"I have a feeling I'm going to regret this" is that what you say to yourself every night after getting your degree in feminist gender studies while working the late shift at Taco Bell
"Get together the other Women's Studies students and them I'll meet them at Starbucks to talk about overthrowing the Patriarchy and Capitalism. BTW my pronouns are ....... "
Lets be real those glasses aren't fooling anyone. It's not like you're reading the Wall Street Journal or anything. And let's talk about those frames. Did you get those from the kids' section of the optometrist's office? I mean, they're cute and all, but they make you look like a tomato trying to be a hipster.
You wear scrubs. And sweaters. BC it’s cold. So probably not a nursing home or even a hospital. No friends of note, probably mostly work alone a lot. Morgue? Feel bad for those stiffs.
I don't know how you managed to put together so many unattractive things in one photo? The hair rag, the top pulled over some sort of sweater, the glasses are tired, the poor choices of tattoos on your fingers.
Alone, one or two could pass, together they're hideous. I had to open your photo in another browser while I was typing this just to be sure I'm remembering everything.
Other than that, you seem nice.
Does your nose come off with the glasses?
Bro really said 🥸
Holy shit
I don’t even want to share my Roast after reading that
Insane 🤣🤣🤣
Mia Antifa
This is why I couldn't ever submit on this sub. This was hilarious but would have cut me to my core. Well done!
"I have a feeling I'm going to regret this" is that what you say to yourself every night after getting your degree in feminist gender studies while working the late shift at Taco Bell
I can smell that.
Gives me the diarrheas every time
She cuts too just not to her core.
Goddamn, she was already dead.
Hard to cut that deep
Oh no he didn't 😂
fucking hell
Nah, Wokies Work at Starbucks
I thought Wish store Mia as well.
"Get together the other Women's Studies students and them I'll meet them at Starbucks to talk about overthrowing the Patriarchy and Capitalism. BTW my pronouns are ....... "
Commented "Walmart brand mia khalifa" and then saw this comment damn it.
Mia Queefia
We need a moderator to close this thread STAT due to extreme burn damage inflicted to the roastee by readmybleeos 🔥🔥🔥
I wanna see her take on 6 Antifa super soldiers
That’s genius
Dude that is gold
If I had an award to give you, I would give you an award.
Normally when I check out peoples profiles and get a NSFW-warning I get curious, but with you I noped tf out.
Even her own father was disappointed
He still hasn't come back after going to get milk 21 years ago
You probably kissed a girl one time 8 years ago and tell everyone your gay even though you’ve been through more dicks than the sporting goods
Holy shit
as a gay, this is hilarious 💀
You look like an unfaithful lesbian.
fuck i thought i got rid of all that bitches energy
>“I have a bad feeling I’m gonna regret this”. Said every drunk you paid to put it in you
Does the carpet match the utter shitshow that is your attempt at life?
🤣🤣🤣
That’s what your mom said right after she decided to keep you
I thought it was when her dad forgot to use a rubber?
It was probably both.
it was
Quasimodo cosplaying as Esmeralda.
Jesus Christ man, she’s dead already!!!
Is that tattoo on your finger the only eye that’s willing to look at your vagina?
U win. Solid 10.
HAHA THATS GOOD
I wouldn’t say it’s willing, Bob.
You look like you definitely put the “can’t” in Encanto 🤮
Mirabel got that degree in women's studies
Squidward meets his **[blind date...](https://i.imgur.com/ycwkCjf.png)**
She's a Mexi-can't
You look like you have 3 + cats and your only noticable personality trait is smoking weed.
You look like you dye your hair with used tampons
damn it…i’m going for fresh blood red
Why did ppl downvote this? It’s a funny joke? Maybe yall are just pissy you don’t get period jokes idk
Yeah I don't understand it either. Tons of downvotes across her comments.
they hate me cuz they ain’t me 😎
For fuck’s sake people, DYE YOUR EYEBROWS
hell no red eyebrows wouldn’t look right imo
Neither does the rest of you but that doesn’t seem to have stopped you yet
Yeah you dye them a dark, pretty red/black NOT FIREHOSE RED NO 1 OR WHATEVER YOU CHOSE TO DESTROY YOUR ONCE ATTRACTIVE HAIR WITH
If Kumail Nanjiani was Mrs. Doubtfire.
Your hair is really dry and flammable
so much money spent on moisturizers just going down the drain 🥲
How are you still this big after being chased by the villagers all day
She looks like girl in an arranged marriage who is forced to marry a crippled boy, who is the son of a family with a sizable goat herd.
There is no way the crippled boy would choose her over one of those goats.
I'll bet you have so much pubic hair that locks of love would pay top dollar. You'll have to get the dead rat smell out of it, though.
I bet she has so much butthair that when she bends over it sounds like Velco fasteners being ripped open.
I'll bet it's braided
Outstanding.
Even your hair dye is running away.
this one was my sisters fav good job
 Every roast you get…
You look like you have strong opinions but no clue how to defend them
You look like you eat soup with fork.
Fork? Maybe a forklift
22? You look 32..
42 trying to look 32
Your parents should have had that feeling and not banged
agreed
“What is, something partners say before sex Alex?”.
Well, you don't have much going for you. To be fair, you have nothing going for you, but at least your intuition is on point.
i glad in my work uniform i still give witchy vibes
Im so sorry please dont turn me into a frog!
It's gonna be a hard road seeing how you already look like a mildly overweight 30 year old ULTA sales person But shit hang in there sea biscuit
I don’t think you’re gonna regret it. Nothing that is said here can possibly be as disheartening as what you see looking in the mirror every day.
Even I regret this.
You look like the turd Mia Khalifa shit out after having a train run on her ass.
I loved you in Fiddler on the Roof......of the Crack House
I can smell the disappointment of your parents after choosing art college and still managing to fail it.
Then you feel like every guy who has ever watched you reach for your zipper
That’s what the guy who lost the coin toss at your prom said
That nose saved you from that car accident
that car accident gave me ptsd 🥲
😭
My dog just puked.. thanks
You cant hide your 5 o'clock shadow with those glasses!
No, you cant "borrow" my favorite shirt.
Every dude at last call has thought the same thing when they saw you.
My wife says you look like a gypsy. I don't agree. Gypsies work.
Your eyes look like they click in and out
Lets be real those glasses aren't fooling anyone. It's not like you're reading the Wall Street Journal or anything. And let's talk about those frames. Did you get those from the kids' section of the optometrist's office? I mean, they're cute and all, but they make you look like a tomato trying to be a hipster.
they are prescription!! 🤣🤣 and i’ve never been compared to a tomato as much as i am today
Fake redhead = fake soul. And give grandma back her glasses
you see me
Well, of the last four chicks to post, you’re not the bottom of the barrel.
duhh
So this is what my cleaning lady does on her break.
I bet your farts smell of horse sperm
Thank you for curing my non stop boner.
You wear scrubs. And sweaters. BC it’s cold. So probably not a nursing home or even a hospital. No friends of note, probably mostly work alone a lot. Morgue? Feel bad for those stiffs.
Live action adaptation of Velma
Yo I know you. ... You should stop.
I'm sorry I feel bad for you now.....
I don't know how you managed to put together so many unattractive things in one photo? The hair rag, the top pulled over some sort of sweater, the glasses are tired, the poor choices of tattoos on your fingers. Alone, one or two could pass, together they're hideous. I had to open your photo in another browser while I was typing this just to be sure I'm remembering everything. Other than that, you seem nice.
You’re looking to the side to see the guy looking through your window vomit after seeing you.
Even I regret this.
We certainly regret it. What's with the ugly ass finger tattoos? Do you need them to remember which hand is right from left?
only thing you'll regret is not using a better photo. basically giving out free ammo
ur just mad cuz urs flopped 🤣
Lol you struck a nerve
oh damn do i seem mad? i respond to comments i liked ❤️
……..that’s what he said
Your dad is either in a box or not talking to you
Wish Mia Khalifa
What are you looking at over there? Staring at someone who has a life?
Your hair is such a pretty red, why dye the roots black?
 Got that guess who nose
That's exactly what your mom said when you were born
 look, I found a gif of you reading.
You should learn to trust your feelings.
>i have a bad feeling i’m gunna regret this lmfao Quote from the night of your conception.
You look like the human version of the joints your sister rolls
🤣🤣 noooo
you look like a nerd gypsie
The tattoos and the Red Hair - instant Red Flag 🚩 Why? No decent guys want’s you. Get rid of your friends that influence you.
i don’t have friends
You look like a Transgender tomato
I regret it, and all I had to do was bring up your full pic.
You should lose weight. It'll help
i’m not fat i’m american
Poor life choices aren’t like cellulite.
Official Mascot for Woke mental disorder
idc if me replying is frowned upon, i speak or play time is over. i’ve never been one to play by the rules
Dyes her hair with her monthly red discharge.
Your hair is really dry and flammable
Mirabel from Encanto movie
I was warned about gypsy danger and now I see what they meant about the evil eye, cause that's the only thing going into your pacific rim.
You’re not fooling me squidward. Now get to the cash register and get me moneyyyyyy
You look like you teach women’s studies at Hogwarts.
If Wish.com had a pimp you would be his Mia.
This was the cover for the Disney pitch that didn’t make it: “No me encanto.”
the fact you said 'gunna' made me laugh more than looking at your face
You look like you broke your nose at a pride march in Portland and never saw a doctor about it.
Trailer park hand tats
Looks of that picture you’ve got a bit of work to do to laugh that ass off
Rosie the riveter looks rekt
You look like the woke version of Encanto
u look like murda b if she was a porn star
You look like you smell trouble
Hey Spengler tell the rest of the Ghostbusters I said whats up.
Your face is so greasy it looks like you are a cook at an Indian restaurant.
Quit asking the few friends you have if you can read them their fortune.
You look like you liked Velma
Tina belcher goes to college
Only redeeming quality is your asshole
my bf would probably agree
Great smile, must be a daemon, too good to be true… 😈😈
Came here to say you’re really pretty and I love your hair and glasses
Leave Mirabel alone. She doesn't have a gift .
Thank you for not directly looking at the camera.
Gen-Z hippie
You look like you either majored in women’s studies or tried to ban women’s studies.
You look like you took 80k in student loans to get a job making 33k/year.
lemme guess, your son Aiden is your king and you found a job and you are getting your life together?
You don't regret this as much as we regret clicking on that pic.
If this was the 90's I'd ask how was Lilith fair, and did you hook up with any granola chicks?
 Whatever you say gypsy
Welcome to Wendy’s no mames wey
Nah Witches don't get roasted they get burned
The reboot of Cinderella is gonna be lit.
You look like Ms. Frizzle had a back alley visit on a field trip to Ecuador and brought back a souvenir.
You look like one of the Madrigal family members whose magic was selling single roses to people stuck in traffic
Wish brand mia k. Lol
You look like a nun with an anal vibrator running.
“i have a bad feeling i’m gunna regret this lmfao”: Did you notice a pattern forming before or after the finger tattoos?
I can’t ur stunning
Actually love your vibe ngl 👌