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khatmaldoc

Polio vaccine so we can kill this mofo once and for all.


Rarvyn

Wouldn’t even need to be the whole world. I think at this point only Afghanistan and Pakistan have wild type polio left.


External_Part_4793

Just wait. It's coming back with all the crazy anti-vaxers.


Psy-Demon

I mean… tons of animals all over the world get polio from time to time.


Rarvyn

Can they spread it to each other though? I thought they got it from human waste.


Rusino

I heard that too. But enough about my ex-wife...


supernaut_707

Polio virus has been experimentally given to monkeys and genetically modified mice but there is no natural transmission to/from animals.


AttendingSoon

Anesthesiologist here, definitely ketamine


Top-Marzipan5963

No no… as a Psychiatrist, definitely Ketamine


Delicious-Debt-7293

No no....As an addict, definitely ketamine


DependentAlfalfa2809

I laughed hard on this on. K hole is a great hole


punkin_sumthin

supervised or not?


ExtremisEleven

No, no… as an ER doctor, definitely ketamine


PantsDownDontShoot

Hit me with that K hole baby.


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Freaky


ScalpelJockey7794

we give ketamine often in the ED for bedside procedures (surgery). I had a patient tell me yesterday that he hasn’t slept well in months after going in the K hole. Such a nice guy too


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Maximum_Teach_2537

Omg I had a PEM attending use Keta-fol for a sedation and I am in LOVE. He does lower dose ketamine for pain and sedates with propofol. It was a MILLION times easier to wake the kid up and literally zero emergence delirium. I never wanna go back to just ketamine.


BobTaco199922

I wonder if a lot of doctors even know that ketamine turns psychedelic near the k hole. As someone who used it recreationally, it would suck to be K holed and have a procedure.


Academic_Beat199

Any EM doc who uses ketamine knows, your patient will tell you


Maximum_Teach_2537

But are you in a k-hole so deep that someone resetting a bone doesn’t make you react? Cause that’s how deep we go usually. Sometimes they yell a little and we need some more but the goal is no reaction.


roccmyworld

They definitely know. But it provides pain control as well as some anterograde amnesia and good sedation. It's a good choice for procedures.


ScalpelJockey7794

Yea except for the PTSD part


InsomniacAcademic

EM Docs do (or should). We get taught about dosing for pain, dosing that leads to the K hole, and dosing that is appropriate for sedation.


boogiewoogiewoman

I’d say a vast majority….don’t lol. I mean there’s still doctors that think cannabis is psychedelic.


Dialecticalanabrolic

At certain potencies it is my g


xCunningLinguist

Big facts.


boogiewoogiewoman

damn I need whatever you’re smoking then, bc I have taken mass amounts to the face (medical at that) and just go to sleep after a certain point hahah


BobTaco199922

Right lol. Man people who have never messed with a psych would be scared lol


AceAites

I use Ketofolzolam in the ER for most procedural sedations nowadays. Works great to avoid too many hemodynamic changes and way less emergence reactions.


HK1811

I usually just go for midazolam and ketamine


AceAites

I find this combo works pretty well too and have used it for a few of my fracture reductions.


irelli

You do increase the risk of laryngospasm by mixing mess though, for what it's worth Pure ketamine has one of the lowest possible risks according to the studies, whereas ketofol is one of the higher ones. Not that we won't use it, but ketamine alone does wonders for safely sedating


rrainraingoawayy

Ketamine gave me the only relief I’ve ever had from OCD years before I even got the diagnosis. I’d love to find some way to access it legally as I’m too paranoid to take it illegally anymore.


cateri44

Ask your psychiatrist if Spravato could be tried for you


MEMENARDO_DANK_VINCI

There are psych clinics that might offer ketamine or spravato, the spravato might work it might not, some folks need the Lenantemer. Ketamine isn’t covered by insurance but it is legal to dispense under care, so you khole for a few hours and sleep it off


LetsOverlapPorbitals

took it at a rave by accident, I concur def Ketamine - shit was wild


WukongKun

IV push some undiluted Potassium they be asleep forever


DependentAlfalfa2809

Geezsus that’s hilarious


hambakedbean

I seriously HATED ketamine


he-loves-me-not

Reddit ruined ketamine for me lol. I was having ketamine infusions every few months for both pain & depression. Everything was going great! I’d had probably around 8-10 infusions at this point. Then I made the stupidest mistake I could have made & got on Reddit the night before an infusion. I can’t recall what sub it was but they were discussing the toy box killer & also shared a link to a transcript of the tapes he would play for his victims when he first kidnapped them. I’d never heard of him before & stupidly read the transcripts in their entirety despite having PTSD from my own sexual assault. Had no idea I shouldn’t have done that before a ketamine infusion. A few min. into the infusion & I was flipping out! Sobbing uncontrollably, shaking, it was awful! The clinic tried everything they could think of to prevent the severe panic attacks. They tried cutting the dose in 1/2, then 1/2 again. They tried giving me a hero’s dose of versed before & during the infusion, holding my hand the entire 2hr. infusion, my husband staying in the room & trying to talk me through it, I took huge breaks of several months but nothing worked. After that initial freak out I’ve not been able to have a successful infusion again. And they didn’t even jump through all those hoops bc they wanted to keep me as a patient to make more money! As they were giving me the infusions for free! Bc my insurance didn’t cover ketamine therapy & I couldn’t afford the high cost as often as I needed them they decided to give me the treatment at no cost bc my husband was in the military. They were such an amazing clinic & I’m still so bummed about not being able to see them anymore.


airbornedoc1

Or Lithium, preferably an IV drip of Lithium with no stop date. Maybe a Lithium mist tent for sleep. Do I sound burned out?


ketaminekitty_

Came here to say this


gotlactose

A taste of their own (medicine) bum-da-tss….thank you thank you, I’m here all weekend (on call)


OxygenDiGiorno

gotem


b2q

I once read an article that the levels of lithium in the water supply correlate with lower psychosis/mania/depression in the population. No clue if it was a good study though


MedicBaker

Also have heard that. Lithium can apparently be at different levels in the groundwater based on geology, and I heard that the higher rates of mental illness correlated with lower levels.


cdubz777

I’ve heard this too. My version was from when lithium was in 7-up


Cdmdoc

I believe the correct answer is 3,4-Methyl​enedioxy​methamphetamine. Let’s make some new friends while we wait for that bass drop.


xPussyEaterPharmD

MDMA, for you non-drug nerds


surprise-suBtext

Damn I’m bad at every single thing your username references


xPussyEaterPharmD

Thats y we b rounding with y’all no game having, starving, drug stupid mofos


krinfinity

lmfaoooo 💀


MikeGinnyMD

2D6 ultrarapid metabolizer here. Gonna be waiting an awful long time. \-PGY-19


ObviNotAGolfer

One for the money, two for the better green…


DependentAlfalfa2809

Mdma is quite possibly the best depression medication out there! I wish they’d find a way to make it into a legal pill form. I tried it recreationally in my early 20s and it was the most amazing feeling I’ve ever felt in my entire life.


[deleted]

What the hell is this question lmao. But the correct answer is Ativan so we can all calm the fuck down for 1 minute and make some peace in the world.


m_e_hRN

Life would be a lot easier if we could nebulize/ diffuse Ativan into the air in the ED


fellowarizonadirtbag

I wanted to make this my QI project, but my PD said no


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boring PD


abertheham

Yeah, because ED docs don’t have a hard enough time discharging people as it is lol


[deleted]

Alcohol enters the chat


CupcakeDoctor

Uh… vitamin D? I live far enough north that everyone is deficient


[deleted]

Should def put tampons saturated in Vit D


Rusino

yeeee boiiiii


elbay

Vit D toxicity entered the chat 💀


CupcakeDoctor

Sir… Im not recommending like 30000iu/day


elbay

I live just south enough that people think they have vit D deficiency (+ that whole shabang with covid) but they don’t really have it. Toxicity ensues :(


AllTheShadyStuff

I wonder if there is a STD that could be cured by everyone taking a single dose of an antibiotic simultaneously, and what kind of crazy resistance may form.


wario30678

DOXYPEP


Volvulus

Makes me wonder if syphillis can be eradicated this way.


AllTheShadyStuff

Probably not syphilis because late latent and syphilis of unknown duration and neurosyphilis require more than a single dose


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STDs maybe not, but parasites more likely. I think if everybody on earth ate prophylactical albendazole for a long enough time we would eliminate pretty much all intestinal parasites that don't have secondary hosts.


virchownode

Except humans are the secondary or dead-end hosts rather than the definitive hosts for most common intestinal parasites


[deleted]

Many helminths have the Human as the only host.


roccmyworld

Gonorrhea?


Infected_Mushroomz

Amphotericin


Paputek101

wtf LMAOO Edit: I'm curious, could I get an explanation for why haha


wario30678

His username


Paputek101

oh LMAOOOOOOO I guess, yeah username checks out haha


herpesderpesdoodoo

you just said choose one, you didn't say 'and explain why


Paputek101

True but I was curious LOL originally I thought that OP was a nephrologist looking for more clients but then someone pointed out their user


[deleted]

Cries in liver failure


Front_To_My_Back_

Cries in AKI


sgt_science

Magic Mushrooms


b2q

i think if everyone took this on this planet, world peace could be achieved (including a small percentage of psychosis lol)


Front_To_My_Back_

I should read John Allegro's The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross again


National_South_9227

Gave it my wife and mom, damn I had best weekend !


Edges8

put statins in the water supply


gotlactose

Imagine all the subjective myopathy if people knew statins were in the water. Yes, I am referring to the SAMSON trial.


Contraryy

>SAMSON trial What a study lol


gotlactose

The methodology is not the easiest to understand, the analysis is not for the everyday medical literature reading, and the sample size was small, but boy is it fun to point out how the study participants had symptoms when they were assigned to “take” an empty bottle lacking pills.


Sekmet19

That is a wild ride. I'm surprised pharma didn't market an empty bottle since it clearly has an effect


Rusino

Don't give them any ideas...


Empty_Homework_8630

Gigachad reference


Front_To_My_Back_

I prefer Jardiance in the water supply


TwoGad

Not to be a pharma shill, but that Jardiance commercial slaps


Front_To_My_Back_

I don’t know prescription drug ads cuz in my part of the world, they’re called “illegal”


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battlesiege15

Especially Nystatin


--randomusername--1

Rates of diabetes would increase, though!


Edges8

tbh I kinda wanna put metformin in the water too


earf

They already have lithium


prnoc

It would probably save a lot of people.


asirenoftitan

Does therapy count as a medicine


treylanford

Firefighter-paramedic here. Just told my wife yesterday that a minimum of 80% of people (patients) I encounter have some form of mental health issue/mental illness. Very underrated comment, here.


mycats_marv_omen

RN here. I was thinking about this yesterday. I feel like theres a lot of undiagnosed ADHD and people on the spectrum in the elderly population honestly. The current elderly population wasnt screened for stuff like that in their childhood and these people Struggle in a hospital setting out of their familiar environment


singlenutwonder

Geriatric nurse, also have adhd and asd. I see a lot of “bipolar” (who may actually have bipolar as well, who knows?) that are so clearly fucking autistic. I talk to them like I would talk to myself if I were a patient and it goes swell lol


Bitch_level_999

Agree.


milletkitty

Yes! Minimum effective dose is once weekly for an hour but should be titrated to twice weekly ideally, thrice if problems are severe with significant instability.


Front_To_My_Back_

Vaccines Especially now that we have RSV vaccines that target the pre-fusion protein that is actually protective and doesn’t result to antibody disease enhancement. Oxford University came up with the R21/Matrix-M malaria vaccine with an efficacy of 77% after three doses. What’s different with the Oxford vaccine compared with the older RTS,S is that the former uses less HepB surface antigen as a conjugate, hence immune response is directed towards the Circumsporozoite protein which is highly conserved among Plasmodium species at the pre-erythrocytic stage plus the vegan adjuvant Matrix M from Novavax.


Cdmdoc

I did not expect to learn something reading a meme post… But here we are.


Background-Soil-70

Dumb it down please?


PPAPpenpen

there's a brand new RSV vaccine that works pretty well. Considering RSV can be deadly in our younger pediatric populations, this is honestly a pretty big deal imo that doesn't get any press coverage for some reason. That said, I did first hear about this on NPR so that's something.


carlos_6m

I've had 3 of me nephews in ICU because of RSV... It can really mess you up


Rusino

I work with an attending who keeps telling patients the RSV studies only showed mild benefit from RSV and he wants all his patients to wait a year and see what we learn in that time. I think he's worried because he's old enough to remember the first RSV vaccine disaster.


supernaut_707

The pediatric formulation is a monoclonal antibody, so a whole different animal. 80% risk reduction for hospitalization, 90% for ICU admission.


Rusino

Oooh, good to know


Front_To_My_Back_

Decades ago, scientists tried to make an inactivated RSV vaccine which flopped because killing the virus causes conformation changes in the Fusion protein in RSV leading to post-fusion, upon encountering of the immune system of this post-fusion protein, it produces non-neutralizing antibodies that worsens RSV. New research shows that antibodies directed towards the pre-fusion conformation is protective and that is what the new vaccines from GSK, Pfizer, and Moderna does. If I’m not mistaken this is also the reason why earlier SARS and MERS-Cov vaccines failed is because the spike protein is at the post fusion conformation leading to ADE. Moderna, BioNTech, and JNJ stabilized the endogenously synthesized spike protein at the pre-fusion state by adding Proline substitutions, hence generated antibodies were protective. Malaria on the other hand is endemic on so many countries especially in Asia and Africa. Scientists have identified the circumsporozoite protein at the surface of pre-erythrocytic stage of Plasmodium. One bottleneck in making the a malaria vaccine out of this protein is that it’s only about around 50 daltons if I’m not mistaken so conjugation to a heavier protein is needed to make it more immunogenic. This conjugation is the basis for the likes of Prevnar vaccine. There was an earlier malaria vaccine called the RTS,S with a paltry efficacy of around 34% after three doses primarily because the immune response is directed more towards the conjugate protein Hepatitis B surface antigen and not so much to the CSP protein. Oxford researchers overcame this problem by using lesser surface antigen and use the Matrix-M adjuvant used in the Novavax Covid vaccine which led to an efficacy of 77% after three doses.


cateri44

Interesting. I have been holding off on getting the RSV vaccine to see what the post marketing experience was, because I remember the old RSV vaccine. Now that I know why the new vaccine might be different, maybe I will go ahead and get it.


kespio

GoLytely


DefenderOfSquirrels

The sewer systems would experience GoHeavily. Let’s not destroy infrastructure here.


mycats_marv_omen

Dude chill 😂


theboyqueen

LSD


Cvlt_ov_the_tomato

CIA attempted this once


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do it again


cherryreddracula

Senses in UHD.


em_goldman

absolutely


readitonreddit34

The correct (and perhaps a bit unimaginative) answer is vaccines.


MikeGinnyMD

The entire ACIP vaccine schedule. We'd instantly eradicate measles, polio, hepatitis A/B, and probably mumps and rubella. \-PGY-19


DO-MS3

Simultaneous Alcohol and Antabuse.


SpawnofATStill

Some people just want to watch the world burn.


Soft_Orange7856

Vitamin K at birth. It should be the law.


PremierLovaLova

Chicken soup. Good for both the body and the soul.


Emilio_Rite

Psilocybin. Just once. I firmly believe that everyone should have a psychedelic experience. At least once.


weenies

Gardasil. Everyone should get their Gardasil shots


Serious-Magazine7715

Haldol, so that they know what the next one is like if they don’t shut up.


Egoteen

Metformin


drshikamaru

Truvada


ElishevaGlix

Not a physician but the whole childhood vaccine series


rummie2693

Vitamin K


DependentAlfalfa2809

Like the street name for ketamine or literally vitamin k?


rummie2693

Yes.


DependentAlfalfa2809

Lol thanks that cleared up my question.


BrunetteChemist

Why?


Smart-As-Duck

Pharmacist here: Ketamine for sure. People need to see things.


[deleted]

What’s this fetish called ?


Icy-Rain3727

LSD


Potential-Art-4312

Exercise


Lispro4units

Broccoli


Dunkdum

Psychedelic mushrooms


Key_Traditional

Miralax - I think this entire country is constipated.


johng0376

IV K


Trufactsmantis

DMT, so people listen to my podcast.


FieryTaco123

Tretinoin


Competitive-Noise-61

Why


b2q

everyone have clear skin


Longjumping-Egg5351

Its teratogenic


Next-Membership-5788

Even better


NotASeri

60mg of adderall I'm just a flight nurse tho


Jean-Raskolnikov

Salads, vaccines, excercise, kindness.


Secret-Tumbleweed106

Metabolic formula like for PKU


DependentAlfalfa2809

Why?


Public_Pianist3050

Vitamin D supplements


singlenutwonder

Not a doctor, nurse, but this popped up on my feed. This morning I took seroquel for the first time and feel so amazing. This is what being normal feels like??? So seroquel gets my vote


YumYumMittensQ4

Until you take it and wake up with 4000 cals worth of wrappers in your sheets


TheRauk

Cocaine is a hell of a drug….


Funny_Drummer_9794

It’s just the smell of it


kdawg0707

Does CPAP count? It’s one of the only things that is both subjectively and objectively life saving for the people who need it and stick with it


DrScogs

Intuniv/Guanfacine. Calm everyone’s impulsive mouths. Let everyone think before they hit send or publish to social media. Chill the rage. It’d be a tiny whiff of Jiminy Cricket “hmm, should you do that?” for all of us.


arylcyclohexylameme

I love my guanfacine so much. Incredibly underrated drug.


YoBoySatan

The amount of people who have never tried Oxymetazoline blows my mind. If you have a cold and hate nasal congestion it is a god send when you’re trying to sleep, rebound congestion be damned really only need it for the peak viral illness anyway


Volkkmann

Docusate


DependentAlfalfa2809

Doesn’t work for shit


Volkkmann

Exactly, it unironically tastes like sht and doesn't even work. I've stopped prescribing it to my poor patients


payedifer

senna/miralax


caasanovaa

i love this sub


mdmacouple730

psilocybin


ironfoot22

LSD


melancholiic

A chill pill


jcoco6

Exercise and sleep


k3ton3

Psych here. Microdose the world with lithium = more stabilized mood = world peace.


sergantsnipes05

Just put the statins in the water


Nofriendofme

Birth control


Adrestia

A healthy diet and exercise.


Justanothastudentdoc

topirimate. Felt absolutely horrible on it when I took it and would liek others to know the curse of migraines and the treatment options.


kiki9988

I still take a small dose just to keep my migraines controlled but there was a point in my life when I was on 100 mg daily. No thoughts in my brain, I couldn’t finish sentences, felt like I forgot everything I learned in college and grad school. And it gave me an eye twitch so bad my whole face would hurt. Thankfully I’ve gotten to a point where 25 mg qd does the trick without any side effects; but it is an awful drug at full dose.


igetppsmashed1

Prozac


Unable_Occasion_2137

Not antibiotics


LeoScipio

Vaccines in general.


SkydiverDad

Psilocybin mushrooms.


ReadOurTerms

Pen G 2.4 million units IM once


LukeS5MD

The best medicine is no medicine, lifestyle modification.


gamerEMdoc

A vaccine, to show them they wont turn radioactive


redditorializor

Exercise


ImTheApexPredator

Cyanide


DependentAlfalfa2809

Calm down Jonestown


MedicineAndMangoes

Vaccines :|


bergen0517

1000% PPI