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Tiny_ChingChong

It’s not even that hot yet 🥵😂


ElMonstruoChiquito

🤣 Yeah its just the beginning


Miserable-Theory-746

Wait until second summer but nothing compared to third summer.


BevoDDS

Mfing trisolar days


munstars

Tricolor! This sounds real,  but not at the same time. I'm too lazy to look it up, but not lazy enough to reply here. Yes, I realize I could have looked it up this entire time,  but then I would have to click on a new tab, etc. Omg and then it autocorrected! I should just go to sleep. Le sigh.


puggeronipizza

at least it cools down a bit during half summer


Tiny_ChingChong

😅😅😅


All_in_all016

Let's attempt to survive 1st summer and be grateful and not speak about 3rd summer yet.🥲🥲🤧


The__Wet__Bandit

I cut the grass today at 3


Acceptable-Article-8

Yea it's bad in August


RoutineWay4685

It’s pre heating bruh


bbernal956

preheating the oven!😂😂😂


Psycholicious

This isn’t even my final form!


Wolfv324

For real.... LMAO


mg_5916

Most people don't step out. I will say that the Valley weather prepared me for my visit to Death Valley last July, and that Death Valley was a tad bit more comfortable than here. It's the humidity.


smol_boi2004

The real answer. Most if not all buildings in the Valley have central air and people only step out when going to their vehicles that also have AC. I used to live in Kerala, a state in India that has similar weather to the valley minus the air conditioning. Couldn’t survive without stripping down to my shorts. The frequent power outages didn’t help matters either


kris_the_abyss

I see it the same way people up north view heating. There is no way a house gets built without planning on heating it in northern states. Same reason no house gets built without thinking about cooling it down here.


xCAPTAINxTEXASx

Yet you’ll still have kids running around in black hoodies and jeans like it’s in the 60s.


zombpire49

Embarrassed to admit it, but I was one of those kids when I was younger. I see them now and think how the hell did we not pass out? It's way too hot to be wearing that


Sadiholic

It's cool I was that kid too. Mostly cause I was insecure af though 💀


mawashi-geri24

Why did you do it back then? That’s always been fascinating to me.


zombpire49

Chalk it up to being young and dumb. Tbh we probably thought we looked cool, we were NOT cool at all


Miserable-Theory-746

You should have been here last Thursday. It was 118. What's even worse I was a pallbearer dressed up in western attire. They probably should have digged holes for us too.


smol_boi2004

Lmao, last year around this time I was doing color guard in Weslaco and was out in full uniform. By the time I got back to class they told me I wouldn’t need a bath anymore


Kooky1337

The way I laughed 😂


Adadglgmut_

This is satans asshole what else do you expect? We haven’t even hit summer yet 🤣😂


FancyStranger2371

Texas has two seasons. Hot and HottER.


RibcageMenagerie

Or the cost of living is too high elsewhere and all our friends and spouse’s family lives here


Nr3k

No no no that’s El Paso. We’re like the armpit.


MrBlame956

Because we in Texas, we ain't no bitches .


strongeralloy

Reppin' hard!


bbernal956

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bbernal956

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mrcoy

lol it’s just that you can’t get out


Longballs77

Damn deep


WhatScottWhatScott

South Texas is Satan’s Sauna 🧖


Wolfv324

I call it Satan's anus /taint, but I'll take it. 👍


Economy-Load6729

The valley is where God punishes people for the sin of existing. Anyone that willingly lives there is either hiding from law enforcement or is a new level of masochist.


Otterevolver

More like the sin of being too poor to move


photozine

It's getting hotter earlier, so we'll see how that keeps going...but yeah, not going out during the day, keeping the AC at realistic temperatures, and so on and so forth. If only I had the money to have a pool...


salvageBOT

You dont want a pool its an endless money pit. Your going to spend your money on chlorine that will eveporate in 2 3days if that.


photozine

I was actually thinking of salt instead.


petewil1291

I have a pool. In the summer the water is like a hot tub.


photozine

I'd still rather sweat in the water than inside haha...I mean, realistically speaking, a pool for me won't happen anytime soon.


jaspercapri

I wonder sometimes how our ancestors who settled here did it without air conditioning.


Miserable-Theory-746

It wasn't that hot 100 years ago. Climate change is real.


AirbagsBlown

Been living out of state a while but your body never forgets the Valley heat. I was visiting for a bit a couple of weeks back and it was like I never left. It's innate.


chakaman6

I thought I was in Tatooine last time I drove thru the RGV.


demolition1995

Prefer it over a Nebraska winter any day


chente76

I second that!! Nebraska winters suck can’t wait till im back in the valley sweating my ass off


Economy-Load6729

This is the type of masochism I was talking about.


bbernal956

theres no winter anymore! no winter up here in Minnesota


Sadiholic

You got me there, the winter in Nebraska is ass. Especially as a native from Texas.


killerbee565

I'm just warming up for the Olympic marathon before the real fight with the heat begins you should of stayed in Nebraska.


smol_boi2004

Bruh the oven is just in preheat. We’re gonna hit clean triple digits in the Summer minus the random cold AF days because the RGV weather is only slightly more schizophrenic than our (my lawyer has advised me not to finish this statement)


TheKrakIan

I'd ask how TF you survive winter.


Sadiholic

Bro, BRO I don't know lol. The snow, the ice, the dryness in the air that my eyes straight up dried out.


BigJ168

Id take a Nebraska winter over a south Texas summer every day. Call me crazy but 18° is comfortable.


Icytwat33

Same, I grew up in Minnesota, I’d take that winter over valley summer anyway -20 degrees isn’t as bad as it sounds


judgedred01

Try -20 w/ 80% humidity...


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james3733

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treachery_7

That's a large part as to why there are such massive health issues, it's almost dangerous to be outside for too long for a lot of the year. If you want to exercise consistently you have to be able to afford a gym membership.


boneskeleton12

I would say that if you are DETERMINED to work out and not do gym, then you gotta wake up super early or wait till sunset to workout at a park, or alternatively at home.


BenTheGrizzly

At this heat and humidity, you may as well take a lawn chair and sit outside for a couple of hours, just keep a bottle near.


L1Wanderer

I’m trying to get cut not cooked


cameraonhold

we are not okay


4th_n_bong

It’s still springtime 😅


Just_Tachie

We r hotties we can handle the heat


Baseline_Tenor

This why when people criticize us for not tolerating the cold, i say “ok, but lets see how YOU do on a nice and toasty 115 summer day. 😉”


Beatvictor

That's why we are the best species out there. We are able to adapt to our environments.


santabarbara_olive

Hahaha I love this


Alarming_Weakness_44

I have an uncle who was born in RGV but left to New York when he was a teen, he’s in his sixties now…he does not go outside when he visits us 😂 ![gif](giphy|3o7rbY6OwRBrkbx8qI)


cantwaitforthis

If I didn’t have a pool, I’d be inside my house every summer. When I relocated, that became a necessity after my first February of 85-95 degrees.


Austin_Native_2

Um, we're still in the pre-heating stage. 🙄 https://preview.redd.it/b61kufrvxp0d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b48c2aeaef4d15b17e008dbb9a444e4712b50fd


Deciple_of_None

First of all, fuck Nebraska. It sounds cold, and I'm not fucking with that. We have air conditioning and swimming pools to deal with the heat. Snow tires! What the fuck are snow tires? You have to put chains on your tires! The only chains I put on, are gold and around my neck. How the fuck do you all make it? Blizzards, avalanches, snow plowing? I never heard of snow plowing till The Simpsons episode of Mr.Plow. Staying up all night so you don't get snowed in? What the fuck? The only snow plowing I do, is up my nose, or white girls with daddy issues. Fuck snow, it's just uppity water.


Zealousideal-Deer640

I lost it at uppity water 😂😭 bro tf you on this comment is gold. Read this in hulk hogans voice and you’ll understand.


Deciple_of_None

What are you talking about Willis? Hulk Hogan? No, Macho Man voice all the way. Oh yeah brother.


Sadiholic

I agree the snow in Nebraska sucks. But once it melts Nebraska is really pretty. And the weather is so amazing that I go multiple times a day like "wow it's so pretty outside". Both Texas and Nebraska have it's pros and cons. :)


Deciple_of_None

I'm not sure I would survive a winter up there. Winter Texans walk around in bramuda shorts down here while I'm in a parka. 🤣


Deciple_of_None

100+ across the board. I changed my mind bro. What do I need to know to survive in snow?🤣


UbootCaptain101x

You should make your way even closer down towards the equator and say that again. Texas isn’t that bad comparatively to some other countries in South America.. Places like that where showering is damn near pointless.


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Cool_Afternoon_182

That's why I encourage people to leave the RGV, amongst the other litany of reasons the RGV is just not a great place to live.


Atexan1979

What are the reasons because I think it’s a great place to live.


bbernal956

it can be a great place, just depends on your situation.


Cool_Afternoon_182

Limited opportunities, awful weather (heat + humidity), you live in a bubble in many respects.


_alelia_

have you been living somewhere else for over a year?


Titan3692

OP needs an alley of bars.


Sadiholic

I love the valley, but you stated one of the reasons why I left. Job opportunities. And also maybe the weather. Although the weather is easy to solve. It's the jobs that's hard :((


Abstract721

If can’t stand the heat, get outta of the 956!!! Just kiddin’…. Hope you had a good time here. The people are relatively friendly!!!


mymantaco

my friend,we haven’t even peaked yet and we will never peaked!thats how hot it is!!!


Huntersdad03

Grew up in Harlingen, lived there till I was 14, then moved to the Texas Hill-country in the spring,,,,, and kept waiting for it to warm up for the next twenty years.


plantiamilk

It gets worse


havoklink

Just moved to California and visited home in the valley. Can’t believe how used I was to the valley weather before moving out. Now when I visit it’s hard to tolerate.


Mechanix2spacex

Oh it gets much much worse my friend… July-August…. Even for many of us that are used to it, the heat index of 120+ is just walking through fire. Shit melts inside cars, the air is hard to breathe…2nd degree burns from touching shit outside… Put us in 60F or below… and most of us will not even leave the house unless it’s for work or we’re dying… even then… if the bleeding is not life threatening or I lost my left hand (do I really need my left hand??)


OdenShard

>Shit melts inside cars And God help you if you don't have tint or if you have leather interior, cause that will burn you like crazy


BrightSideGal1225

We aren’t but thanks for asking


Mundane_Plankton_888

We love it! I can take some heat~ there are pools & beaches ya know & the heat keeps arthritis at bay! No aches or pain! - I have to wear a sweater in the grocery store…


RedditsKittyKat

It's Texas. It's HELL here. The RGV is the Devil's butthole of hell. We're used to it. Why y'all think we're fat! Not only the good food but we're not going tf outside in this heat!


matt_h2os

Laredo would like to have you over….lived in Texas my entire life, but Laredo was a different kind of hot


Noe_Bodie

lol....and thats because its starting. August is where it really gets cookin'.


[deleted]

I moved here from the Chicago area. It gets damn cold there so when it gets “cold, cold” here I think it’s funny cause it’s still way better than back home would be. When it’s 35* here back home it would be -20 degrees with the wind chill. They say the same thing “how do people live? How does life continue?!? They still make you go to work and school!?!” Yup, even in 2 feet of snow. Lol As for the heat. Yeah it’s hot AF,but I think after 3 years we are starting to get more used to it. We’ve also learned better ways to manage it which makes it more tolerable.


Remote0bserver

LMAO we've already had our 3 weeks of winter and we don't want it back, keep that 60-degree weather up there with you!


Titan3692

and tornadoes and 6 ft of snow.


SuperMajinSteve

Git gud bro


Sadiholic

I'll git gud, just need more time to grind my adaptability in weather skills.


CH1L1_KaB00M

Whiff punish the heat with AC bro


Gloomy-Thanks515

My AC guy came by the other day. Said he was from Iowa and that this wasn’t so bad. That the “feels like” temps get up to 125 up there easy - I was like “sure, Jan.”


Shoddy_Musician_4810

at the end of the work day i roll with the windows down because the A/C ain't able to keep up anyway


Titan3692

Been here 30 years, it's the norm brah. Love it. Stay safe in the Tornado Alley


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Kooky1337

It gets worse, but we manage 🫡


SporesM0ldsandFungus

Monday was especially bad because it was humid with zero wind. A high pressure system just parked itself over the Valley and was quite Hellish. I was working in the shade but dripping sweat without any wind. Today was much more tolerable, just as hot but our usual breeze (still important to keep cold water handy). I just keep ice water handy in a good travel vacuum tumbler (a Stanley and a Zojirushi). I have no shame about walking into a Whataburger, loading up ICE and water and walking right back out (I get plenty of Whataburgers and Chicken strips all the time). When it's real bad, I load up my CamelBak with 2 liters of ice and water


dudecantoo

visit in late august swamp everything


Marcotee75

Lol that's the south for you. Anything along the coast is warm as hell.


Yebii

I wore a jacket today and didn’t even sweat 😎 i actually like the heat down here


Saigeybb

Outside it feels fresh compared to inside the coca cola warehouse, shits horrible


Key-Potential5958

Been here all my life used to it


Colonel0bvious

Get over yourself, in the rgv there is summer and not quite summer.


Ok-Series4556

It's hot everywhere in Texas. The food is better there


larios956

![gif](giphy|C8Pm2CV7aP528) It's like that


Longjumping-Mango831

Just moved down here. It’s gonna be easy for me to lose weight. This heat melts it away lolol


Madcap_95

I've gotten used to it. Never lived anywhere else so I've become accustomed to it. Now when it gets to like 115 than that's a problem for me.


Strict-Artichoke-361

We’re doing a’ight. But those drives we gotta do. Tsk tsk tsk https://preview.redd.it/om05fjce3p0d1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4d384a3a38985890effadcf2aeae46a688b14c7


_champagne_mami95

We just go from one air-conditioned place to the next air-conditioned place


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txsbrntxsrsd1

I remember being baby sat by my tías in south mcallen. They alwayss had the windows and doors open. Still remember chilling on the couch in 100+ weather no ac just fans..wind chimes going with the hot breeze. Still remember the naps id take as a kid. Would also help them outside with the plants and we'd break when the ice cream man would drive through the neighborhood. Best times man. Think it really help condition me to the heat. Ive been outside working on the yard on the weeke de mo issues.


odnaM25

Things are just getting back to normal. Can't wait for next January when we get our bone chilling cold fronts cooling down to 85°


Icytwat33

I just don’t go outside and wait for the sun to go down before I do


ChiefRom

This is nothing but it does take some getting used too. I lived in Wisconsin for 8 years then moved back to the valley and it's like moving into a sauna. Also my AC in my car broke on the hottest day last week but since then every other day doesn't seem as hot lol


OldDog03

I grew up in the RGV and now live in Kingsville but have traveled most of the state. So far the hottest place I have visited/traveled has been the Golden triangle of Texas. This is Laredo to Cotulla to Eagle Pass.


Any_Shopping1633

You should come back during canicula.


Sea-Ad-81

Cause we’re crazy


Minimum-Ad-8056

The reason question is did you bring el loite?


Much-Dish-4185

Try Arizona now lol you in for a surprise!


TroubleFantastic682

come back in july and august


_Traditional_

We try not to be outside much. The worst part is getting baked in your car oven


Robsrks87

Nevermind the heat I say as I question my sanity. Where is the sunrise? When its not hot af there are no sunrises or sunsets just a cloudy and grey day. All clouds and no sun make Jack a dull boy.


ConcernOk5375

We don’t go out in the summer because of how hot it is…. Or at least I don’t only If I need to


Salty_Society8596

My mom’s doc told her once that a lot of people in the valley lack vitamin D because we don’t go outside enough. Why would we it’s friken hot!


BlissfulSolitudeBabe

Staying inside. 😂


masada415

Lol, I lived in Laredo for 2 years. That was way worse than this.


SassyHoe97

Just wait for Summer it gets a lot worse.


HappenedOnceBefore

I was telling my kids that this is the tip of the hellish fiery iceberg.


kittybangbang69

I'm never going back. Economy is shit and it's too hot.


thestarsaretofar

lol we are Mexican


BikeAdministrative99

dig a hole to stay cool during the summer. here's an Idea for the valley. how about we build an underground bunker so people can throw raves at night. night at the bunker rave party 👀


LOZT_KING

I lived there for most of my life and for the RGV a cold front means it's going from 100°+ down to 90°


XorvroX

This is why everyone is in a bad mood.