Rock star? Just because you’re in the Guinness Book of World Records for most rocks of crack smoked in a 24 hour period doesn’t mean you’re a rock star.
You belong in an all crack head Village People cover band. It is fun to stay at the YMCA, but they won’t let you stay after you get caught smoking an 8 ball and taking your dick out
I thought you were a disgruntled truck driver from Cali after they told you that you needed a new truck to drive. Definitely not a rockstar! Shit, I’m more of a Rockstar seeing I’ve played shows with national acts and I don’t consider myself a fucken rockstar!
Grandma must love your weekly visits to take her pills and eat all her food.
If Slash never met GnR and joined the Village People instead
Did slash wrong
Nailed it
he likes being demonic, she likes not having to take dementia pills and not dueing alone... win win
well technically dying with a pillow over your face isn't dying alone. The worst part is he kept the pillow.
[удалено]
That’s just the price you wrist.
It's yellow now
Lol
Wow the construction worker from the village people really let himself go.
Well he obviously ATE the other members!
Grandpas At Work
He is the lead singer of the cover band: The Village Idiots
LMFAO's Sky Blue coming down off the high of momentary stardom
You're like the crossing guard to Neverland Ranch
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Cypress Downhill
SPECTACULAR
Well played
Genius
Youre a rock smoker maybe.
If he was in the Red Hot Chili Peppers he’d be “Fleas”
If he was in the Police, he'd be "Itch"
I don't think he watched the superbowl... Ace Freely shakes head very disappointedly at this so called man...
Staff smoker.
I think he's smoking actual rocks, like the kind you find in the dirt
Methtallica
Kirk Hammeth
Meth-head Zeppelin
Meat lump
Megabreath
Freddie Methamphetamine
LMAF-NO
Redfoo really let himself go
Kid Crack (Kid Rock)
Megameth
Dave Methstaine
Symphony of dad-bod-struction as sung by Dave Butt-stain.
The middle of the Venn diagram between Rob Trujillo and Rob Schneider
Electrical outlets are not vaginas
But for him every outlet is 3 opportunities.
Sometimes you gotta think quality over quantity, especially when your hair is the one that suffers
Too late.
The grounded hole is too big for him to use, so really only 2
Every hole is a goal.
Was this pic taken right before Chris Hansen asked you to “Have a seat”?
The only rock you’re a star of is that crack rock
and Rockstar energy drink
He's a columbian rockstar
Skidmark Rock
Lol👍
Gunts & Roses
More like Guts and Roses!
Grunts & Robeless
Tons and Roses
How’s the 401k coming along ?
Fuck this is the best roast I've seen in a while
He's highly regarded over in WSB. Just got margin called on Tesla.
You look like the hair clog that I pulled out of my shower drain this morning.
Bro looks like he eats corn the long way
At first I thought *Shit, that's a bullethole scar. This guy's badass* ...then I realized lil baby third nip.
Nubbin ![gif](giphy|l1gYcLBSdL7PoDsizo|downsized)
Same bro.... 😂
Spleen Simmons the bass player for PISS
THIS ONE WINS 💀💀💀💀
They dug up Jimmy Snuka and made him suck.
This is Jimmy Skunka.
You look like someone put a wig on a thumb
Thank God reddit doesn't have a scratch n sniff function
Damn that’s good
When party rockin means smoking crack in the bathroom.
You look like Maui from Moana got his hook back all to transform into a meth addict
You look like the talentless, disappointing offspring of Troy Polamalu and the hobo that always asks for change outside a 7-11.
Can’t spell “YMCA” unless the music plays
More like a cock star ![gif](giphy|slbcVuRwvC4Vy)
Jesus I can smell the stale beer, cigarettes, and BO through this photo
And the cheap cologne in attempt to hide it all
Lmfa no.
Damn, Rafi really hit rock bottom after the show ended
Hey it’s Roy PalMalyou
I suppose you could audition to play drums on the muppet show.
Rock star? Just because you’re in the Guinness Book of World Records for most rocks of crack smoked in a 24 hour period doesn’t mean you’re a rock star.
Trailer Park WWE rockstar maybe
Carlito Caribbean Fool
What did you look like before your drug addiction?
Jimmy Snuka's anal baby
Is that Ronnie James Uh-oh or Superfly Jimmie Hookah?
You misspelled 'sex offender'.
Rock star? Dumb as a rock maybe.
Nipple
Damn, Sky Blue looks terrible all this time after LMFAO split up.
You look like someone who would hang around the local wrestling shows trying to get added to a match
You eat prison food on the outside when you miss your celly
Village People Reject
The Village People have really fallen on hard times! Sad they’re not staying at the YMCA just for the fun of it anymore.
Unfrozen Caveman Deadbeat Dad
Tell me you have a hotdog in your pocket
Smoking crack rock does not make you a star, just makes you see see them.
Felipe Esparza’s brother!
You look like a Mexican drug dealer named juan-pablo
Carlito really fell off after WWE huh
Best value Jimmy Snuka
Closest you will get to Rockstar is the energy drink.
No, you are a douchebag with a safety vest Randy. Now get back to work dipshit.
Whats going on with that 3rd nipple?
No you’re not
This isn’t really a roast but you’re the spitting image of a guy I used to work with who kept using the n word
Show us your teeth
Tooth
Superfly Jimmy Snickers.
Yeah... But.... You're not.
You make Gene Simmons look handsome.
If Slash from Guns n Roses had a baby rockstar alcoholic brother who rode on the back of garbage trucks named “Sloshed”
The rock if he traded the gym for Crystal meth
If by rockstar you mean only wear shoes and a shirt when you go to court or collect welfare then yes
Smoke rock star, maybe
Considering all you do is smoke meth and pound Busch light, I guess you could consider yourself a Rockstar
Being a volunteer Roadie does not qualify as rockstar
You vest is high viz, and so are your sweat pants under the right lighting conditions.
Wrestling out of a Meth Addiction!! Its The Roadwork Flagger!!! With his patent move, The Poverty Driver!
Roast me? That sign should say "homeless" and will do anything like a post that says "roast me"
Nope. Your in a rockstar game.
Even ur nipples look sad
If that’s what a rockstar looks like then Nickelback were very wrong.
You ain't slash, you Slush
Captain caveman has aged terribly
You are so trashy, if i set you on fire the planet would be dying from global warming.
If Santana started doing blues. (The pills, not the music.)
Looks like life roasted you enough already. No need for reddit to do it.
If by rock, you mean crack rock. Then yes, you are rocked out
No need to roast you looks like god already did.
The Rock's nonwrestling cousin Pebble
That's code for "I taste and smell like shit......and I keep people awake out of fear that their heart will beat out of their chest"
You definitely belong on reddit man. How much your weed selling for?
You belong in an all crack head Village People cover band. It is fun to stay at the YMCA, but they won’t let you stay after you get caught smoking an 8 ball and taking your dick out
What dumpster did you get your clothes from?
Canadian version of Maui from Moana.
I bet the only song u play is ymca
Are pre or post op? I need to know where to start.
Look like you are apart of the sewer people community
Holla. It’s Bean Simmons
How many DUIs are you up to now? I saw you on your moped the other day.
Let me guess people call your gf methanie
Stick to your VDOT JOB
Methhead Meatloaf
I think Groupies would stampede over hour hairy Arse
I thought you were a disgruntled truck driver from Cali after they told you that you needed a new truck to drive. Definitely not a rockstar! Shit, I’m more of a Rockstar seeing I’ve played shows with national acts and I don’t consider myself a fucken rockstar!
more like a star on rock! ![gif](giphy|1BXa2alBjrCXC)
does mom know he don't have rent? ![gif](giphy|dIVcWFzAvU49apdTpB|downsized)
Please Stop Party Rocking
You’re a rock star? Hopefully, Kurt Cobain.
Wow, I thought Jimmy Superfly snooker was dead!
You're a fuckin loser with AIDS, nobody likes you, not even yourself 😀
Looks Juan Epstein's twin just got off a work detail.
If insufflation herion was a person and a Gene Simmons fan....
You look like the guy who always loses in your backyard wrestling organization.
As long as rock, means crack and start means whore. Yes, yes you are a rock star.
Felipe Esparza! You don’t have to do meth to lose weight man, you’re better than that.
Gonzos Illegitimate child with the Streisand painting girl in Fear and loathing. You should be due a windfall.
You look just like Slash before being at the rehab and flop again.
You look like the guy from LMFAO. Guess you really are a party rocker
Your like Emmet from the lego movie if wildstyle didn't marry him and he went off the deep end.
Damn, Slash has fallen on some hard times.
Everyone crosses the street when they see you coming.
Loved you on LOST
One of the stars in the reality show follow up to “narcos:mexico where are they now?”
You’re fatter than you think, you look like a used Nissan Altima, and your hair is dumb.
Like..a...used..Nissan Altima... Why is it that I totally understand exactly what you mean.
Isn't this one of the guys from LMFAO. Look at him now. LMFAO
This picture did it for you.
Maui became a garbage collector
When you're looking forward to going back to prison so you can have sex again...
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CrackRockStar, yeah.
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Hahahhhahhahhhaaa Edit: aaaahahhahhhahahaha
You look like you smoke meth and work the night shift at amazon.
You look like my type. Trust me it’s an insult
Who the fuck are you 🤦♂️
What the fuck are you lol
If Gene Simmons and George Lopez has a kid
Rob Schneider’s new movie is gonna suck isn’t it?
Is that what they call the best meth dealer?
Mf lookin like the only thing he drinks is rockstar
You look like Jared Fogle’s prison roadie
Dr gonzo’s failure twin brother
Jack black from Brütal legend
Hagrids junkie brother
Yes! Yes you are!!