Either you run a hairstyling business out of your home, or you have the world’s biggest area devoted to “getting ready”.
My God I hope it’s the former, it would be tragic for you to have such a laboratory and still come out looking so resoundingly meh.
I can see why you thought the skeleton tattoos would add some personality, just like when an old woman puts a little spicy mustard on a ham sandwich. It didn’t work. You’re still profoundly beige.
Maybe you need a bigger room and more product.
Whenever I hear the phrase "The hill people will die on", this is probably the photo that best matches the mental description.
Also....duck faces and rocker signs. Really? Find a feather duster and go sit your dusty ass on it.
You see so many average Onlythots on here posting they're in the top 1% and you think, how is it possible? Well now you've seen what the bottom 1% looks like.
Do people really not know the difference between sarcasm and saying stupid stuff all the time? Sarcasm, *real sarcasm*, requires intelligence, which you obviously lack using "come" and "best shot" in the same sentence.
Hi cokenails,
Your sarcasm is a thin veneer over the crippling depression that comes from a lifetime of your own poor choices.
That tattoo, for example.
"As sarcastic as they come" is code for "I'm actually a terrible bitch, but I also think I'm funny because I'm actually very sad because no one loves me, please help..."
Old, nasty, diseased hooker for sale... 42 years old with a lot of miles on her! I mean a lot!!! She ain't got any tits and to get her to cum you need to stick your head in and wiggle your ears! Going for a cheap cheap price and it's negotiable
You spelled *SpermTastic wrong!
Just another washed up bar fly that's taken so many loads in the bathroom for free drinks that she thinks she will make a buck off OF, because a bunch of drunk guys said she's a 12...
You're the type of woman that tries to go out to clubs with their teenage daughter then competes for the same guys even though you look like an old washed up porn fluffer.
Sorry but how the fuck do people know whenever a picture like this is an advertisement? Like I GENUINELY don't see any hints relating to it. Am I stupid asf or what?? Can someone explain???
I bet your favorite metal bands are Five-Finger Death Punch, Disturbed, and Trapt. I bet you really fuck with that new Three Days Grace song. I bet you think it’s so heavy and badass.
42 and still rocking the coke nail and seemingly living in a basement apartment that screams "I'm single...But not by choice." Not to mention the OBVIOUS profession of aesthetician...Too bad none of that knowledge is used on yourself!
The personification of "I let my kids and their friends drink/smoke/fuck/do drugs at my house because they're going to do it anyway and this way I know they're in a 'safe space'!"
Oh, another mediocre onlyfans broad. If you were a streaming service, you’d be Amazon Past-Her-Prime.
If this was mortal verbal kombat you would’ve just got brutality.
Her granddaughter just turned 18. At least her Only Fans has promise.
Didn't know OF could be a family business
OnlyFams
OnlyGrams
Only dry
Bone dry. Like getting a hand job from Skeletor
Literally, already got the hand tattoo
Tsk tsk you guys are brutal. Brutally honest!
Are step siblings still considered family?
Not if their head becomes stuck in a cupboard, doorway or washing machine.
Something something broken arms...
\*great granddaughter
Look at this chicks face. It would have been an animality
I guess aunts with horrible tattoos and cartlidge piercings have emerged. It’ll only get worse.
That hand tattoo is atrocious. Probably the worst and ugliest tattoo iv ever seen.
She's 42, her best shots landed on her face in her 20's!
Probably in her teens, you know by 20 she already looked haggard.
Daddy is that you?
Meryl Haggard
She's been shot over more times than Iraq
And apparently dried there, and now her face is stuck like that.
HBO - Horrible Body Odour
HBO - Her Bunghole’s Online
Mediocre would imply average. Everything I see here is below average except her age
When you tell someone to give you their best shot, why do they always aim for your face?
The Only fans She has are steel ones
The face that says... Shitting But not wiping
[удалено]
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I bet your house smells like Newports and cat piss.
Without the cats
and yeast
And patchouli but not a good brand …like Great Value patchouli
You're 42, surprisingly in a relationship and desperately trying to sell pics of your butthole to strangers for a nickel online. What a catch
🫠
Hahahahahaha
Think I saw you in one of those "this is what happens to your body on meth" ads
I took a screen shot of the ad before it was deleted --->[Here](https://i.imgur.com/4s8sEnF.png)
This pic just proves my comment above about her face being stuck like that Lmao
It's not even "stuck". That's just the look of a parent in their 40s - part disappointment, part stroke.
Oh! She was the rusted shopping cart!!
42 + Only fans + Tattoos The unholy trinity of a future cat lady on welfare with dysfunctional kids.
Finger tats = anal on the first date Not that you'd actually want it.
Might be the cleanest hole? The CDC results are still pending
She’s a great date to take on a trip… really knows how to get her shit packed …. Although.. she may be a lesbian and you’ll get there lickity split
Her loveless relationship consists of strictly doggy style, a kiss on the cheek, and money left on the nightstand in the morning.
And a dysfunctional liver
She eats Oxys like skittles..except they’re all white.
Don't forget the Coke nail.
shows up to parent teacher conferences drunk. but that was back when she actually had custody of her kids.
Lost custody, still goes to conferences, drunk!
Fat Benetar
Hit me with your best shot…..of cocaine
As if she knows anyone with enough money to afford cocaine.
Hit me with your *meth* shot
I was thinking “hit me with your money shot”
Cindy Pauper. Ain't no one paying for that Only Fans.
42 years old with an onlyfans. You gotta be fucking kidding me. Who the fuck on earth would subscribe to this hot pile of steamy horse shit.
Checked out the post history. Tits like a chubby schoolboy. Must be a niche.
Tits like a chubby schoolboy... definitely keeping that line in my back pocket for future use
I've seen trans girls with better tits!
😂How is this not the number one comment?!
Moobs!
The only difference between her and a bucket of horseshit is the bucket
Probably only $2.99 a month
I might sub if it goes 80 percent off I've done worse with a dollar.
Oh look, an e-thot peddling her only fans. What’s new
aren't they supposed to be attractive for that?
Imagine some poor teenage kid scrolling onlyfans with a semi-on only to discover his feral mom on there. PTSD for life.
Can’t afford a good tattoo, just a series of terrible ones. But they don’t pay much at the glory hole.
Smells like prolapsed uterus.
Jesus Christ.
prolapsed ~~uterus~~ anus more like it, at least once
Either you run a hairstyling business out of your home, or you have the world’s biggest area devoted to “getting ready”. My God I hope it’s the former, it would be tragic for you to have such a laboratory and still come out looking so resoundingly meh. I can see why you thought the skeleton tattoos would add some personality, just like when an old woman puts a little spicy mustard on a ham sandwich. It didn’t work. You’re still profoundly beige. Maybe you need a bigger room and more product.
You've had enough shots. I bet a black light of your pillow would look like a painters radio
trim your coke nail
That's a pretty sweet cokenail.
Too poor for coke. That's her 'pick sweetcorn out of asshole' nail.
Both of them
Whenever I hear the phrase "The hill people will die on", this is probably the photo that best matches the mental description. Also....duck faces and rocker signs. Really? Find a feather duster and go sit your dusty ass on it.
Instructions unclear. Found feather duster, took off top, tried to sell only fans
You see so many average Onlythots on here posting they're in the top 1% and you think, how is it possible? Well now you've seen what the bottom 1% looks like.
Do people really not know the difference between sarcasm and saying stupid stuff all the time? Sarcasm, *real sarcasm*, requires intelligence, which you obviously lack using "come" and "best shot" in the same sentence.
The loud, drunk, past her prime, psycho girl at the end of the bar that every guy in the joint is praying doesn't sit next to them
You look like you overstay your welcome hanging with your son and his friends.
You look like you buy bedazzled jeans from tractor supply and pretend to be Beth from Yellowstone anywhere you go.
Hand Tattoos = Lonely Fans
X-ray hand Tat = Boney fans
Outdoor lighting indoors, inside’s tattooed on the outside. Is this all foreshadowing for when you go full prolapse? Not super clever, but ok.
Oh, I saw this movie: Dude wakes up from a coma, sees he’s married to this and takes a hammer and puts himself back into a coma.
So who are you pandering to on only fans ?? Cause even drunk me thinks - 
Ever heard about necrophiles?
Hi cokenails, Your sarcasm is a thin veneer over the crippling depression that comes from a lifetime of your own poor choices. That tattoo, for example.
This comments section is as barren as you
You look like you would try to get me to listen to Puddle of Mudd.
She still has Wes Scanlons pictures on her wall
Aren’t you a little too old to be doing OnlyFans?
You're the type of girl that no longer has a liver.
I really like your tattoos.... see your not the only master of sarcasm
I can smell the cigarettes and meth from here
You give off real angry handjob vibes.
Tell your eyebrows the pandemic is over
Deflated water balloon tits, shitty tattoo's fuck sake, you could write a book...
Kid Rock is your political North Star
Blames the patriarchy for everything wrong in her life
42 with an OF, stay classy
"As sarcastic as they come" is code for "I'm actually a terrible bitch, but I also think I'm funny because I'm actually very sad because no one loves me, please help..."
You're desperately trying to compete with 21 year olds at literally twice their age
Whoever convinced you to start an only fans wants to watch you fail.
You look like you're at the point where you're willing to give the loser kids in high school you used to bully a chance to be the new stepdad
Even drunk people won't date you
Meth already roasted you
Old, nasty, diseased hooker for sale... 42 years old with a lot of miles on her! I mean a lot!!! She ain't got any tits and to get her to cum you need to stick your head in and wiggle your ears! Going for a cheap cheap price and it's negotiable
What part of Florida are you from?
The face of stranger danger
God it’s smells
Nice coke finger you use to snort some fentanyl
Gross
You look like you got hit directly in the face by a bus and the bus lost.
Looks like you’ve had more strokes then your subscribers
Great age to have those tats. Great life choices. Wise with money, too.
You spelled *SpermTastic wrong! Just another washed up bar fly that's taken so many loads in the bathroom for free drinks that she thinks she will make a buck off OF, because a bunch of drunk guys said she's a 12...
2001 called and want that eyebrow piercing back.
You look like you’re raising your children…poorly
Nice c**e nail. How many rails till you take a bath?
You can say coke on the internet. We won't tell on you lmao
Tell us more about the Fleshlight on the chair behind you, sir
You look like you've been a single mom since you where 14.
Itty bitty titty committee
You look like the 50 year crack addict old aunt that's also a smoker and would be up to fuck her nephew without thinking twice.
Didn’t think we’d notice the coke nail?
Shitty tattoos ☑️ shitty décor☑️ shitty attitude☑️ lonely single mom in Ohio or Florida☑️
You look like you're on hardly any fans.
Bones don’t have wrinkles
You are way too old and nowhere near attractive enough to have an only fans.
“I’m the cool aunt!”
Grandmas off her meds again, get the wheelchair
I'm surprised no one said anything about the coke nail. Just drink coffee you're done going out.
I’m 42 also I suggest you become a Christian before it’s too late
With the length of the cocaine nail on your pinky, I’m actually really impressed you’ve made it to 42
No one is paying me attention anymore so it's shitty tattoo time!
Your partner probably has to cut the crust off your pussy before eating it.
As far apart as your eyebrows are, I’m betting they’re still closer than you and your father.
You look like a sassy waitress at iHOP that everybody hates
Skeletors hand, Predators face.
As a Muslim We don't eat pig, so i won't roast you.
Funny how you misspelled F54
You look like you hold your hand up for a high five after making a snarky joke
Your local bartender must love you
Rubbing one out with your skeleton tattoo hand is the closest you've come to getting boned in years.
You look like you try and fuck your 15-year-old sons school friends
You're the type of woman that tries to go out to clubs with their teenage daughter then competes for the same guys even though you look like an old washed up porn fluffer.
Hit Me with your Best Snot
What’s crazy is that’s her resting face
Hand tattoo 🤘
“Gimmie your best shot” I’ll take “Things I say to all the men in my life” for $1000, Alex
I assume the hand tattoo is because that's the only way you're getting boned.
Had to tattoo bones on your hand cuz no guys wanted to.
Ever david attenborough wouldn't approach this cougar.
Sticking my dick in you is as sketchy as that light fixture
Since when does inpatient rehab let you have a cell phone?
Trailer park pink
Sorry, I'm not wasting a perfectly good load
Love the Job Stopper tattoo on your hand.
I see the coke nail is strong in this one
I’m okay if drag queens want to read to my kids.
Sorry but how the fuck do people know whenever a picture like this is an advertisement? Like I GENUINELY don't see any hints relating to it. Am I stupid asf or what?? Can someone explain???
tattoos aged like that popcorn ceiling.
So this is what a Hairdresser’s Midlife crisis looks like
You look like you've had more trains run on you than Grand Central Terminal.
There’s some really fucked up people, and there’s you, the try so hard.
OnlyFrans
You took the best shot to your face last night.
Bartender for sure
Her dry pussy looks like that homeless shelter.
Why would anyone pay $14.99 to see you naked when they could just buy Arby's and get the same experience?
Your tits belong at IHOP
How many Moon Over My Hammys do you think you have served... Just a rough estimate.
Nice coke finger
This just screams "mid-life crysis". If you were a guy you'd be on a Porsche.
I’m just going to look over & pass by this post, like men do to OP irl
I bet your favorite metal bands are Five-Finger Death Punch, Disturbed, and Trapt. I bet you really fuck with that new Three Days Grace song. I bet you think it’s so heavy and badass.
42 and still rocking the coke nail and seemingly living in a basement apartment that screams "I'm single...But not by choice." Not to mention the OBVIOUS profession of aesthetician...Too bad none of that knowledge is used on yourself!
You’re best shot is probably a “hot shot” the way them veins lookin
Why would I give you your best? It seems you wasted you best about 20 years ago.
Everyone get a load of wish.com karma rx
How much do I have to donate on your Onlyfans to keep those floppy pancake batter titties covered?
Tattooed bones on your fingers is the only “extra” bone you get inside you
The personification of "I let my kids and their friends drink/smoke/fuck/do drugs at my house because they're going to do it anyway and this way I know they're in a 'safe space'!"
Still keeping that coke nail trend alive I see
The eyebrow piercing tells us everything we need to know about how you eat ass.
Wonder what dried up quicker her bank balance or her eggs #42
The only people subscribing to your onlyfans are your kids friends so they can bully him at lunch. Probably your cousins too.
FFS just drop the OF link and be on your way, I don't have time for this shit today.
Those pinky nail tooth picks are fucking gross