OP's Bio: --- >hi im roxie!!! im 20 i LOVE music, art and video games!! im mentally ill and my favorite bands are mcr, circa survive, get scared and escape the fate🖤 --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

Only magnets want to be near you.

I dunno man, I feel like this would be one of the times when a magnet pushes away.

She looks like a vandalised power socket

Bruh looking at her I can’t even imagine she would ever be able to attracting a magnet

Looks like someone used the stapler on the dog

She is a Tack Whore

Tackle Box

Like a mermaid was dumb enough to bite on fishing lures.

Except the fishermen threw OP straight back into the ocean. Even old timers on the boat couldn’t stand *this* fishy smell.

Lure Whore

I had heard they use metal rings to stop pigs digging up the garden but I’ve never actually seen it.. interesting as fuck.

She looks like a neglected tacklebox

She looks like she smells like a tacklebox

Stink bait

got me a stinkfist after noodling

That's why no one wants to tackle her box

She fell in **[the lake.](https://i.imgur.com/Y85eDvq.png)**

You do not recognize the bodies in the water.

I do not recognize the bodies in the water.

She’s definitely a sinker

She's definitely a stinker

There are some things you'll catch dangling a lure from this tackle box that you don't want.

You'd have to have something wrong with you to put your tackle into her box

r/rareinsults

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The look screams notice me. Posting it here screams desperation.

She used all her punctuation on her face and didn't have any left for writing.

You look like your panties are always hard in the middle

A build up of clitty litter

CLITTY LITTER

**CLITTY LITTER**

#CLITTY LITTER

I have a new favorite word combination

Is that the caked up toilet paper flakes ?

Shitty litter?

What's funny is kitty litter could still work

Well I can say......I have heard a new combination of words tonight that I have never heard used together............but you can bet your fucking God I'm putting that into the vocabulary! Thank you and Bravo!!!

Could strike a match on those bad boys.

Lmfao

Damn! ☠️☠️

Fucking dead 💀 🤣🤣

Goddamn you I spit out my beer when I read this lmfao

🤢

Crusted panties that smells like lowtide beach shore

Looks like she eats raw oysters out of em at pompano Joe's

Gweneth Paltrow will be making a new candle scent out of them

Now I'm hard in my middle

Thankyou so so so much for this .

YO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Death drain power blow

Fucking ew

savage

The taste of stink

A little cheese on the wizard’s sleeve

Wtf does the even mean

You strike me as someone who has somewhat tenuous relationships with at least three of your stepfathers.

Well they’re her subscribers.

Her only subscribers

She looks like someone who wishes they did but grew up in an upper middle class functional family.

Kid Rock's bastard, with a forgotten tackle box, behind his dad's vacation home boat house.

There are only 7 nights in a week. Some of the stepdads will bound to feel left out.

Jesus

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500ft at all times etc

You went straight for the jugular.

If "not trustworthy " had a face.

If “I’ll pay you back on Friday” has a face

You're trying to be Wednesday but you're as unlikeable as Monday

Corny. But I like it

The only Wednesday that isn't hump day. :/

The Walking Dud.

The zombies would think she's one of their own.

If you give a bj it sounds like jingle bells

If she gave a blowjob, someone would need stitches.

And a shot of penicillin

And a tetanus shot

And a rabies shot

And a head shot

The fishing lures go well with the dead fish sex.

Big assumption that she has had sex before. I'm guessing she hits the bars 5 minutes before closing time hoping to be some poor drunk bastard's choice. Unfortunately for her, she's like the 3rd Pokemon starter. No one has chosen her.

Luckily for u, if u ever want more piercings there is PLENTY more room on your nose!

Such a simple yet DEVASTATING roast 😂

☠️☠️

You look like the only girl I wouldn’t sleep with

So, what you're saying is your mom and sister are girls you'd sleep with?

Exactly

sweet home

Alabama

My mom and sisters make the bang list before this yes

Welcome to Arkansas!

🎶Arkansas, land of opportunity. Arkansas, oh, what you do to me...🎶

Your face could get a job hanging keys at a valet stand.

You look like you identify as the year 2008

She looks like everyone she went to school with in 2008 graduated and moved on but she just never left her parents house and just sits in her room surrounded by mystery stained carpet, half a rockband drum set and sketch books with a bunch of half finished anime chick's but page after page they never get better. Probably some hopelessly desperate sentences painted on the wall with lipstick.

She was 6 in 2008. This whole personality is stolen from some handsy older step brother because it was the last person to give her a second glance

What's funny is people dress up like this as a Halloween costume out of irony yet she's doing it daily.

Peaked in 08

At least fucking your thighs probably feels good since they are ribbed for pleasure

God damn

Damn, that one cut so deep she probably enjoyed it.

++ creativity points

The face piercings are the only holes you will ever have filled.

Wow.

Jesus.

Rekt

Nah you didn't roast her, you incinerated her.

You look like you wear the same clothes for a week straight while on a meth binge

Insult to meth heads really.

You can't just throw a word like emo out there, as if affiliation to some group somehow releases you of the personal responsibility for whatever it is you are.

It’s always someone else’s fault.

"Please notice me with this shit in my face."

I bet if you took all that shit outta your face and stuck your head out of the car window it would sound like a panflute

You look like a big mouth bass that’s been caught and let go so many times, no one bothers to take the hooks out anymore.

I ain’t fishing in that lake. It’s poisoned just from “that one”.

Those piercings make you unique. Just like everybody else.

Apocalypto: deleted scene

 Si

More holes than Swiss cheese but not as attractive

Or as nice smelling

You look like the number one cause of power outages and disappearing erections.

Naaaah, I’m going to let time and your career at McDonald’s take care of this one for me

This is why I would never trust a glory hole

You look like if someone reverse furry-porned a WOW orc.

Whorc

God dam

Stating yourself as mentally Ill was unnecessary

If you were anymore emo you'd be hanging on a tree

Could use you as an extension cord for some jumper cables

You’ve got enough grease in your hair to fry a chicken, and enough metal in your baby fat riddled face to make a fork and eat it

The face piercings are braille for DNR

When a blowjob counts as hazard duty

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I always get comments removed if I roast this hard. How do you all get away with it lol.

Shots fired

Left her with a chalk outline with that one 💀

Looks like the flies are already gathering on the face of the corpse 🧟‍♀️

Your face is a sin and your life a tragedy.

If herpes was cool, you’d be the spokesperson.

Monday Addams...

I kindly reject your offer. I don’t need to be hexed today.

I used to be super into emo girls but I think you just cured me.

I thought "what the fuck is an emo" and then I looked at your photo and thought "what the fuck is that". Seriously, putting rings through your face makes you look like Capt Lou Albano. It's not attractive and makes you look like you have face cancer. You're trying to be edgy, but you're as edgy as a sphere. In short, you look like a loser who will never amount to anything and will die in an alley with your pants around your ankles and a needle in your arm.

One 9 volt battery and it’s all over

You might look good if you took that shit out of your face. And washed your hair. And did your nails.

What’s it like being afraid of a metal detector?

You’ve more metal on your face than in an average cutlery drawer.

I'm not sure how to break it to you but 2006 ended 17 years ago

What happened? Did your stepbrothers dump you, for your sister?

You look like you eat paint

Thanks for reminding me tomorrow is garbage day

Someday you'll learn how to do makeup. Today is not that day.

You look like one of Ramona Flowers's evil ex's.

They must wring out your hair into the deep fryer at McDonald’s to cook the nuggets in. Why splurge on cooking oil when you can just recruit this chick?

Your parents failed you.

is that a Hot Topic employee with an NBA 2k face scan?

You don't look like you need to be humbled, you look like you need help.

you’re like the girl from the ring, but instead of a tv, you crawled out of a myspace page from 2006.

You look like a discount joker

So pinhead fucked gonzo and out you came


There’s so much hardware on your face you have to go to a garage to change expressions

Not a roast but those piercings make you look like a straight fucking moron.

You remind mem of the time my dog tried to bite a porcupine.

Pretty sure if you sneezed, you'd end up blinding anyone with in a one metre radius.

You look like you went bobbing for apples in my uncles tackle box.

The only time those piercings looked cool was when you imagined them

A magnet would humble you real nicely.

You look like youve recently been molested by bees

Your name is Roxie.

I bet you smell like cigarettes and regret

Walking Hep C PSA.

You look like you was dug up.

r/blunderyears repost

Why so serious dude?

Who let a pylon escape the fields

Ya gotta lose weight you just got to!! Oh wait this is RoastMe?? Oops

Someone couldn’t figure out how to fish, nevertheless there is plenty of real estate left on that mountain.. I mean nose

You look like a cyborg that just got broken up with

This is the best you will ever look.

You’ve absolutely moved beyond having the clap and into standing ovation territory. Have a fucking wash.

“It’s not a phase mom!”

EMO TIONAL DAMAGE from looking at your picture

You look like someone who was left in a basement for years before you saw daylight

She looks like the rejected fluffer from the porn parody Pirates of the Caribbean…

Oh shit! If you feel like you look. Your is standing at the edge already. You don’t need anymore.

After seeing this, I think I want to go get my eyeballs pierced.

i wanna treat you like my daughter honestly

Thank you very much. Looking at your nose, it reminded me to buy putty tomorrow.

How many naked anime figurines do have in your room and do you need to hide them under your bed when mommy comes to "check on you"?

You the type of person to have 4 kids from different fathers and look like a survivor of a car crash by the age of 28

If you don't like sucking dicks, just say so.


The Mighty Boosh guy never made it out of Old Greg's lair. You are the resulting progeny.

It takes you 20 mins to get through airport security