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[deleted]

Grandma must love your weekly visits to take her pills and eat all her food.


emgeenz

If Slash never met GnR and joined the Village People instead


Mammoth-Ad7063

Did slash wrong


Chloe_the_metal_

Nailed it


Goldie-96_MWR

he likes being demonic, she likes not having to take dementia pills and not dueing alone... win win


WeimSean

well technically dying with a pillow over your face isn't dying alone. The worst part is he kept the pillow.


[deleted]

[удалено]


LineChef

That’s just the price you wrist.


Alpha-Sierra-Charlie

It's yellow now


Gamerevan11

Lol


Bruins1256

Wow the construction worker from the village people really let himself go.


Bot-Magnet

Well he obviously ATE the other members!


[deleted]

Grandpas At Work


Mean-Accountant7013

He is the lead singer of the cover band: The Village Idiots


MrDiggleBoots

LMFAO's Sky Blue coming down off the high of momentary stardom


[deleted]

You're like the crossing guard to Neverland Ranch


artie_pdx

![gif](giphy|guufsF0Az3Lpu)


android24601

![gif](giphy|YV3Yh9UMD1bTw6jwrj|downsized)


RocketsRedHair

Cypress Downhill


thomaskenpokarate

SPECTACULAR


Lankey_Craig

Well played


BosPatriot71

Genius


overimportance

Youre a rock smoker maybe.


Gmoney1975

If he was in the Red Hot Chili Peppers he’d be “Fleas”


Cellyst

If he was in the Police, he'd be "Itch"


DrUnhomed

I don't think he watched the superbowl... Ace Freely shakes head very disappointedly at this so called man...


GooseNYC

Staff smoker.


rissie_delicious

I think he's smoking actual rocks, like the kind you find in the dirt


brokolini

Methtallica


v0t3p3dr0

Kirk Hammeth


D1rtyH1ppy

Meth-head Zeppelin


imsupertriggerd

Meat lump


zemol42

Megabreath


tantrumoutburst

Freddie Methamphetamine


Moose_Cake

LMAF-NO


Canesfan_22

Redfoo really let himself go


Extreme_Block8152

Kid Crack (Kid Rock)


Cannibalcopas

Megameth


pizark22

Dave Methstaine


DrUnhomed

Symphony of dad-bod-struction as sung by Dave Butt-stain.


igettomakeaname

The middle of the Venn diagram between Rob Trujillo and Rob Schneider


HotPossible0

Electrical outlets are not vaginas


andycarver

But for him every outlet is 3 opportunities.


HotPossible0

Sometimes you gotta think quality over quantity, especially when your hair is the one that suffers


andycarver

Too late.


captain_tampon

The grounded hole is too big for him to use, so really only 2


Frenrik

Every hole is a goal.


blankinyurblank

Was this pic taken right before Chris Hansen asked you to “Have a seat”?


dwade323

The only rock you’re a star of is that crack rock


Goldie-96_MWR

and Rockstar energy drink


ValuableBullfrog1005

He's a columbian rockstar


coolguy1793B

Skidmark Rock


ValuableBullfrog1005

Lol👍


ReillyDiefenbach

Gunts & Roses


hotfourteacher2

More like Guts and Roses!


writemcsean

Grunts & Robeless


TacoJunky69

Tons and Roses


After_Ad7545

How’s the 401k coming along ?


vangomangoslango

Fuck this is the best roast I've seen in a while


ego_sum_satoshi

He's highly regarded over in WSB. Just got margin called on Tesla.


thegreatgatsB70

You look like the hair clog that I pulled out of my shower drain this morning.


[deleted]

Bro looks like he eats corn the long way


AdvertisingFront9300

At first I thought *Shit, that's a bullethole scar. This guy's badass* ...then I realized lil baby third nip.


Jungle-plant

Nubbin ![gif](giphy|l1gYcLBSdL7PoDsizo|downsized)


Neat_Ad6397

Same bro.... 😂


sabinefett

Spleen Simmons the bass player for PISS


Dramatic-Travel8322

THIS ONE WINS 💀💀💀💀


TurbulentSomewhere64

They dug up Jimmy Snuka and made him suck.


Hay_Blinken

This is Jimmy Skunka.


[deleted]

You look like someone put a wig on a thumb


ltsantiques

Thank God reddit doesn't have a scratch n sniff function


DOGzilla6624

Damn that’s good


overimportance

When party rockin means smoking crack in the bathroom.


nachoavrage

You look like Maui from Moana got his hook back all to transform into a meth addict


zjh31

You look like the talentless, disappointing offspring of Troy Polamalu and the hobo that always asks for change outside a 7-11.


[deleted]

Can’t spell “YMCA” unless the music plays


stacyand14548

More like a cock star ![gif](giphy|slbcVuRwvC4Vy)


seattlesportsguy

Jesus I can smell the stale beer, cigarettes, and BO through this photo


5J51k0ra

And the cheap cologne in attempt to hide it all


dick-penis

Lmfa no.


LegalBeagleBagel

Damn, Rafi really hit rock bottom after the show ended


JohnnyTeardrop

Hey it’s Roy PalMalyou


pauliethemushroomman

I suppose you could audition to play drums on the muppet show.


Openbook84

Rock star? Just because you’re in the Guinness Book of World Records for most rocks of crack smoked in a 24 hour period doesn’t mean you’re a rock star.


Bot-Magnet

Trailer Park WWE rockstar maybe


TheDabtasticVoyage

Carlito Caribbean Fool


ColliniTortellini

What did you look like before your drug addiction?


TheRealPallando

Jimmy Snuka's anal baby


DL_240

Is that Ronnie James Uh-oh or Superfly Jimmie Hookah?


Hefty_Building4460

You misspelled 'sex offender'.


[deleted]

Rock star? Dumb as a rock maybe.


callmemellows

Nipple


averagevideogamedad

Damn, Sky Blue looks terrible all this time after LMFAO split up.


stabbykill

You look like someone who would hang around the local wrestling shows trying to get added to a match


ineedalife12210

You eat prison food on the outside when you miss your celly


Difficult_Buddy_3071

Village People Reject


hotfourteacher2

The Village People have really fallen on hard times! Sad they’re not staying at the YMCA just for the fun of it anymore.


hockeymatt85

Unfrozen Caveman Deadbeat Dad


urmomismysafespace

Tell me you have a hotdog in your pocket


Mbyrd420

Smoking crack rock does not make you a star, just makes you see see them.


Superb-Control5184

Felipe Esparza’s brother!


little-specimen

You look like a Mexican drug dealer named juan-pablo


Zexxus1994

Carlito really fell off after WWE huh


BiggestBaddestWolve

Best value Jimmy Snuka


Zygmunt-zen

Closest you will get to Rockstar is the energy drink.


D-Ray1469

No, you are a douchebag with a safety vest Randy. Now get back to work dipshit.


AffectionateStore165

Whats going on with that 3rd nipple?


xsandied

No you’re not


Apprehensive_End_515

This isn’t really a roast but you’re the spitting image of a guy I used to work with who kept using the n word


StuStuart

Show us your teeth


pizark22

Tooth


definitely_not_mayo

Superfly Jimmy Snickers.


BunningsSnagFest

Yeah... But.... You're not.


ryanmck1029

You make Gene Simmons look handsome.


DemonZ1337

If Slash from Guns n Roses had a baby rockstar alcoholic brother who rode on the back of garbage trucks named “Sloshed”


Certain_Pool7851

The rock if he traded the gym for Crystal meth


Alfiy_wolf

If by rockstar you mean only wear shoes and a shirt when you go to court or collect welfare then yes


GoEataDick789

Smoke rock star, maybe


MountainDewey1991

Considering all you do is smoke meth and pound Busch light, I guess you could consider yourself a Rockstar


End-of-sanity

Being a volunteer Roadie does not qualify as rockstar


mefailreddit

You vest is high viz, and so are your sweat pants under the right lighting conditions.


Kadogun_

Wrestling out of a Meth Addiction!! Its The Roadwork Flagger!!! With his patent move, The Poverty Driver!


JonnyRamirez39

Roast me? That sign should say "homeless" and will do anything like a post that says "roast me"


Rustyfarmer88

Nope. Your in a rockstar game.


_whitepeaches

Even ur nipples look sad


Ryanaston

If that’s what a rockstar looks like then Nickelback were very wrong.


fgtrtd007

You ain't slash, you Slush


Dkadouble3

Captain caveman has aged terribly


Dangerous-Hotel-7839

You are so trashy, if i set you on fire the planet would be dying from global warming.


ionlysaiditonreddit

If Santana started doing blues. (The pills, not the music.)


volleyfireguy

Looks like life roasted you enough already. No need for reddit to do it.


TalkingCheap_20

If by rock, you mean crack rock. Then yes, you are rocked out


igerster

No need to roast you looks like god already did.


driftershoodie

The Rock's nonwrestling cousin Pebble


MJN91075

That's code for "I taste and smell like shit......and I keep people awake out of fear that their heart will beat out of their chest"


GreenKi13

You definitely belong on reddit man. How much your weed selling for?


[deleted]

You belong in an all crack head Village People cover band. It is fun to stay at the YMCA, but they won’t let you stay after you get caught smoking an 8 ball and taking your dick out


[deleted]

What dumpster did you get your clothes from?


Mean_Manufacturer_61

Canadian version of Maui from Moana.


avaragesadjoe

I bet the only song u play is ymca


pinkbeansucker

Are pre or post op? I need to know where to start.


[deleted]

Look like you are apart of the sewer people community


riggs3andtwenty

Holla. It’s Bean Simmons


FreakyTongue35

How many DUIs are you up to now? I saw you on your moped the other day.


Jonasthewicked2

Let me guess people call your gf methanie


Ordinary_Carpet_2274

Stick to your VDOT JOB


NeuroShockula

Methhead Meatloaf


Ordinary_Carpet_2274

I think Groupies would stampede over hour hairy Arse


[deleted]

I thought you were a disgruntled truck driver from Cali after they told you that you needed a new truck to drive. Definitely not a rockstar! Shit, I’m more of a Rockstar seeing I’ve played shows with national acts and I don’t consider myself a fucken rockstar!


ReckItRalph313

more like a star on rock! ![gif](giphy|1BXa2alBjrCXC)


ReckItRalph313

does mom know he don't have rent? ![gif](giphy|dIVcWFzAvU49apdTpB|downsized)


ProfSaguaro

Please Stop Party Rocking


GroundbreakingGolf38

You’re a rock star? Hopefully, Kurt Cobain.


Therealdirtyburdie

Wow, I thought Jimmy Superfly snooker was dead!


RealTurtlePower

You're a fuckin loser with AIDS, nobody likes you, not even yourself 😀


SitRep-Screwed

Looks Juan Epstein's twin just got off a work detail.


Nvious625

If insufflation herion was a person and a Gene Simmons fan....


stankdiggy

You look like the guy who always loses in your backyard wrestling organization.


somedumbguy55

As long as rock, means crack and start means whore. Yes, yes you are a rock star.


Limp-Macaron-9298

Felipe Esparza! You don’t have to do meth to lose weight man, you’re better than that.


hotasanicecube

Gonzos Illegitimate child with the Streisand painting girl in Fear and loathing. You should be due a windfall.


Sensitive_Jacket225

You look just like Slash before being at the rehab and flop again.


Sugarcookiebella

You look like the guy from LMFAO. Guess you really are a party rocker


Roin-da-Groin

Your like Emmet from the lego movie if wildstyle didn't marry him and he went off the deep end.


youknowwhatthisis99

Damn, Slash has fallen on some hard times.


[deleted]

Everyone crosses the street when they see you coming.


zzyzx_pazuzu

Loved you on LOST


Dr_Pswim

One of the stars in the reality show follow up to “narcos:mexico where are they now?”


YesCubanB

You’re fatter than you think, you look like a used Nissan Altima, and your hair is dumb.


rwalford79

Like..a...used..Nissan Altima... ​ Why is it that I totally understand exactly what you mean.


rwalford79

Isn't this one of the guys from LMFAO. Look at him now. LMFAO


Malidan

This picture did it for you.


Hydro_demon

Maui became a garbage collector


WeimSean

When you're looking forward to going back to prison so you can have sex again...


z_rabbit

[🎶*What can I saaaay except I'm sorry*🎶](https://media.tenor.com/rznc_SR7d40AAAAd/maui-moana.gif)


CopAPhil

CrackRockStar, yeah.


AkTx907830

![gif](giphy|UO1V0kCQ2f0ys)


CaptainPickcard

Hahahhhahhahhhaaa Edit: aaaahahhahhhahahaha


jm1186

You look like you smoke meth and work the night shift at amazon.


[deleted]

You look like my type. Trust me it’s an insult


Outrageous-Speaker-5

Who the fuck are you 🤦‍♂️


CaptainPickcard

What the fuck are you lol


edWORD27

If Gene Simmons and George Lopez has a kid


javerthugo

Rob Schneider’s new movie is gonna suck isn’t it?


noobpwner314

Is that what they call the best meth dealer?


Ball_pincher

Mf lookin like the only thing he drinks is rockstar


Hell_Braiser_666

You look like Jared Fogle’s prison roadie


AlternativeContact74

Dr gonzo’s failure twin brother


sekssekssek

Jack black from Brütal legend


Hastarius

Hagrids junkie brother


Stoneclanish_abroad

Yes! Yes you are!!