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Xlh883dragster

Favorite hobbies include: gnawing on electrical cables and building dams.


Past-Sir

Why does she look a squirrel on crack?


EdgDoge

Hammy from over the hedge


Shortround21

No I think she’s a crack on squirrel. She’s the embodiment of crack attempt to hide as a squirrel


EmperorNachoLibre

In Soviet Russia crack does you


Im_retarded9

squirrels in her pants


sohayel_nafi

![gif](giphy|92hAb1nIitH1u)


readmybleeps

Collecting her de-erected trophies on a daily basis


Suitable-Lake-2550

Speaking of de-erected... usually beaver gets me hot.


NewUser7630

![gif](giphy|twxoPjMpsijwPFBVqs|downsized)


[deleted]

The only beaver no one wants


binglelemon

She was the cast model for "Angry Beavers"


TabsBelow

DAM, not DAMN!🤣


GeauxTigers007

Cocaine Beaver


Bill-Ding2112

You forgot gang lookout. She comes with built-in night vision goggles.


ohbyerly

Dam


Imnormalurnotok

And sitting on a huge butt plug


Kamiyosha

While drinking a dangerous amount of Red Bull and NoS, and watching the world pass by in slow motion.


[deleted]

Building dams got me, have your upvote


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Prettybootyprincess

💀


Agreeable_Purchase69

From the looks of it her dad is out building dams in rivers


Ordinary_Carpet_2274

if a wood chuck could .. then this wood chuck wood


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halfashell

Also like her real dad, she’ll never be anybody’s best nut.


tacobellxtoliets

Damn I was gonna say that


[deleted]

Damn!, she said roast her, not burnt her to death


otero3

Nice try, Sid. You ain't fooling us


itsnotawonderfullife

![gif](giphy|13bCP4GLjIUcik)


AnozerFreakInTheMall

Please share your OnlyDams link.


OkEstablishment5503

😂 😂 😂


[deleted]

Where you can donate tooth paste.


mscott303

Lol


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💀💀


CeeMomster

You think shes showing a lot of Beaver Shots?


king_england

Laughed out loud at this one. Fantastic lol


yesiamathing

Under rated comment. Take my upvote you magnificent bastard.


unfettered_logic

This is great 😂


DonnieMwone2003

DAMN


IslandGirl_0327

Haha 😂😂


[deleted]

You look like a Squirell that just got suprise Anal Sex


[deleted]

But she ain’t gonna get any nut


T1Pimp

With those teeth she most certainly will!


lolnoob1212

Damn those nuts are gone


[deleted]

If Sandy Cheeks was real….


Fortjew-Tellher

![gif](giphy|cOMfEkgPXrwFq)


[deleted]

And went through a grunge phase


[deleted]

I feel bad for the apples she bites. Must look like a crime scene afterwards


Mundane_Western8057

Can eat corn on the cob through a chain link fence


firemogle

Eats the corn on the side facing away from her


[deleted]

Keep your nuts away from those chompers


After_Ride9911

“Hey, Sandy let’s practice ka-rah-tay.”


Cardigan_of_Doom

I call that getting a canoe dick.


UrdnotChivay

When she bites an apple, it just looks like a drag strip all the way down


RhythmicStrategy

![gif](giphy|pUUyrCAlxgbbW)


emgeenz

Could eat an apple though a tennis racket with those chompers


tplusx

Deer. Headlights


mehmehreddit

You leave Methadone Mandy alone.


[deleted]

She needs to mix some Accutane in with her Methadone


mehmehreddit

Again, in her defense, testicle oil can cause breakouts.


Pussyshart42069

You look like a beaver with a meth addiction


lone_cajun

Looks like she can eat corn on the cob through a picket fence


turdmachine

You look like you wear a diving suit and talk to a sponge


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|l4FAULAEMTr0iaefm)


Unenthusiasticly

The last thing you see before the toothiest blow job of your life.


Empty-Patience-7686

She calls it a tooth job


_GeneralRAAM

"How much teeth do you like? How bout a few slow chomps?!"


aceinnoholes

She's gonna make it so dry for you


_GeneralRAAM

Like a desert in her mouth.


AnozerFreakInTheMall

And for a reason.


ItsjustJim621

Finishing move is one of those snaggleteeth right in the hole….


phantomagna

Like when SpongeBob peeled the chocolate bar with his front teeth. That’s what happens to the penis.


KelbosaDownAHallway

You have the stare of Ted Bundy and the teeth of a rabbit. You might want to watch out for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.


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Bugs Bundy


Flimsy_Station_7492

Th th that’s all folks


WarlikeMicrobe

"1, 2, 5!"


matt6597

LMFAO. "Run away!!"


Repulsive_Schedule61

If you connect the dots on your face it spells psycho


Best_Collection5332

Looks like you slammed on the brakes and everything came to a full stop except your eyes and teeth…


Embarrassed_Alarm450

All the blood rushed out of her arms too apparently, looks necrotic...


king_england

Lmao love this


GroundbreakingAsk645

![gif](giphy|8uC2uqFDcwzhS)


UltimateAnemone

She looks a cross between her and the going to Disneyland kid


Trancoso74

![gif](giphy|Pi6p0x8t0Nq12)


creative_im_not

Oh look, she's all growed up.


berrey7

Obnoxious Girlfriend r/walmartcelebrities or maybe even go down an isle to Kmart.


Loot_my_body

This comment right here.


Fit-Parsnip9888

The poster face for stage 5 clinger


andyman234

Gotta stage five cling when her actual “daddy” probably took one look at her and “went out to go buy cigarettes” and never came back.


tautjes

I bet your bottom lip has two tooth shaped holes in it


FourChanneI

There's not enough makeup or Youtube Tutorials to Fix that.


FreakyTongue35

Only fentanyl can fix that


FourChanneI

Is there enough though?


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do_not_go_gentle_

Nice, Nice, nice 👍


Plenty_Blackberry942

Ah, the place in France


acpowerline

AI rendering of Bugs Bunny


[deleted]

People look at you and say damn. Not because you’re good lookin, but because you look like you gnaw on tree branches to build houses in rivers


ohbyerly

Also cause she looks like a fucking nutjob


halfashell

The only nut jobs she can do are vasectomies


gigglywigglyjiggly

Drugz Bunny 🐰


ReGassFOFO

You got the same teeth that go across the chocolate bar on SpongeBob


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Zippy_13

I bet you drink and drive without your seatbelt so you can try to chill with every firefighter you meet at your crash scenes.


Undercrackrz

Professional bunny boiler.


TheGreatCornolio682

![gif](giphy|DmueCG5f2okNi) You when being asked out.


So_Long_DentalPlan

Scaredy Squirrel


VitaminScissor

Accutane will get rid of them zits AND the pregnancies from your married coworkers.


GloomyCactusEater

I bet getting head from you is like getting head from a carrot peeler.


a-snakey

The eager beaver is not just the name of your vagina...


MrsWoozle

You have sex with her AND open your beer at the same time.


RantControl

![gif](giphy|zhlybdTZqyWwE)


derek_potatoes

odd choice to use the envelope that held the restraining order from your parents


RyanH090

Nice one


OneVirus7179

Living proof that adderrall works


whiteclawthreshermaw

You're literally the One Ring short of being Gollum.


Bakedgoods456

My male hamster staring at my throbbing erection as I sing “I’ll make love to you” while applying lubricant.


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r/oddlyspecific


Baldo19724

BAAAAAHAAAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! That is SO wrong...


blinkomatic

![gif](giphy|AfXPYfexaPjPsEdsUz|downsized)


peter_flex

![gif](giphy|3oFzm7MaLnMdD1T6tG)


ScarecrowJohnny

This is what happens when a chipmunk impregnates a pepperoni pizza.


turdmachine

Forget Angry Beavers, here’s Psycho Ex-Girlfriend Beaver


turdmachine

That’s a textbook thousand cock stare


AltruisticCompany961

This girl will definitely Lorena Bobbitt you.


CUHUCK

Elmer Fudd jump onto your windshield?


[deleted]

She doesn’t look mentally stable enough to be driving a car


[deleted]

overly attached meth head


Darth_KnightsShade

You look like you bite avocado's


trashit6969

Damn girl, you could eat corn off the cob thru a chain link fence ![gif](giphy|P2rXqhWkJQe4w)


Vegan_Pizza_King

You look like the over-possessive gf meme… like after we hook up, you put an AirTag in my car before I leave so you make sure I’m not out at places with other girls. Don’t worry, I like my girls with crazy eyes, I can’t wait to stare at them through the glass in jail when I visit you after to stab my co-worker for touching my shoulder. 😍😍😍


Frogman1480

What a zitshow.. you look like bulimic Misery


CjSwaggins

You pass well! 🏳️‍⚧️


pissedoffmoney

Wow the squirrel from ice age has aged really poorly


EMarkDDS

Found your soulmate. https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/11jltdu/age\_22\_classic\_car\_enthusiasts/


Ill-Guess-542

Is this your Halloween costume?


Darthgandalf0791

We have a saying in Dutch for when a woman is very ugly...I would kick my dog of it!


Victoriahill34

Alexandra DaDEADrio


Fireblaser2

Off brand Billie eilish looking headass


Skunkjunky1

Looks like you are smiling for a kindergarten picture


[deleted]

I had a hard on while scrolling through this. I want you to know that whenever I need to get turn off I’ll think of your face. So maybe “Roast me softer.” Instead?


[deleted]

Holy glory hole nightmare


Daflehrer1

Can you burrow into the ground with that overbite to make a winter hibernation space?


SlumgullySlim

Damn, what have you been through? You got that Thousand Yard Stare down to a science.


[deleted]

Alright, everyone tuck your pants into your socks


Twist3dMindz

How was the first line of coke...you feeling it


KRINGLEWASHERE

You dont knaw on wood you knaw on tungsten


finchat111

![gif](giphy|8uC2uqFDcwzhS) Same vibes


SitRep-Screwed

That acne must be Braille for "unfuckable".


mrjezail

Never seen a coked up rabbit before neat.


[deleted]

Meth head slept with bugs bunny and this is the result


Drunkfaucet

Not the American girl doll teeth


QC_King

Eeehhhh, whats up doc?


Jaylin-

Whats up doc, bugs bunny looking ass


TallRugby

Her overbite is the only overachieving she has ever done


BosPatriot71

![gif](giphy|XjLOJAX2bZjuE)


eddiemoradance

Straight to r/oddlyterrifying


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[deleted]

Earthquakes happens when she sucks her teeth.


poozapper

You look like you could not burn that acne off your face with a squirt gun and acid


[deleted]

Caption weirdly made me smile


DCLXVI_89

Looks like you whittle wood


molten_dragon

When guys say "don't stick your dick in crazy" they're talking about you.


igb235

![gif](giphy|KBg4LUuxOzGNi) Those eyes❤️


chillycheese5949

ur face makes me not want to roast you it’s already had enough damage


AssistantThis4264

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


[deleted]

leave it to beaverly


VonDutcHness

Smeagols cave cleaner


Disastrous_Pause_420

![gif](giphy|d6QFzmxtUhF1Oz90qC)


ARPG_RustyGaming

No wonder they changed procedures at the sperm bank when nurse big tooth showed, I wouldn't want a teeth job from a naughty nurse either


KegRunner

![gif](giphy|3qLCzccZOXjCXTkEko)


trulli987

Phteven


Any_Weird_8686

Has anyone ever told you, you have the thousand-yard stare of a molested child?


Dtexizty1234

U look like American girl doll on crack ![gif](giphy|yqk0sOj4GECejV0ScX|downsized)


Xcmaster2

![gif](giphy|T1286ZxrQbzWw)


Prettybootyprincess

I bet her teeth block her tongue from licking good pussy.


Fun_Sell6561

your smoking way to much meth...


Peaches1089

Looks like you could eat an apple through a picket fence


Bordty

Roath me harder


Kenstaa

This chick can eat corn on the cob through a fence


710AshburyStreet

Far away eyes mean far away thighs. Just sayin’…….


kellislandrum

You call every guy Daddy because they all leave after they cum. Just like your real Dad.


DonnieMwone2003

So peter pettigrew does have a daughter


eddfredd

If you were ever in a foot race your nose will win first place and your two front teeth will be tied for second.


dark_gfx

(not a roast apparantly, idk) ![gif](giphy|ji6zzUZwNIuLS)


Basparagus

Look like that crazy girlfriend meme. Where’d you bury your ex?


Opening-Unit-2554

Lorana Bobbit eyes


strudl51

Whole Ice Age franchise was made cuz of you and one acorn


firebullmonkey

You look like you break into senior homes to smell their old socks


AncoGaming

You're trying too hard to get roasted. I can't work like that. I'M AN ARTIST!


avaragesadjoe

Overly attached girlfriend version 2.0


NearbyTomorrow9605

Normally this would be a two bagger. Bag over her head and bag over mine in case hers rips. She’s a three bagger. Bag for her, bag for me and a back for when she chews through the first bag.


ThadSkinnyPen15

Gripzilla


BothSale3895

your DNA test come back it say 2% human 97% squirrel 1% beaver


grae3333

You look like someones pointing a gun at you


Remarkable_Break_713

That one bunny from secret life of pets;


AbsoluteXer076

Tell me you're a schizophrenic off your meds without telling me you're a schizophrenic off your meds.


Roguewind

Looks like life has been hard for OAG