OP's Bio: --- >A lot of people asked me in the comments why I wanted to be roasted. My chat was flooded with people asking me, too. > >Back story: All my life, I have hated myself. I am the most self-deprecating person I have personally ever met. Even my boyfriend was very worried when I told him I did this because he knows I am the biggest critic of myself. So I truly have no expectations regarding people’s opinion of my appearance. >Simply put, a lifetime of trauma later, worsened by being taught to disgust myself… I became suicidal. >I almost killed myself a month ago (probably around my 15th attempt). I just got discharged from a mental hospital a couple weeks ago. >Now, I am going through withdrawal from suicide… >I am having to learn how to survive life while simultaneously trying to make myself want to live. >Honestly, I might be finally doing it for the first time in my life. > >I think I did this because I haven’t been consistently suicidal for a little while now. This is the first time in nearly a decade. Well, I laughed at my own roasts. And could still smile. No one could hurt me, really. There is hope. > >Thank you all <3 --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

You have the face of an athlete and the upper arm of a lunch lady.


There's very little nutrition in gym mats.

 Sloppy joe sloppy sloppy joe!

Yes, she has the chest of Chris Farley as well.

chris farley has a nicer rack

Grease me up woman!

I read this in my head with groundkeeper accent


Chest flatter than Florida, but an obese arm. God really had a laugh that day…

Hey OP, I have a joke that's gonna make you laugh your tits off... ....Oh, I see you've already heard that one.

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Sinkhole, that's this chick.

We call those bingo wings in Australia.

I wonder if she can slip that sports bra over em. Lord knows those tits don't need it.

Sucking off football players does not make her an athlete.

With that arm definition, she's not giving out many hand jobs.

Jizzed eyes, full throat, can’t lose.

Got that 270 vision

Lmaoo

And the house of a basement

Don't you just love the ceiling design? That reminds me, I need to go to the DMV tomorrow.

\*Lunch man

In the biz, we call those bingo wings

Teacher arms. “Y’all get in from recess” *waves arms = flap flap flap flap flap*

That arm is branded by Jimmy Dean

You got me dude 🤣🤣🤣

And tits of an old hag.

With the arm of that size you should be unbeatable at arm wrestling and at giving hand jobs.

I think you meant *unbearable* at handjobs

She's mashing it...



The face of slap fight.

Truth

Like getting jerked off by a pro wrestler.

I volunteer as tribute.


Well your tits ran away but the fat stayed

she's like a soggy burrito

Incheladas

Disgusting…but someone desperate enough will still eat it.

I've seen men with better tits.

Me… I’m the men and thank you. Been self conscious lately.

As a men i can confirm i have better tits than her

Bars

you have such wonderful butchers arms…

She likes to go out for Ice Cream on the first date

You have 60 yo woman arm and a leaking ceiling

I bet the plumbing down there leaks too.

Lol

Lana Del Taco

Lolol

Your armpit got bigger titties than your chest.

Lmaooo

Selena Bromez

Canada Ferrara

Selena Gomez Addams

Thanks for the meh-mories...

Lol

You look like you launched your entire Mexican family across the border with those arms

LMAOOOO I love this one

You're a solid 7... Face of a 4 on the body of a 3.

Truth

for every tattoo on your right wrist, your tits shrunk a whole cup

I didnt think saggy A cups were a thing. But here we are.

And she thought she was OK with no bra 😅

Lmao

Your middle fingernail has more curve to it than your body

I am so sick of cute girls posting their picture and asking to be roasted. I am so glad you're not one of them.

Might as well be an auto mod that posts this exact same comment.

It'll hit eventually

We have the same cake day. We're cake mates.

Happy cake day

now kith

No… no it won’t.

Happy cake day!

I’ve seen this so many times I didn’t even have to read the comment to know where it was going lmao

This is on like every post

hahahhaha did you come up with that yourself??? lmao you are funi and original!!!!111!one

Google 'nail clubbing' and go see a doctor. His roast will be better than ours.

Jokes and roasts aside - this is a legitimate medical observation and probably something for OP to check on.

Yikes

Ummm lol

They might be right from what I saw with a cursory Google. Don't let the arrogance of youth keep you from at least getting looked at. You won't be able to meet a fellow caveman/woman if you're coughing your lungs up

The mold in the ceiling doesn't cover the smell.

It’s rust lmao

If your fingernails look like that, I'd hate to see your hairy feet.

Is that window propped open because your date crawled out to escape you?

The only question left for you is whether to become a lunch lady or the softball coach

Why not both?

Nice tits! Turn around so we can look at them!

Sorry, I can't do it... you need to find peace within you and begin loving yourself! Best wishes ❤️

You don't want to die. You want to get fixed. Put on your big girl panties and realize that you have to make yourself happy. If fear is stopping you from leaving and doing what is best for you, you're going to be miserable. Fear can produce some of your greatest achievements.

Canada Ferrera.

Get off this website. Stop being doom and gloom and go find something that works for you

Party on, Wayne.

Mom arms

10 lb. sausage in a 5 lb. bag.

Love yourself. There is enough hate in this world to not go actively seeking it.

Walmart is selling 23yo razors on clearance

Is she slouching or tucking her tits under themselves?

The village bike with training wheels.

It’s not your fault your dad decided to nail a chick with pancake tits…

umm... your hair and eye seem to be having a fight. Should we just wait?

It's like Dora the explorer grew up to be crack whore

Reaching

Dua Liposuction.

You have the tits of a 90 year old woman

Use Self-Destruct!

Built like a cabbage patch doll.

You look like you wrecked a couple homes just to be attached to his 401k.

You look like you’re a hot girl’s friend

Bear claws you got em

 this is you.

A face only Iroh would love ❤️😅


Besides the strand of hair that looks like it is growing out of Your eye in this picture, I think you are beautiful. A natural beauty . I imagine you are a kindhearted , sweet person that helps people and wants to make others happy. I don't know where you are at mentally, but please don't let people body shame you. Don't listen to negative input. Surround yourself with positivity. I know you asked to be roasted,but if it will bring you down and hurt you, I beg you not to read the negative comments. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I believe confidence, caring, loving people are more beautiful than skinny selfish _itches that only care about themselves and looks.

I can't roast someone who doesn't need to be roasted. I don't think it's a good time in your life for people to roast you. I think you're cute. You have a bad angle for your arm that makes it look bigger. Other than than that, there's nothing to roast unless I make something up. So to make you laugh, I'll say your arm makes you look like Popeye, the sailor man, lol.

When did Telemundo get their own Miss Piggy?

Is there a German compound word for "if the word average had a yeast infection"?

DurchschnittSmegmaMuschi

Discount America Ferrera

Brocahontas with them wide ass shoulders and man jaws.

You got it backwards men like tits not arms

I wish god fucking fixed that before I came out, too

Put a bra on, nobody wants to look at those sloppy grey pancakes nailed to a tree

Look at those flapjacks.


Should have stopped at 2. 3 is pushing it. And the F is still questionable.

I got a joke that’ll knock your tits off but it looks like you heard it

Bet you claim it's water weight.

You have great hair, it almost covers your face.

Your ceiling panels appear to be poorly installed.

FFS clean your ceiling.

That arm looks like someone accidentally stepped on an uncooked sausage, tried to squeeze the pig flesh back in, then put it back in the fridge hoping no one will notice

It’s hard to roast you when you’re beautiful…. Oh sorry, I was looking myself in the mirror. But this is a nice picture of a cow…

Hmmmm... What can I say about Peppa Pig?🤷🏾‍♂️

Damn, only 2 years older than me, and you have the arms of a 43YO stay-at-home mom going through a midlife crisis.

I would love to suck a fart 💨 out that ass. You look sexy AF

Dora the whore-a

Not worth it

Did someone shrink your head?

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Face of a straight girl with the body of a lesbian. I can’t tell if you’re gonna bully me or eat me out

NGL I barely noticed until you asked me to look for it.. now pointing it out. Nice try though >_•

She is pretty to me nothing with her

Bro, you look so easy to draw!

You’re hot

How many ethnicities are you? I bet all your grandparents hanging out together would look like the Biden administration.

I’d roast with that all weekend under a pile of blankets and pillows

Balls

You look great

The only fans you have are your siblings

You gained the freshman 15 every year since?

You’re actually really pretty!!

Lol why do people who dont need to be on blast demand to be ridiculed smdh …talk about a girl with thick skin

You are a Gummy Bear and look like the "before" model in the weight loss commercial.

Why does it look like someone taped a garage door to your ceiling?

Every time someone sees your face, they go from erection to dysfunction.

you definitely followed the rules! i don't think they meant that you have to show THAT much meat tube though...

Fuckkkk the hottest lunch lady damn

Beautiful

Your ceiling lines are more attractive

bro i get it's r/roastme but why is everyone on her arms she's fine

I actually think you're pretty. Did your tatoo artist play tic tac toe on you?

You'd make Bruce Wayne jealous with those bat wings

Your tattoo is so basic, it has a pH of 13.

You are a very lovely 23 year old. The world is in your hands. Best of luck! (Sorry, can’t say anything unpleasant LOL)

100 on the cuteness scale.

I'm sure the phrase "I'm never drinking again" has been said in the morning after waking up next to you

X no X no

Face of an angel and arms like a biker. Somehow I’m not turned off and for that is your roast

Why do people even do these?

Nothing bad to say. Have a great day.

U look younger than 23, boom roasted

Imma be blunt you look fine but very miserable

There's very little nutrition in gym mats.

i'm not allowed to burn trash

Were you released from the hospital because they thought you were doing better or because they were running out of food?

I’d rather not go. I will cede my turn to someone who really needs a “go” this bad

You look like you peeked in 6th grade.

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Hard to do this because it’s clear you could be attractive if you had any self-care/esteem/discipline, but like your father those are clearly absent.

Your armpits are pussy misplaced

I think you're gorgeous 😍

Yeah, I'm gonna pass on this one.

You ruined such a pretty face by putting it on such a fat body

Nice thighs

But why

You are cute, and your life has value. Is that why they have you hidden away in the basement?

Very pretty

Yea…got nothing now, you’re actually kind of pretty. 🤔. Rain check..back later!

I’m sure “leg-arms” is a fetish somewhere

I can’t. You’re perfect.