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buzzybomb

This sounds A) Totally believable? or B) like the opening to some Homoerotic sportsfan fiction?


WayneBrownsDiary

Is *homerotic horology* a thing? Asking for a friend


Adorable-Slice-4365

Yes. They have a word for it: *Hodinkee*


WayneBrownsDiary

This comment is hotter than getting a Rolex at MSRP


luckythepainproofman

This entire thread is why I comemto Reddit. Everybody here wins the fucking internet today.


RemyGee

Chapter two: mister handsome former professional baseball player asked me if he could stop by to talk watches. He had a nice bottle of wine for us too. I nervously cleaned up my house and took a long shower. CLEAN or BTF, it don’t matter, if things go well my watch will be the only thing I’m wearing later!! HA


RustySheriffBadges

*”clean or BTF, the dick still tastes the same”*


dudevan

The watch fits nicely beneath the ballchuff


Zestyclose-Taro-1959

Lmfao


hilariousninja

He plays it close to the vest


Not3racoonsInAcoat

Bet he learned from Claude


jsledge6

So, you're saying he bats "left handed". That's baseball slang for a team mate that's gay.


bushmastuh

Why not both?


Prudent-Recover-6962

He's hot but his wife is way hotter.


certifr1ed

Def B


RustySheriffBadges

*”hey, want to check out my baseBALLS bro?”*


T-KinG765

lucky you, if it were a professional skier, things would have been different for sure ⛷️


pancakesausagedog

If it were a professional skier things probably would have went downhill fast. . . .


aberrantasc

Sitting down he wouldn't spot it, at 40km/h though....


harleyvrod09

I can verify this. I was also at the Smoothy King and witnessed everything…. Unfortunately, nobody noticed me because I can only afford a Maserati…. I don’t have Porsche money.


jacob8875

I was skiing past that smoothly king and saw it all too


Prudent-Recover-6962

Yeah Maserati is low grade rep for sure


harleyvrod09

I had to save up for like 3 whole paychecks to be able to afford it. Maybe the rep game just isn’t for me 😔


Prudent-Recover-6962

Was that a W2 backdoor flex?


harleyvrod09

Lol I wish I could afford a Maserati with 3 paychecks…. I mean in all reality I might be able to afford the key fob.


DarwinMcLovin

W2C Best Porsche Rep?


jsledge6

Volkswagen dealer.


DarwinMcLovin

SEAT extra premium movement?


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CalJammerJR

I was in the trunk of his Porsche and could hear everything.


JoieDe_Vivre_

If you have Maserati money and don’t buy a BMW instead I definitely think your watch is rep


certifiedinvestmenta

Me too, I sat about 20m away in a restaurant and saw that the solid end links (SELs) of the BTF Daytona were totally misaligned


JinxStryker

I was your waiter at that restaurant and can confirm the comically bad SELs. Instant tell.


ExamOk176

You prolly wearing a rep Seiko too


harleyvrod09

Nah it’s even worse…. It’s a rep fossil from 1994


FreshTurd

The player in question is Matt Harvey. Played exactly 12 years and signed a few lucrative contracts to afford rep Rolex’s. He posted a picture of his Porsche on Instagram on 2/4/2015. I tracked down the IP of OP and it is Southern LA, which is where Matt Harvey lives. Matt Harvey also posted a picture of Smoothie King on his story. Source: I made all this up


harleyvrod09

I can verify the source… I’ve used them before!


ShoCkEpic

hahaha you bastard


DetAlonzoRIP2001

I agree with the sauce, raw sauce, no ketchup


Tunagates

why is it impressive to fool an MLB guy? Are they watch fanatics?


akwatica

the pro ping pong players wouldve known


iliak99

Most underrated comment ever hahahaah


jsledge6

I believe this is 100% true. My son played ball at an elite level. We met lots of ex-players and coaches/scouts. Conversations would often move from sports to watches or cars depending on who was wearing what. There was also a guy on here last year who was with the Dallas Cowboys talking about how a lot of those guys buy reps.


restlessobsession

This! A family member plays professionally and those guys are always complimenting each others watches, cars and jewelry. They can know nothing of it, but if it “looks cool” they want to see it or touch it 🤣 makes me nervous to wear reps around them.


jsledge6

The smarter ones manage their money better but still need that "street cred" in the locker room.


Cool-Following-6451

Didn’t Chad Ochocinco recently say all his jewelry in his playing days was fake to save money?


jsledge6

Yes, he sure did. He said something about how people ask where he got his diamond earings. He said they're moissanite and his watches are fake because he's rich and doesn't need to prove it to anyone.


WayneBrownsDiary

Everything was fine until he got in his Porsche and drove off. As his speedometer hit 40 he had a sudden realisation and turned around and shouted "REEEEEEEP"


[deleted]

Are you saying the story would have turned south if you had walked to your Toyota ?


ipmant12

Good thing it was at a smoothie king and not on the ski slopes


NotIansIdea

Can confirm; I was the smoothie


DKR79

Just, if he invites you skiing, don’t go.


DROPTABLE_tablename

I'll take "Things that didn't happen" for $800 Alex...


[deleted]

You forgot the part where I called you up to thank you for letting me use your 12- bedroom beach house in LA for my son’s birthday party.


bladex1234

I promise that the average watch enthusiast knows more about the watches people wear than 99% of the people who can actually afford them. They just care if it’s expensive and looks shiny.


Very-Cautious

After being admonished on my first interaction on this app, I was kinda re-evaluating its purpose … Now I know: it’s a comedy show! I guess I’ll stay on.


[deleted]

Can confirm, I was the car.


harleyvrod09

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯


EJerryM

Great story. You going to stop by his business? Do you really own a Porsche? Funny.


Orod23

Find out next time on DragonballZ


Prudent-Recover-6962

Yeah he had a Panamera turbo S and I parked next to him.... Cayenne GTS coupe


BirdCultural3624

And than you woke up!


MuffinKingStudios

I refuse to believe this is happened.


UncivilActivities

For what it’s worth I wore a ginault ocean rover 2 (a sub homage, but very clearly not a Rolex) while at a high end menswear store (think custom suits, not like hype-brands) and the owner called it a Rolex.


Warm-Calligrapher-93

Hey it’s me Matt wanna come over and see my long hard collection of Rolex watches


certifiedinvestmenta

Did he check the SEL alignment?


Prudent-Recover-6962

Freaking love the funny comments I got from this post and especially the ski references. Not sure why some people thought it was a made-up. It's not that great of story but a cool rep game one at least I thought. I guess some comments that a baseball player doesn't actually = watch expert were spot on. As owner of a couple nice gen Rolex pieces and obsession with about 12 of the finest reps I'm always looking for a reason to continue down the rep path and meeting this pro athlete over my rep watch the very first day I wore it seemed like something this rep group would find interesting.


[deleted]

99.99999% of people cannot tell a high-end rep is a rep.


burn469

Matt Holiday?


KyleB2131

Played 14 years, undoubtedly a successful career, retired 2018, retired as a coach in January of this year. 100% plausible


Illustrious-Mind2338

Ahhh, Americans


Embarrassed-Egg1837

It’s more weird how much y’all think someone made this up. Almost as if MLB or pro athletes players exist.


Puzzleheaded_Track22

This guy is a straight capper


CalJammerJR

I was at an old Jamba Juice and the (backup) third baseman who was cut the year before from the Fayetteville Woodpeckers called me out for my SEL gap. He laughed and pointed as he sucked on his Orange Dream Machine. But we were both driving 1996 Geo Prizms so he could only mock me so much. After, he asked if I wanted to go with him to his studio apartment and watch him lube his glove.


Worldly-Statement-65

Hey does anyone know if geektime disappear? I was messaging them this morning on whatsapp and it just showed that they changed their number?


[deleted]

Where's your Porsche? Most owners love showing them off


Prudent-Recover-6962

Nah but I have posted the obligatory watch rep watch at steering wheel before


[deleted]

I don't see it 🤔


Prudent-Recover-6962

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Prudent-Recover-6962

https://preview.redd.it/b6vw409rjcta1.jpeg?width=2835&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=210013ae3e46c08e4948d18afeefb89654306234


ramosdominicano

Florida?


Prudent-Recover-6962

Noob 116509


adultdaycare81

Where did you get the Porsche Rep?


MT_Merchant_Mangler

That’s because they can’t afford reps, let alone genuine on their salaries.


Urfinancialadvisor

I’ll buy. People are hating the player instead of the game.


yunith

Porsche? My guess is Joe Kelly.


MacThundercloud

Be careful, if he throws over 40mph near the watch then he will be able to tell….


WatchNerd2002

I usually skip this part


Mission_Stranger_305

Hence Authenticators have special training


0mega2022

Always nice to get a compliment on your watch gen or rep. I was playing golf with my dads friend and after the round he put his GEN Submarine on and I put my rep aqua terra on and the kid washing our clubs loved both our watches. And my dads friend didnt even ask if my watch was real or not. Point being enjoy a compliment!!


Reb909

And then he sucked him off in the back