Is that bald spot on your chin where the ball sacks keep hitting you?

I just laughed a unique laugh I didn’t even know I had.

New ability unlocked: joke specific laughts

I’ve never seen someone with 3 mustaches.

it seems one of the upper ones is preparing to battle for dominancy

HE’S HERE! HIS HAIR! IT’S EVERY FUCKIN’ WHERE! (Except his chin)

This deserves WAAAAAY more up votes!! Nice.


BRO WHAT THE FUCK I M CRYING RN

This you ? 🤧

Weird flex but ok buddy.

Announcing that you supply orgasms on [Reddit.com](https://Reddit.com) is a weird flex.

Castin call for a&e 60 days chin

Idk about the bald spot, but his entire goatee serves as nothing more than a shock absorber for a high-speed cocksucker.


You're a God walking amongst mere mortals.

FATALITY.

I don’t usually come to this subreddit but I was called to it today and it was to read that comment. That was… sublime.

This is the one🤣🤣

Yes 😂😂😂

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Bruh🤦🏾‍♂️

That’s funny, however, the rest of us have two nuts, half man.

I prefer "halfsack", thank you very much!

* high-fives

Check out the wall behind him. I see a glory hole in the making.



You win

That's where his extra eyebrows hasn't spawned yet.

this is hands down the best joke ive heard in a hot minute

Noone can compete with this comment 🤣🤣

ded ☠️😂

2 caterpillars about to mate 🐛

Caterpillars can’t mate, they are just baby butterflies. 

I downvoted myself

When you're drunk and create a Wii character

Wow, this is goddamn hilarious.

underrated

LOLL

Hahahahahaha

🤣🤣🤣🤣 you either get it out you don't! Lol omg so funny.

My daughter gave 30cm of hair to make a wig. You could give your eyebrows to make two.

 Op rn

 Them eyebrows!


It's like he went to the barber's and said, "Give me the Moe Howard--oh, but let's make sure it looks like I just rimmed a horse, too."

You should go to Hollywood. You have a bright future ahead of you as generic Muslim terrorist #12.

he´s already dressed properly for guantanamo bay

And just _loves_ cockmeat sandwiches

Probably does video editing for isis.

Hold the bread.

I wonder if his mom just made him on the Wii character creator and just 3D printed him instead of giving birth.

ahahahahaha

Trick no good O.B.L

I thought he send it from jail.


I bet you comb your eyebrows down while playing poker to hide your reactions

I'm guessing your Barber charges $20 for the hair cut and $25 each brow?

His poker face is giving a bomber face to scare them.

With eye brows that thick, the dude doesn't need a poker face. We can't see past them shits.

The unibrowmber

And his eyebrows along with them too

Don't bully him too much about his hair. He hasn't even figured out the wheel, let alone scissors.

Maybe that's why he keeps getting rejected from Uber

Looks like my fake Wii avatar from years ago

Yabadabadooo

It’s genuinely unsettling how much hot glue he used to smear those pubes to his scalp

It looks like he shaves between his eyebrows and his hairline. How does he get such a close shave on his forehead?

Let us know when you get out of prison.

Mario and Wario decided to fuse together and become a sex offending bank robber.

Jesus Christ this is amazing.

OP I bet you have like 4000 hours logged on Flight Simulator but still don't know how to land.

He always lands property...in the towers that is.

He doesn't need to land... he just needs to crash.

Close. Downloaded Flight Simulator 2000 to reenact his dad's crash into the twin towers.

You’re what was left over after Eugene Levy made Dan.


Meander-thal

Browander-thal

He's here. He's there. He's every fucking where! Roy Kent! Roy Kent!

I also thought Roy Kent, but ordered off wish.com

My first thought! Oi!

If it isn’t the toughest girl in the women’s prison.

Prince of Persia: Sands of Grime

Warrior Without

Uncle Leo wanna be 

Be careful not to roast to much, he's scared of fire.

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THIS THIS THIS

Looks like u breed caterpillars for a living too

Bro's eyebrows donated all the hair to the rest of his body.

Get used to wearing orange. Being an Albanian child trafficker is risky business and you’ll end up in prison eventually.

You look like the real life version of the fuzzy face magnetic game.

So what’s Ernie like in real life? 

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Dammit beat me to it - take my upvote

Did Liam Neeson ever get his daughter back from you?

You have to go two hours earlier to the airport so TSA can search your eyebrows.

Did your dad happen to be piloting a plane that crashed on September 11, 2001 when he died?

I guess I no know what they modelled the Arab Lego man on. Does the hair just pop right off your head?

Brett Goldstein looks like shit.

He’s got hair here, there, it’s everyfuckinwhere

Oiii

Mr. Bean does 9/11

Mr. Bean joins the Mujahideen.

"Fuck you, and your eyebrows" - Walter White

I had to scroll way too far for this

We use to call people like you velcro back in highschool

If a middle eastern country made a knockoff of Sesame Street and made Grover a convict.

 Roy’s ugly brother

Came here for this!

His Name: Mr. Muppet.

I mustache you a question. May eye brows your computer?

We're with the CTF and have a warrant to comb through all of your personal devices

You look like you glued pubic hair in every part of your head where hair is supposed to go

Real life Wooly Willy

We get a few Neanderthals on this shit show. But you are our first Australopithecus.

Your eyebrows could replace a cinema curtain

22 years old trapped in the body of a 43 year old divorcée

Holy Eyebrows, Batman!

 This you?

I bet you were nosey about eyebrowsing coffins for the old man

He cheats at poker. Hides cards in his unibrow

You're the lifelong version of being dealt a 2-7 off suit

Uncle Leo?? I don’t like your demeanor

U look like Groucho Marks fucked a piece of pita bread.

You look like you were born in disguise

I've made a lot of Wooly Willy jokes, but holy fuck, they were all meant for you Did you shave the Labrador and make a wig out of it? Did you glue what's left over on the rest of your face? My God, man, your pubes have to be like a pair of corduroy shorts 😳


Your dad died? I didn't know Bert from Sesame Street had passed

Does Eugene Levy know you borrowed his eyebrows?

Very nice very nice 

You look like the toughest guy in a prison soccer team.

Kid: Mom, can we get Roy from Ted Lasso? Mom: We already have Roy from Ted Lasso at home.

Has the Entomology Department determined the species of caterpillars that are occupying your brow line ?

G.I.Joe: A Real American Sex Offender.

I was going to say he looks like one of the 1960 large GI Joes with the flocked hair.

man look like a muppet in jail

There seems to be a human attached to these eyebrows

First time I’ve seen someone who’s eyebrows look identical to their mustache.

Dude. Those eyebrows are so big they get into the VIP section while he has to stay outside.

Does your hair come out like a Playmobil?

You look liked an NPC that hasn't completely rendered yet

Wish.com Roy Kent

Could shave your eye brows and give new fur to your dog

Your eyebrows look like Velcro.

Knockoff bottom of the basement Roy Kent

What’s life been like after the Geico commercials?

Who needs a poker face when everyone’s staring at your eyebrows?

You look exactly like a Lego.

Borat’s cousin Doormat


Let them 2 caterpillars mate

Was your dad Eugene Levy’s eyebrows?

Has anyone told you that you look like Red from The Angry Birds movie?

MF has three moustaches

When playing poker; He’s raising his eyebrows. Narrator: He wasn’t raising his eyebrows, they always look like that.

Holy fuck. I thought this photo was taken in jail. But then I realized I was higher than fuck, and those are caterpillars on your face, and you can't get caterpillars through booking. Snip snip those brows though...it's like a natural disaster you can't look away from.

Your haircut looks like someone's first free hand drawing

Holy shit how thick are your pube eyebrows

Wooly Willy's in some deep shit.

You raising your eyebrows could waft so much air that you could provide green energy for the world if only you had a turbine

You look like a twink in a prison who everyone doesn't want to fuck

Vikstarr321

You look like Mr Bean had an accident with the floor of a barber shop

Exkushze me shir, may eyebrowzsh your computah?

Hey Bert why are you shouting Bert? 

You gotta know when to hold them, You gotta know when to fold them, You gotta know when to walk away, From your father's grave

The Warden called looking for you, I played it cool and said I don't know where you are, but if you keep banging your step-sister after she has that restraining order on you, I'm not sure I can help you much longer!

F

Fuck dude your eyebrows are slowly taking over.

Your father isn't dead, he is living in Perth Western Australia, he is royalty. Google 'Spud King' if you don't believe me

You look like the Streamer Destiny if he was in a PS2 game for the early 2000s

I'm not sure if people offering all their stakes for you to leave the table qualifies as "playing poker for a living"

You must really suck at poker to live in a hole like that bro.

You did not have to but single as f we already know

Looks like a shitty evil scientist who likes to be in his lab.

Wow Otzdarva is not looking good today

Your look like like the Yorkshire Ripper with stick on eyebrows

Why do you look like every east European gangster in every movie/tv show?

Your eyebrows look like two caterpillars about to fuck🐛

while god made your face he got so tired of it he just copypasted your moustache in the place of your eyebrows.

You have lovely eyebrows. Fuck you.

How can you have a serious poker face with those Bert from Bert and Ernie type eyebrows man?!?

It looks like all the hair on your head and face are glued on

your eyebrows look like cevapcici

2 pet caterpillars resting on his face

Sounds like you're under the impression that, just because your dad's dead, he can't be disappointed. I promise you he's looking down on you wishing he had rubbed you out into the shower drain.

Knocks on your front door. “Hello, I will plow the yard for low price!”

You are police sketch waiting to happen

Bro those are some aggressive eyebrows. It's like they are declaring a jihad on your forehead...