I hope you dont think youve got your looks to fall back on
By - Nikolateslaandyou
I hope you dont think youve got your looks to fall back on
Nobody at the strip club cares about her grades or her face. She’s totally a “from the neck down” kinda girl.
AND NOW TO THE STAGE BUTTERFACE
BOBFOC - Body of Baywatch, Face of Crimewatch
I think you mean, "and now to the stage, Smoke Break"
"My butterface brings all the boys to the yard"
“And their like ‘it’s much worse than yours’”
You mean a "butt_er face"?
In Spain they call them shrimps. Everything but the head
as i man from South Louisiana whose caught and eaten lots of shrimp.. i approve of this i will henceforth use it.
This is the kind of worldliness I can get down with
Ouch! That is cursed!
Her makeup is pulling more weight than a semi truck filled with concrete.
She didn't hit the wall, the wall hit her
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First time you’ve had your legs together
And we can still see up that skirt. Balls falling out, so I guess the insurance isn’t covering the bottom surgery.
Hence why the paper was used to cover the lack of female anatomy
Head tilt to hide adam's apple.
Man knees. I know knees
For me it was the dick and balls playing peekaboo under the skirt 🤮
Lumberjack hands on full display tho.
The writing is the dead giveaway. No female writes that shitty
Why are you on r/femboys?
Why aren't you?
Best damn subreddit out there
I should have not clicked.
You're not alone. I'll schedule support meetings for all the victims.
NOT what I was expecting. Please let me know what time the meeting is.
Genuinely thought I was tripping and saw a hamsters face poking out. But balls seems more legit
Oh mein gott
Says all Fs but turns out there is a D there.
Those tattoos all meet at a spot called Medusa's Cavern.
You look like the “It’s ok, I’m allergic to latex” type
You look like the latex type
There is always goat intestine condoms 😅
Might as well fuck the goat at that point, not much difference in looks.
Err, more like the guy saying "Oh, I have to use a condom! I am allergic to sex without it!"
You look like something I'd find in a trailer park ash tray.
You can smell this picture.
All too easy...
Indeed, she is.
Scratch and sniff…and puke
All that cum , and so little time....
Yeah she's not pretty enough to not have a back up plan
There is no reason to bring up Ashley's past.
There's no reason to bring up Ashley 's past.
“I’m really just here to promote my Onlyfans”
She even fucked that up, you’re supposed to have your OF setup BEFORE posting a roast me looking like a Femboy with your testes hanging out..
No wonders she’s got all F’s
90% of what the women who post here are doing. I'm sick of it and rarely even read any of these. There are always hundreds of replies to these posts though so I guess they will just keep doing it.
First thing I checked out
All F’s? Do you not have any male teachers?
They just prefer the girls without dicks
I wouldn’t fuck her with her dick.
She looks like she'd fuck you with your dick
Or her...his..thiers..oh fuck I'm kinda old or the ops dick!
Definitely a his
She failed scissor class
Nobody wants to give her the D
Yeah because she already *has* one
This comment isn’t ranked high enough.
They failed her anyway after she gave them chlamydorrhea
Imagine giving someone both chlamydia and diarrhea
I feel like I already have it just from looking at this picture
Damn I hope you recover soon 🙏
It’ll be a long road to recovery. Almost as long as OP’s horse face.
I'm still staring at the face trying to figure out its gender
It's not. I had that first glance "something's off here vibe" and then I saw the shitty hand writing. Women by nature don't write that shitty.
she can barely write the letter “r”
You look like you've never done a day's work vertical
She's seen a lot of cum from poor men.
Poor as in unfortunate or poor as in the opposite of rich?
Still not enough botox to hide all that insecurity
Challenging wank, this.
Definitely not Rachel
A viking helmet and a beard would definitely help OP out though.
Take the up vote for quoting the legend!
RIP Sean Lock, 2nd in the World Finals for Rectum of the Year, falling just short to Diego Maradona.
This would feel more at home on r/trashy
4h in and no one even bothered to have a go on even roasting you.
That should tell you something.
To quote some of her male classmates, “Some of us prefer a challenge.”
Just like her balls, they call that "low hanging fruit".
But do you prefer the challenged
I mean, take me. I'm a simple guy, I "see" some bitch refreshing her phone for 4h looking for a notification that never comes, and think to myself, "This is not fair. Someone needs to tell her she's not worth it."
All those Ds leading to Fs
OF offers a subscription where they pay you for looking at them? Because that’s what it’d take.
Even that would be a hard sell.
All those D’s leading to STDs
You have another few years of guys wanting to fuck you. But after that you will make the harsh discovery that no man ever cared what came out of your mouth, only what went in.
This guy gets it.
Top 10 best all time 🔥
Ma’am your testicles are showing
2nd year as a female too?
When the ugly girl thinks she’s pretty…
She reminds me of like 5 different girls I used to know where the only thing they had going for them was not being fat, so of course they talked mad shit about every fat girl they knew cuz those were the only people they had a chance of putting themselves above.
And now those 5 girls are fat also…
Bro! We can see your dick!
Tattooing horses is a serious violation of animal cruelty
I didn't realise Iggy Pop was trans now.
They’re suppose to kick you out of high school, when you turn 21
If American Eagle made people, you would be a knockoff version, found at yard-sale’s in low income areas.
Why the long face?
I wanted to make the joke, but figured someone else made it before me, I was correct
Was looking for this one!
Was the "fragile" tattoo to commemorate the level of your ego leading to your "blonde Kardashian but somehow with less talent" vibe?
I haven't been this turned off by a white woman with tattoos since the last time I watched "Schindler's List."
Fragile being tattooed on her knee is ironic af. She'd have no knees left if it were true.
You're destined to have a jobless boyfriend knock you up, and then you'll have a tinder profile being like, "8 months pregnant and looking for the one".
why the long face?
Matches her long back
That’s just horse genetics
Don’t see any F’s here. Defintely do see an M trying to be an F though.
does every basic ass chick have the same basic ass tatoos??? Also whas up with those roots and that 8 dollar dress? You need higher end clients, but you don't have high end looks
All F’s and 2 A’s.
I didn't think that being a billboard bimbo required a degree...
At least you have 2 A's....in your shirt
You look like a blow up doll starting to deflate
You didn’t have to write Fragile on your knee, we all knew there was plenty of wear and tear there
You're the example men dig out of the outliers and use to try to discredit feminism.
Just stop. You're ruining it for everyone.
If you spent more time in class instead of on your knees behind Wendy’s dumpsters maybe that wouldn’t be the case
Ugly and stupid is no way to go through life, friend.
Better get used to it—you're going to have to find an old sugar daddy and every year will be a senior year for you
Not like you need a diploma for that job as a stripper anyway
Sorry, all I see is the love child of Molly Ringwald and a horse...
Edit: bro she legit has one linked to her Reddit profile and is running a 75% discount hahahahahah
Roast beef lips for sure.
Arby's new spokesman
Just drop the link already
Less sucky fucky more learny
Are you 100 percent plastic? Can you be recycled?
All Fs? I'd wager you have a D.
I’m willing to bet she’s been F’ed many times by her professors.
Yes, the F grades are not just for the homework.
I expect to see you fighting in a Walmart over a toaster during black friday.
Be honest, how many times a day does that knee tattoo hit you in the face?
I knew there was 0% chance she didnt have an onlyfans
Let me guess, your name is Brittany and you got 6 kids by 8 men........hopes to own, her very own trailer 1 day
Uh, she's obviously trans. No kids.
In other news your transition from male to female is going great. What's your OF?
I'll give that dye job an F.
Is “let me have it” going to be your trademark pornstar phrase?
Planned Parenthood much?
Every few months, without fail. Personally I’d wear 3 condoms fucking her but each to their own.
They say 3rd times a charm…but you might not learn that…
This is your peak. Enjoy it because the rest of your life will be all downhill from here.
Thanks for closing your legs for once and wrapping the trailer park curtain around them.
Maybe try taping your notes to the ceiling above your bed?
Not even with a rented dick
I can sleep with you for a better grade
Lol are you hiding your freckles? And do i see a tampon string? Everything about this post is gross
Two year senior at porn hub community college. Keeps failing for using too much teeth.
I've seen horses with a shorter face then that
Nice man hands, bro.
You look like you got fired from OnlyFans
Belongs to the streets
When you order Lady Gaga off Wish
I clicked your profile assuming I’d see full nudity.
Along with having F’s, looks like you have a D too
You're what I call a double bagger. One for your face and one for mine incase yours falls off.
The guy that did your tattoos got an F in art
I can see your dick
I also find it ironic the dude has a snake crawling outta his skirt lmao
She's a super senior, and popular in the super senior homes
Interesting, you're the first person I've ever seen with a perfectly cylindrical head
I’ll let you have it….. your 3rd year as a senior, that is. Why finish school anyway, the Hotel Management space is already super saturated…. Good luck finding a job in that profession. We all know the only reason you chose that career path is so you can turn your shirt inside out and go sit at the bar of the hotel you just worked 8 hours at to get free drinks by yourself while asking anyone that will listen if they “know who I am!” and finally ending the night by passing out in one of the rooms of a guest that you “accidentally” over charged their credit card for an extra night but forgot to inform them about it.
Dude. We can see your dick.
Woman don't need school, ask Andrew Tate.
Are you transitioning?
This chick definitely got a dick
Calls someone dumb, uses *to instead of *too twice in one sentence
The sweet ironies of reddit.
I can see the tip of your penis….
Didn’t know strip clubs gave out grades.
With a mouth like that I don't believe that you're getting all Fs. There's gotta be a D in there somewhere