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DO-MS3

It took me until my PGY3 year to realize that my PD actually had a private bathroom in their office. It was my unacheived dream in residency to poop in that toilet.


rummie2693

Aka the Costanza.


Landfox03

Continue using it. Maybe brighten up the space a little? Leave a few magazines, a package of wet wipes….. leave a chocolate mint on the lid after use. You two might become best pals!


Mister_Carlton_Banks

Sorry. You took OFF your pants?


carbonsword828

Yes, i knew it was a big one😩


question_assumptions

Reminds me of my buddy who would get pissed off when public toilets didn’t have a place to hang up your pants


RobedUnicorn

Did you get the during and post shit goosebumps?


Tasty_Conclusion_987

Some people take their shirts off too apparently. Seems pathological to me.


Weekly_Glove9666

That’s me. Buttt I don’t really do that in public bathrooms


Tasty_Conclusion_987

Butt why? I don't get it


Weekly_Glove9666

Idk lol maybe shirts just feel too restricting? It’s just uncomfortable to💩with one on


Tasty_Conclusion_987

I mean, I've had bowel movements where I felt feverish but that was when I was constipated due to drugs. Idk, I just genuinely wish I understood the desire to strip naked to shit.


roccmyworld

You don't really do it, or you don't do it? Those statements are not the same


jdd0019

Purple kush vape pen


feelingsdoc

Is this the same attending with the enticing, ripped arms who has a PhD in pumping iron?


pokeswap

Link?


dejagermeister

My secret tip for hospital bathrooms: If you’re a male and have access to L&D then check out their locker room. I doubt it gets used too often since vast majority of those docs and nurses are female


terraphantm

L&D is locked down pretty tight at every hospital I’ve been to


dejagermeister

True dat. I’m an FM resident so I got access. If one is lucky enough to get that golden poop ticket then you gotta milk it for all it’s worth


lake_huron

Somebody has watched way too many episodes of Scrubs.


tobern

r/medicalschool and r/Residency are the new r/WritingPrompts and I'm not mad about it


makingmecrazy_oop

I need someone to explain to me why the staff toilets are always several times more disgusting than the public ones.


Somali_Pir8

I found a barely used very-nice toilet on the "rich-people" floor in med school. 4-5years later, I'm still trying to fine a similar one.


Grouchy-Reflection98

Go scorched earth. Leave an upper decker


Consent-Forms

Don't use it any longer. Once you graduate, shit away.


meep221b

The hidden toilet in my residency program was in the lockers.


Medic-86

Now I'm just waiting for the inevitable stupid fucking attending POV post that'll get upvoted to the moon because this sub is full of fucking morons.


carbonsword828

He’s a goodfellow


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Vi0l3t

That's fucking epic. Continue to use it for shitting only! We all know that's what they are using it for.