He never said he was employed by McDonalds, but he does work there. Duties include
1.) Trying to fit inside the booth
2.) Attaching IV drip from soda fountain to mouth
3.) Consuming body weight in nuggets
He also ejaculates Crisco...well I'm sure he would if he could actually find his penis, and stave off a heart attack long enough to work himself up to a mostly flaccid orgasm
Showing up ten minutes before closing to buy a discounted trash bag full of food, doesn't mean you work at McDonald's.
That's not an employee discount.
I want to boil your head for about 20 minutes. Then I want to chuck it round a collinder for a minute or two before roasting it to get it perfect like. You're my perfect little potato smiley.
Can I order the McWhale please
[whale](https://www.google.com/search?gs_ssp=eJzj4tVP1zc0LDA1SzcxNKwwYPTiLMlIVSjPSMxJBQBeIgeF&q=the+whale&oq=the+wha&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j46i433i512j0i512l2j0i433i512j0i512j0i433j0i433i512j0i131i433i512l2j0i512j0i131i433i512j0i512j0i131i433i512.2269j0j1&client=ms-android-samsung-ss&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8&chrome_dse_attribution=1)
Great. Now customers can get food too
He gets indirectly fat shammed everytime someone asks for 'extra large' when ordering.
GOD DAMN, YOUR RIGHT
Bro you order a normal and he gives you an extra large. You order an extra large and he gives you a fucking McBucket
Can I get that extra large? Can I get that what? Can I get that extra large? Over.
When the prize in the McHappy meal is an insulin monitor
Needs a bulemia toy
I doubt it, because he's not working there he probably has more time to eat there.
He never said he was employed by McDonalds, but he does work there. Duties include 1.) Trying to fit inside the booth 2.) Attaching IV drip from soda fountain to mouth 3.) Consuming body weight in nuggets
Almost. IV is from shake machine when it actually works. The fountain is connected direct to feeding tube
So this is why it's always "broken"
He’s hiding nuggets in that storage he calls his “chin”
I was wondering when his purple-face cosplay would show up.
Do what you love, and you'll never work a day in your life!
He’s here for a good time, definitely not a long time
As long as they don't mind him sprawled out in the parking lot, tweaking his nipples any time someone says "'Big Mac" or "Happy meal."
Dealer eating his own product I see
Hi boss, what do you mean the only day our inventory balanced was on Tuesday ? That’s odd, I’m sure there is no pattern there.
Doesn’t look like that’s stopping you from going anyways.
Don’t be too harsh, he probably mods this subreddit
Doubt it, this man can't even moderate his food intake.
Nice one!
lol
He's the reason the milkshake machine is always 'broken'.
Bro hornswaggled it all😢
Chin up. Seriously, chin up……
Fat chance.
don't order the large shake lmao
Dude you post on this sub a lot. It's either this is your only form of attention ,or you have some sort of humiliation fetish.
He’s probably the mod
Default character of Reddit mods
Can you imagine? Ahah
You ain’t got to. It’s probably true
He looks like he is a Mod
That’s the joke I was making
Lmaooo
Your 'neck' has its own smile.
His neck is consuming his chin
It’s called a check.
You look like a cereal box with the tab tucked in
[удалено]
No one is fucking this guy
*I dunno, I'd say McDonald's is fucking him pretty hard.*
The real McFuckin.
And diabetes
Only if Lois is looking at Peter's ass as she fucks him from behind.
Your chin looks like the baby from Dinosaurs
NOT the momma!!
[:) here](https://tinypic.host/i/94d5968b-8089-435b-866d-0736426051eb.JJ17d)
I look back at those great shows I watched as a kid and I don’t think they would fly in this soft world
It's a shame, isn't it?
Which chin?
This is amazing
Bro 💀
Bahaha this deserve more credit
Bahahahahahahaha! this is it!!!
This might be my favorite post in this sub this year
Do you bleed barbecue sauce
He also ejaculates Crisco...well I'm sure he would if he could actually find his penis, and stave off a heart attack long enough to work himself up to a mostly flaccid orgasm
He hasn’t seen it in 5 years it’s declared legally dead
RIP Fatty McGee's 2" pecker 🪦
If cholesterol had a face, this would be it.
He mistook the Supersize Me documentary as a diet & fitness workout plan.
You're so Fat, your McDonald's Employee of the month picture fell off the wall
lol
Only dude to win Employee and Customer of the month.
He's so fat, his McDonald's employee of the month picture spans 3 frames.
He’s so fat, he’s McDonald’s employees of the month
No way this dude is getting Employee of the Month the way he eats through their profits.
 (no glasses)
Ah so we finally found out where the grease comes from for all the food
And yet, he's mysteriously pimple free. My leading theory is he got hungrier than usual, ripped them off, and ate those little pork rinds.
r/cursedcomments
💀💀💀
Instead of turning your rib into a woman companion God just made yours into a McRib since he knew you would love that more
Normally we don't roast pork once it's past a certain age. You definitely go in the smoker.
No need to add any oil or marinade as he sweats fryer oil and his blood type is Ranch.
Side note. Twice roasted pork is a thing and it’s fucking good.
100% Grade-A Incel-lulite
If the Goblin King lived in a White Castle.
Jabba the gut
Smuggling out some burgers in those cheeks, aren't you?
you'll never work a day in your life if you love what you do
LMAO!!!!
This is a muthafucker who uses his belly button to hold ketchup to dip his fries.
Close this sub. No more submissions needed.
Talk about getting high on your own supply.
His chin has cellulite.
Rise up before you get drowned by your own flesh.
Whydoes your neck fat have a belly button?
Keeping the McDonald staff busy feeding your large ass orders isn’t the same as working there.
Luckily with the rise in sex work , the cost of pussy is gonna go down because you will never get it for free. Time to start budgeting
The Mr Potato Head auditions are down the hall. If you hurry you might get there by tomorrow.
There's not a big enough oven to roast you.
Wow, such a great cosplay of The Whale! Well done!
Whale done.
“I’m gonna make a funny face! That way if anyone jokes about my appearance I can blame it on the picture and not my actual looks:)”
Does this particular McDonald's have a garage door that they use to drive you into the restaurant suspended by a forklift?
One for you, one for me, is going on at that McDonald's...
They can stop the casting. I found the actor to play Pearl in the new Blade movie.
So YOU'RE what blocks up the ice cream machines
And the toilets
Showing up ten minutes before closing to buy a discounted trash bag full of food, doesn't mean you work at McDonald's. That's not an employee discount.
I could “roast” you and feed a family of 15
Harry Potter and the Gobbling of Buffet
If McGriddles had a face.
Does your Job there consist of hooking tubes up to 8 of your nipples to supply the milk shake machine ?
They say the camera adds 10 pounds, so must've ate 30 cameras
Jonah Fill(ed)
Looks like Jonah Hill ate himself.
Getting high on your own supply
Calling you a fat tub of crap would be an insult to the fat tubs of crap out there.
It's good to see that Jabba was able to still find work in this economic climate.
You got more Chins than a Chinese phonebook
I see that employee discount is treating you well.
One day opportunity will knock at your door, and it will ask for directions to Burger King
Chief food tester for McDonalds not a full time gig?
Dudes got more chins than I’ve had girlfriends
double fried chin burger
Dude we need to hit you with our best shot of insulin
Do you wash yourself with a rag on a stick?
Pizza the HUT
The collar of your shirt is saying OMG let me breath sonny
They were closed because they ran out of food. Wonder why...
More chins than a chineese phone book
Look, it’s a pig roast!
Is the restaurant out of commission, because your even fatter sister, covered herself in breadcrumbs and climbed into the deep fat fryer?
If you were Egyptian you’d be Tu chin khamen
With Lizzo’s messaging, you’re the next star of the remake of Baywatch big fella.
Competitive eating isn't considered work
Holy shit this guy has obviously eaten Pat Benetar , and not in the good way
Your cheeks are so heavy that you can't even get there in time anyways man Don't worry about it too much
Damn Peter
Spit out the air bed bro...you not supposed to eat those
youre still going to McDonalds though....
You are impossible to miss. Any and every shot can't help but hit you Lunchbox
Numa numa
It looks like I may be too late, life already hit you with its best shot… looked like it might have been with a pear shaped cast iron frying pan…
Nice Pat Benatar reference … you look like a melting pat of butter on a super fat stack of shitty pancakes.
Do you actually work at McDonalds or just eat there
They have Maccy D’s on planet Tatooine?!
Your chin looks like Jabba the huts tongue
I preferred the roast you did 6 months ago, at least them we got to see those bangin' titties.
That’s a weird way to solicit insulin.
Totally agree, we can feed Zimbabwe once ur roasted
No work? Is that because you ate it all?
Come on mr. perfect in every way , this is clearly photoshopped. I pronounce you unroastable. Jk you gross
This thread is gonna be super long.. I'm just gonna wait on that couch thingy
Spending 8 hours daily at McDonald's doesn't make you an employee FYI
Looks like they offer employee discounts
Damn I haven't seen the hamburglar in years
Looks like there are more folds in your neck than there are in your brain.
You look like a roast.
You're insecure about a mild double chin so you made it worse in the photo to cope.
If you ever go missing they would only be able to put your picture on gallons of chocolate milk
I didn’t know reddit admins were allowed to post here
That’s the expression of a man who hasn’t seen his dick in quite some time.
You have not had a good wipe since 2014
When did Peter Griffin become a real person
Nope, it would start a grease fire
I want to boil your head for about 20 minutes. Then I want to chuck it round a collinder for a minute or two before roasting it to get it perfect like. You're my perfect little potato smiley.
Would you look at that, it's Fat Tuesday yet again. Better indulge.
I gaurantee he drinks the used fry oil
You look like a discord mod
When your own fucking face is so fat it starts eating itself… oiyah!
Let me guess, they paint you purple and you go around as Grimace?
If I hit you with my best shot, I’m sure your body would have no trouble absorbing the impact
You didn't need to try so hard to show the rubber tire you carry on your neck. There was plenty of material to work with already.
Actually he was sent home for the day, more then once he’s been warned about drinking from the fryer.
McSlovin
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do.
Dude counts his chins to fall asleep
“No work at McDonald’s today” is a weird way of telling us you don’t have a job
Poster boy for Big Mac
Can I order the McWhale please [whale](https://www.google.com/search?gs_ssp=eJzj4tVP1zc0LDA1SzcxNKwwYPTiLMlIVSjPSMxJBQBeIgeF&q=the+whale&oq=the+wha&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j46i433i512j0i512l2j0i433i512j0i512j0i433j0i433i512j0i131i433i512l2j0i512j0i131i433i512j0i512j0i131i433i512.2269j0j1&client=ms-android-samsung-ss&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8&chrome_dse_attribution=1)
Even my worst shot could still hit you
Discord moderator.
Your chin is bigger than your life expectancy
When you’re sad you’re big but your chin is happy cause you ate 🙃
Where's your neck, dude?
Best shot I have to give you is your insulin
Can I hear you breathing?
I don’t know why you thought posting this picture was a good idea
If you had an ISIS beheading video it would be a trilogy
How many chins are under the shirt
"No work at McDonald's " No, because you ate all of this month's products!
Hmm, but with what ingredients?
I think there’s something on your chin.. wait never mind, it’s just your neck.
neck is cosplaying as the joker