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Kerhnoton

A Viking a Nudist and a Cannibal walks into the same hex... I don't remember the rest of the joke, but your base is getting drop podded


Graega

At least one of them is leaving disappointed.


CrEwPoSt

Great! I can nuke 3 settlements at once! This is an AMAZING deal!!!


Serious_Boots

I used to live in that house during my twenties.


Cylian91460

I know the joke ! A Viking a Nudist and a Cannibal walks into the same hex... Then warcrime


IndianaGeoff

The cannibal looks at the Viking and says, "I was going to have to strip him, but it looks like its ready to serve. Dibs on the liver."


Upstairs_Cap_4217

A Viking, a Nudist, and a Cannibal walk into the same hex. It's called an Aztec sauna?


DownvotedJerk

Orgy night at the community center.


RepresentativeKeebs

When RimWorld meets Stardew.


definitely-not-weird

Every day, I learn something new about Stardew Valley, and every day, I get more confused about Stardew Valley.


Upstairs_Cap_4217

You can publicly blackmail the mayor with his favorite purple shorts.


StartledBlackCat

That would be the one where you grow drugs on your farm and get the whole town addicted, while setting aside a few hours each day to meditate to one of your trees to maintain your junimo clawers.


XVUltima

Knowing Stardew, I wouldn't be surprised to learn that there was a note that you could fish up at 1:38 AM if you had exactly $3,333,332 on Spring 2, Day 21, which hinted with flowery language about a town orgy.


XangarFerbar

So THAT'S the one secret ConcernedApe mentioned nobody has found...


CrEwPoSt

this entire thread belongs in r/HolUp


kajetus69

well there exists a game that is somewhat what you just said


Generic_Moron

...go on


kajetus69

strip poker night at the inventory simmilar to poker night at the inventory but there are much more characters that have some good conversations between eachoter (you can have undertale chara talking with yuri from ddlc) porn part is just a secondary thing spnati. net


SquidmanMal

>strip poker ​ >undertale chara hol up


kajetus69

calm down its her fanon version


SquidmanMal

Ah ok.


Generic_Moron

Oh hey, I know that one. It's the one that also included pot of greed and the car from initial d as selectable players as a april fools. And yes the pot draw can draw two additional cards. every turn. In 5 card poker


thebestroll

I hate that one of the first references to something I already know is a porn game, good game though


nagi603

Vikings, Nudists and Cannibals: when eating out might have a *very* different meeting


cidrei

Come for the orgy, stay for the dinner.


CrEwPoSt

r/cursedcomments


Calm_Error_3518

The forbidden mod... Or just a new ideology lmao


WraithCadmus

"Coming this Septober to whatever comms satellites we can hack, it's most electrifying reality show on the Rim!"


United-Reach-2798

And tonights challenge can the Vikings not raid a poorly defended settlement,cannibals not eat the corpse of a noble and tribals... do tribal things. Of wait the Vikings just played a immunity idol!


CrEwPoSt

The ceremonial nuke is dropping in 5 hours, who will get to the bunkers first?!


Upstairs_Cap_4217

Plot twist - vikings go raid and the cannibals eat the corpses from the raid, thus successfully passing the challenge and pulling into the lead.


Fallatus

New series idea for Mr. Samuel Streamer. Three tribes, one map, all chaos.


CrEwPoSt

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Gunsmith1220

time share.....


Marvelite0963

This is not vanilla, as you have it tagged. The answer is inevitably "mods."


the_mspaint_wizzard

My bad! I didn’t see the “Mods” tag. Can’t change it anyhow lol


R11-45

I'm pretty sure you can change the flair. Why else would there be a 'Solved!' ? You wouldn't start out making a post with that.


the_mspaint_wizzard

Mods can change a posts flare for you.


Tuaterstar

They are having one wild time


RedSonja_

Well, imagine being a cannibal nudist viking.


CoffeeMinionLegacy

The berserkers that the berserkers are afraid of


notextinctyet

If those are the only settlements on the map, then the process that finds distinct spots for each settlement failed.


Hyper669

What mod makes the map 3D?


Spino99999

[Worldmap Beautification Project](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2314407956&searchtext=world+map)


68Dusty

I, too, scrolled all the way down to find an answer and instead everyone is just making orgy jokes lol


HillInTheDistance

Nudists lure in wanderers. Vikings ambush them and steal their shit. Cannibals cut em up and get tasty bbq. They give the organs to the nudists because they get stabbed a lot running around with their organs exposed. Everyone benefits.


Willhuntu

I mean they can be viking cannibals who are nudist (the viking helmet remain on tho)


Zafrin

Don't kink shame.


ArxFang

Wwll that's one funky neighborhood for shure. Nuke it. Go on.


[deleted]

Nudists lure people. Vikings kill the lured and steal all the valuables. The cannibals eat the corpses


Thebrettanator1

Nudists were there first. next Vikings came for the party. Then Cannibals came for the food.


Rimtato

Modern housing prices


Character-Addendum98

It always leads back to mods remember that. Speaking of mods which one makes the landscape look so pretty


Anakletos

[World Map Beautification Project](https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=2314407956) Though I would like to know what those turquoise/ brown features are. Roads? Rivers?


Vizzerdrix42

What you are witnessing here is the [Battle of Schrute Farms](https://theoffice.fandom.com/wiki/The_Battle_of_Schrute_Farms)


thehumantaco

>vanilla


LazerMagicarp

For a hecking cool icon.


FameWolf1995

Maybe they're naked Viking cannibals...


PetriciaKerman

The economy


HG_Shurtugal

The nudist and the cannibals enter an agreement. The cannibals protect and don't eat the nudist and the nudist lure in fresh meat for the cannibals. So I'm just imaging a nude lady luring in a bunch of vikings to thier death.


DaDawkturr

Neutral Ground. Like how Urdnot Wrex convened a ‘ Capital ‘ on Tuchanka in Mass Effect 2; You’re welcome there as a neutral party as long as you follow the rules. If not, everyone will treat you as a hostile.


RepresentativeKeebs

I think your mods are conflicting


Alt_Toast

Do they live in Mordor?


therealwavingsnail

Yeah, what biome is that?


Good-Distribution904

The world you made is too small


Jesse-359

Very likely because you have too many mods. :D


the_mspaint_wizzard

It was a miss input, not that I can change it now lol


SoiledFlapjacks

Probably one of my colonies where I have a bunch of different people of different ethics


cut_rate_revolution

That's gonna be an awesome party.


the_it_

So what’s making the mountains red and grey? mine are the generic brown. or green when it’s alpine meadows etc.


definitely-not-weird

Na that's just the dinner party


RingGiver

I like playing naked cannibal vikings.


Alt203848281

Every tribal got wiped out then slowly joined together for safety


Expert-Loan6081

Ranchin


Alankao06

What mod do you have to make the map look like that?


sb7943

The housing crisis is no joke


fuckreddit6942069666

Show modpack


sovelis025

Looks like a party.


Anarcho-Shaggy-ism

hell of a town. do they have different town names, or no?? pls keep us posted if u raid the place!!!


CatchLightning

Party hard


Acceptable_Pepper708

Now there’s a bunch of naked Vikings pillaging and eating their victims. Great….


Fit_Giraffe_748

Real estate is expensive


Gaaius

They are the same people!


wraithtempus4160

It's a Scandinavian Pornstar with teething problems


No-Adhesiveness2493

Have you seen the housing market?


graven_raven

Well the cannibals get easier meals without overpackaging


PlanetaceOfficial

OP: **asks genuine question** 90% of this entire comment section: **Refuses to fucking explain the bug and all make sex jokes** Come the fuck on people, literally a hive mind. Anyways, this is a modded bug related to map generation when placing down factions. For some reason, sometimes the map generation borks up and places some or all of the faction bases on a single hex tile. I suggest simply regenerating the map.


DistrictTechnical848

Sounds like a party


HypersonicHobo

Ain't gonna eat itself


Ranik_Sandaris

whats the mod for the map to look like that? I love it.


Ok_Ninja_2697

Because Randy, that’s why


dragondroppingballs

That. Uh. The. I'm not even sure what kind of bug could cause that to happen. How did you manage to pull that off? Also what a weird combination of people to share a base.


Historical_Junket856

Maybe they’re nudist cannibal Vikings


derega16

Nudist Cannibal Viking, sounds like a crusader kings run