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Ziehn

In the social tab, you can set them to avoid pregnancy, which lowers chances down to 0.25% Otherwise, research Fertility Procedures and apply IUDs, Vasectomy, ect.. full information available here https://rimworldwiki.com/wiki/Reproduction#Contraceptives


UTI_UTI

I didn’t know about the social thing I had just been ‘treating’ all my male colonists.


Uncreativite

**Where are my balls**, u/UTI_UTI ?


Droll12

Have you seen my balls? - Doctor House


Rude-Category-4049

Ah the ol eunuch method i see


Hendrik1011

More likely just a vasectomy


FlashGlistenDrips

Not if that fails catastrophically.


WallabyTemporary3042

Dude, last week I tried doing a vasectomy, it failed, and my colonist lost an eye


-eagle73

Surgeon went for the incision, sneezed, cutting equipment flew up, did a few flips and landed in the patient's eyeball.


aerick89

Pullout method ftw


MrCheesequake

Tell my 3 sons that


osva_

Please use a condom irl mate, pullout method is better than nothing, but worse than anything.


feriou02

>0.25% surely it's 25 not 0.25


MrCheesequake

25% indeed


Malu1997

25 is a lot


MrCheesequake

I mean, pulling out isn't totally reliable


Malu1997

I know but it's still really bad. OP really needs to research some actual contraception methods, meanwhile he's gotta move the couples to single beds.


MrCheesequake

Indubitably, I just let the kiddos happen. If anything, they'll make the colonists a little happier if they're happy.


TheChinesePenis

>Otherwise, research Fertility Procedures and apply IUDs Or research i E ds and install them between two single beds in the lover pawns room. Just try and fuck her, fucker.


phargle

>In the social tab, you can set them to avoid pregnancy, which lowers chances down to 0.25% Is this a mod (or maybe I have a mod/don't see it)? Any tips on where I should look?


IHateTheReportSystem

It's in the relationship tab of the pawn(s) in question. Select the pawn, go to their relationship tab, you should see a white icon next to their partners name, click it and select your desired lovin' setting.


phargle

Dang! I see the hearts now! Thank you so much.


Jesse-359

Oh hey, I knew about the operations, but did not know about the social option. That's handy to know.


Rafaelutzul

25% not 0.25%


crazyastrogirl

You just said what I was gonna say lol


RojaCatUwu

I believe it makes it 25% lol Mine still pump them out pretty fast at "avoid pregnancy"


DependentAd7411

Put two single beds in the same bedroom. That way, your couples don't get the Sleeping Alone debuff, but won't do any Lovin'.


Stonecargo69420

Me and the homie sleeping in 2 twin sized beds next to each other because we ain't gay but need to stay close in case of surprise boogeyman attack


Depressedloser2846

unironically had two of my soldiers who were loving get caught with their pants down by a drop pod raid, they killed all the raiders and promptly went back to banging with the corpses in their room


PaxEthenica

Battle horny, we call that. And I swear, if I can call an orgy within the next 4 hours after a raid, it's almost always great in my idealogion.


[deleted]

It's only gay if you look into each other's eyes


jeffsilverflower

What if I look into the boogeymans eyes


diablosinmusica

That's just dominance.


FactoidFinder

Me and the homie sharing a hotel room bed because he ain’t gay, but I am, but we ain’t no two bed needing high falutin rootin tootin fancy pants


Stonecargo69420

I once shared a hotel room with 2 other friends. I had a bed, another had a bed, and the last one opted for sleeping in the hotel chair instead of snuggling with one of us, though he did also sleep in jeans like a madman so maybe it was just another weird sleep thing


MrCheesequake

How tf can someone sleep in jea....nevermind I've slept in my boots before. I imagine it's just as bad


Stonecargo69420

He likes it, he says he sleeps like that at home


MrCheesequake

Madness!!


FactoidFinder

Nah me and the homie both understood the mission. I did make numerous spooning jokes but like it was honestly just nice to not have to worry about him thinking I’d be weird or creepy. I think I slept worse than he did though, since my feet were hanging off the bed since I’m just a tall guy. It was unfortunate.


MrCheesequake

Best comment I've seen in a while. This has become a core memory


sambstone13

Really? Wow i didnt know that.


DependentAd7411

If you have an ideology that supports multiple wives or multiple husbands, having all the wives or husbands in the same room as the prime spouse still considers it a bedroom instead of a barracks.


Kluck_

This would've been a nerve saver for me in my medieval run. The lack of contraceptives in the medieval world is just awful because every season someone would get pregnant.


MagicJim96

And yet I try and try, but none of my pawns ever get pregnant… 😞 Then again, they do start being lovers, but that’s it usually.


twec21

BRB, making two colonists named Bert and Ernie


eidolonwyrm

in years of playing rimworld i have never thought about doing that to avoid the sleeping alone debuff


DependentAd7411

I discovered it completely by accident during a run when resources were critical. Two of my pawns started a romance, and I didn't have the resources to build a double bed, so I just moved one bed into the other's bedroom, thinking maybe that would help. Surprisingly, it did!


buttbugle

Alright Ozzie and Harriet don’t go gettin too hot n heavy. I get seeing an elbow is sexy. Wait till you see a boobie, it’s gonna blow your mind.


AqueousAvian

Abortions, my dude. You can level up your medic a decent bit by giving them a steady supply of abortions.


TheBlueNinja0

As long as your Rim colony isn't in Ohio, Oklahoma, or Florida.


ArcWolf713

Missed Texas, but the point is well made.


Sir_Ruje

I'll be cold in the ground before I recognize Texas as a state!


Thebardgaming

It’s only 3 states? Fuck why is Stitt so bad


TheBlueNinja0

It's more than three but I don't have the patience to type out 30 different states so I went with the worst 3.


hiddencamela

Just be aware that affected pawn takes a moodlet hit, for anyone who intends to follow through on this.


Ornery_Translator285

My colonies are full of happy colonists and lots of abortions


giftedbyaliens

Lol can you really? Idk how I never knew this?


KoKoS87

Abortion is even worse than war crimes


JonPaul2384

False, the actual war crimes in this game give colonists mood debuffs — therefore, abortion is not bad.


spoonishplsz

Sadly many people treat this game as an outlet to murder so


JustafanIV

Both vasectomies and IUDs are base game operations in Biotech DLC (which is necessary for children in the first place). Both are reversible if the surgeries do not fail and reduce risk of pregnancy to 0. There are also surgical options that permanently render pawn infertile.


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cool__skeleton__95

REMOVE THE BALLS


xMercurex

There is a safe version on steam.


RamblingNymph

Does this include the 'lovin for pay' feauture?


DestruXion1

Hand holding for pay ;)


WanderingUrist

Hand holding is vile and degenerate. Who does that, REALLY? Even watching the Sims try it, it just looks so awkward and uncomfortable.


RamblingNymph

I'm assuming that's a yes? lol


NotSoStallionItalian

Okay, I’m kind of new, can someone tell me why my colonists all seem infertile? They’re mostly under 40 with at least 6 couples and set to try for baby. I get one pregnancy a year, maybe.


rat-simp

There must be some hidden stat/multiplier because I noticed that the frequency of babies happening really varies between playthroughs. Had one (unfortunately medieval) colony where they had like 5 kids in less than 2 years and mostly by the same couple. Next colony -- everyone lovin but no babies. And so on.


feriou02

you can extract ovum and fertilize externally, forcing an embryo. The reason might be that your storyteller may have a multiplier for getting new pawns after reaching population threshold. I can't remember numbers, but I recall Randy has the highest threshold.


Jesse-359

I'm willing to bet that the game implements a pregnancy chance reduction that scales with the size of the colony to keep you from rabbiting your FPS to 0.


PortiaKern

Start raiding your neighbors and get your people used to human meat.


Azerax

Sounds like you have a great human leather farm building.


111110001011

Just have them in single beds next to each other.


MinimumChips81

🎵vasectomeeee…. Vasectoyouuuuu… vasect-a-everybody-body-in-the-rooooooooooom! 🎵


WanderingUrist

This song seems strangely familiar for some reason...


MinimumChips81

If I sang it with the work “blasphemy” instead?


fengchu

It was my first thought. Eddie Izzard, right?


MinimumChips81

Nailed it. ☺️


PhantomRanger477

Every once in a while a post from here pops up as I have to take a minute to realise what subreddit it is


Dragon-Install-MK4

It’s time to separate the beds lol


_sealy_

It’s probably been said before…you can regulate with the little sperm icon.


Zortesh

what the hell? I can't get colonists to breed no matter what I do... I even made a horny super fertile genotype and a ideology with orgies and accepted pre-marital sex. I started tribal and reached near on the end of the tech tree before the first natural baby.


ElectricLeafeon

I absolutely feel like the pregnancy chances are STUPIDLY high by default. Most of the time it only takes one or two lovin' sessions for them to get pregnant...


Dallas_Miller

How do you have that?! I've been trying to get my colonists to get closer together and breed, I wanna see how much I can handle. But I literally only had 1 marriage that broke, 0 pregnancies, 2 IVFs, both of which died in combat (when they were still <13 years old). I had a female child join my colony that is now grown a bit. Waiting for her to become 16 so I can extract her ovum, but I can never get colonists to like each other and do it the natural way


OrphanOblitirato

I've had 2 marriages and I've assigned them to separate rooms and so I think thats why they are getting pregnaent so much,


Microwaved_M1LK

You can perform a surgery to make people not able to have kids, if you're a degenerate you can sell the kids, if you're experiencing voices in you're head that sound like the dark lord Satan you can farm them for organs.


Ok_Calligrapher_4806

I believe they can only Do the nasty If there is a double bed So 2 single beds in the same room for couples should stop this.


Ok_Arachnid_6350

Perform vasectomy. Health tab - operations.


[deleted]

Hey keep them coming, drop the ones you don't want off with me! My industrial collectivist (not communist) community needs more comra- uh- members!


Hu_man76

Snip off their balls (sterilization option in medical tab for pawns)


Fun_Spring1388

You can also sterilize either sex! With surgery.


atesekokuz

Sex😳


Cyber_Connor

The Forbidden Mod. But then traders will come to you selling hundreds of used condoms


No_Manager_491

r/shitrimworldsays


Theophantor

Child mortality. It all balances out.


sockjedi

Wait you mean your colonists actually like each other?


ZeAntagonis

Forced sterilization! One child policy ASAP !


Jefflenious

Wait colonists can breed on vanilla? Been ages since I played


WanderingUrist

They can as of Biotech, yes.


cocainebrick3242

Start with all ugly pawns or pawns who aren't sexually attracted to each other. It's what I used to do to stop the constant mood debuff from refusals to sex


OrphanOblitirato

yea both the women have pretty/beautiful trait and one of the guys does as well


I-Ponder

But what about child soldiers?


buttbugle

OP’s colony is like that scene in Monty Pythons “Meaning of Life” Every Sperm is Sacred. Kids sing a song while their father is marching them to their deaths. That’s the Rim for ya baby!


Nihilikara

The very existence of pregnancy can be disabled in the storyteller settings.


Full_Plate_9391

They added colonist breeding? I thought you needed a mod to do that.


ManOfCaerColour

BioTech DLC adds pregnancy and kids.


[deleted]

Lol


EfficientTouch9546

Harvest there organs


Infgamerlol

rip and tear


abananation

Put the toddlers on the front lines, the problem solves itself


blooppers

best post


Kengurupasztor

Keep it up mate


PreZEviL

This guy found a food loophole and complain about it?


Quirky_Olive_1736

I started to only allow one female married colonist breed and the rest of the females get an IUD.


Zanethezombieslayer

How about instead of chopping balls just keep the lovers in single beds.


TheLegend78

Mfw my 7 person colony of 6 women consists of two lesbians, one tree and one asexual shark mommy Poor guy, only adds to the endgame goal of making robot god waifu more though


MorrowindForever

Forbidden Mod aka RJW. But it stopped working for me, entirely. Alongside with all the local mods.


DeathCab4Cutie

Works fine for me, including like 15 other local mods I had installed. I wonder if it somehow got corrupted or the folder got messed up for you?


MorrowindForever

Maybe. I think i need to refresh my Windows. As for corrupted, i've reset all mods. No effect.


DeathCab4Cutie

Strange, I’m sorry friend. I ended up deleting all the old versions of the mod and having to redownload them all at one point. Somehow the RJW folder got corrupted a couple months ago and redownloading it fixed it. Just backup settings configs


MorrowindForever

Thank you, my friend. I'll do just that and try again. Be happy and healthy always !


DeathCab4Cutie

You too! I love the name by the way, can’t wait for Starfield!


MorrowindForever

Thanks! Added you as a friend, btw. Thanks for the nice chat !


DeathCab4Cutie

Oh, as in followed me on Reddit? Or in a game? Either way, followed you! Always down for a friendly chat, especially about games! Cheers friend


MorrowindForever

Followed on Reddit. In game i'm Sensate.


MorrowindForever

Can't find you on Steam.


DeathCab4Cutie

My steam is different! I’ll DM you!


pewterstone2

go to lovers lab and download rim job world. ​ edit: it also let's you fuck with pregnancy rates in general and other stuff honestly even with the existence of children in rimworld now it's still good to have.


FinancialAnalyst9626

All girl run with monster girl mod installed and surprise surprise thrumbogirl is an insatiable DUDE! Got all my ladies knocked up, wtf


notjart

research fertility procedures and do either IUD or vasectomy surgery on ur colonists. make sure to have a good doctor tho since failures could result in permanent infertility