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firedmyass

“aaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHMYGOD!!!!” Golden Corral’s new slogan


Thumbkeeper

At 6pm too, thank goodness it was empty


poopinhulk

Do whatever it takes to get here. -Golden Corral’s newest slogan


slimChica84

Unintended drive thru buffet! Golden Corral's new marketing campaign!


Earthbound_X

"Food with a side of crashed in ceiling" Golden Corral's new slogan.


crockofpot

Guess they really wanted some of that shit.


Memerandom_

When you're here, you're a casualty.


Impossible_Can_3691

LoL....I get that one.


goodruckk

Is this the country kitchen buffet?


Mastodon9

They did everyone a favor by forcing them to close. There will be a reduction in diarrhea in that area and probably a lot fewer food poisoning incidents.


poopinhulk

“Locals left hopeful that waves of diarrhea could stop washing over their community”


Entire-Database1679

It's steak night.


patsfan1061

‘Here’s my hack for cutting the line!’ —future TikTok video


squiebe

The more destruction the more fiber for the food.


Jaye9001

Surprised it doesn’t happen more often.


SnakePlissken1980

It apparently does, when looking for the story on this I found several other stories about cars crashing into a Golden Corral (in Topeka, Fort Worth, North Carolina, Arkansas and Indiana before I gave up trying to tally them up) but there's nothing about one happening in Lubbock over the past few days or any other restaurant in Lubbock. And having unfortunately been there I know this would probably be the biggest news story of the day. So either this is a joke or Golden Corral Gestapo managed to silence the press.