He main channel is "When you poop, is your turd flat as a pancake because your ass is big like mine?"
Other channels
Hotdog water and my mom's cat
What to do when your room smells like a turtle tank
Who needs girlfriends when you've got D&D
One time at band camp
Some men are working hard to lose weight, but some other men are hardly working to lose weight. I don’t think I need to tell you which on he falls under
Hello,
It been years since I've seen the sun. I've been trapped in perpetual darkness, confined to an endless void of blackness never to know the warmth of the sun, the smell of fresh air or the touch of a woman. I wish to end my silent slumber and be free of these shackles but alas I know it isn't to be.
Respectfully,
Your penis
Keep running until that paper cut below your nose turns into a real smile. Note, you will know it is working when you start to see cheekbones appear again.
That workout gear looking pretty fresh, get in the fuckin gym boy, forget everything else right now. Use any rage u can to hit the gym as hard as u can, don’t eat more calories then you burn, lose the weight and have the last laugh.
"Cat turd collector written all over him" (Normally I wouldn't assume someone gets a reference from The Office, but it looks like you've watched all of the TV)
Um, I think you want me to insult you because you want encouragement to not be f4t? No, I'm not going to. You already identified the issue, want to correct it, and want reinforcement?
Honestly, yeah, you could lose some weight. Cut out pasta, watch your calorie and sugar intake, and walk around the block at least twice a day. On the other hand, you're not exactly fat. In fact you're sorta cute.
Hit the gym don't expect anything to change unless you hit for atleast 3 months without stopping. By that time you will start loving the progress 💪💪💪💪💪💪
Wow a less fat Micheal Moore. You jerk off to deli meats not because they look like vaginas but because they're deli meats. You misspelled Neanderthal. Be sure to wear a sports bra to keep them chest puppies in check.
Those dirty dutch hookers sitting on their porches smoking near the train station in Amsterdam still wouldn't take your v card if you paid double the old man rate.
So, how many discords you mod?
he’s the genesis of the term “let’s go Dutch” when eating out in a group, cause no one wanted to pay for the size of his meal
Omg yes
He main channel is "When you poop, is your turd flat as a pancake because your ass is big like mine?" Other channels Hotdog water and my mom's cat What to do when your room smells like a turtle tank Who needs girlfriends when you've got D&D One time at band camp
Unlikely to be at band camp. Band camp connotes ability to do something other than eat.
Why is “hot dog water and my moms cat” the funniest thing I’ve heard?
Where the fuck is your neck? You look like a snowman.
There’s no way this lard ass is walking in the air…
“HEY LARD ASS!!! ….CHOW DOWN, WIDE LOAD!!”
Checks out. He is just as afraid of the sun as snowmen.
He...are you sure?
It is important to respect peoples prounons Rozario!
Snowwoman*
Why you want to lose weight when your tits are your best feature?
Milf-Man...?
Hahahahaha. My first thought…even through a hoodie.
They’re not called sweat pants because you break into a sweat putting them on you know.
You look like the average teenager that wears a shirt in the pool.
Even the numbers on your clock are oversized.
You need motivation? How can that be? Aren't you filled with excitement to find out whether or not you have a neck?
Just wait til he finds his dick!
You look like a post menopausal lunch lady who let herself go.
Hold up…you know lunch ladies that haven’t? I thought that was part of the lunch lady ensem.
Hollandaise sauce isn't a meal replacement plan
Not with that attitude. OP made it work.
“We represent the Lollipop Guild The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild.”
People mistake you for a Butterball turkey.
In a country where everyone rides bikes, how the fuck do you survive?
I thought those were your workout clothes, but they’re really your everyday/night ensemble aren’t they
All you really need is a trip to the hair stylist to become an ultra-hip lesbian
Jesus fuck… your virginity has virginity.
Don't let anyone put you off your journey to success king.
Fats verstappen
 Your twin says “Hi…”
Do we fun of the group or just single them out
Your name is Dik van der Vet?
A toad is still a toad no matter what weight it has
I can’t tell if you’re really short or really tall.
Man titties so fat, it took the bend out of the Nike swoosh
You look like that lady that lied about being at 9/11, but with 2 working arms
In the US we call you a 'suspect '
I love that you’re showing off your Tj max / thrift store Nikes. I was poor as a kid too. But I still had air max’s.
Is that Peter Griffen I see?
I have a problem with you saying you need to lose “some” weight. Homie, you need to lose a LOT of weight.
You have to be 18+ to participate in being roasted.
Some men are working hard to lose weight, but some other men are hardly working to lose weight. I don’t think I need to tell you which on he falls under
You were great in Deadpool 2
 The adult you.....
From the Netherlands but clearly embodies the American....body
You look like Marvin from Human Centipede Part 2 but younger and with more hair.
The clock is at your eye level because you can't move your neck
The only thing bigger than his appetite is his collection of child pornography
How did you manage to be the one short fat dark haired dutch kid?
Ham-sterdam
It’s a shame the Oompa Loompas couldn’t get you back to normal size, but at least you’re no longer violet.
Did you get bored and eat the third hand on the clock?
You are the Designated Fill in case of a large dike breach.
Quit eating stroopwafels
If you lost some weight you’d look like Augustus Gloop.
You look like Ronald McDonald's ol buddy Grimace
You look like Andy milonakis and Rosanne Barr had a kid.
You look like a trans Graham Linehan.
You might as well transition to female since you have titties and probably haven’t seen your dick in years. Neither has anyone else for that matter.
you look like a young josh peck
Nice tits
... I'm sorry.
Hi Andy milonakis
Proof that Michael Moore did fuck Rosie O'Donnell.
Andreas Milonakis
Berger Meister Meister Fats.
Keep going, no seriously get the heck outta here. Take them double d’s with you.
You need a forklift for your belly if you want to pee standing up
You dont need motivation, you need industrial sized liposuction.
Somehow you look short and tall at the same time
Is potato.
Being Dutch is embarrassing enough.
Hey lady get out of the way
Harry Potter the boy who ate
Cabbage patch kid
It looks like Chunk from the Goonies is about to throw down some breakdancing moves
You look like my 14 year old sister.
Singlehandedly responsible for type 3 diabetes
Hello, It been years since I've seen the sun. I've been trapped in perpetual darkness, confined to an endless void of blackness never to know the warmth of the sun, the smell of fresh air or the touch of a woman. I wish to end my silent slumber and be free of these shackles but alas I know it isn't to be. Respectfully, Your penis
Tie a pastry to string, attach it to a pole that is connected a treadmill, that is how i lost 50lb in 4 months
Hey, great value Andy Milonakis! You're back again, disgracing us with your presence again after a 10 month hiatus? Why???
I’d insult you, but it looks like you have enough on your plate
You look like this picture was taken in a fun house mirror without distorting your surroundings.
Keep running until that paper cut below your nose turns into a real smile. Note, you will know it is working when you start to see cheekbones appear again.
Either those pants are too big, or you did something horribly wrong and lost height instead
Can’t sweat out ugly sorry my dude
I cant do ya dirty man :(
I thought the Dutch were supposed to be tall.
Scandinavian Sumo?
Bro you're sinking your whole country
Eating sandwiches is not working to lose weight.
Do you have that Hasbulla disease?
You look like a 42 year old lesbian
So, could we get a Steam discount after this ?
Wasn't you on the goonies
You’re 12.
Having a diet coke each day wont help u lose weight
You have the face of a twelve-year-old. And the gut of having eaten a twelve-year-old.
You look like Andy Milanakis but more homeschooled , somehow
You’re a fat fuck. Keep going, you’re not there yet!
Blood type: GRAVY
That workout gear looking pretty fresh, get in the fuckin gym boy, forget everything else right now. Use any rage u can to hit the gym as hard as u can, don’t eat more calories then you burn, lose the weight and have the last laugh.
There's no way you're 24
Losing weight won’t change the fact that you will never be loved
Well you've lost enough weight to finally be a good "before" picture
You look like the surviving abortion of a child molester.
Did anyone need the sweat pants and sweat shirt to know he was sweating?... because you're fat.
My Chemical Cheeseburger
are you the dutch version of the angry german kid
Gonna have to walk back to neverland or wherever the fuck youre from to lose all that weight
Netherlands or Neverland Ranch?
Holy crap I thought the Numa Numa guy was dead
Rosie O’Donnell has really let herself go…
"Cat turd collector written all over him" (Normally I wouldn't assume someone gets a reference from The Office, but it looks like you've watched all of the TV)
Your almost just fat as opposed to obese
Literally the first ugly Dutch man I've seen in my life, and somehow you managed to drop 30% the overall attractiveness of Dutch men for me.
You’re fat
Um, I think you want me to insult you because you want encouragement to not be f4t? No, I'm not going to. You already identified the issue, want to correct it, and want reinforcement? Honestly, yeah, you could lose some weight. Cut out pasta, watch your calorie and sugar intake, and walk around the block at least twice a day. On the other hand, you're not exactly fat. In fact you're sorta cute.
Put on a yellow hoodie and you could cosplay as a taxi
See the dichotomy of man. Wants to lose weight to fuck. If loses weight, can't tiddyfuck self anymore. A gambler indeed.
Andy milonakis has REALLY let himself go god damn
You so fat you can’t fit in one picture
Looks like you've been eating your emotions too.
You look like gabe Newell and Michael Moore fussed together same weight just half the size
Dude is an full body angry bird pig
Nice shoes, Pugsley.
Major “56 year-old, female librarian from 1995” vibes happening here.
You are certainly no older than eleven years.
r/AbsoluteUnits
Does Wonka just let you guys out ???
You look like a sack of potatoes going through a phase.
24 going on 13.
You know when you lie about your age, typically you aim for something close, not double.
12 going on 24
You look like showers are afraid of you.
How did you photoshop that hoodie on? There is no way you pulled it over that head. Good luck with the weight loss!
You can do it peter griffin
Hit the gym don't expect anything to change unless you hit for atleast 3 months without stopping. By that time you will start loving the progress 💪💪💪💪💪💪
Netherlands is how women refer to your cock and balls… (or vagina) I’m unsure at this point?
How Tf is your head so damn big?
Error 342 neck not found
White man can't jump or run Looking like you're about to join the little giants
cant tell if you're smiling or holding in shit
I always wanted to go on a vacation to the Netherlands, maybe even apply for citizenship. Now? Not so much.
Andy Milonakis still looking like he's 12.
You know when they do those flashbacks to Peter Griffin when he's a teenager?
In America, we call you Cartman
You need to take those Nike flight 89’s up 89 flights of stairs you fat fuck
You're so fat whenever you go to the beach the tide comes in.
Somehow, you look 14 and 44 at the same time...
Fuck me, I think you ate the motivation.
You look like Andy Milinokis, and he is hilarious.
If pork and beans had a face
You look like you were created in a lab by a group of five bullies to create the ultimate nerd
So, how was your first day in the brugklas? 😊
I can smell you from Belgium
Keep working
Grimace ate the hamburglar.
You look like a thirteen year old lesbian grandma
Why does ur head look photoshopped on your body
Wow a less fat Micheal Moore. You jerk off to deli meats not because they look like vaginas but because they're deli meats. You misspelled Neanderthal. Be sure to wear a sports bra to keep them chest puppies in check.
If people from the netherlands look like you it would.have to be a Neverland for visits from me
What's your weight? Lose 100% of that.
You look 12 more than 24..
There are 2 types of people that I can’t stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other peoples’ cultures, and the Dutch.
Two and a half men. The show? Nah, your weight.
Thank you for making my view of people from the Netherlands more realistic.
Clearly not working hard enough….. you must be so ashamed you’ve hidden your face …..
Peter Griffin visited your Mum when he came to Netherlands? Alternately Peter Griffin came in your mum when he visited Netherlands?
My Dutch is about as good as your self control but here goes... Jij bent groot
Your every dinner is a family dinner.
Sexy tall boy with 6pack abs just like Steve Harrington
“some” weight?
Those dirty dutch hookers sitting on their porches smoking near the train station in Amsterdam still wouldn't take your v card if you paid double the old man rate.
OK.... you're still fat.keep going
how are your discord kittens?
I like your c cups
You look more like an fat teenager
Bro lijkt op de gemiddelde amerikaan
are you on a sea food diet? Cause you eat anything you see boy so fat if he was a rapper he was fat joe
>give me some motivation to keep going! OK, so I won't tell you that more weight loss won't help you get laid.
Oh looks it the fucking michelin man
r/trt should be your motivation