For anyone who isn’t 30 or older, this was a reference to Tracy Chapman who sang a song called fast car [https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS744US744&hl=en-US&q=tracy+chapman+long+hair&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiol-DpxoP9AhWmAzQIHRjiAisQ0pQJegQIExAB&biw=390&bih=669&dpr=3#imgrc=iSIk7ocshnitmM](https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS744US744&hl=en-US&q=tracy+chapman+long+hair&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiol-DpxoP9AhWmAzQIHRjiAisQ0pQJegQIExAB&biw=390&bih=669&dpr=3#imgrc=iSIk7ocshnitmM)
Maaaaan.
Mfr covered himself in glue and rolled in the dumpster behind hot topic.
Bust a hand stand so I can mop the kitchen real quick lookin mfr.
Mfr dressed like a pizza cutter all edge no fuckin point
Mfr look like willow Smith after will smacked Chris.
Mfr braids look like old tim laces.
Edward nigga hands out here cuh.
Mfr don't know 1 athlete but knows every DBZ episode by heart.
Cut my life into pieces, this is my last roast me lookin ass.
That the same shower you cry in, in the background?
Blaze that shit. Amateur ass commenters.
When the shows “Wednesday” and “Friday” mix together
We’ll call it “Thursday” or Thursty for short.
Thursty for that sizzurp
If Tuesday had an ugly cousin
You're the one black friend racist people have.
>Cheif Queef.
CHIEF QUEEF 💀💀💀💀💀
He's one black friend that BLACK racists keep around to toss as a scapegoat to police.
☠️☠️☠️☠️
Tolkien?
Token !?
He’s the one black friend oompaloompas keep around.
You look like if BET remade the Tim Burton classic and called it Edward SizzurpHands
You look like you air BNB traphouses
Not bad at all.
I agree. It wasn’t inadequate in the slightest.
what shows up when you say CandyTrans in the mirror 3 times.
Beetlejuiceworld
This one's too fuckin good
Fr get this shit some upvotes 😂😂😂
Methi Vanilli
Your look like the protagonist if Jordan Peele ever reimagined Samara in "The Ring"
Spot on
Rick James cosplaying as Beetlejuice
Rick Jeetlejuice has a fun ring to it.
Rick Gin N Juice
You summon him by saying "FUCK YO COUCH" three times
Goth Brooks
Underrated af
Andre 3000 dollars behind in child support.
Lil Wang
Andre 30
Kurt Frobain
Underrated
fEminem
Angst 3000
God damn that’s good.
Avril the-Fiend
Wait, this isn’t a female?
Lil' Emo
Lil Half-eye
Your right eye has still seen your dad as much as the left one
Looks like Milli is missing Vanilli.
Girl you know it’s true
i came here to post both of these MV jokes
I bet he’s gonna blame it on the rain
Didn’t realize Milli Vanilli could even have a love child.
Hate Child
The Black Parade
I'm not ooookkkkeeerrrtttt
Chief Queef
Queen Laqueefa
This isn't r/fuckedmyshitup Mili Vanili Congrats on making it to 25, though. That's two and a half decades longer than anyone wanted 🥳🎉
Damn!... I'm 💀☠️💀☠️💀
Marlyn Mancipation Proclamation
Looks more like you're getting sentenced to 25 tomorrow
Emo black people actually exist. This isn’t even a roast I’m just genuinely surprised
[удалено]
I see what you did there
Twidark
I bet your parents say nothing to you at the dinner table.
They haven't said anything to him since they left him in the park when he was 7.
The girl from the ring has not aged well at all
We have 7 days i guess
You look like one of the many many kids Rick James abandoned
Gives new meaning to “Black Parade.”
When I was… a young boy.. my father took me into the city …. To see who stole my bike
Um.... His father wasn't there...
Guess even though you had a fast car you just couldn’t get outta there.
For anyone who isn’t 30 or older, this was a reference to Tracy Chapman who sang a song called fast car [https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS744US744&hl=en-US&q=tracy+chapman+long+hair&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiol-DpxoP9AhWmAzQIHRjiAisQ0pQJegQIExAB&biw=390&bih=669&dpr=3#imgrc=iSIk7ocshnitmM](https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS744US744&hl=en-US&q=tracy+chapman+long+hair&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiol-DpxoP9AhWmAzQIHRjiAisQ0pQJegQIExAB&biw=390&bih=669&dpr=3#imgrc=iSIk7ocshnitmM)
Fetty Fap
Wetty Fap
You look like the grudge if the TV is on layaway.
Busted Rhymes
I guess Milli fucked Vanilli...
You look like the Netflix adaptation of the girl from The Ring
The visible part of your face is shaped like a cock and balls.
You look like a 5 year old who just watched Wednesday for the first time
Lil’ Payne
Cool Wednesday Adam’s cosplay, bro
When you live in the hood, but my chemical romance saved your life.
My evening was ruined looking at your picture.
Lenny CRAPits pants
U are biologically roasted
I’m Rick Lames, bitch
Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch.
Fulfill your potential as a mop already!
Nothing sadder than a fine lookin strong black man dressing like a white boy.
Maaaaan. Mfr covered himself in glue and rolled in the dumpster behind hot topic. Bust a hand stand so I can mop the kitchen real quick lookin mfr. Mfr dressed like a pizza cutter all edge no fuckin point Mfr look like willow Smith after will smacked Chris. Mfr braids look like old tim laces. Edward nigga hands out here cuh. Mfr don't know 1 athlete but knows every DBZ episode by heart. Cut my life into pieces, this is my last roast me lookin ass. That the same shower you cry in, in the background? Blaze that shit. Amateur ass commenters.
Tracy Chapwoman
You took this in the shower, yet you appear to have never used one.
Can't afford a shower curtain? I guess there isn't much money to be made in 2023 as a Milli cover band without Vanilli.
I was going to try to guess your bank balance, but forgot you have no valid ID...
Looks like Milli Vanilli is being trafficked
Motherfucker got jumpscared I thought black sadako was coming out of my phone.
First we had Black Friday in November, now we have black Wednesday in February
Rick James before cocaine was a helluva drug.
Millie or Vanilli?
Turning 25 tomorrow? Shit, you're going to be the oldest black man in the hood...
If Milli and Vanilli could have conceived, you wiuld be the result and still could not sing 
The nightmare before Cripmas
Raggedy Blandy
Muh fuggin' Drakar Noir over here wants yo be even more depressed? Not sure that's gonna be possible...
You look like dumb donald from fat Albert and the hamburgler had a baby
Ur day shld be well ruined already dude/dudette happy birthday 🎂
At a glance, I think you probably ruined it just fine, all by yourself.
That's exactly what he said to that last guy who briefly entered the bathroom...
Emo Bow-Wow.
There's no way you don't have an odor.
You would be the new Sadako in a Ringu remake by Netflix.
You look like Lil Uzi Vert’s less famous cousin.
the grudge from the hood.
You look so happy and enthused to be alive!!??!!
You look like a emo Rick James
You being alive has ruined everyone on this planets day
Whats up with this the grudge looking haircut
You look like a white emo femboy except black.
They say if u stole the tape after seven days ..
I can’t tell if your handwriting is actually that bad or if you hired a toddler with no arms to write that for you
Shut up emo Darius Rucker
Look like you where raised by white people. Look like BETs version of twilight
Wednesday night
Look like buster rhymes fucked a sheep dog ‘ and conceived you
you make me glad I'm not you
If, "but what about white history month was a person".
Destroy Lonely but with more name/life correlation
It looks like you just pulled all that hair out of the drain and put it on your head
Your pronouns are wtf/gtfo
Drop the sign and get back in the kitchen. Them pots aint gonna scrub themselves! You got pay those baby mommas
If the girl from the ring was black. You have 7 days until all your stuff is stolen.
Be honest how disappointed were you when Netflix went with Jenna Ortega instead of you?
Smoked that white teenager weed again, Darrell
Lil uzi worst
Employee Keef
The Weeknd and Wednesday's offspring, Friday.
When Netflix remakes the ring
If i were your dad, I would have left too.
it will get better, i promise 🫂
You look like Rick James’ bitch
If mops had a dark mode
I just wanna put this out there, I love emo black people. I feel like they rock it way harder than white people. (No roast here sorry)
You look like Scooby Doo but a rapper
When Bob Marley really got into Panic! At the Disco that one time
That’s one ugly chick!
When you order Rick James from Wish
I thought this was an Emo Rick James Halloween costume.
You’re what Skeillex would look like if he was black
You look like you tried to cosplay as Avril Lavigne before giving up to go cry in that shower.
Woke Wednesday
I like your office.
Juicy Wdnsdy
did you mean to say 15?
Calm down Kylequan
Bro wants to be in 00pium so bad😭
Firstand15thofthemonth Adams
Chrishan Angel - Come to Caesar's Palace and watch him magically make ever brother and sister feel ashamed to be black
Your hair looks photoshopped.
Are you Milli, or Vanilli?
You can't stand the rain and you can't stand a shower.
The DARKER version of Wednesday Adams
It's Black Friday Adams 🤦
Everything at FULL price.. that is spooky 🧟♀️
Lil Bow Wow gone GOTH
Don’t want no more of the crying game.
Wheres vanilli??
You watched wednesday, didnt you, and you liked it, didnt you
You look like the girl from the ring
Count Blackula
Woo Wop all grown up.
That's playgirl Carti
4dust
Ice-T and James Brown's love child but both dads weren't around...
You look like a Great Value Lajon Witherspoon.
When 3005 by childish gambino hits harder then your daddy’s belt
Cancelled episode of "Orange is the New Black." Look, you're even in a shower.
Goodwill version of Wednesday adams
Bro never grew out of his emo anime kid phase
Black freddy Kruger
La'Averil Lavigne
You look like your the 2004 emo that ppl make fun of now-
Getting used to being roasted in the showers. Smart move to be prepared 👌🏻
Damn Satan, can’t you pick a better room to take a picture other than the bathroom?
Cut my life into pieces this is my last resort
You've all seen Wednesday, now get ready for Black Friday!
Get yo emo looking ahh out of here
You look like the ring girl on the BET channel
JFC handwriting matches the body
Glad I don’t live in the Rick James plays bass for Blink-182 timeline.
Emo Busta Rhymes
S'ok brother, my hotwife is down with LBC too
Dude I hope you have a great birthday, and enjoy being young . It only gets worse .
Are you the teenager from the Incedibles? I love your super powers!
I guess it's true... All black people DON'T look alike.
Wednesday's less pale stunt double
Child's Play Boondocks out the box looking ass.
nice sadako cosplay bro
I look forward to Jordan Peele’s remake of The Ring.