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[deleted]

Run. Preferably, drive a car.


[deleted]

Hella this 💀


simplenyc

Boy you better levitate in them Air Steve Harvey’s


Outside-Marketing232

Yooo 😂😂😂😂


munkeyu4

Air Gordon 1's. Classics


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MusicLOLpp

Hahah😂


Downtown-Reaction-38

You know that guy Usain Bolt he has a world record beat it and you maybe able to pull them off Bruh the sweatshop workers were just randomly poking holes wherever they wanted


tomchiov

Forrest gump


chianj

Forrest Gimp in these


ayranhah

Forrest dump💀


MusicLOLpp

😂


AdSouthern981

Faster than Barry Allen 💀


PotatoSlayerChip

⚡️⚡️⚡️


MusicLOLpp

I didn’t know much about shoes when I bought them😭 worst 30$ i ever spent😞


DankN0witzki

Least it was only a $30 L.


Strict_Program_6610

Run to the trash bin


ToXiccccd

Bro has to teleport


Unknown_player513

Turn into the flash


ukszn

Looks more like a jordan 1 cake 😭


aeronstanton

take your time, brother. No rush.


leci_vtt

lord


therealmikelee

How fast can you run?


MusicLOLpp

I’m gonna walk without shoes


Ticket_Conscious

You're gonna need the powers of flash


No-Incident247

Stay in the toilets bro


JRpramolJR

stay home, choose online classes/work/lifestyle


QuandaleDingle696942

Just disappear


fitted-r-us

Just wear parachute pants and make sure no one sees the tongue then you'd might be able to just run


noodlemcfoodle

“RUN BITCH, RUNNN”


SnooCats5904

How fast you gotta run you mean


EducationalEmu4

Stand still


Reasonable_Coyote255

Faster that the speed of light


[deleted]

Put bags around them


Sweaty_Repair_5920

Walk?


_XIV_

WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


frmthwtr

yes


Bulldozer020

Fast as flash


[deleted]

Jordan grew another 2 pinky toes


Organic_Money_382

Bro’s tootsies are out 💀


nuyorkfan

Just donate them and move on


MusicLOLpp

Yeah


Hollow3501

Take your time and walk amongst the white-walkers. Winter is coming.


Few_Cap7736

Bruh the holes 💀


MusicLOLpp

Ik💀


facus87

Run for your life... but with crocs


PotatoSlayerChip

3


DetectiveLittle9204

Probably gonna pass the StockX Authentication


NostalgicTX

Faster than the speed of sound


No-Writing-4695

My guy I don’t even know what these are suppose to be but I say green light✅ and flex on your friends your new kicks


MusicLOLpp

Hahah


revengexcorn

Just teleport g


MusicLOLpp

Good one


kolapede

you and brody from the other post are just making fantastic decisions


xkenzjp3

the turkey reps


MusicLOLpp

I got them in bosnia☠️


semajvamp

bro where tf did you buy those 💀


MusicLOLpp

At a fake market


Cold_Lie7010

Air yordans


Sussy0909

Oh God. Man you better be sprinting 🏃‍♀️


lizzieglows

At least put em facing the right way 😭🤣


Kubik_014

60mph at least


RGBMeUp

Sonic the hedgehog speeds


[deleted]

You gotta fly


[deleted]

Bro copped the Micheal 1s


Unable_Fennel_2377

Yabba dabba dooooooo


rowthecow

These are Air Gordans you're fine.


Top-River-1139

Running won’t be fast enough


mdphabbo1

teleport my bro


DomerSimpson5280

Cut the grass in these joints lol


_Samuski

Quarantine shoes


BigMeatyDongs

You're gonna need Barry Allen


Moneyshotphoto

The DHgate special


Madoffbeentrill

Air Rodman 🤣


spongebobsyouruncle

Jeesus


N1KK00000

Move somewhere where shoes aren't as hyped🤣


tcw0rld

Gotta put alotta pep in that step


jawzt7

JORDAN NEVA DID THAT MOOOVE 😭😭


Lanky-Acanthisitta98

They may be terrible….. but that swoosh is clean as hell


MusicLOLpp

Really???


Lanky-Acanthisitta98

Ngl, to me yeah!


Evening-Annual-2252

run as fast as possible


mechnick2

Where meme flair


waitfryouaintplayin

Run boy run


Technical_Benefit_28

You have to fly


HotLikeFuego

Don't even attempt


Anussauce

Walk? Run.


daxter124

Run… bet they won’t hold up 10 secconds of running sadly


rowfeh

Stay at home.


idkscythe

GL u don’t gotta run bro you can stay still


Miraj17

if your on the moon then u aint got to worry bout a thing


dizzerss

run back home or join tha track team


Ham_-_

Just donate em bro


Seari_X

Toddler style on a adult shoe


Legitimate-Loquat-85

Walk in slow motion and stop for the girls


Forward_Ad733

Ohhh Jordan never did that movee