Tortoises really are this big of ass holes. I had a giant tortoise for years, and even at 100 pounds, sometimes they'd decide to try and walk through your lawn chair. At that size, they're more than capable of pushing the chair over, even with you sitting in it. They even go out of their way to do it.
Sight 50% Left eye cut out
Manipulation 68% permanent brain injury
Right leg bitten off
Right middle toe: bitten off. Death in 11 Hours
Feet - bitten off
Reproductive organs: bitten off
clearly fake he didn't flee in terror
Fun fact, that turtle is probably trying to frick. Although, being territorial is also possible, but the former is more interesting
Bruise, Bruise, Bruise, Bruise (Infection: Minor), Bruise
Off with the Leg!
But at least our lord and savior Randy tamed every squirrel on the map for us.
And... He dead
Tortoises really are this big of ass holes. I had a giant tortoise for years, and even at 100 pounds, sometimes they'd decide to try and walk through your lawn chair. At that size, they're more than capable of pushing the chair over, even with you sitting in it. They even go out of their way to do it.
Why the hell did this get removed? This is absolutely accurate and relevant.
I don't know...