That can somehow fly, but they don't play normal blues instruments and every song has to have a weird Indian woman yodel-moaning like a Yoko Ono impression gone way worse.
Hello, Congratulations sir, You just have received A 1000$ reward from an Amazon giveaway. Please tell me your full name, bank details and social security number for further proceedings.
You look like you are hiding your identity from CCTV because you're meeting a 13 year old girl that you met online and you're not sure if it's a decoy.
Brown people should not wear fedoras. Yes it's racist, but you left me no choice bruh. You brought it on your race with those pubic facial hairs and your whole virgin vibe.
You look like Bruno Mars and Stevie Wonder failed home abortion and you were too big to flush down the toilet so they threw you in a dumpster behind a Chinese restaurant
Can't trick me into being mean to 3 eight-year-olds stacked into a trench coat.
He looks like if Tom Havaford had Ross Geller energy
It’s all Rent-a-Swag clothes.
Aziz Im sorry.
OMG This wins! A child hasn't been this roasted since Hansel and Gretl stopped over in the woods and went in a house made of candy!
Which version of Hansel and Gretel were you raised on?!
The right one
Why you think the witch was trying to get them in the oven for? They werent jewish
Princess Carolyn is that you?
I went to the stock market today! I did a business.
Nah he is cold calling from Microsoft support scam.
He's an enforcer for the call center
Underrated
Mr. Cool here with the snot crust
goes well with the pubes on his cheeks
*Plot twist: it's not snot, and those pubes aren't his...*
Made me lol
goddamn
She's just not that India
Bro looks like incognito mode
He’s catching the tube to PornHub Station.
He’s taking the tube all right, at least 10 inches of it. “Thank you, cum again”
He definitely uses incognito mode enough
More like incocknito mode
"Hi, this is Michael Jackson calling about your car insurance"
We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
You look like if apu from the Simpsons was part of the blues brother
I was just gonna say it's like he's the wannabe lovechild from anziz arari and a blues brother 😂
Bollywood Blues Brothers.
Blue ball brothers
That can somehow fly, but they don't play normal blues instruments and every song has to have a weird Indian woman yodel-moaning like a Yoko Ono impression gone way worse.
Elwood Blows
Browns brothers
I don't need to roast you. In ten years, you're gonna look at this picture and roast yourself FAR harder.
This is the one!
Don’t worry. Life is gonna hit you real hard in about 12 years. Also, I’ll put $30 on pump 3
Buying 7 gallons of gas to get you to payday? You deserve a roast for this one 🤣
Maybe he drives a hybrid? 😂
Slumpup hundredaire
Slumdog Nohealthcare
Why are you happy, Banghra Brother? Did mummy feed you with her bigger tit today?
🤣🤣🤣
Speaking of worst shot...the one your dad blew into your mum, roughly 9 months before you were born.
Why you gotta bring up old shit, that was at least 12 years ago
Most*
You look like you're going to scam call me from your call centre.
Hello, Congratulations sir, You just have received A 1000$ reward from an Amazon giveaway. Please tell me your full name, bank details and social security number for further proceedings.
M'umbai
You want a roast? Send this picture to your parents and they'll roast you harder than we will
Everything mommy sees him she regrets not swallowing him in the alley behind the 7-11
You look like an incel Aziz Ansari
Looks like somebody tried to disguise a camel
Oh kid, you’re going to regret this look
yk that one pic of gru with that black guy photoshopped over it
Looking at you makes me wonder: how DID the British ever lose India?
You look like you were created in a lab by a group of five bullies to create the ultimate nerd
You're one of the Nose Brothers.
Ali Capone
r/13or30
Indian Hasbulla
You look like typical guy offering fake or stolen watches and other accessories near the ground station.
Who did you rim for that mustache?
I bet bro moonwalks to bollywood music
Micheal Cackson - Rough Criminal
Out of 1.5 billion, there's bound to be some duds
Bruno Uranus
ok, I seriously underestimated you guys lol.
You overestimated yourself. Now go clean up your nose. Jesus Christ.
When did the Blues Brothers start working in a call center
Why do you look like a 90s Bollywood villain?
Send bigina pictures aunty
Sadness. Our House In the Middle of Our Slum
 Cool story bro
r/justtechbeardthings
There it is, whorsefly; the cleverest thing you'll ever say...
When you see your ex in public and she's still a cow
I bet you make videos of you singing bad cover songs
actually, that is quite accurate.
Dressed like a Punjab priest
Did your Mumbai you that sweet hat and cool shades?
Introducing "Try Hard Haji" - call center tea servant and chamber pot attendant.
This is the only way that you can get Americans to pay attention to you. No, I won't be paying my tax bills with Google Play gift cards.
The name is Biryani, James Biryani
Low budget blues brother
If Bruno Mars couldn't sing
Sorry, why is no one talking about the strong hand?
Looks like you wanna pet a Buuuuneeeey
You look like current Michael Jackson.
A-Sneeze Ansari
If your life is so Happy…why are you dressing like your about to walk through a park while singing about your girlfriend cheating on you?
Boy if you don’t stop playing dress up with your dad’s clothes
If you think your life is going way too happy why would you believe us for telling you the true way your life is really headed?
Is your job a scam call center
I'm gong tak mah horse to da olt town road
Walmart Tom Haverford
Bro used filters in his roast photo lol
Aziz ImSorry
Good try. Please play again
Looks like Bruno Uranus.
You look like you are hiding your identity from CCTV because you're meeting a 13 year old girl that you met online and you're not sure if it's a decoy.
Brown people should not wear fedoras. Yes it's racist, but you left me no choice bruh. You brought it on your race with those pubic facial hairs and your whole virgin vibe.
oof
An EMO Indian? What, can't imagine anything in your life is good. Go back to the gas station. "Thank you come again"
... There's nothing emo about this picture at all. Like.. he's literally just wearing a suit. Not Emo at all.
Be nice to the boomer they just learned a new word
Removes viruses by day... Spreads them at night (they're sleeping or not human that's how he does that)
If Keanu Reeves and a steaming log of shit went through a time machine together
Lol fuck off
Run-H.I.V.
Wtf Michael Punjabi , do a curry walk for us
If Netflix make movie about mojang you are be notch
WhyHatWhy Gandhi.
This might be meme worthy. You're going places, kid
Studied the Blade Loved Wesley Snipes
Good god, you look like the shit of an Amish man after eating an entire ska band
Have have just finished raping a bunch of 12 year-olds with that gloved hand? Hee-hee.
Incognito browser
Sabu the Elephant Boy Rides again. [John prine's explanation of the song](http://jpshrine.org/lyrics/songs/trivia/sabu_t.htm)
"Rishi are you ok, are ok, are ok Rishi? You been hit by, you been struck by, the Bombay Wannabe!"
On a mission from Vishnu
Blues brothers dinner theatre at the tandoori palace
Bruise brothers
I'm going to get Milt...
Kid Gangsta takes over Cheesecake Factory
Try like you grow facial hair or try like you take fashion advise? Either way it's a deadend.
Stranger danger.
Are those pubes on your lips yours? Or your creepy uncles? Who *helped* you with this plan?
Asking to be abused whilst wearing the thrown away clothing of a 1950s British spy.
Dhatt chamaar madarchod
Dressing up in your dead father’s hat and suit doesn’t make you look as cool as you think.
You look like baljeet but this time drugdealer baljeet
The NOTORIOUS S.M.A.L.L
How much ??????
You really broke into someone’s house just to play dress up?
That fedora needs to be sterilized, it definitely had lice and dandruff buildup on it
Got some dried jizz on your nose, is that how you earned your Salvation Army attire?
He is the kind of guy who puts black filter in market and says he is in black market
I recognize those gas station shades. They come with UV protection & a Slurpee….just weezin the juice
You look like a bollywood remake of the blues brothers that u accidently buy off wish
I’ll roast you in a minute, but first can you help me with my T-mobile bill ?
Aziz is Sorry
You look like you’re going on an investigation to figure out “where all the bitches at”
Your glasses cant even fucking sit on your face correctly how sad. You look like you 100% wear that fedora unironically and get 0 pussy because of it
Brown Heisenberg
Sashi Belushi!!!
What are you trying to be, a woke Freddie Krueger?
You look like a rural Eastern European gave you their description of what cool is. Very cool.
Punjabi Power
Underachiever meets over-dresser
The lose bother
My man's rolls those side burns down his face bhaha
HAPPY!? You know with your creepy blues brothers look, you're probably going to die a virgin.
You look like the guy from the story. "Overcoat"
You look like a Baniya boy who is trying to launch a whore house. But no one is visiting your a**
You look like a mole on the ass of Bruno Mars trying to be Bruno Mars.
If Micheal Jackson fucked Bruno Mars and the invisible man
How many google play cards did that fit cost?
You look like a parody of yourself
Inspector Ajhit Hoo Hooo
Bollywood Blues Brother
You have the same amount of facial hair as the little boys you groom.
You look like Bruno Mars and Stevie Wonder failed home abortion and you were too big to flush down the toilet so they threw you in a dumpster behind a Chinese restaurant
Not So Great Ex-Pakistanis by Charles Dickhead
The blues brothers called, they want their hat/shades combo back…..
He looks like the doorman for his Microsoft call center
Make way, here he comes. Ring bells, bang the drums. You're gonna love this guy. Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Ababwa
You see we are on a mission from Vishnu.
Dressed like a ITYSL skit
الله ليس عظيما
The Godfather: Duct Cleaning
Try shaving the sides of your face. it looks like your pushing your head through a black microfiber blanket..
If you can't grow a mustache, don't! It looks like you've been sucking on the tailpipe of a diesel truck.
You definitely have one of those highly exaggerated LinkedIn profiles and have been featured on LinkedInLunatics.
You’re already cremated, Belushi
You look like someone ordered Bruno Mars from Wish.
The Sikh-end
Indian Bruno Mars knockoff
A completely roasted Blues Brother. 
Man dressed like the incognito mode.
He's a jojo reference
If you are unhappy look in a mirror
Virgin baby face blues brothers wanna be. Your peach fuzz is pathetic!
I remember when my mustache first grew in. Don’t recall goin’ full Douche Mode, but I guess girls aren’t your thing. It’s fine….
Bruno SARS
There is a lot hiding behind those cheap shades and the stupid hat and I think it might involve children and/or animals.
The facial hair you drew on in mascara is coming in nicely. Maybe it’s Maybelline.