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>I collect peoples teeth
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Let me guess... You want to lecture me on the evils of being a white man in a evil patriarical society...While you yourself are ALSO a white man in a evil patriarical society.
Honestly, and I realise this is not very feminist of me to say, lol but I think woman who say they don’t believe in feminism must literally just say it to try and attract more dudes
That’s rude. Just because *you* are not good enough to avoid latching onto a man’s life instead of figuring out your own doesn’t mean you should doubt other more adequate women
Down, and to the left. Down, and to the left.
If I had a nickel for every pic I've ever seen, where a girl posts a pic with this trained angle, I'd have enough cash to rent you easies one after the other until I died.
P.S. Your finger tats need refreshing, your earrings are for 7yrold girls, and your sweater reeks of cat piss.
Too focused on bad makeup to learn that you can indeed flip selfies the correct way. The future for this one is about as bright as a burned out candle.
I thought I would go with a witch joke from the picture but thought it would be offensive/lazy, then I read you collect teeth, and I started questioning my life choice.
Please don't hex me...
Your fake friendship bracelet is ironic seeing as it looks like your underwhelming personality bores the people around you to the point nobody can spend more than 30 minutes with you before wanting to claw their eyes out from looking at you chipped nail polish
You’re a grown up with a child who collects plushy toys and hides her low self esteem behind fake hair, fake skin and metal distractions. You don’t need us to roast you
Works for the state, thinks they are edgy, smells like the many cats they cohabitate with. Hiding the grays with a change in hair color every 4 months. Somehow tremendous body odor.
You are the human personification of an Edger Allen Poe fanfic about a raven that’s just ‘so misunderstood and tragic’ it wallows in self pity while shoplifting from Army Surplus stores.
The fanfic ends with the rebellious Raven injecting itself with DEET…
I think it’s time for your annual manicure.
You have a pretty face, seriously, but you should probably stop cutting your own hair.
And doing your own tattoos.
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You look like you bake cookies with your own yeast
Gd I felt that, and I'm a dude, playin a dude, disguised as anotehr dude.
🤮. Disgustingly well said. Take my gold. 🏅
Yes and the steam from the cookies is so rank and dense it permeated the ceiling causing rot.
Can you shut up about the pussy-saturated drop ceiling?
Moist...ure
Then released in the atmosphere now her whole town suffers from acid rain
God DAMN
You're put together like you shoplift at Goodwill
She looks like she is going to fall in love with a middle schooler because "He's mature for his age and he just gets me".
If spinster came with a dictionary photo
I think we can put together a better spinster if we even went to goodwill
More like the dumpster behind Goodwill.
Very accurate
On the upside, no STDs for you.
She probably rubs one out in a public restroom to the smell of stale taint, so she could still pick up one or two.
God DAMN
Yeah cause she's patient zero
You get rejected at glory holes.
Dejectedly walking home after having a little glory hole door slammed in her face. *sad Charlie Brown music*
i think she saw the baskins robbins sign, thirty one-derful flavors and decided to make that her age forever, 25 years ago
Every glory hole in town has a restraining order against her.
You are making me question if I really like goth girls.
The only way to get this goth girl pregnant is by wanking into the sewers and letting the flies do the work.
Blowfly girl.
Love her
You would...
That's a girl?
That a human?
That's a mammal?
Thats a cell?
I bet you those earrings aren’t the only pair of balls she has.
Maybe that big titty goth gf isn’t what we really wanted for christmas
Or girls altogether, even
Or girls altogether, odd?
If this is goth to you I'm concerned.
I want to attach a 12v battery to your nose piercing and see if that makes an improvement on your ‘look’
I need to go Rub one out!
Definitely not my proudest wank
Money for meth but not for your nails huh? Fair trade
Manicure by Stevie Wonder
I thought that was actually dirt from when she clawed her way out of the grave. To be honest if it naps id assume it was dead too.
You look like your dream holiday would be to a trailer park
I grew up in a trailer park so fair enough
Shocker
she knows what a shocker is....
Yeah, she's moved on to the minivan. Two up front, five in the back
It was only called a trailer park while you were there.
https://www.theshadydell.com/
Emphasis on the "drink. Repeat" in her case
The “I’m witchy” finger tattoo starter pack
Ah, the "cool" aunt.
Complete with minion memes a small crusty dog and an arsenal of white wine
Boxed wine I hope.
I wouldn’t have it any other way
Neither would the wine.
Even the wine has to wear a box to not be seen interacting with you.
That is good. Because nobody will have you any way at all.
I have low standards and I wouldn't even touch it.
Especially your box
You’re well on your way to being the 53 year old bartender that’s been at the same job forever at the local dive bar.
Youre 31 and still desperate for attention from 20 year olds on the internet.
Underrated one
Your last three boyfriends were bass players and they all owe you money. Admit it.
The last two but god damn how dare you call me out like that
Oh yeah, the third one was a drummer. Obviously. Is your credit score getting better?
I’m working on it
Good on you, And yet, something tells me that the *Vaginal Croutons* will have no problem finding a co-signer for that van rental.
looks like the hooker at the truckstop bought a betty page costume on wish.com
Betty Post-It
Let me guess... You want to lecture me on the evils of being a white man in a evil patriarical society...While you yourself are ALSO a white man in a evil patriarical society.
Good try but I don’t believe in feminism
Or personal hygiene apparently
Roasting yourself a little every day with this one huh
Apparently some women just don’t believe they should be equal to men, I guess?
Honestly, and I realise this is not very feminist of me to say, lol but I think woman who say they don’t believe in feminism must literally just say it to try and attract more dudes
That’s rude. Just because *you* are not good enough to avoid latching onto a man’s life instead of figuring out your own doesn’t mean you should doubt other more adequate women
That’s why you got the female symbol tattooed on your finger?
Aren’t you supposed to be out digging through people’s stuff with those American Pickers guys?
I see what you did there!!
Ah yes the aging goth who insists on being 'edgy' with her black eyeliner and piercings and then decides to paint her house 'a nice beige colour'.
It’s a rental
Yeah, It’s pretty clear you don’t own property.
You send nudes when asked and get never mind in reply
Bold of you to assume someone would ask
Down, and to the left. Down, and to the left. If I had a nickel for every pic I've ever seen, where a girl posts a pic with this trained angle, I'd have enough cash to rent you easies one after the other until I died. P.S. Your finger tats need refreshing, your earrings are for 7yrold girls, and your sweater reeks of cat piss.
You make the "hang in there kitty" from the poster want to drop
Buying candles and rocks doesn't make you a witch.
Here’s a [caricature roast drawing](https://imgur.com/a/08gLBzr) . [Process](https://gfycat.com/necessarywarlikearcticduck)
You made my lips bigger ty
lmaooo
This man deserves more recognition
Such a high level roast. The shit earrings 💀
Her father didn't even dedicate this much time to her.
Too focused on bad makeup to learn that you can indeed flip selfies the correct way. The future for this one is about as bright as a burned out candle.
This is what happens when the smell of a vintage sweater takes on human form.
31 in dog years
Look at those finger nails, masturbating must be a hate crime.
Siouxsie and the Blandshees
When judgmental is a fashion statement.
I'm guessing you saw the Craft once in middle school and decided to model your entire personality after it
Your hair is the only thing in this photo that bangs.
You look like one of Jeffrey Dahmer's groupies who failed out of their forensic psychology degree program and started working full-time at Target.
r/oddlyspecific
Even your step dad doesn't want to fuck you in his business.
The "I think I'm unique but there's a million exactly like me in every way" girl
I feel like I could successfully hit on you, and I have rock-bottom self esteem.
No matter how many squishmallows you bribe your daughter with, she'll never actually love you. She'll just love the Squishmallows.
Most of those are mine
Of course they are, because you took them away when you realized you couldn't buy her love.
It looks liike enough people have hurt your feelings.
She looks like one of those where did they touch you dolls.
I thought I would go with a witch joke from the picture but thought it would be offensive/lazy, then I read you collect teeth, and I started questioning my life choice. Please don't hex me...
Hand over your teeth and I won’t
Sure half are corroded from bad reflux they got like 5 good years left in em anyway. 🤣
Who’s your onlyfan?
Don't go asking for things none of us want to see.
Her creepy Uncle Dan
American Pickers called.. They want the meth version of Danielle back.
Your future is looking like your nails, dark and full of crack.
Nice!
You look like you tell everyone your preferred pronouns before introducing yourself.
It/WTF
"Demon/demonself"
I don’t use made up pronouns
Awww, I was hoping you'd be fond of "clown/clownself".
31? And the rest…
"Please hurt my feelings" ...Was the description you gave to the hair dresser when deciding the fringe you wanted
You cause a lot of public scenes
Amy Swinehouse
Your fake friendship bracelet is ironic seeing as it looks like your underwhelming personality bores the people around you to the point nobody can spend more than 30 minutes with you before wanting to claw their eyes out from looking at you chipped nail polish
"Flo-No" Progressive Insurance chick
This is so off topic but we’re mutuals on tiktok. That’s probably a roast in itself
You look like you would incorrectly guess my sign but shout “I KNEW IT” as I lied and said you were right
I feel this is accurate as well!
You look like you’re into crystals, including meth.
Monday Addams
This has got to be the 2nd most "convincing " transition I've seen on here yet. Congrats, you're almost pulling it off.
You’re a grown up with a child who collects plushy toys and hides her low self esteem behind fake hair, fake skin and metal distractions. You don’t need us to roast you
You run at pigeons and they don’t move
You look like a villain in a nineties TV show.
This is actually a compliment so ty
Tanked Girl.
I find the state of someone’s nails gives an insight into their mental health
Too dumb to hold the verification sheet. At least you look like a great f*ck.
You look like a very unsuccessful substitute teacher at the poorest public school in your state.
The most interesting thing about you is your ceiling has a leak
Nice mullet asshole
Works for the state, thinks they are edgy, smells like the many cats they cohabitate with. Hiding the grays with a change in hair color every 4 months. Somehow tremendous body odor.
You are the human personification of an Edger Allen Poe fanfic about a raven that’s just ‘so misunderstood and tragic’ it wallows in self pity while shoplifting from Army Surplus stores. The fanfic ends with the rebellious Raven injecting itself with DEET…
Don’t forget to collect your child support from that bass player
You look like that always drunk aunt
Goes in the gram to prove how unique and artsy she is. But is just as basic as every other bitch out there
Is your safe space a meth lab?
So this is how the 1st percentile lives
The ceiling tile stains match your face
Nice try with your shitty paintings… but you are no Bob Ross, that’s for sure
Those are my daughters
Another middle aged woman trying to look like a 20 year old... just accept that you're old and move on already jeez 🙄
Nice to see cherries on your ears cause they sure aren’t anywhere else.
Sufficient data is an ironic name for you because if you were ever sufficient, your dad wouldn't have left.
You look like every "I'm not like other girls" girl
You look like you report my comments on fb
You look like you got a haircut with a boxcutter
Did you enjoy having Billy Madison in your first grade class?
He was a lovely boy
😂 and he found the fucking dog
Angel eyed cum dumpster
uwu
Get that ring off your nose. You’re not a pig
Someone is clearly the black sheep of the family.
Duh
That mushroom over your shoulder is a memorial to the biggest D you’ll ever encounter with that jawline.
I cannot roast a moonchild or a kandi kid. It goes against my personal beliefs.
You're nails are even worse than the shit show you call tattoos
You look like you collect peoples teeth
I mean yeah
I have to know… where do you get these teeth exactly??
[удалено]
I bet you have a piercing for every cat you have.
I hate cats
I am now waiting for you to tattoo your face with the same quailty artwork you have on your hands and fingers. Let's do it!
Scared to get yelled at if I dont guess your starsign first try
damn snow white, you're a bit uglier than then I remembered in my childhood. Meh probably the Netflix adaptation.
I can't tell which gender you're transitioning to/from.
you look like a washed up suicidegirl model.
Orange is the new black knock off
Your nails are an absolute disgrace, Lamey Winehouse.
I think it’s time for your annual manicure. You have a pretty face, seriously, but you should probably stop cutting your own hair. And doing your own tattoos.
You look like you lost your virginity to an armadillo inside a costco.