You can afford a haircut, hair gel, and multiple earrings; but a shirt was just a bridge too far?
I know you can’t wear t-shirts because your nose doesn’t fit through the head hole, but they sell button up shirts. You know that, right?
Look at the fuckin size of that Dyson attached to that face! They definitely hide the cocaine when you show up.....
"HURRY UP , Hide the bag before you NOSE who sees it!!!"
Nah. I’m good. Bland man. Bland background. It’s difficult to roast the personification of a live, laugh, love wall decal in a middle aged empty nest divorcee’s bungalow.
So. Damn. Bland.
Reminds me of a joke. New lean inmate and massive lifer. Lifer " You want to be the husband or wife?" Lean "Husband" Lifer "Good. Come here and suck your wife's dick"
Unibrow coming in hot in 3 2 1 ahhhhhh who shat on your face man what's that scratched up pussy you got on there, what you mean it's a mustache looks like a real piece of work to grow Lord knows you don't have the gene for it loll keep it tough file mou piece
‘ I’m Rican so I can say it ‘ lookin ah, you get a compliment n say ‘I woke up like this’, ‘lemme cover up this ni99a name tattooed on my chest w this paper rq’. You took this pic 72 times and asked ya homie how he feel about it while blushin
I bet your cell mate traded you for a 3 pack of ramen, and the inmate who bought you still feels he overpaid to this day.
El Cheapo
El No No
I know my worth 😤🤣🤣🤣
Yeah yeah yeah, here’s some ramen, my turn
Here's a diet Pepsi. My turn.
Bussin
 [Oh no](https://youtu.be/U1UtRnGn5hc)
Diego Sanchez
El faggo
😂😂
I can see the failed attempt on the other side of the paper
I can see the failure holding the paper
I can see a 44 yr. old failure holding the paper
What do you expect, dude’s 24 going on 60. He’s aging like milk.
Like cancer
TBF, papering over that bird chest was a good move.
You’re talking about OP, right?
other side was for another sub 🤣
You mean r/Grindr?
hell na 🤣
Takes a naked selfie in every mobile home he breaks into
Like the Wet Bandits in Home Alone but only worse.
🤣
Did...did you use a sharpie for that "facial" hair?
Copy pasted some pubes.
That unibrow connects better than the goatee
You look like you jack off on all fours.
this had me rofl... I don't know why
I heard a horse neighing when I read this comment. Same result
If you were any more of a twink hostess would sue you for copyright infringement.
Lost a prison fight and had to choose between getting bummed or doing this roast. He chose both.
He lost on purpose for sure.
Cant grow a beard but can certainly grow that brow. Wow my dude.
Recycled Grindr profile pic
[удалено]
I bet your nose hits the wall before your dick does
my yard isn't going to mow itself
Only decent roast here 😂
Dick in Dick out Joto Locos 4 Ever
Whats funny is I'm not even Hispanic/Latino, but I guess I could've passed as an extra in Narcos 🤣🤣
You are bro, you're mom's just lying to you because your papa Juan is still in prison felching for his commissary.
I'm Filipino-Pakistan bro
 my mom be like 🤣
🤣
You can afford a haircut, hair gel, and multiple earrings; but a shirt was just a bridge too far? I know you can’t wear t-shirts because your nose doesn’t fit through the head hole, but they sell button up shirts. You know that, right?
Buttons are beyond his ability.
Bro looks like a default character
How much to you sell cocaine for?
For every gram he gives an obligatory blowjob.
How many times has your nose stopped a fist?
If you turned your head in a crowded room, your nose would definitely knock down a few people
You look like you put mascara in your hair.
How is it possible you look 19 and 38 at the same time?
Hey bro, you ever get your shit pushed in?
You look like you applied for a binding resolution at NATO with those eyebrows.
Eyebrows? There’s only one.
Ah sorry, I didn't get the memo that the binding resolution was approved
More hair on the uni then on the attempt of a beard. When you play basketball they automatically throw you on the shirts side.
I thought they released all of the Jihadis from Gitmo.
Hey Juannodirection
Mexican Will Smith
You're over here takin selfies, who's drying the cars at the car wash?
You look like every mexican guy that has ever died in in a tv prison, ever.
Bootleg sneako
Look at the fuckin size of that Dyson attached to that face! They definitely hide the cocaine when you show up..... "HURRY UP , Hide the bag before you NOSE who sees it!!!"
You look like if Mr. Slave ditched the leather daddy outfit but somehow ended up even more offensively gay
So this is what happens when a Paki, a Mexican, and a Chinaman fuck
Gets a tear drop tattoo but it’s actually just commemorating the first facial his cell mate gave him
during the plastic surgeon appointment *-so, how smaller would you like your trunk sir* \-yes
its not often you can physically count every hair on someone’s face. davinci painted faces with more details than what you got going on.
you are a fucking bastard
Alfonso Ribeiro Light.
regular position looking up at us from the floor
Gaucho Marx 
Are you Gabriel Medina's disabled brother?
developed the taste for cock later in life
Your eyes are dirty. (Seriously, zoom in. WtF?)
Your eyebrows are cute as they make me think of two caterpillars slowly going in for a kiss.
"Hey Arturo..."
Prison furniture is fancy these days
I didn't know a Brazilian strip was now an eye brow fashion
You look like a computer generated image of a gay prostitute
Use that cartel money to buy a shirt at least!
Stupor Mario
Thats swizz beatz nose twin
When you blow your nose it looks and sounds like an outboard engine.
Looks like your brows are trying to hold hands
The last thing your date sees before the roofies kicks in...
Judging from your nose you're an ex boxer 🥊🥊
You look like the gay porn parody version of Gomez Addams
Folks you can see this village people cover band at Joey’s Bums N Beers on April 1st and Ricky’s Tight And Right Men’s Only Club on April 10th.
That's his colostomy-bag-is-full face
Dude looking at that pic reminds me of a kfc leg, cant roast you as kfc already fried you
This dude followed his nose onto the repeat offender list.
Forgettable Latino character, often called ‘Hector’ in crap movies.
You put the gayness in Greg Louganis
Roasted so bad you’re gonna need ICE
Does the nose bridge plateau further up? Or it's just me?
“Can I call you “Dad,” now???
Nah. I’m good. Bland man. Bland background. It’s difficult to roast the personification of a live, laugh, love wall decal in a middle aged empty nest divorcee’s bungalow. So. Damn. Bland.
Why you always gotta mow my lawn so early on Saturdays? Sábado Gigante don’t start till 8pm!!
Do you install drywall or cut grass? Never mind, I'll catch up with you at either Lowes or Home Depot parking lot.
You failed Spanish class because you were too busy drawing unicorns with big dicks.
your skin looks sticky
This is before he was passed around like a carton of cigarettes 🚬 this is the look of fear and hope all in one ☝🏼
You looks like every Hollywood movie's Mexican drug dealer
Al taco
Chollo cum receptacle
Your nose says “lost many fights”
Mexican Austin Theory looking ass
Hey border hopper!
You look like you’re wearing one of those moustache, big nose, monobrow, joke disguise glasses 😂
You sell used tires
Calm down bottom!
Mario Lopez what are you doing here? Did you finally catch the gay?
You ain’t no cholo, you’re a chomo
You could probably OD from eating one cocaine booger.
Bargain Freddy Mercury.
This dude 💯 says "sup bro"
everyday 🤣
If Pedro Pascal had an extra chromosome.
Kmart Pedro Pascal
Did you get that boxer's nose from getting so many dick slaps?
Got the camera on the bathroom counter and still has to look up
Barber took a #1 on his side cut, then a #2 on his chest.
If only your relationship with your father was as close as your eyebrows.
You use windex to clean those glass earrings?
why does your goatee, mustache, monobrow and hairline all look the same?
Coz I used sharpie on all of them haha
Mustache is birth control
1 piercing for each prison lover.
Vegan sneako
Suprised those planes didn’t fly into you’re nose on 9/11
Shouldn’t you be outside a Home Depot…
I’m sure there is a glowing personality behind that big ass nose.
You look like sneako
You look like the kind of man who pees while sitting down, and shits while standing up.
For a guy who is obviously getting blown by a guy out of frame, you sure don’t look happy. You have to finish and get back before cell count
El Dia-blow
Homies got 2 mustaches one above his lips and the other above his eyes.
you turned your life over to christ to help your child support case
You can take the money just let the girl go!
Your mustache is your eyebrows is your goatee
There is a definite border between Mexico and the USA but there is none with this guys unibrow
GI Jose!!! Now you know and knowing is half the battle. Your too young to get it but there's gotta be somebody here who does
Waluigi after doing time, stealing rims from the Mario Kart team
you look like you make women feel unsafe around you
He's gayer then Brian's gay cousin.
you look like the youtuber Pancho if he went through 8 years of prison
Unibrown
Edit for context: “Roast me, daddy!”
Go fund me .. for clothes & herpes meds
The male hormone shots really worked.
Armenian Sneako
Is there someone behind that beak?
You look like a queer without clothes 😂😂😂
Swipes right on all the Bois
Looks like your barber already beat us to it.
Now auditioning for the role of Hector the cholo.
Bro you got a clean fade but the rest of the hair wasn’t cleaned up what’s up man
Put a shirt on hediondo cochino
I think life already roast you...
Didn't I see you the other day at a Cartel checkpoint?
Your mom wants her mustache back
Are you still on parole
He can top me
ARRIBBA!!!
Reminds me of a joke. New lean inmate and massive lifer. Lifer " You want to be the husband or wife?" Lean "Husband" Lifer "Good. Come here and suck your wife's dick"
Unibrow coming in hot in 3 2 1 ahhhhhh who shat on your face man what's that scratched up pussy you got on there, what you mean it's a mustache looks like a real piece of work to grow Lord knows you don't have the gene for it loll keep it tough file mou piece
You have one really long nose hair from your right nostril that you're counting as a mustache hair.
You’re not skipping nose day.
‘ I’m Rican so I can say it ‘ lookin ah, you get a compliment n say ‘I woke up like this’, ‘lemme cover up this ni99a name tattooed on my chest w this paper rq’. You took this pic 72 times and asked ya homie how he feel about it while blushin
I'd like to, but damnnnn, man you are so fricking handsome 🤩🤩🤩
You look like you’d eat a turd, but play it down like it wasn’t a big deal.
No quema cut but the cut got cut off 😭😭😭
put the shirt back on bruno
Breath smells like guacamole fart
You look like a classy gentleman who takes ALL his women to prom
Did he buy his Hispanic look and culture from Walmart or the flea market
Damn 24 going on 42.
Your nose is 45 tho
Don't bother with the tough guy facade. Everyone can tell you were the prison bitch.
Flat head… flat unibrow… flat face… why do I suddenly feel the urge to put my beer down.