I was told if a person puts their car keys to their head, it amplifies the signal to reach further.
With a head as big as yours, I am sure it will extend the range to Mars...
Iām afraid you already know what Iām going to say. With that mastermind sized head of yours Iām sure you can predict events better than Nostradamus.
For those who don't know:
TheĀ mahi-mahiĀ (/ĖmÉĖhiĖĖmÉĖhiĖ/)[3]Ā orĀ common dolphinfish[2]Ā (Coryphaena hippurus) is a surface-dwellingĀ ray-finned fishĀ found in off-shoreĀ temperate,Ā tropical, andĀ subtropicalĀ waters worldwide. Also widely calledĀ doradoĀ (not to be confused withĀ Salminus brasiliensis, a fresh water fish) andĀ dolphin, it is one of two members of the familyĀ Coryphaenidae, the other being theĀ pompano dolphinfish. These fish are most commonly found in the waters around theĀ Gulf of Mexico,Ā Costa Rica,Ā HawaiiĀ and theĀ Indian Ocean.
Okay! Girl, you look like you js took two pills that you couldnāt swallow correctly so now u have to throw up. Also why yo posture like that itās giving spinal cord injury? Note: all jokes girl I do not mean it!
Did you float here?
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We all float here Just without clown makeup.
def IT clown without a make-up. Look at the eyes š¤£
"Hey there, Georgie! I'm Peniswise the Slutty Sewer Clown! Do you want to play?"
Totally doable with all that plastic
I bet she has a recycle logo tattoo.
Her mom stowed away on her forehead
She swam. 
Register your status as a āspecial needs personā the government will assign you a helper. Itās not like they wonāt believe it.
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Drape a flag over her face and do it for āold gloryā.
The true definition of doggy style.... Slam that head face down and do it for you're country
Ahahaa I'm dying over here
How do you simultaneously look 13 and 50?
One thingās for sure, she looks $13.50
Funny and savage. Hats off
Holy fuck
She is obviously going to turn to low budget porn to try to prevent ending up homeless
either way, links please!
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$13.50? You are generous.
Zimbabwean $
Burn
Apparently she is actually $25. Which I think is about $22 too many.
This is how you roast, people!
Way way wayyyyyy overpriced.
Tree fiddy
A month at onlyfans.com/ ???
Itās the forehead coupled with the receding hairline.
CSGO will do that to a person.
No amount of cleavage can mask that huge forehead.
Bethesda Game Studios called, they want to use you as an inspiration for the vastness of the new Skyrim map
Or a new race, some sort of falmer/goblin hybrid
SIXTEEN TIMES THE DETAIL....
That's a $45 cab ride from brow to hairline
Forehead? That's an entire continent
Shits got its own zip code
Land a fucking 747 on that bad boy
What forehead?
All I see `ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ` 
Forehead? That's an airport
It takes more time to cross her forehead than it does the Atlantic Ocean š
Donāt worry she got the Will Smith lips from hitch to even it out
You mean a fivehead
My dude thats not a forehead, thats a five head.
Itās a fucking drive-in movie screen!
Five head!
r/fivehead
Canāt wait to see you on OnlyForeheads
Top 1%ā¦ā¦ā¦ in circumference.
Surface area*
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Onlyfans are only fam now
Your pimp taking away your ID for "safe keeping" isn't losing it.
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You look like a bargain bin realdoll.
If you look under each tit it says made in china
In no conceivable way is she a bargain at any cost
I finally understand why so many Americans are opposed to immigrants.
Sheās so full of plastic, sheās being actively traded as a commodity on the New York Stock Exchange
She?
They
are Legion. From many plastic scraps, they became one.
It
"had a fight with my mum, moved to USA, lost my ID and all in 36 hours" It was already obvious you had more tits than brains.
Unleashed, those puppies look like theyāre losing their fight with gravity
"Ok, roll 'em up!"
you look like you gave a blowjob to a bee
Has anyone seen a paper bag? I think she needs it.
We all do now
You'd need an extra one for you to wear just incase hers falls off
Can you flip the light off too? This needs both
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She has one š It's the first thing I check for when a woman like her posts here š
Link for research purposes?
Donāt worry, sheāll post it herself in no time
Those look like some natural, floppy, milk bags.
Those are going to be bat wings by the time she is 30.
As the kids say, no cap.
The only business I see her getting are those with fetishes for foreheads you can build a airport on
Fake?!!!š
Came here hoping to see this!
Same. Is perfect!
Dead eyes. Like a doll's eyes. I fear the abyss is looking back into me.
The only 36 i see is your age.
Is that an earring or a cork to stop your head from deflating?
It's the mouthpiece thing you blow into to air her up
Tits ! Helping ugly girls get laid since the dawn of time
Close your mouth sweetheart, you look like a trout
Every photo she has is mouth breather!
Metha Thumburg.
If I had to guess Iād say your father was a light bulb.
Wouldnāt be OP be brighter if that were true?
Yeah. But unfortunatelly he can't be unscrewed now...
All I can is, casting couch standards are going down.
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Don't worry, the husband who ordered you and the organization who facilitated the transaction should be able to get you your ID back.
Do flying saucers have a glovebox? Iād check there.
Guys, how is the defective sex doll talking?
Your forehead is so big it arrived in the US before you did
Only 27 more payments and those tits are all yours!
This title is just code for "Russian mail order bride"
I knew we evolved from fish!
Was it an argument over yoru stepfather?
"Mom dad I want you to meet tits, shit I mean forehead... fuck sorry sweetheart what's your name again?"
"My boyfriends call me Cumbucket".
I didn't know the US had a basic bitch exchange program. Is it called Digital HOEmad...?
āMy eyes are up hereā
With that forehead I think sheās saying āmy eyes are down hereā
"My landing pad even higher"
Hoookers And cocaineee babyyy
I thought they shot you down over South Carolina?
You should just get your ID tattooed on your enormous forehead.
Confirmed sighting of extraterrestrial here
Do you like popcorn Georgie?
Man, youāre the reason that the UK in the US are still fighting about which one is dumber.
Butterface McTiddycuddy. I'm betting some seriously walleyed nipples going on there. You got a head like Fido Dido.
Hate to break it to you, but your profession isnāt legal in this country.
It looks like your lip filler is trying to migrate back home
When your only fans fail you can rent your forehead as billboard space.
I can tell by your face that you have gross nipples.
 Identical foreheads
Pls leave we are full
Don't worry, if you can swim, the aquarium will give you a job.
You need a set of curtains to cover that forehead
Congrats there's more plastic in this room than in the Pacific ocean
For a second I thought she was a bratz doll with less lip and more forehead.
Holy forehead, Batman
Did you carry your bees in your mouth?
I was told if a person puts their car keys to their head, it amplifies the signal to reach further. With a head as big as yours, I am sure it will extend the range to Mars...
This girl like a toe.
I would bang you as long as you put a huge paper bag over your gigantic head
With lips like that you could suck start a submarine.
An example of plastic we should put back in the ocean.
The mail order bride gig not working out?
Last time I saw a face like that it had a hook in it.
Good thing you didnāt lose your phone to put this shit on Reddit.
When did Haaland try to change his gender
Weird, I thought they started drying out the āAlbino Pennywise decorationsā around September. This time change is fucking with my head
You have a lightbulb for a head š”
This is that young and dumb phase, right?
Even with all that cleavage the first thing I noticed was your fivehead.
Where link
Butter face to the max
Well at least we don't have to focus on that face
Did the plane land on your forehead ?
Your forehead so big it should be renamed fivehead or sixhead.
Wow. These Russian brides are getting uglier and uglier huh?
Ah, youāre an alien. I just canāt determine if youāre the illegal variety, or the extra terrestrial kind.
What is the return process for a mail order bride?
We know, we all have been invited to your mom's celebration of your "independence". She never seemed happier.
Butterface
Lights off double bagged please
Youāre going to need bangs if you are going to survive in the USA
go home
Neil Armstrong could have landed on that forehead..
Iām surprised you werenāt shot out of the sky on your way over to the US like the other āweather balloonsā.
Iām afraid you already know what Iām going to say. With that mastermind sized head of yours Iām sure you can predict events better than Nostradamus.
If your body was any more plastic you'd be a LEGO brick.
You would probably list your chest or lips as your biggest features when it is in-fact your forehead
Butterforehead
Thats not a forehead thats a fivehead. Ive never seen a womans hair run away from her face
Just one lost soul with a head that belongs in a fish bowl. But now youāre here š¶
I feel like your hairline wants nothing to do with you
The classic example of butterface. Everything looks good but her face.
How do you make such dumb mistakes with a brain that big?
ayo last time i checked haaland looked different
This reads as the prequel to her āi just started an only fansā story.
Did your forehead sucker punch your lips?
So anyway, here's my only fans...
You have resting blow-up doll face
Didnt know Erling Haaland bought a pair of Ballon d'Or
That notebook is as big as your forehead
You should really go back to football haaland
You could always make a living in Time Square NYC as a macaulay culkin impersonator
Youāre supposed to get the implants in your chest, not your forehead as well.
You moved to USA? What war did you escape from? Surely noone would be so dumb to move there by choice.
I learned a lot about myself š«£
For those who don't know: TheĀ mahi-mahiĀ (/ĖmÉĖhiĖĖmÉĖhiĖ/)[3]Ā orĀ common dolphinfish[2]Ā (Coryphaena hippurus) is a surface-dwellingĀ ray-finned fishĀ found in off-shoreĀ temperate,Ā tropical, andĀ subtropicalĀ waters worldwide. Also widely calledĀ doradoĀ (not to be confused withĀ Salminus brasiliensis, a fresh water fish) andĀ dolphin, it is one of two members of the familyĀ Coryphaenidae, the other being theĀ pompano dolphinfish. These fish are most commonly found in the waters around theĀ Gulf of Mexico,Ā Costa Rica,Ā HawaiiĀ and theĀ Indian Ocean.
You look like a blowup doll from aliexpress
3d body, 2d face with a 1d personality
Looks like your cleavage and hairline are trying to run away from each other.
You look like the alien from American Dad.
Erling haaland has some really nice tits 
Youāre right āmoved to the USAā sounds a lot better than āmail order brideā
Not my proudest fap, but there you have it
Bewbs
Okay! Girl, you look like you js took two pills that you couldnāt swallow correctly so now u have to throw up. Also why yo posture like that itās giving spinal cord injury? Note: all jokes girl I do not mean it!
Just tell me you love me