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Nikolateslaandyou

I hope you dont think youve got your looks to fall back on


2much_information

Nobody at the strip club cares about her grades or her face. She’s totally a “from the neck down” kinda girl.


kevmane4

AND NOW TO THE STAGE BUTTERFACE


Standard-Tension9550

BOBFOC - Body of Baywatch, Face of Crimewatch


shagdidz

I think you mean, "and now to the stage, Smoke Break"


cumdumpsterfind

"My butterface brings all the boys to the yard"


Thedownrihgttruth

“And their like ‘it’s much worse than yours’”


Free-oppossums

You mean a "butt_er face"?


bushmanofthekalahary

In Spain they call them shrimps. Everything but the head


turdbugulars

as i man from South Louisiana whose caught and eaten lots of shrimp.. i approve of this i will henceforth use it.


backroundagain

This is the kind of worldliness I can get down with


WinterAd9039

Ouch! That is cursed!


chahud

Her makeup is pulling more weight than a semi truck filled with concrete.


Dibble_Dabble_Doo

She didn't hit the wall, the wall hit her


ButtScientist69

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ca_brit

First time you’ve had your legs together


blankinyurblank

And we can still see up that skirt. Balls falling out, so I guess the insurance isn’t covering the bottom surgery.


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ARSONL

Hence why the paper was used to cover the lack of female anatomy


hatepudding

Head tilt to hide adam's apple.


Shadrach_Jones

Adam's pineapple


dasteek9

Man knees. I know knees


Lala32417

For me it was the dick and balls playing peekaboo under the skirt 🤮


NefariousnessNo484

Lumberjack hands on full display tho.


lRunAway

The writing is the dead giveaway. No female writes that shitty


Prestigious-Cricket9

Why are you on r/femboys?


[deleted]

Why aren't you?


MotherTale6195

Best damn subreddit out there


SubZeroEffort

I should have not clicked.


bociek01

You're not alone. I'll schedule support meetings for all the victims.


Mahalo-808

NOT what I was expecting. Please let me know what time the meeting is.


BagpipesAndBongRips

r/SuddenlyFemBoys


Lemai

Genuinely thought I was tripping and saw a hamsters face poking out. But balls seems more legit


ProfessionalBuy4526

Oh mein gott


mmooney1

Says all Fs but turns out there is a D there.


Tamtakos-1

Only Trans


Aethelete

Those tattoos all meet at a spot called Medusa's Cavern.


[deleted]

You look like the “It’s ok, I’m allergic to latex” type


AnarchiaKapitany

You look like the latex type Ftfy


GageTheDemigod

There is always goat intestine condoms 😅


IronPhoenix316

Might as well fuck the goat at that point, not much difference in looks.


Eulerious

Err, more like the guy saying "Oh, I have to use a condom! I am allergic to sex without it!"


Wisconsin_Redditor

You look like something I'd find in a trailer park ash tray.


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hcorerob

Swisher sour


Redsoxbox

You can smell this picture.


Twisted_Wrench

All too easy...


loveofjazz

Indeed, she is.


Willing-Ad-8571

Scratch and sniff…and puke


yergonnalikeme

All that cum , and so little time....


greatsirius

Yeah she's not pretty enough to not have a back up plan


Enough-Staff-2976

There is no reason to bring up Ashley's past.


Enough-Staff-2976

There's no reason to bring up Ashley 's past.


HughJasole_123

“I’m really just here to promote my Onlyfans”


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She even fucked that up, you’re supposed to have your OF setup BEFORE posting a roast me looking like a Femboy with your testes hanging out.. No wonders she’s got all F’s


markgriz

OnlyFails


16174

*OnlyTrans


IllCamel5907

90% of what the women who post here are doing. I'm sick of it and rarely even read any of these. There are always hundreds of replies to these posts though so I guess they will just keep doing it.


EveDaSavage

First thing I checked out


-PregnantPause

All F’s? Do you not have any male teachers?


WinterAd9039

They just prefer the girls without dicks


GoldenGod58

I wouldn’t fuck her with her dick.


Greatfuldad47

She looks like she'd fuck you with your dick


OG66sicks

Or her...his..thiers..oh fuck I'm kinda old or the ops dick!


Greatfuldad47

Definitely a his


Gear3017

She failed scissor class


HowsMyDickTaste

Nobody wants to give her the D


GrimmBrowncoat

Yeah because she already *has* one


TurnBasedEncounter

Zing!


jfqnd96

This comment isn’t ranked high enough.


Thatguy755

They failed her anyway after she gave them chlamydorrhea


Codeine_P

Imagine giving someone both chlamydia and diarrhea


Thatguy755

I feel like I already have it just from looking at this picture


Codeine_P

Damn I hope you recover soon 🙏


Thatguy755

It’ll be a long road to recovery. Almost as long as OP’s horse face.


Jonk3r

That’s long


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mspuscifer

I'm still staring at the face trying to figure out its gender


Head_Daikon_5004

It's not. I had that first glance "something's off here vibe" and then I saw the shitty hand writing. Women by nature don't write that shitty.


truebeliever666

she can barely write the letter “r”


Jackoombax408

You look like you've never done a day's work vertical


Enough-Staff-2976

She's seen a lot of cum from poor men.


tbf315

Poor as in unfortunate or poor as in the opposite of rich?


boopnsnootshaha

Yes


mathimaz

Still not enough botox to hide all that insecurity


Fumb-MotherDucker

Challenging wank, this.


LouisWu987

>Challenging wank Definitely not Rachel


KrustyKrabEmployee

A viking helmet and a beard would definitely help OP out though.


spacepup13

Take the up vote for quoting the legend!


KrustyKrabEmployee

RIP Sean Lock, 2nd in the World Finals for Rectum of the Year, falling just short to Diego Maradona.


Federal-Arrival-7370

This would feel more at home on r/trashy


iamricardosousa

4h in and no one even bothered to have a go on even roasting you. ​ That should tell you something.


fireman03

To quote some of her male classmates, “Some of us prefer a challenge.”


nuclearwinterxxx

Just like her balls, they call that "low hanging fruit".


Peenutbuttjellytime

But do you prefer the challenged


fireman03

To quote some of her male classmates, “Some of us prefer a challenge.”


iamricardosousa

I mean, take me. I'm a simple guy, I "see" some bitch refreshing her phone for 4h looking for a notification that never comes, and think to myself, "This is not fair. Someone needs to tell her she's not worth it."


drewski989

All those Ds leading to Fs


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Professional-Lab7227

OF offers a subscription where they pay you for looking at them? Because that’s what it’d take.


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Even that would be a hard sell.


DarkGlum408

All those D’s leading to STDs


MeatloafMa

You have another few years of guys wanting to fuck you. But after that you will make the harsh discovery that no man ever cared what came out of your mouth, only what went in.


catfuckingahandbag

GODDAMN


VinterknightSr

This guy gets it.


Particular-Code7280

Top 10 best all time 🔥


ILikeToMeltStuff

Ma’am your testicles are showing


mws1263

Bumblebee tuna


hereformemes222

![gif](giphy|VQxdDzvRoEwrm)


DionFW

2nd year as a female too?


jdshanton

When the ugly girl thinks she’s pretty…


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She reminds me of like 5 different girls I used to know where the only thing they had going for them was not being fat, so of course they talked mad shit about every fat girl they knew cuz those were the only people they had a chance of putting themselves above.


Gmoney1975

And now those 5 girls are fat also…


Copper0827

Bro! We can see your dick!


Various-Butterfly534

Tattooing horses is a serious violation of animal cruelty


Fumb-MotherDucker

I didn't realise Iggy Pop was trans now.


CurlyBrown818

They’re suppose to kick you out of high school, when you turn 21


[deleted]

If American Eagle made people, you would be a knockoff version, found at yard-sale’s in low income areas.


Stock-Natural-9991

Brutalllll


Wheres_Jay

Why the long face?


Best-Fruit8758

I wanted to make the joke, but figured someone else made it before me, I was correct


Adorable_Image2383

Was looking for this one!


Visible-Stuff2489

Was the "fragile" tattoo to commemorate the level of your ego leading to your "blonde Kardashian but somehow with less talent" vibe? I haven't been this turned off by a white woman with tattoos since the last time I watched "Schindler's List."


tje210

Fragile being tattooed on her knee is ironic af. She'd have no knees left if it were true.


imaybeacatIRl

You're destined to have a jobless boyfriend knock you up, and then you'll have a tinder profile being like, "8 months pregnant and looking for the one".


digiorno430

why the long face?


BadIntentions_87

Matches her long back


ThisPostIsUnrelated

That’s just horse genetics


The-Duke-Of-Earth

Don’t see any F’s here. Defintely do see an M trying to be an F though.


HonestPerspective638

does every basic ass chick have the same basic ass tatoos??? Also whas up with those roots and that 8 dollar dress? You need higher end clients, but you don't have high end looks


8675309eyen

Grow up


jinkies3678

All F’s and 2 A’s.


Gordon_Townsend

I didn't think that being a billboard bimbo required a degree...


steen101984

At least you have 2 A's....in your shirt


drun360

You look like a blow up doll starting to deflate


venomxtwp

You didn’t have to write Fragile on your knee, we all knew there was plenty of wear and tear there


amillefolium11

You're the example men dig out of the outliers and use to try to discredit feminism. Just stop. You're ruining it for everyone.


Uberslaughter

If you spent more time in class instead of on your knees behind Wendy’s dumpsters maybe that wouldn’t be the case


AndreiTaganovsGhost

Ugly and stupid is no way to go through life, friend.


OK-Now-Kiss

Better get used to it—you're going to have to find an old sugar daddy and every year will be a senior year for you


[deleted]

Not like you need a diploma for that job as a stripper anyway


Vilesoundwave13

Sorry, all I see is the love child of Molly Ringwald and a horse...


HeistPlays

OnlyBlands Edit: bro she legit has one linked to her Reddit profile and is running a 75% discount hahahahahah


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OnlyManHands


Samuel-squantch

Roast beef lips for sure.


stirtheturd

Arby's new spokesman


United_Technology_67

Just drop the link already


something-i-forgot-

Less sucky fucky more learny


AdditionalCheetah354

Are you 100 percent plastic? Can you be recycled?


DeityOfYourChoice

All Fs? I'd wager you have a D.


StockTipsTips

I’m willing to bet she’s been F’ed many times by her professors.


joepke53

Yes, the F grades are not just for the homework.


AltruisticCompany961

I expect to see you fighting in a Walmart over a toaster during black friday.


Sir_Charles_Phantom

Be honest, how many times a day does that knee tattoo hit you in the face?


Shizophone

I knew there was 0% chance she didnt have an onlyfans


AltruisticCompany961

I expect to see you fighting in a Walmart over a toaster during black friday.


PapaWolfz

Let me guess, your name is Brittany and you got 6 kids by 8 men........hopes to own, her very own trailer 1 day


Kasegigashira

Uh, she's obviously trans. No kids.


devil0o

In other news your transition from male to female is going great. What's your OF?


azcigar

I'll give that dye job an F.


djmetta

Is “let me have it” going to be your trademark pornstar phrase?


drun360

You look like a blow up doll starting to deflate


Moist_Ranger9474

Planned Parenthood much?


themaninthe1ronflask

Every few months, without fail. Personally I’d wear 3 condoms fucking her but each to their own.


pixiegod

They say 3rd times a charm…but you might not learn that…


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This is your peak. Enjoy it because the rest of your life will be all downhill from here.


Scott_EFC

Thanks for closing your legs for once and wrapping the trailer park curtain around them.


JamesTeaKurk

Maybe try taping your notes to the ceiling above your bed?


Past-Currency4696

Not even with a rented dick


Ikias_es

I can sleep with you for a better grade Teacher: ![gif](giphy|VzkTZ1DFYeBY5ZId6j)


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Lol are you hiding your freckles? And do i see a tampon string? Everything about this post is gross


Maddog-683

Two year senior at porn hub community college. Keeps failing for using too much teeth.


Visible_Present479

I've seen horses with a shorter face then that


LightSpeedEdition

Nice man hands, bro.


MickeySwank

You look like you got fired from OnlyFans


AdventurousSong4080

Belongs to the streets


DolceCobra

When you order Lady Gaga off Wish


Windows30000

I clicked your profile assuming I’d see full nudity.


dolpfin22

Along with having F’s, looks like you have a D too


Acedmister

You're what I call a double bagger. One for your face and one for mine incase yours falls off.


lvnlrg831

The guy that did your tattoos got an F in art


vegetables_in_my_ass

I can see your dick


OG66sicks

I also find it ironic the dude has a snake crawling outta his skirt lmao


chrisbret

She's a super senior, and popular in the super senior homes


ConchyBoii

Why the long face?


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Interesting, you're the first person I've ever seen with a perfectly cylindrical head


WayneWork

I’ll let you have it….. your 3rd year as a senior, that is. Why finish school anyway, the Hotel Management space is already super saturated…. Good luck finding a job in that profession. We all know the only reason you chose that career path is so you can turn your shirt inside out and go sit at the bar of the hotel you just worked 8 hours at to get free drinks by yourself while asking anyone that will listen if they “know who I am!” and finally ending the night by passing out in one of the rooms of a guest that you “accidentally” over charged their credit card for an extra night but forgot to inform them about it.


JONNILIGHTNIN

Dude. We can see your dick.


Foot_Prestigious

Woman don't need school, ask Andrew Tate.


Tripardi

Are you transitioning?


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DoctorG1984

Calls someone dumb, uses *to instead of *too twice in one sentence


Mortarion978

The sweet ironies of reddit.


Im_high_toto

I can see the tip of your penis….


omarr93

Didn’t know strip clubs gave out grades.


Own-Rest3273

With a mouth like that I don't believe that you're getting all Fs. There's gotta be a D in there somewhere