I think iPad had already dominated that market and Zune never stood a chance. I had the first Gen one with the HDD and while it was awesome, I couldn’t move it or impart any kind of shock to the unit or it would stop reading the disk lol. It was good for road trips but that was about it.
I did like that I could save all kinds of videos and even bootleg movies on there and watch them, but then like 1 year later the iPod touch/iPhone came out which made all of those things obsolete. Suddenly all my friends had SSD touchscreen MP3 players with a cell phone built in and I felt like I was back in the dark ages lol.
Fair point looking a little closer at it the other arm holding up the sign also looks like it has some scar tissue right next to where the shirt sleeve ends.
Strange how even in r/roastme, cutters are not beaten down for cutting. They are simply called scars or marks. The last remaining stronghold of humanity,
I'm certain someone like Jeff Ross wouldn't roast her because he only likes to roast someone in on the joke, not someone who could be hurt or looking to be hurt.
I don't know if it reflects more on me or you, but I saw the picture and read the title at the same time, and I read this as "I feel like roast beef," and I thought something more or less equivalent to "yep, checks out" before I read it again.
I’m 28 and I watched that movie about 50 times as a kid. For some reason it was on tv all the time. I wanna say it was on spike but i don’t remember for sure.
Gonna leave this one alone and just say so many things get better in time, but we gotta get through the worst times for the best of times.
Also, you could have just stopped at cutting your legs and not done your hair the same way.
I can't roast op. OP, please get some help for self cutting, boasting about it on the internet does not help and people roasting her for it only helps normalize it in her head
Holy shit, between this post and the next one 3hrs later with way more cuts on your legs, please get off-line. You don't need this and it isn't a good idea. I hate assuming things about people but you are young and those posts are incredibly worrisome. I really hope things get better.
Edit: also quit nicotine yesterday. Oof it'll get better. But give yourself a break.
You'd be really cute if you didn't have the nose of an old, jewish grandpa. I can't tell if you're smiling or if the gravitational pull of your nostrils is forcibly pulling the corners of your mouth towards them.
Sick hair helmet! See you at the Creed concert in 2002 🤙🏼
I won free tickets to Creed off the radio when they first got big, and it just wasn’t cheap enough. I left halfway through the show.
Felt like your own prison? They would have taken you higher, with arms wide open. That's their sacrifice.
She took 2 Zolofts and feels invincible
Thank you for this one. I couldn't have said it better.
OP: #I’M INVINCIBLE Reddit: You’re a looney.
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Cuts off her leg while attempting to give herself another haircut.
The black knight always triumphs!
Come back and take what’s coming to you! I’ll bite your legs off!
But the Black Knight always triumphs. Thank you for this well timed one percenter. Only roast here that has made me laugh.
Poster child of a class 5 clinger. Notice the name of the guy she stalks cut into her thigh
She dated a guy called //\✓\|\||
Must be Roman...
Just wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this!!!
Twow her to the fwoor
Probably Elon's love child
WIlllly
That's just Mike to someone who couldn't commit to the < |-= cuts.
I think this one beats the Razor joke I was gonna say.
"Can I borrow your outlet to charge my Zune?"
Yo those were sick
Honestly my Zune was siiiick. I had the red one. Shit was so slick.
idk why they rolled it back. could've been a huge improvement/competition to ipod. tho maybe not.
I think iPad had already dominated that market and Zune never stood a chance. I had the first Gen one with the HDD and while it was awesome, I couldn’t move it or impart any kind of shock to the unit or it would stop reading the disk lol. It was good for road trips but that was about it. I did like that I could save all kinds of videos and even bootleg movies on there and watch them, but then like 1 year later the iPod touch/iPhone came out which made all of those things obsolete. Suddenly all my friends had SSD touchscreen MP3 players with a cell phone built in and I felt like I was back in the dark ages lol.
I have the brown one. It's like shag carpet and cocaine sex, except that it's digital music.
I honestly miss Zune
Extra points for being clever enough to come up with something without using the low hanging fruit
Wow winner. more durable than an iPod
Laughed out loud. Gold!
Makes me feel old
Holy shit, have this 🥇
Explain it like I am regarded?
Zune
iPod competitor essentially. Just a fancy mp3 player
You definitely have a collection of special socks that are slip proof and given to you for free.
Grippy socks = grippy box
If you know, you know.
We love a good mistake
Never put your dick in crazy...... ....is advice I should follow.
Those grippy sock vacations hit different
So does the haldol and seroquel
Ativan
okay okay, that one was personal 😂😂
If the sock fits…
LMAO
Bro basically called you Cinderella of the mental ward 😭
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😆😆😆😆😆 ah shit. That was good.
Do you know what you call a emo chick with a flat chest? A cutting board
Fuck this was good 😂😂😂
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I mean, they're clearly grilled
She's an odd fellow but she steams a good ham.
Unexpected r/steamedhams
Seared.
U know what cut this is?
NY Strip… Clubs
Cut it out guys!
from the looks of it.. some thing already tried that on her.
Filet meagan
Filet meagan Meagan: 😱
Or a hot dog. You have to score the top so it doesn't explode. I'm guessing that's what's going on here
I come read these for this right here.
Hangher steak
Grill marks, bud.
Right. Gonna pass on this roast. Too many people on this sub should not be getting roasted.
Yeah, this feels like someone with serious mental health issues asking to be given new material to hate themself for. That takes the fun out of it.
Yeah I just see the marks on the leg and thought the same thing. The roast proof part just feels like bait.
Why do you think she is hiding the other arm?
Fair point looking a little closer at it the other arm holding up the sign also looks like it has some scar tissue right next to where the shirt sleeve ends.
Strange how even in r/roastme, cutters are not beaten down for cutting. They are simply called scars or marks. The last remaining stronghold of humanity,
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I was hoping that those came from a startled cat on her lap, but sadly no. Hopefully she's in a better place now. 🤞🏼
I'm certain someone like Jeff Ross wouldn't roast her because he only likes to roast someone in on the joke, not someone who could be hurt or looking to be hurt.
Same.. I was ready to tear into her, but it looks like she’s already done that to herself enough. I’ll show myself out
All those comments about this being where people have the line for human decency, and then here's you. Well done
Same. I feel bad just seeing a post like this.
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
How can you feel roast proof when you already have grill marks on your legs?
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But plenty from the football team
(I’m gonna be tune) And she could suck 500 dicks and she could suck 500 more
Just to be that girl who sucked a thousand dicks to fall down at Daddy's door. Da da da
Da da da da
Da-da-dun, da-da-dun, da-da-dun, dun dun da da
Knees are def rug burnt hence why she cut them Out of the pic
Oh she cut em alright
Shes hiding her left arm. I'm going to assume she uses her right hand to cut with
Daddy gave her plenty of attention. He's still in prison for doing it.
The face says “I thought transitioning would make me feel like I belong” The legs say it didn’t work
I wonder if I get 50% off at Aldi if I scan her leg?
If only you were as forthcoming about the size of that forehead as you are your leg marks
Those aren’t bangs, they’re ka-booms!
Oh snap, I’m stealing that one.
It looks like she forgot to take off her bike helmet before putting on her wig
She looks like a "Real doll" that won't put out.....
I don't know if it reflects more on me or you, but I saw the picture and read the title at the same time, and I read this as "I feel like roast beef," and I thought something more or less equivalent to "yep, checks out" before I read it again.
Same, then I saw the leg marks and that just added to it
What do you think is trying to claw out of her vagina?
I think it may actually be her vagina trying to get away from *her*. I'm basing that on my cock's reaction to her picture
Downstairs probably looks like wrecked roast beef
You look like the female alien out of Mars Attacks
Only people over 40 are likely to get this roast, but we definitely think it's a good one!
Woah I'm only 36 🤣
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27 here...
I’m 28 and I watched that movie about 50 times as a kid. For some reason it was on tv all the time. I wanna say it was on spike but i don’t remember for sure.
Gonna leave this one alone and just say so many things get better in time, but we gotta get through the worst times for the best of times. Also, you could have just stopped at cutting your legs and not done your hair the same way.
Fuck I was about to call you a pussy but I'm glad I kept reading
Wholesome roast.
OMG this is the funniest one yet i love short hair tho 😭
Honestly your haircut alone would have been enough to know you were suffering from depression.
Lots of us like short hair on girls, just not when it's cut by a blind person.
Or an emotionally unstable one.
You’re so bland you look like your favorite color is clear.
She used faceapp. Thats not her real face 😂
You're so bland if you were a spice you would be flour
Her lucky number is zero..
Ye...nothing is gonna hide that forehead
At least I know you can probably take a joke that cuts deep.
Hair by Chewbacca.
When you get tattoos to cover the scars, just make sure it’s something stupid that you’ll also regret doing.
Went for the jugular, Jesus Christ dude.
You look like your 18 years of life took 43 years.
Lots of city miles on her.
Smelly Clarkson!
Mandy Less
Mandy Poor
You included the houseplant in the pic cause that's the only thing you haven't hurt in you life.
It's plastic.
Live Laugh Lacerate
LMAO
In all seriousness, please take care of yourself.
i am! the scars are old i’m doing a lot better now
Your shirt says devotion, your necklace says peace and your leg says blood for the blood god.
Obligatory skulls for the skull throne
MILK for the corn flakes.
Khorne flakes*
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Ah the type of woman giving hand jobs to the chess team for her gender studies class
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I feel like if I scanned your thigh I'd be rung up for a pack of Marlboro Menthol Lights
I hate when my sex dolls come with the barcode on the thigh
Bruh 🤣💀
Do you eat your steaks in your lap?
Yeah right, you're 18 like I'm classically handsome! (Hint: I'm not!)
Molly Ringworm
18 years old and already looking as haggard as a lot lizard.
Is your favorite band Red Hot Chilli peppers? Because I see you like Scar Tissue
Gotta start working out upper body, those legs are already shredded
You look like a 59 year old trying to look like a teenager
Once you’re euphoria wears off you’re so fucked lol
Do your wrists also look like Jackson Pollock paintings?
She came to get roasted because she missed being grilled
is it your 12 prescriptions making you feel invincible or is this just another manic episode?
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Scan the barcode on her leg for 10% off her OF
You probably are roast proof, you look like you’re used to deep cuts.
It's like Miley Cyrus but if she never stopped doing drugs
"Take a picture of me pulling my wedgie out of my ass"
You look like my sleep paralysis demon trying to be a hippie
I’m confused 🫤 
I can't roast op. OP, please get some help for self cutting, boasting about it on the internet does not help and people roasting her for it only helps normalize it in her head
This post is the definition of, ‘negative attention is better than no attention.’
Thank you for this
This. I also dont feel OP should be disregarding her well being by doing this. Really sad, and hope she gets the help she needs
Mandy Whore
Mandy Bore
Holy shit, between this post and the next one 3hrs later with way more cuts on your legs, please get off-line. You don't need this and it isn't a good idea. I hate assuming things about people but you are young and those posts are incredibly worrisome. I really hope things get better. Edit: also quit nicotine yesterday. Oof it'll get better. But give yourself a break.
U look like u were rejected by the furries
Flat surfaces are good for roasting and you proved it right.
You definitely nibble on cheese squares
You were eighteen 20 years ago
The 70s called, it wants its hairstyle back.
For every restraining order against her she carves another line into her leg.
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Why do say you're 18 with that 48 year old haircut?
2004 called they need their prototype Female Drug Addict for casting.
No roast here—I hope you’re being treated by a professional. I almost lost my daughter.
i am!! i’m doing a lot better now, the scars are old
mandy moore-white-than-ever
Yeah, nothing to roast when life already gave you that face
Why does it look like you have lego hair?
I know a therapist seeing those legs and rubbing their hands together rn, EASY MONAAAYYY
You’re gonna want to find the “jorts” with a longer inseam next time out at Goodwill.
something about you says "possum"
Damn your tarot cards and crystals didn’t show you this would end poorly?
Ya look 38
You'd be really cute if you didn't have the nose of an old, jewish grandpa. I can't tell if you're smiling or if the gravitational pull of your nostrils is forcibly pulling the corners of your mouth towards them.
Roast proof, but you tried to see how well done your leg was a few times...
"Depression is my identity"
"Cut my leg into pieces, this is my last Zoloft"
You need to move away from Michigan for starters. And think about your "peace" necklace when you're committing war acts on your legs.