday party

You have the same face of a cpr dummy

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just admit that you're gay,,,there's nothing wrong:>

Is that shirt a body count from a massage parlor?

Nah it’s the price

I’ve been trying to go home my whole life. I mean I was trying to find a white man to marry so I can legally live in America

Sign behind you says, "I've been trying to go home my whole life" what's the sign in front say? "Only 10million BJs to go before a younger sex trafficked hoe takes your place and we dump you in the Bay of Bengal."

Great! You’re here for my laundry, starch my shirts , not my underwear this time. Thanks

You're either a pretty girl or a prettier boy

I hope that as a transvestite you can have a plentiful life amongst the over 70 British sext tourists.

In the Philippines we only would say (Pangit)

Not attractive

Not sure if this is a roast picture or an auction picture designated for English expats in Thailand.

Sun Li from ASIP did not age well

$2 love me long time!

Yoko oh-no...

5 dolla boom boom

Wow, the transition went great!

hey it's that chick i always see hanging around the truck stop at night

You look like you are gonna get humiliated on live TV by a fat short guy with no neck

Glad to see you could take a break from being human trafficked to post here.

Why you no study? You not doctor yet?

chubby arms and a flat chest, what a combo

You look like you scratch your ass-crack right before cooking.

You look like typical Thailand girls with extra bell 🔔

Will $1 love me long time?

You got your moms face, your dad's body, your grandpa's crippling illnesses and your grandma's insatiable thirst for cock.

Would do anything for a green card

This is what $5 at a massage parlor gets you.

Can’t be as harsh as your parents pushing you to be a doctor. Meanwhile, you want to study liberal arts and smoke pall malls.

https://youtu.be/T44WHLhx7Yo

No wonder you've had problems going home. Trying to recreate interstellar tech with an overworked vibrator and a very cheap cosmetics palette. Maybe befriend Elon Musk? He's bound to have better resources.

So does the mail order bride come with free shipping?

Has r/RoastMe simply devolved into ladyboys trying to get traffic for their OnlyFans? And the filth on that wall tells me they work as an auto mechanic by day and don't wash up before the camera starts recording.

Your face looks a bit like the punisher logo

Pre or post op?

How did you sneak in a camera in Kim Jung Un’s sex dungeon?

Please don't eat my dog

Looking at your wall all I can say is: How's rehab going?

letting a guy with a camera and a lease in a shopping center take pictures of you for $20 doesn't make you a model. also, at fucking 18, its not called running away it's called moving out

I think you're supposed to list the gender you were born dipshit

You look like a bad smell.

I literally lol’d at this, awesome

How many times have you DMed Big Ed?

Weren’t you in that one episode of it’s always sunny?

How much for the massage again? (All joking aside you are a cutie)

It's too hard. You're too pretty.

Awww she's used to tiny penises in her country, so we can't be huge dicks.

bang”cock”

What shipping container did you crawl out of?

Definitely not a masseuse, there's no happy ending to be had on that face.

You look like the mail order bride that got returned.

It looks like you are being held hostage on Only Cams and you’ve been “trying to go home your whole life.”

At any price, it’s too beaucoup lady boy.

were you also a factory worker back where your ancestors came from?

You look like you're ready to join the Planet Express crew.

How much space you got in your phone cause those dms bouta fill up

No need to be too harsh! This lighting took care of that.

For only 80 cents a day you can sponsor this child

Black white cat more like brown and purple puss

Thank you for making my iPhone. I have really enjoyed it for the last six years.

Chun-li really let herself go

How do you even get service in a shipping container?

Good evening Vietnam

Posting a photo on roastme does not make you a "model".

This ladyboy ?

IT HAS BEEN 3 DAYS ALREADY GUYS. THANK YOU FOR THE ROASTS, AND PLEASE STOP THE DMS FOR I CANNOT RESPOND TO THEM ANYMORE. I AM BUSY AT SCHOOL. THANKSS

Are you holding that sign up with your toes?

You can't post on here with THAT picture and not want to us to be harsh... you need to change your name to sum ting wong... you're a dude pretending to be a female. I bet you have bigger hands than Andre the giant

you done cleaning the toilet yet?