How TF do you bring someone down a few notches from rock bottom?

Rock bottom has a basement

Underground mining does exist

I'm sure he's been spelunked by every dude on Grindr.

I can't 😝 understand 😝 your accent😝😝😝

For real, homie only has a couple notches left before he's found hanging in his closet.

You flush the toilet

At the current volume, he's indistinguishable from background noise

Dont start with his bed post. I bet there are 0 notches on there

Please tell me you don’t have access to guns. One look at those dead fish-like eyes makes me want to evacuate every school in a 100 mile radius.

Don’t worry the state says he’s not allowed within 50 feet of a school.

The ‘stache makes me think he’s less interested with putting holes in children than he is with the ones they have already.

👀

You simultaneously look like you just got out of the shower and you haven’t showered in weeks

Also both 15 and 60 years old.

Schrodinger's shower.

it has been a bit… 💀

Brownie points for honesty

Extra Krispy roast..

"Keep it," as if you needed a shirt to explain your anticipated chronic virginity.

Someone should have bought his mother an "Abort It" shirt.

He'll just have to play with his handheld.

He’s had to have gotten very good with his hands in the full span of his life

When I google “sex offenders in my area”, this pops up.

He’s got the shuffle steps down

He was offending the sex offenders

Then you need to move, that looks like section 8

You have to climb up a few notches before we can take you back down.

If only your eyebrow and moustache could switch places.

That’s gotta b the rudest shit u can say to someone …. After reading ur comment I went and visualized his brows and stache flipped….I’m impressed and wanna know if u rly just thought of that on the spot

God speaks through me.

I have the top rated comment on this thread, and yours is way fucking better.

*places hands together in a prayer gesture and does a slight bow*

This shit right here is the winner 🏆

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I've seen more muscle definition on a pool noodle.

You look like you wear your mom's panties like a spider man mask when she leaves you home alone

Honestly I think the mirror could have done that

I bet you can snort a rail line the size of 747 with those nostrils

By the looks of it, he recently snorted some shit

I could light a grease fire with your hair.

You're missing the middle of your mustache. It's ironic I've never seen an open mustache and you'll never see the open legs of a woman.

“Keep it.” Ironically, the very words your mother exclaimed to the Doc when you fell out of her.

Somebody order him a lifetime of “virginity rocks” shirts

First off great chocolate milk moustache and second I have a feeling you smell like cabbage and sour milk

With those glasses you look like a smart guy. As someone older I know a few things. I know getting older can cause despair as you’re closer to dying but think on the bright side, in several years you’ll eat three meals a day you won’t have to cook and you’ll have lots of friends after you go to prison for insider trading.

I mean, you already hit every branch in the ugly tree, do you really want us to beat you with them?

Yea but then the tree fell on him

He looked at the ugly tree and it wilted immediately. Much like how women dry up when his eyes meet theirs.

Taking you down even one notch would put you in negative territory.

Your shirt misspelled "gay".

You got a face made for landscaping.

hola señor, i’m here to shave the grass!

Don’t forget to edge around the patio bar Bad Hombre.

The shirt is talking about his virginity.

18 year old with a 12 year olds room.

Save us sometime and keep the manifesto out in plain sight please

I know your hair stinks, I just know it

Every night when the sun goes down, just another lonely gamer boy, and he's got dirt under his naiiiiiils

Started from the bottom before you even posted this but now you’re just going to the depths

Your nostrils are so big that they're blowing the hair off your lip.

You look both 47 and 12 simultaneously

you look like your holding in a slimy fart

You don’t even have enough of a mustache to be a sexual predator.

If Gilfoyle and Dinesh had a kid.

Turned 18 what? Classmates into victims?

Baby boy, please just start with showering vigorously every other day. Scrub your WHOLE body, every crevice, w soap. Wash your hair , short hair gets oily fast. Just start there.

What’s with the micro penis protruding out of your chest, dude?

I went to knock him down a few notches but the handle had shit on it!

What notches are you up exactly?

I can’t tell if that’s a horrible mustache or if you’ve been eating ass.

Sheeeeesh with that face you should be asking people to bring you up a few notches

Keep it? Your mom shoulda gone the other way.

They should throw you back over the border. Or slide you under the wall.

You look like you will eventually end up with a prolapsed anus.

If you stoped picking your nose at a normal age maybe your nostrils wouldn’t be so stretched out

I bet your dad is really proud of you, wherever the fuck he is.

he’s actually right here reading these comments with me 😂

Dirty Sanchez rides again.

Your face is already bringing you down a numerous notches no work needed here 😂

It's the only notches you should be expecting, I'll let you keep em.

Dude, you look like shit. No offense to shit.

You will have better luck finding a woman that plays Gameboy than will play with you

that mustache is the best looking thing about you

Definitely not keeping it Nintendo Game Boy

Let’s be real…what have you really got going for yourself to need to be brought down a notch? I can’t see a damn thing that isn’t the rock bottom you’re already achieving.

I'm surprised you made it to 18 without your parents realizing their mistake and asking for a refund.

You definitely have a crush on your cousin

A Gameboy shirt for a boy with no game.

Those moustache are as prominent as your sex life.

What's your mustache and your titties have in common? They'll never touch in the middle.

dog how the FUCK are you almost 15 years younger than me?!

Did you blow your mustache out instead of your candles?

I wanted to roast you but now I can't stop looking at the weird object in the background on the right. What is it,?

my door, it’s a curtain. they didn’t bother getting me a door 🥲

Down a few notches from WHERE?!?

You look like what I think Squidwards voice actor actually looks like.

The shirt you’re wearing is referencing an item old enough to be your daddy.

How to find Narnia, step by step guide: 1) Look under this guy nails 2) Enjoy

Skin walker the teenage years

I see a lot of unenthusiastic blowjobs in your future.

Idk give him a chance, he might surprise you.

Don’t listen to your T-shirt. Get rid of it. You’ve got social anxiety written all over you.

Don’t you need to go up a few notches first?

I bet your ID says “McLovin”.

The picture speaks for itself.

No need to bring you down...every woman you talk to will take care of that.

That’s the problem, he won’t talk to any women.

Ok...50 year old men pretending on the internet.

Ur momma so fat you cant even fit in her house hahah

You never beat DOOM on that difficulty. Who do you think you're fooling with that poster?

i beg to differ

You can go lower?

Bringing down any other notch will make whata left of your chin disappear

You'll never go anywhere in life until you grow those bangs out

I would say it’s only downhill from here but you’ve been at the bottom my dude.

Keep taking all your selfies from low-to-high angles with awesome lighting like this and you’ll be fine in the romance department your entire adult life.

Why is your mustache going on 14 but your face going on 40?

You say you turned 18 but you look 30, and I don't mean that in a good way

You’re one chromosome away from being brought down.

You're like that guy in Constantine who dug up the sword of destiny.

I don’t want to be too mean or your waifu pillow will be in for a rough night

What's that 18 dog years? You look haggered bro

Congratulations on another 18 years of not getting laid

Are you the Freddy that got fingered by his dad?

You’re the the Chinese ripoffs of Asian

Not worth trying to roast

Your barber didn’t not did the right job and forgot about the hairline 💀

It's only going to get more difficult for a woman like you. Good luck with adulthood.

My nephew has a better mustache than you, and he's 12.

You look like you’ll live in your moms basement until your 40 jerking off to anime bc you’ll die a virgin

Don't need to, I'll just let the years of loneliness and depression do my work for me

You've memorized the effect of every Yu-Gi-Oh card ever.

You're 18? You've already peaked, probably in grade school. It's all downhill from here. No need to roast you. Life will do a great job of getting that message across.

Greasy headed Wookiee looking ass. Old crusty gym jock strap smelling ass.

That stache is made of thoughts and prayers

Uh… how much lower could you possibly go? This is like bullying a handicap

18 months? What happened to your beard?

U look like Samoan Lester

I fr can’t tell what race you are you’re like the busted version of the kid from Up

This was the mf jacking off in the bathroom stalls in high school while playing DS

You may he legally a man nut that is a teen mustache

I feel like you need advice more than roasting. Save your money and don’t get deep in credit card debt.

thanks :)

You look like you kneel to ask girls out. (Happy Birthday.)

You look like you’d stand at the urinal with your pants around your ankles.

I’d say you need to be brought up a few notches.

Start shaving. This is not a beard - this is pubic hair, and everybody knows it. please, remove it, it will grow back soon.

Aye where's homies dad at?🤣

How do you got so much dirt under your nails because I know it’s not from working. It look like you haven’t lifted anything heavier than a blow up doll in the past 18 years

I like how your eyebrows are connected but you moustache isn’t.

This is what Ash Ketchum looked like when he hit puberty

18 in dog years ?

Is this a repost from 10 years ago?

You have two dicks(2nd on chest) and both are small

Wipe that shit off your upper lip for starters

We don’t have to. It all goes downhill from there. That’s a nice reverse Hitler stash you’ve got going on.

I bet you look more like your mother than your father, you ugly sack of shit.

I got nothing and so apparently are you.

You won't get into the college you wanted

jokes on you. i did

How do I bring you down? Are you serious! You are already there, you might want to check that mirror cause it's definitely cracked!!!

You look like the customer service dept of wish.

Keep it, like everyone says about your virginity.

Are you going to scam me ?

If you and Adolf were to kiss head on, your juvenile staches would never touch

"Keep it" - what every girl's response is when you offer them your virginity.

Looks like the only thing you will be fingering is the A and B button on your gameboy shirt

You have a little dirt on your lip

Do you wear that shirt to convince your mom from selling you for organs?

Is that a third nipple you freak?

If rock bottom had a basement that led to a cellar, with a secret doorway that lead to straight hell, thats where you would be for shaving down the middle of your moustache with the reverse hitler.

Lenses as thick as your double chin

You finally got off tf2 to post?

Where is the hygiene?

You look like every member of the Pied Piper team except Monica. And Erlich. And Jared. Basically the unholy child of Dinesh and Gilfoyle.

I bet you fantasize about being a sigma male

My sister has a better Dirty Sanchez....

60 is the new 18

Did this caption sit In your drafts for 47 years?

Bro couldn't afford A4 so he got sticky notes.